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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricks a reddit dog mean?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      means OP is new and making a poor attempt to fit into this website by bringing up reddit for absolutely no good reason

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't a Shiba Inu.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hold on redditors, looks like we got a contrarian!

      MODS!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the worst when they're owned by yuppie couples in their late 20s and 30s who buy them as a replacement for children. It's always a girl dog too named some dumb name like Molly, or Bailey or some shit. Also it's poorly trained and jumps on people and acts like a total spaz.

    Frick I hate these kind of dogs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick dude. I literally have a somewhat yuppie friend in his late 20s with one of these named Mollie. Wtf bro. This thread will live rent free in my head every time I hang out with him now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it jumps on me AND it spazzes and barks like crazy when I walk in. Bro wtf the memes couldn't be more true. Frick I hate that ugly dog. A cat would be way cooler.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal standard poodles are king

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brother in law has one of these and I want to strangle it. It's so fricking STUPID why would you breed this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its almost like some pyramid skeem

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...Why not get a regular poodle ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans pink owning a poodle makes you gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...What ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I posted this in a previous thread discussing doods but I can't find it so I'm just gonna regurgitate what I said there.

      Basically, the general public has been lied to.
      The public has been told that cross bred dogs are healthier than purebreds whilst still maintaining the desirable behaviours and traits that purebreds have. And so if you breed a golden retriever to a poodle you have puppies that have the intelligence of a poodle whilst keeping the temperament of a golden, also while being healthier than both parent breeds and all cute and fluffy to boot!
      Of course that just isn't the case, and the kinds of people who would fall for that aren't very smart people, and of course stupid people don't make good dog owners.
      So now we are inundated with doodles. Neurotic and overbred with nightmarish temperaments and even more nightmarish coats in the hands of people stupid enough to believe that a $500 puppy from unregistered parents was going to be anything but.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theyre shit because purebreds really are shit and purebred x purebred is just two flavors of shit

        Purebred dog owners are just as bad btw but they “tame” and already tame animal with abusive training. Every dog that has bit or snapped at me or my dogs was a purebred dog with a wealthy owner and some kind of torture collar.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pedigrees correlate with the coefficient of inbreeding and are the source of all the disorders they need to test for.

            There is a reason the cat lifespan is not as truncated as the golden retrievers.

            Also, anything that doesnt look like a wolf already has a deformity.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              A pedigree is the lineage of a dog or litter of puppies, listing their parents, grandparents, and so on. It doesn't indicate the health or genetic traits of those dogs.

              Poor genetic traits are often caused by inbreeding and bad breeding practices. Good breeders perform health and structural tests to identify these traits and ensure that dogs carrying these genes are not used for breeding. Such dogs are neutered or spayed and sold as pets.

              Goldens not living as long as cats is beyond my ken, but small dogs live longer and horses have both dogs and cats beat, so…

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but small dogs live longer and horses have both dogs and cats beat, so…
                This is especially impressive considering horses break their legs and colic just by existing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >purebreds really are shit
          true
          >purebred x purebred is just two flavors of shit
          false and you're a moron who doesn't understand why purebred dogs have problems

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am the poodle seether from other threads and endorse what anon has said. Cross poodles are an abomination

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have puppies that have the intelligence of a poodle whilst keeping the temperament of a golden, also while being healthier than both parent breeds and all cute and fluffy to boot!
        And people also think they don't shed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because people are so moronic that they don't realise that 9/10 times dog allergies are not caused by the dog hair but the saliva instead.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had a friend that was allergic to their hair. It sucked for him

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly doodles are too normie for even reddit. shibes are the reddit dog now because they used to be the Wauf dog but got too mainstream, and now borzois and toadline bullies are the Wauf dogs. both are becoming dangerously reddit though and we might need to find a new dog to stan soon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this. Reddit is for contrarians and the chans are for ULTRA contrarians.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we might need to
      why do you let reddit dictate what you do or don't like?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike their noble cousin the Goldendoodle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are shit fake poodles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do golden doodles look so human

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      Partially correct

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ribbit froge

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