Pandas just naturally breed slow as frick because they had very little pressure in the wild, combined with the fact that a lot of animals won't breed in captivity for various reasons.
If pandas had any problems with breeding like once every 10 years out in their natural bamboo forests they would have gone extinct long before anyone thought they were cute.
>Chinese pride
Lmao. Pandas still exist because they parade them around and loan them for half a mil per year to international zoos. They are there so the chinese can go "But pandas" and continue to absolutely frick this planet to death with their complete disregard for life on this planet.
>"I hope he wears a condom, otherwise he risks getting her pregnant"
A new filter so he doesn't have to keep hiding your moronic fricking threads.
imagine if porn was filmed by some guy 30 feet away. no wonder the pandas aren't getting horny.
Many animals, including dogs, cant see images on crt screens
Id imagine bears are similar
Brains unironically have a refresh rate, maybe they changed the framerate to suit it, or it's just the reddit post above.
new hardcore parkour tricks
What are they training for?
The inevitable day they’re next on the menu for Chinese government officials
Kung Fu Panda 5.
i mean he's a panda, so
>gross, it should be a Brack Bear rairing her panda pussy
So do we actually know if they derive any enjoyment from this?
Sweet, maybe let me out of this cage and ill get right on that
>imblying
Pandas are incels.
pandas lack genetic sex drive, chinese pride is the only reason they still exist
Is this because the alpha ones all got killed off or were they always like that?
Pandas just naturally breed slow as frick because they had very little pressure in the wild, combined with the fact that a lot of animals won't breed in captivity for various reasons.
If pandas had any problems with breeding like once every 10 years out in their natural bamboo forests they would have gone extinct long before anyone thought they were cute.
It's the video games and porn that's distracting them from having white panda babies and furthering their race.
>Chinese pride
Lmao. Pandas still exist because they parade them around and loan them for half a mil per year to international zoos. They are there so the chinese can go "But pandas" and continue to absolutely frick this planet to death with their complete disregard for life on this planet.
Sounds awful. Must suck being trafficked across the planet back and forth over and over again for an extra buck in Xi’s pocket
The cash is only a bonus. They actually only rent out their pandas to countries they like. They're primarily a diplomacy gift.
If anybody ever starts a rumor that panda livers make your wiener grow kiss 'em goodbye lol
Political tools > TCM, their government won't frick around if they find out anyone's killing the pandas.
Plus they already harvest other bears for their livers anyway.
>for their livers
Don’t forget their bile
notto disu shitto agen
>or the male has been monitoring her urine
why do so many animals have flat tongues but humans have a bulky muscular tongue?
for the pusy
The only good reddit post.
>r/GoonCaves/
Didn't they 404 that place because gooners keep lusting after children (like children-children, not 17 year olds)
It's back
is that good?
Pandas really are zesty ahh lookin homies
>ha ha sex is gay I'm going to eat more food
>If we're pandas, why are we doing it doggy style?
What would panda style look like?
celibacy
That you keep making stupid fricking threads.