Why do Aussies have so much trouble with birds?

Why do Aussies have so much trouble with birds?

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a friend who moved to NZ and he says the birds are menaces there too. They cheekily rearrange traffic cones just to fuck with you. Cheekiness has become the most admired personality trait in NZ in honor of these terrible birds. That region of the world just seems to be perfect for developing birds that are too clever by half.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a raven that hangs around where I work and it always grabs shit out of the bin and throws it on the ground just to make the janny clean it up I guess

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t aussies just leave

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cockatoos have the intelligence and mindset of a toddler who knows he's not going to be punished no matter what he does.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Australia is the only country losing a war to emus
    Germany is occupied by emus as we speak and does not dare starting shit with them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rheas and iirc there are colonies in the uk too.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All these amazing bird species
    >No one is simply making a bird-friendly zone and creating an army of happy cockatoos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're inviting them to fuck up your house if you do. These birds get bored and start tearing things up when they're not searching for food.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't the perenties take care of this? lace monitors? Argus?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cockies are simultaneously total retards and very clever, which results in all sorts of mischief.

    Magpies are as clever as corvids and have very long memories. Failure to build a positive relationship with your local magpies will result in them bullying you.

    Bin chickens stink

    We don't talk about emus

    As for every other bird...Australian birds don't sing. They screech and scream.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Magpies are as clever as corvids
      I wonder why

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Australian magpies are not related to corvids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cockies are simultaneously total retards and very clever, which results in all sorts of mischief

      >Australian birds don't sing. They screech and scream

      They also hang out in flocks of thousands sometimes. Imagine the mess if this lot came down a street when all the bins were out

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't as smart as border collies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got any videos of border collies herding aussies?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you think the brits got them on the boats?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about the aussies.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring them here i want pets

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the cockatoos eat the rubbish what will the australians eat? australiabros, if you need some rubbish I will get some for you, just say the word.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can ya help me mate?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't hunt them, so the birds don't fear them

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah shit, not again
    we only just recovered from the great patriotic emu war

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cockatoos
    >magpies
    >emus
    Think it might just be bad luck with getting the worst possible birds

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you forget bin chickens?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren’t birds, they’re living pollution

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          But enough about the aussies.

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