What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Hug and kiss all cats
I would love to hug and kiss female tigers, lionesses, leopards, cougars, pumas, panthers or lynx
When I first saw this thumbnail from this video, it awoke something deep inside me that I didn't know existed.
two raccoons (two so they don't get lonely)
they are truely wonderous critters!
>two so they don't get lonely
The Greeks believed that raccoons were originally monstrous two headed, eight limbed beasts. The Olympians came to fear them and their might that they conspired to cleft them in twain. Nowadays, each racc wanders the Earth searching for its compliment, to have a shadow of the power of their once mighty forebears.
>What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?
A North American Barbell. Hug (lift) one of these 2-3 times a week and your sadness will go away.
If you don't have space in your home you can get a membership to a barbell shelter where you can go and hug a bunch of different ones (kinda like a petting zoo).
Tried hugging barbells for a few months, if anything it magnified the sadness.
Your mother
pen0r
Rhea
>oh hello Kevin
>*BANG*
a tegu
A really fat old lab
none, if you're in that state chances of your pet being neglected are high
only way is to fix whatever is making you sad
Well, I feed the pigeons in the street and in the courtyard of my building. After a while, you get regulars, you recognize them and they recognize you. It brings me a lot of joy and calm. It's free and they stay free.
komodo dragon
Dog is the correct answer. Or maybe a moronic clingy desperate cat. But most cats are c**ts.
gf
there is no substitute
Horses are really frickin big though.
https://classroom.miniaturehorsemanship.com/when-do-miniature-horses-stop-growing/
>huuhuu
S M A S H E D
L
A
M
M
E
D
Chicken.
Silkie for maximum comfy or standard Rhode island red for a pet that gives back
Gif sketties dummeh! Or am giv foreva sweepies!
bump
It doesn't work
none of them. the responsibility and burden of an animal will most likely just make you more depressed. there was a thread here in the past month about this very issue. you need to work on yourself first before you take on another living being.
Total opposite is true. You will finally have a proper personal motive to need money other than being an addict-consumer who lacks the skills to support yourself independently. It's an accessible way to tie your inescapable need for money to love. That is motivating, versus
>"oh lemme just pay to eat and sleep so I have energy to work so I can pay to eat and sleep and so forth... oh no BLEK I have died of old/shitty
woman
LMAO not first world women.
>all the tens of millions of eligible women in the western world are exactly like that thot in that one tiktok i saw last week
this is your brain on incelism. seek help Black person
Not all, just 80%. The other 20% are hard to get.
I'm not an incel. I'm ZGTOW.
incel
Ok dude.
I have a gf, moron she lives at the zoo
high maintenance and very demanding, not a good beginner pet
me
feed birds
observe birds
realize how much birds die
gain new respect for birds
feel duty to give them breakfast every day
start waking up at the ass crack of dawn to feed them
listen to them sing
watch them consume your offering
they need you
they love you
but actually it turns out that waking up at dawn fixed your circadian rhythm and made you function better in society, even if you only do it due to a sense of obligation to birds, you will gain better mental health.
t. unemployed
it works with my 8-5 work schedule. It's always light out before 8. Sometimes dark before 5 but I don't go to bed at dark.
>t. bird
GSD, obviously.
My understanding was that dogs were not a fan of hugs (using the body to create enclosed restricted space and all that)
My baby b***hes love them and one was a chihuahua mix
Depends on the situation and dog.
I'm a scientist. I see a beast? I'm putting it in a situation.
A self defense one?
Seems very situational
A dog that's moving around or playing won't want to be held still, but they can definitely enjoy a brief embrace when in play mode. When in relax mode they tend to enjoy constant slight to moderate contact, like them leaning against you or resting their head on your foot, or you resting your arm on them in the sofa or whatever.
Human hugs are just stiffer and more restrictive than the typical dog enjoys.
all of them, anon
all of them
Lick him OP and all your problems will fade away...and you will have a good time
Lurking this thread because I'm in the same boat as you OP. Maybe a dog?