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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cuddle one

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >where humans are significantly less intelligent on average

    so israel.or africa

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think someone’s ever had sex with a female crocodile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only saw a WebM of that once but I can for sure say yes, they did. Don't ask me for webms because that shit was years ago and I didn't save it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ehehehehe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The shit they can casually walk off is mental

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just because crocs love eating hominins (anthropophagus and thonbjornsini or whatever in Africa eating erectines) does not mean they are relegated to predating upon more basal forms. Also, I'd argue that even in spite of the presence of floriensis and erectus genetic input on the population(s) of South East Asia, they're also intensely admixed with derived populations in places like The Philippines. Salties and Niles can eat anyone they want if they're near the water. If saltwater crocodiles lived in Oregon you can't tell me a bunch of muh epic white people would not be absolutely owned. Crocodiles own

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post your hook nose, israelite boi

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love crocs so much bros

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you filtered out all developing countries and only counted whites then crocodiles would still kill leagues more people

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >love sunning
    >love swimming
    >love eating
    >simple as
    a simpler less stressful life

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously though, what's the point of the autistic distinction of alligator and crocodile? Why can't we just call both crocodile and be done with. Alligators can be round-snout crocodiles or something like that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        aren't alligators crocodiles already?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny how there are more caimans on the planet than there are the rest of the other crocodile species put together.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, there are more species in the genus Crocodylus alone than there are species in the entire family of Alligatoridae.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think its like the difference between huricanes and cyclones.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because then we would have the american crocodile and the american crocodile 2 electric crocodoo, this distinction only really matters in america, because one of the other crocodiles, either nile or saltwater, has a board mouth like an alligator

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Alligators survive freezing much better than crocodiles. So if you get eaten by a giant lizard in Minnesota in winter, we don't want to round up a mob and go kill innocent crocodiles.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the conditions needed for a super croc like Purussaurus to appear again? Humanity's extinction, availability of large freshwater prey like giant turtles?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Prey and weather. The planet was much warmer back then

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The planet was much warmer back then
        Imagine the smell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but muh global warming

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Global warming is bad because it's happening too fast and isn't giving living beings time to adapt. With us being living beings, hence bad.
          Reptiles also have a hard time adapting to it btw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post proof. all the predictions from inconvenient truth have been shown to ve false

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a realistic minecraft mob

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel that the time is coming soon. Assuming the mahamba has gone extinct. You see, with burmese pythons and american alligators, both are known for eating smaller members of each others species. Therefore, assuming size is driving one to become larger then the other, both species will become larger over time, within environmental constraint that is. There is a size limit to all things, but homosexual Sapiens have made things smaller overall over time. Without them, nature can go fricking nuts.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sounds racist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah u are chuddy boy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Racists are chuds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s racist until you realize there are also historical hominids living in scandinavia, russia, the balkans, and england.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How did that happen?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sapiens left them alone in their frozen habitats.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNNN

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what’s the difference?
    About half a tonne and 1000 fatalities per year

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rookie numbers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had no idea snakes actually killed that many people. I thought there hadn't been a snakebite death in Australia in years since antivenom became common, and I'd expect most deaths to happen there, if anywhere.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's India (and other SEA countries)
          Australian snakes, as venomous as they are, are not large and would rather flee than bite you
          South-East Asia on the other hand, has
          >Largest Pythons, which are occasional man-eaters
          >Cobras, which are also large and sometimes stand their ground against humans
          >More than a billion third-worlders encroaching on their habitat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > Australian snakes, as venomous as they are, are not large
            Most are large - rivalling Cobras in size outside of a few exceptions like Death Adders. Most dangerous snakes here reach from 1.5 - 3m (Rough Scale, Taipans, Browns, Red Bellies, Tigers, etc). Size also tends to make a snake less dangerous, not more (due to being easier to spot and making it more difficult to infiltrate into urban areas) anyway.
            >and would rather flee than bite you
            All snakes would. Not just Australian. Though it should be noted that Brown Snakes and Taipans have been recorded chasing people.
            > More than a billion third-worlders encroaching on their habitat
            This is the real issue.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Australian snakes, as venomous as they are, are not large and would rather flee than bite you
            Are you sure about that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, what is that snake going to do in a 1v1 against a human? you may eventually die from the venom but that wont stop you from stomp it into a red pulp

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You see a sanke
                >You know one (1) bite is enough for you to die
                If you want to fight it, you're moronic, but you should do it to remove yourself from the gene pool.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What i mean is that the snake knows you would win and would rather slither away

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pythons, which are occasional man-eaters
            The only python in the region recorded to have eaten adult humans is the reticulated python, and that comes down to the fact that everyone there, especially the women, is short as frick. Even then, it's very rare. Python fatalities do occur a little more frequently, but again, not common. Most of the fatalities occur with venomous snakes.
            , which are also large and sometimes stand their ground against humans
            Sort of, but it also just comes down to your third point below, which is that these snakes are found in increasing numbers around human settlements. Also as the other anon pointed out, Russell's Viper is the biggest offender (in India at least). A lot of snake bites in India & SEA occur because these snakes are nocturnal, but Russell's viper in particular is more aggressive than other snakes. Kraits are also an issue in the region.
            At the end of the day, the big issue is that everyone in those fricking countries walks around barefoot and without gloves or flashlights on hand at night. If they at least had boots and flashlights, these incidents would be cut down significantly.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the big issue is that everyone in those fricking countries walks around barefoot and without gloves or flashlights on hand at night
              The big issue is the sheer number of them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's India (and other SEA countries)
          Australian snakes, as venomous as they are, are not large and would rather flee than bite you
          South-East Asia on the other hand, has
          >Largest Pythons, which are occasional man-eaters
          >Cobras, which are also large and sometimes stand their ground against humans
          >More than a billion third-worlders encroaching on their habitat

          It's Russell's viper. She is a really aggressive b***h.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what are the snails doing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don't want to know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's something with their shit that is extremely toxic

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crocs elite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a gator.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Alligator
    Beta b***hes you can mess with.
    >Crocodile
    Alpha reptiles you don't frick with if you don't want to die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      american crocodile is a wimp compared to alligators and has had less that 15 recorded fatalities. Meanwhile chad alligator eats dogs. I get what you're saying when it comes to saltwater crocs and nile crocs but not always true.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        theres checks and balances all over nature, anon.
        Alligators can survive a freezing winter where crocodiles cannot

        because they know how to chill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          >Alligator
          Beta b***hes you can mess with.
          >Crocodile
          Alpha reptiles you don't frick with if you don't want to die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If im not mistaken american alligators have been known to bully american crocs.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lizard brain that only has 2 states
    >hungry and on the prowl to frick you up
    >sated and wants to stay in one spot for 2 weeks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A number of papers have come out that suggest Crocodillians exhibit play behavior.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that were me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you just know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what happens if she stops?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He eats her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's a big gator

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

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