>the Minotaur was a curse upon creation, a foul creature that hungered endlessly for human flesh.
>It was locked away in a great labyrinth which became his hunting grounds.
>hapless individuals were cast into the labyrinth by a cruel tyrant only to be tracked down and devoured by this loathsome beast.
gem
I want to fuck your daughter sir.
If you domesticate a Minotaur you'll get the Holstaur. The ideal farm animal.
Does this guy come from an alternate timeline where joseph bidet has not been aggressively wrecking the economy for 2 years and elections are not rigged even when republicunts win?
>Trump won.
really? he's not in the white house though?
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Ya know how he was conceived?
>Minos asked Poseidon for a show of favor to look good next to his brother
>Poseidon sends him the Cretan bull, which Minos is expected to sacrifice back to him in return
>Minos wants to keep the fancy bull, sacrifices another one, surely Poseidon won't know the difference
>Poseidon gets pissed, to punish Minos he brainwashes his wife into falling in love with bull
>The wife commissions a wooden cow statue, hops inside of it so the bull will fuck her
>gives pregnant and births the Minotaur
>Minos gets cucked by his fucking bull, his wife even tries to raise the damn monster baby until it starts eating people
Fucking Greeks, I swear, half their myths are just bestiality doujins, and that's the half that isn't just plain old NTR.
Just like present day soap operas.
No, bestiality doujins are just greek myths.
Surely you know by now that the turkic tribes were created when a young boy escaped a battle and had a ton of sex with a wolf?
Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?
A lot of things forbidden in the bible are forbidden because they were the hallmarks of other cultures. For instance, wearing mixed fabrics and sowing mixed fields were part of pagan rituals, and "unclean" foods were commonly eaten by non-israelites without issue, ie: no one even got sick, ancient people knew that meat had to be cooked and you shouldn't eat days old foul smelling seafood.
>Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?
GIWTWM
>Or the norse god of trickery was able to find every excuse to turn into a mare and get railed by stallions?
Insanely hot.
not even other cultures.
Often other gods within the gnomish pantheon. Yawhe was the god of war and its followers attacked the followers of other gods and started calling them demons.
Sir this is the animal and nature board.
Is it outdoors-related or should I go to Wendy's for some wendussy?
In the talmud, adam had sex with every animal in the garden of eden before he found eve.
This is not a joke.
>the turkic tribes were created when a young boy escaped a battle and had a ton of sex with a wolf?
This is a super common origin myth among both the Turkic and Asian people including Inuit. Though usually it is the male that is a dog and the woman who is human.
They just knew.
For the Hitties fucking ay animal carried a severe punishment
Except fucking horses, that was legal
>The only animal legal to fuck was one that could easily kill you if it wanted
Kind of based.
Nice thread.
I will venture into the labyrinth alone and slay the minotaur with my powerful fire magic that was granted to me by the gods. Pray for me.
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imagine being a frayed of a cheeseburger
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>You're next, buddy.
>yeah uh maybe it isn't cool to put people in the minotaur pit
fuckin lol'd
who are you quoting???
gem