The real king of the jungle

No one can defeat him. No one.

  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    strongest animal that will even fuck up polar bears are elephants in musth fase. Nothing comes even close.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      killer whales

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    King of the river and swamps maybe. On land the hippo has nothing against elephants or rhinos.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the rhino would be outmatched in a swamp, elephants still mog hippos in the water

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    could 20 rugby player pros and pro-wrestlers(death match pros)armed with steel baseball bats clobber an hipo to death?
    or maybe 40? What if they used those chinese police man-catcher forks?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing short of a Macedonian phalanx could take down a hippo in melee combat.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Five humans with long spears per 1 Hippo. You would still suffer a casualty or two.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one can defeat him. No one.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      but what if the hippo had a gun?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like how elephants seem to leave the babies alone while slapping the shit out of adult hippos and rhinos

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it was a male it would kick the shit of the babies, the male and then the entire harem

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        well to be fair Hippos are dicks and it probably started it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      -ACK

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck I love elephants

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btfo'd

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is feeding hippos retarded?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really can't overfeed them so I guess it's okay

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        so their hunger for human flesh in never satisfied? got it

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit I had this very card as a kid, I remember having a piranha one also and a wyvern, these were cool af

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh FUGGGG I had these too wtfffff wyvern was purple I think

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >children on the fence
      Disaster waiting to happen.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snorts coke all day erry day

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    orca

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >king of the jungle
    >lives in the sea

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >King of New Zealand
      >Lives in Britain

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