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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I hope he wears a condom, otherwise he risks getting her pregnant"

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new filter so he doesn't have to keep hiding your moronic fricking threads.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if porn was filmed by some guy 30 feet away. no wonder the pandas aren't getting horny.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many animals, including dogs, cant see images on crt screens
    Id imagine bears are similar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brains unironically have a refresh rate, maybe they changed the framerate to suit it, or it's just the reddit post above.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    new hardcore parkour tricks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are they training for?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The inevitable day they’re next on the menu for Chinese government officials

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kung Fu Panda 5.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean he's a panda, so

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gross, it should be a Brack Bear rairing her panda pussy

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do we actually know if they derive any enjoyment from this?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, maybe let me out of this cage and ill get right on that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imblying
      Pandas are incels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pandas lack genetic sex drive, chinese pride is the only reason they still exist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this because the alpha ones all got killed off or were they always like that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pandas just naturally breed slow as frick because they had very little pressure in the wild, combined with the fact that a lot of animals won't breed in captivity for various reasons.

          If pandas had any problems with breeding like once every 10 years out in their natural bamboo forests they would have gone extinct long before anyone thought they were cute.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the video games and porn that's distracting them from having white panda babies and furthering their race.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chinese pride
        Lmao. Pandas still exist because they parade them around and loan them for half a mil per year to international zoos. They are there so the chinese can go "But pandas" and continue to absolutely frick this planet to death with their complete disregard for life on this planet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds awful. Must suck being trafficked across the planet back and forth over and over again for an extra buck in Xi’s pocket

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The cash is only a bonus. They actually only rent out their pandas to countries they like. They're primarily a diplomacy gift.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If anybody ever starts a rumor that panda livers make your wiener grow kiss 'em goodbye lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Political tools > TCM, their government won't frick around if they find out anyone's killing the pandas.

            Plus they already harvest other bears for their livers anyway.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for their livers
              Don’t forget their bile

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        notto disu shitto agen

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >or the male has been monitoring her urine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              why do so many animals have flat tongues but humans have a bulky muscular tongue?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                for the pusy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only good reddit post.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >r/GoonCaves/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they 404 that place because gooners keep lusting after children (like children-children, not 17 year olds)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that good?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pandas really are zesty ahh lookin homies

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ha ha sex is gay I'm going to eat more food

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If we're pandas, why are we doing it doggy style?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would panda style look like?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        celibacy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That you keep making stupid fricking threads.

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