The real king of the jungle Posted on September 29, 2022 by Anonymous No one can defeat him. No one. Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68 Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68 Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68
1 year ago Reply Anonymous strongest animal that will even frick up polar bears are elephants in musth fase. Nothing comes even close.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous King of the river and swamps maybe. On land the hippo has nothing against elephants or rhinos.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Only the rhino would be outmatched in a swamp, elephants still mog hippos in the water
1 year ago Reply Anonymous could 20 rugby player pros and pro-wrestlers(death match pros)armed with steel baseball bats clobber an hipo to death? or maybe 40? What if they used those chinese police man-catcher forks?
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Nothing short of a Macedonian phalanx could take down a hippo in melee combat.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Five humans with long spears per 1 Hippo. You would still suffer a casualty or two.
1 year ago Reply Anonymous i like how elephants seem to leave the babies alone while slapping the shit out of adult hippos and rhinos
1 year ago Reply Anonymous If it was a male it would kick the shit of the babies, the male and then the entire harem
1 year ago Reply Anonymous Holy shit I had this very card as a kid, I remember having a piranha one also and a wyvern, these were cool af
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strongest animal that will even frick up polar bears are elephants in musth fase. Nothing comes even close.
killer whales
King of the river and swamps maybe. On land the hippo has nothing against elephants or rhinos.
Only the rhino would be outmatched in a swamp, elephants still mog hippos in the water
could 20 rugby player pros and pro-wrestlers(death match pros)armed with steel baseball bats clobber an hipo to death?
or maybe 40? What if they used those chinese police man-catcher forks?
Nothing short of a Macedonian phalanx could take down a hippo in melee combat.
Five humans with long spears per 1 Hippo. You would still suffer a casualty or two.
>No one can defeat him. No one.
but what if the hippo had a gun?
i like how elephants seem to leave the babies alone while slapping the shit out of adult hippos and rhinos
If it was a male it would kick the shit of the babies, the male and then the entire harem
well to be fair Hippos are dicks and it probably started it
-ACK
frick I love elephants
Btfo'd
is feeding hippos moronic?
you really can't overfeed them so I guess it's okay
so their hunger for human flesh in never satisfied? got it
Holy shit I had this very card as a kid, I remember having a piranha one also and a wyvern, these were cool af
Oh FUGGGG I had these too wtfffff wyvern was purple I think
>children on the fence
Disaster waiting to happen.
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orca
>king of the jungle
>lives in the sea
>King of New Zealand
>Lives in Britain