I have a friend who moved to NZ and he says the birds are menaces there too. They cheekily rearrange traffic cones just to frick with you. Cheekiness has become the most admired personality trait in NZ in honor of these terrible birds. That region of the world just seems to be perfect for developing birds that are too clever by half.
There's a raven that hangs around where I work and it always grabs shit out of the bin and throws it on the ground just to make the janny clean it up I guess
That's because you're inviting them to frick up your house if you do. These birds get bored and start tearing things up when they're not searching for food.
wieneries are simultaneously total morons and very clever, which results in all sorts of mischief.
Magpies are as clever as corvids and have very long memories. Failure to build a positive relationship with your local magpies will result in them bullying you.
Bin chickens stink
We don't talk about emus
As for every other bird...Australian birds don't sing. They screech and scream.
I have a friend who moved to NZ and he says the birds are menaces there too. They cheekily rearrange traffic cones just to frick with you. Cheekiness has become the most admired personality trait in NZ in honor of these terrible birds. That region of the world just seems to be perfect for developing birds that are too clever by half.
There's a raven that hangs around where I work and it always grabs shit out of the bin and throws it on the ground just to make the janny clean it up I guess
Why don’t aussies just leave
wieneratoos have the intelligence and mindset of a toddler who knows he's not going to be punished no matter what he does.
>implying Australia is the only country losing a war to emus
Germany is occupied by emus as we speak and does not dare starting shit with them.
Rheas and iirc there are colonies in the uk too.
>All these amazing bird species
>No one is simply making a bird-friendly zone and creating an army of happy wieneratoos
That's because you're inviting them to frick up your house if you do. These birds get bored and start tearing things up when they're not searching for food.
can't the perenties take care of this? lace monitors? Argus?
wieneries are simultaneously total morons and very clever, which results in all sorts of mischief.
Magpies are as clever as corvids and have very long memories. Failure to build a positive relationship with your local magpies will result in them bullying you.
Bin chickens stink
We don't talk about emus
As for every other bird...Australian birds don't sing. They screech and scream.
>Magpies are as clever as corvids
I wonder why
Australian magpies are not related to corvids.
>wieneries are simultaneously total morons and very clever, which results in all sorts of mischief
>Australian birds don't sing. They screech and scream
They also hang out in flocks of thousands sometimes. Imagine the mess if this lot came down a street when all the bins were out
They aren't as smart as border collies.
you got any videos of border collies herding aussies?
how do you think the brits got them on the boats?
But enough about the aussies.
bring them here i want pets
if the wieneratoos eat the rubbish what will the australians eat? australiabros, if you need some rubbish I will get some for you, just say the word.
Can ya help me mate?
they don't hunt them, so the birds don't fear them
ah shit, not again
we only just recovered from the great patriotic emu war
>wieneratoos
>magpies
>emus
Think it might just be bad luck with getting the worst possible birds
How can you forget bin chickens?
They aren’t birds, they’re living pollution
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