Why are people so dumb?

Why are people so dumb?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    gorillas don’t have the killer instinct though. they’re herbivores

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So are elephants yet they'll happily stomp the shit out of you if they perceive you as a threat.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a gorilla would just have to choke the lion

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think people think lions are stronger because at a glance they appear bigger

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    Gorilla mk2 is stronger. Because of them we can't have nice things and in general need home security devices and such.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    No they are not they are herbivores they are strong for their size but comparatively weak to carnivores. Try eating only vegetables for a month and see how strong you feel

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're imagining which would win in a fight, not which can push the most weight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rino still wins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That changes nothing. The animal that can push the most weight also has a thick skin and a big ass weapon on his nose

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you measure strenght? Bite? Grip? Carrying capacity?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You measure it by whether or not it's a rhino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people now:
    >WAHHHH MY ANIMAL COULD BEAT YOUR ANIMAL IN A FIGHT!!!
    people 2,000 years ago:
    >let's put them together in an arena IRL and find out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Humans win. Steel weapons are a million times more dangerous than any fang or claw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Throwing a rock and running away BTFOs all of nature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they didnt have steel 2000 years ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They had steel 4000 years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sir penis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is where most of africas fauna went; to die in the arena for cheap thrills

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine actually believing that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most Roman arena hunts actually used ostriches since they could be bred on site and local fauna like boars and deer. Someimes you'd see bears from the European parts of the empire. Things like lions, crocs, and elephants weren't nearly as common because they had to be captured alive (very difficult) and transported to Rome. The thing is, emperors wanted to look good, so every time they did import something big they advertised the hell out of it, which means we're more likely to find records of it. Of course a lot of rare African animals were doomed to die in arenas - particularly lions, crocodiles, and hippos (an Egypt craze swept through Rome after its capture, so the Nile combo pack was pretty popular).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but which one is it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly the lion is 77% strong whereas the other animals are only 6 to 8% strong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you're always hearing about Ligers but rarely about Tions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhino > tiger > lion > gorilla
      Rhino is the biggest and gorilla is the smallest. Size > all
      You're not beating an animal that has a leg the size of your torso.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gorilla can beat lion easy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Leopards eat gorillas and lions are way bigger than leopards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but how many punches would it take to kill the Rhino?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2000 to 4000

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Light work.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There should unironically be a normie genocide

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