>the Minotaur was a curse upon creation, a foul creature that hungered endlessly for human flesh.

>the Minotaur was a curse upon creation, a foul creature that hungered endlessly for human flesh.
>It was locked away in a great labyrinth which became his hunting grounds.
>hapless individuals were cast into the labyrinth by a cruel tyrant only to be tracked down and devoured by this loathsome beast.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gem

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick your daughter sir.

  3. 2 years ago
    Orion Luminiforous

    If you domesticate a Minotaur you'll get the Holstaur. The ideal farm animal.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Does this guy come from an alternate timeline where joseph bidet has not been aggressively wrecking the economy for 2 years and elections are not rigged even when republic**ts win?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Trump won.
    really? he's not in the white house though?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO not REPLY TO /qa/ SPAMMERS
    DO not BUMP /qa/ SPAMMERS

    if you like the OP subject, simply copy it, and make it your own thread starter with a non-soijak picture.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ya know how he was conceived?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Minos asked Poseidon for a show of favor to look good next to his brother
    >Poseidon sends him the Cretan bull, which Minos is expected to sacrifice back to him in return
    >Minos wants to keep the fancy bull, sacrifices another one, surely Poseidon won't know the difference
    >Poseidon gets pissed, to punish Minos he brainwashes his wife into falling in love with bull
    >The wife commissions a wooden cow statue, hops inside of it so the bull will frick her
    >gives pregnant and births the Minotaur
    >Minos gets cucked by his fricking bull, his wife even tries to raise the damn monster baby until it starts eating people
    Fricking Greeks, I swear, half their myths are just bestiality doujins, and that's the half that isn't just plain old NTR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like present day soap operas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, bestiality doujins are just greek myths.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surely you know by now that the turkic tribes were created when a young boy escaped a battle and had a ton of sex with a wolf?

        Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?

        A lot of things forbidden in the bible are forbidden because they were the hallmarks of other cultures. For instance, wearing mixed fabrics and sowing mixed fields were part of pagan rituals, and "unclean" foods were commonly eaten by non-israelites without issue, ie: no one even got sick, ancient people knew that meat had to be cooked and you shouldn't eat days old foul smelling seafood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?
          GIWTWM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?
          Insanely hot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not even other cultures.
          Often other gods within the israeli pantheon. Yawhe was the god of war and its followers attacked the followers of other gods and started calling them demons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sir this is the animal and nature board.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is it outdoors-related or should I go to Wendy's for some wendussy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the talmud, adam had sex with every animal in the garden of eden before he found eve.
          This is not a joke.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the turkic tribes were created when a young boy escaped a battle and had a ton of sex with a wolf?
          This is a super common origin myth among both the Turkic and Asian people including Inuit. Though usually it is the male that is a dog and the woman who is human.
          They just knew.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/awYsFz7.jpg

      Surely you know by now that the turkic tribes were created when a young boy escaped a battle and had a ton of sex with a wolf?

      Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?

      A lot of things forbidden in the bible are forbidden because they were the hallmarks of other cultures. For instance, wearing mixed fabrics and sowing mixed fields were part of pagan rituals, and "unclean" foods were commonly eaten by non-israelites without issue, ie: no one even got sick, ancient people knew that meat had to be cooked and you shouldn't eat days old foul smelling seafood.

      For the Hitties fricking ay animal carried a severe punishment
      Except fricking horses, that was legal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The only animal legal to frick was one that could easily kill you if it wanted
        Kind of based.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thread.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will venture into the labyrinth alone and slay the minotaur with my powerful fire magic that was granted to me by the gods. Pray for me.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /qa/ lost

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a frayed of a cheeseburger

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is /qa/ still closed?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You're next, buddy.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah uh maybe it isn't cool to put people in the minotaur pit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3hD3ORC.png

      >You're next, buddy.

      frickin lol'd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3hD3ORC.png

      >You're next, buddy.

      who are you quoting???

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gem

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