Who'd win in a fight between a saltwater crocodile and a grizzly bear? Fight takes place in a 1-foot deep stream.

Who'd win in a fight between a saltwater crocodile and a grizzly bear? Fight takes place in a 1-foot deep stream. Neither animal can leave until one is dead.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dumb question with an obvious answer.
    If the animals are roughly the same size, the bear. If they are at their average or maximum size, the croc.
    For a more elaborate answer, if the croc is on land, it can be up to 1.5 the weight of the bear, otherwise it still goes to the croc.
    All the furries who link to jaguars hunting soicrocs or Tigers hunting salties don't like to draw your attention to the fact that the cats are as big or bigger than their prey.
    a 2000 pound salty is too tough for a grizzly to kill, at best it would annoy it and give up through exhaustion or annoyance, at worst the salty gets a hold of its paws or legs and tears it off.
    That anyone in their right mind could think that a large 300-350kg grizzly could ever hope to kill a 1 000kg or more salty is hillarious to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a crocodile is ultimately a reptile, and as such, does not have the stamina for prolonged conflict like a bear does.
      in a fight on land, even the largest saltwater croc loses to a bear or tiger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing I can say to highlight your stupidity better than what you yourself wrote.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    btfo

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1NCmzRgw5gI

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can anything frick them up?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      elephant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rhino as well, hippo not sure, they are similarly sized to belugas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Of course a hippo would frick them up, Belugas have no weapons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Attenberg's camera crew hounding them until they starve

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Orca

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of things, including largest brown bears like kodiaks, who are similar in size but are a lot more active. Aside from the obvious elephant/rhino/hippo - an elephant seal beach master could crush a polar bear like a toy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They get bullied by barren ground grizzlies which are like the size of a lion

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bear unless it's something like the largest salty vs a younger bear.
    >1 foot of water doesnt really help the croc nor slow down the bear
    >crocs can be stronger and larger but their entire tactic is snap down, drag into deeper water and drown/death roll compared to the bear with frickhuge claws and teeth and enough brute force behind em to do damage
    >defense wise croc skin is tough but not impenetrable plus soft portions on the sides/underside compared to a bears which is thick fur on top of thick skin, fat, and muscle
    Only option for the croc is latching onto the face before it knows it's there and attempting to drown it but that still runs the risk of being snatched out of the water or the bear charging stomping and swiping full bore.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't crocks have horrendous response times unless they are ambushing? this one doesn't even try to move once

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bear wins. The croc wants to latch on and drag its victim into the deeper water for a death roll. In 1 foot deep water, he's no place to go. He's latched onto something several times his size with longer, stronger arms and big fricking teeth. Wounded grizzly, dead croc.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Fight" thread
    kys yourself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo why are talking about animals on the animal board? you should be making another shitbull bait thread!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Similar sized mammal will just about always btfo a reptile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But a big saltie is about triple the weight of a big grizzly. Even a big kodiak bear's only about half the weight of a big saltie.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crocodiles rarely need to fight their prey, they are designed for a 1-hit ko from a hiding position.
    In a water stream that small the croc just can't hide, making the first bite that much more risky, so I'm giving this one to the bear, since they are more suited for the kind of "hand-to-hand" combat that is supposed to happen here.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'vee seen videos of jaguars kill crocodiles in south america.
    They just jump on their back and bite the neck until they die.
    A jag is 200lb.
    A kodiak grizzly is 1500.
    Still have doubts that any creature on this earth could kill a fullly grown saltwater croc except a hippo or an elephant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'vee seen videos of jaguars kill crocodiles in south america.
      they're killing caimans, not crocodiles. a jaguar has 0 chance against a saltwater crocodile

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Virgin croc gets BTFO'd by Chad hippo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hippos are just evil for the sake off it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      virgin hippo gets BTFO'd by chad rhino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        virgin rhino gets BTFO'D by chad elephant

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          virgin elephant gets BTFO'd by uuuuum.... well .... you know.... like uuum.... T-rex maybe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is the elephant actually mocking the rhino?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is their problem, he isn't going to eat that.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crocs litterally have had the chance to take over the world and have failed. They're one blood thirsty hippo away from getting replaced.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen how easily big cats frick up crocodiles? It's not even close.
    1 foot deep water will barely slow down the bear. A grizzly could probably kill 5 or more back to back.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A large male saltwater crocodile can weigh almost 3,000 pounds. Male grizzlies can weigh at max almost 800. 1 foot of water isn't going to make much of a difference for the croc but I can't see the bear winning. A Kodiak bear would have a better shot, they max out at a little over half the weight of a big saltie (1500 lbs).

      Which ones? Lions sometimes bully small Nile crocodiles...on land. Jaguars eat the little sub 10 foot caiman down in south America. Occasionally a tiger will get a small/medium saltie or mugger but salties have been recorded getting tigers too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Finally, someone who actually knows what they’re talking about.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jaguars have killed adult black caimans. big cats are p4p superior to crocs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Male grizzlies can weigh at max almost 800.
        what kinda pussy ass grizzlies you got

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kodiak's are not counted, they be their own thing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            kodiaks aren't even the largest type of brown bear.
            there's just a regular brown bear from around the western coast of canada that gets to be the biggest of them all, and californian brown bears were bigger than kodiaks before the subspecies became extinct.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Instead of saying that, throw up some links because that's the first time I've heard of this canadian brown bear.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Peninsula_brown_bear
                was wrong about it being canada. i remembered it from a show about big foot, some guy was talking about the gigantic bears they got that travel between the coast and a nearby island.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like Kodiak's on average are larger, but the Alaskan brown bear can grow just as big at the upper end.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Peninsular brown bears are slightly smaller than Kodiaks on average and on record. Part of the reason they’re big is because they’re so closely related to koadiaks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Have you seen how easily big cats frick up crocodiles?
      I haven't, because this footage doesn't exist.
      Crocodilians =/= Crocodiles
      Caimans =/=/=/=/ Crocodiles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Here you go homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wi5mR-kWM8
        Here you go homosexual.

        tigerchads keep winning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        get owned you homosexual

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wi5mR-kWM8
        Here you go homosexual.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Salt water breaks the grizzlies arm/leg, then quickly gets its throat ripped out. So grizzly loses a limb but inevitably wins.

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