The real king of the jungle

No one can defeat him. No one.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    strongest animal that will even fuck up polar bears are elephants in musth fase. Nothing comes even close.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      killer whales

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    King of the river and swamps maybe. On land the hippo has nothing against elephants or rhinos.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the rhino would be outmatched in a swamp, elephants still mog hippos in the water

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    could 20 rugby player pros and pro-wrestlers(death match pros)armed with steel baseball bats clobber an hipo to death?
    or maybe 40? What if they used those chinese police man-catcher forks?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing short of a Macedonian phalanx could take down a hippo in melee combat.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Five humans with long spears per 1 Hippo. You would still suffer a casualty or two.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one can defeat him. No one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but what if the hippo had a gun?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like how elephants seem to leave the babies alone while slapping the shit out of adult hippos and rhinos

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it was a male it would kick the shit of the babies, the male and then the entire harem

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        well to be fair Hippos are dicks and it probably started it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      -ACK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck I love elephants

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Btfo'd

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is feeding hippos retarded?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really can't overfeed them so I guess it's okay

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        so their hunger for human flesh in never satisfied? got it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit I had this very card as a kid, I remember having a piranha one also and a wyvern, these were cool af

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh FUGGGG I had these too wtfffff wyvern was purple I think

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >children on the fence
      Disaster waiting to happen.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snorts coke all day erry day

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    orca

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >king of the jungle
    >lives in the sea

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >King of New Zealand
      >Lives in Britain

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