What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?

What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hug and kiss all cats

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to hug and kiss female tigers, lionesses, leopards, cougars, pumas, panthers or lynx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I first saw this thumbnail from this video, it awoke something deep inside me that I didn't know existed.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    two raccoons (two so they don't get lonely)
    they are truely wonderous critters!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >two so they don't get lonely
      The Greeks believed that raccoons were originally monstrous two headed, eight limbed beasts. The Olympians came to fear them and their might that they conspired to cleft them in twain. Nowadays, each racc wanders the Earth searching for its compliment, to have a shadow of the power of their once mighty forebears.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?

    A North American Barbell. Hug (lift) one of these 2-3 times a week and your sadness will go away.

    If you don't have space in your home you can get a membership to a barbell shelter where you can go and hug a bunch of different ones (kinda like a petting zoo).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tried hugging barbells for a few months, if anything it magnified the sadness.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your mother

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pen0r

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rhea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh hello Kevin
      >*BANG*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a tegu

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A really fat old lab

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none, if you're in that state chances of your pet being neglected are high
    only way is to fix whatever is making you sad

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I feed the pigeons in the street and in the courtyard of my building. After a while, you get regulars, you recognize them and they recognize you. It brings me a lot of joy and calm. It's free and they stay free.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    komodo dragon

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dog is the correct answer. Or maybe a moronic clingy desperate cat. But most cats are c**ts.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gf

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is no substitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are really frickin big though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://classroom.miniaturehorsemanship.com/when-do-miniature-horses-stop-growing/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >huuhuu

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          S M A S H E D
          L
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          D

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chicken.
          Silkie for maximum comfy or standard Rhode island red for a pet that gives back

          Gif sketties dummeh! Or am giv foreva sweepies!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't work

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none of them. the responsibility and burden of an animal will most likely just make you more depressed. there was a thread here in the past month about this very issue. you need to work on yourself first before you take on another living being.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total opposite is true. You will finally have a proper personal motive to need money other than being an addict-consumer who lacks the skills to support yourself independently. It's an accessible way to tie your inescapable need for money to love. That is motivating, versus
      >"oh lemme just pay to eat and sleep so I have energy to work so I can pay to eat and sleep and so forth... oh no BLEK I have died of old/shitty

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO not first world women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all the tens of millions of eligible women in the western world are exactly like that thot in that one tiktok i saw last week
        this is your brain on incelism. seek help Black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not all, just 80%. The other 20% are hard to get.
          I'm not an incel. I'm ZGTOW.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            incel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ok dude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have a gf, moron she lives at the zoo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      high maintenance and very demanding, not a good beginner pet

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feed birds
    observe birds
    realize how much birds die
    gain new respect for birds
    feel duty to give them breakfast every day
    start waking up at the ass crack of dawn to feed them
    listen to them sing
    watch them consume your offering
    they need you
    they love you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but actually it turns out that waking up at dawn fixed your circadian rhythm and made you function better in society, even if you only do it due to a sense of obligation to birds, you will gain better mental health.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. unemployed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it works with my 8-5 work schedule. It's always light out before 8. Sometimes dark before 5 but I don't go to bed at dark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. bird

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GSD, obviously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dog is the correct answer. Or maybe a moronic clingy desperate cat. But most cats are c**ts.

      My understanding was that dogs were not a fan of hugs (using the body to create enclosed restricted space and all that)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My baby b***hes love them and one was a chihuahua mix

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the situation and dog.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a scientist. I see a beast? I'm putting it in a situation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A self defense one?

            https://i.imgur.com/oOCNWqg.jpg

            >What animal should I adopt and hug on a regular basis to make the sadness go away?

            A North American Barbell. Hug (lift) one of these 2-3 times a week and your sadness will go away.

            If you don't have space in your home you can get a membership to a barbell shelter where you can go and hug a bunch of different ones (kinda like a petting zoo).

            Seems very situational

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A dog that's moving around or playing won't want to be held still, but they can definitely enjoy a brief embrace when in play mode. When in relax mode they tend to enjoy constant slight to moderate contact, like them leaning against you or resting their head on your foot, or you resting your arm on them in the sofa or whatever.

        Human hugs are just stiffer and more restrictive than the typical dog enjoys.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all of them, anon
    all of them

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lick him OP and all your problems will fade away...and you will have a good time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lurking this thread because I'm in the same boat as you OP. Maybe a dog?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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