Why are parrots like this?

It is an odd trend I have noticed recently.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandparents bought a 20-year-old African Grey back in the 90s. There were two things it hated:
    1. The vacuum cleaner
    2. Women with red nail polish
    If you were a woman with red nail polish that parrot would actively attack you. I'd say parrots are smart and opinionated with amazing pattern recognition to the point of pathology. I assume in this African Grey's case he just met a c**t of a woman with red nail polish. I'm sure it's similar for OPs pic.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just like me frfr

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of animals are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For 2.5 of those years, my wife still identified as male
      >my wife identified as male

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She married a man who then decided he was a woman (he isn't)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        appropriate reaction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be more worried over the fact that the "wife" hasn't been able to bond with this dog despite presumably living with it for 4 fricking years. Nothing to do with gender at that point.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they bite just women or just men? When they're raised in captivity they figure out our sexual dimorphism pretty quickly, and they'll pick one to believe is the "right" one to court, then run with that for the rest of their life. That parrot sees women as competition and men as potential mates.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that is the case I have met a shit ton od gay parrots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they just know the man fella is the one who’s been giving them seed & feed all their life and they want NO competition

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Male parrots tend to be the more social ones with lot of people and other birds. Female parrots tend to socialize mostly with their mate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they figure out our sexual dimorphism pretty quickly
      Pretty impressive. Not many can do this

      they just know the man fella is the one who’s been giving them seed & feed all their life and they want NO competition

      >giving them seed & feed all their life and they want NO competition
      TOTALLY understandable. I get them now

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has to do with a lot of factors. i have geckos that get noticeably uncomfortable (deep, rapid breathing while in "FRICK FRICK FRICK I'M INVISIBLE IGNORE ME" mode against the bark") when women speak around them, meanwhile I can be shouting and they don't care and don't react in the same way when other men talk in my office. I'm pretty sure for them its the pitch of the voice, not sure if they can differentiate between my voice and the voices of other men.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there are signs in there warning women that they will get bitten, why did the woman stuck her hand there to get bitten?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't actually think women use their brain, do you? Lel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who raped you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a troony, not a real woman. Was originally posted in the trans subreddit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Links or didn't happen

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/rj8w23/realization/

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            These freaks need to be shot to death for the good of everyone around them

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mentally ill man probes random parrot until it bites him because of a sign saying it only bites women
              >posts about it on the internet seeking validation from other mentally ill men
              One day my disgust for these creatures will turn into nothing but pity. But not today.

              stop you’re being too sensible and based…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mentally ill man probes random parrot until it bites him because of a sign saying it only bites women
            >posts about it on the internet seeking validation from other mentally ill men
            One day my disgust for these creatures will turn into nothing but pity. But not today.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I opened the thread to ask if it would bite a troony or not. I have my answer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet getting bitten by that bird was so validating for xher

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone spoken to it about its bigoted views? this is quite problematic…

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This girl I was seeing for a while had 2 parrots who did the exact opposite and only bit men, she told me
    I didn't believe her (my thought was 'can animals even tell the difference?'), and let one of them perch on my finger. It starts biting the shit out of my hand, but I was so drunk I didn't instinctively jerk my hand away and throw it off, so it ended it tearing a little chunk out. I still have the scar, 9 years later.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      scar pics or or didn't happen

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women have lots of toxic smelling and tasting fragrances, paints and lotions on them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should send a smelly, no chemicals NEET femoid to that bird and see what happens

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought birds had almost no sense of smell.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smell and taste is interlinked anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that doesnt answer his question at all

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that doesnt answer his question at all

        Some do and some don't.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tldr on bird smelling and tasting is they have less receptors but we dont know if they need more or less to have similar sensation. Also all smells aren't the same a very a small amount chicken rotting in your trashcan is enough make you feel gross and take it outside or even the slightest off taste of something bitter in something that's usually not is usually enough to make you stop eating it. Certain smells and tastes have more adverse reactions even if their ppm is low.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bah. ive been bitten by polly the parrot when i was ten or so and i still remember.
    maybe its because girls are more tender fleshed lol

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