Pet remorse

Have you ever had a regret for getting a pet? What animal was that and what made you feel that way?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here had a pet pig? they're as intelligent as dogs (or slightly more intelligent), seems like a great pet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're about as smart as a bright small dog like a corgi, but 500x more motivated and less mentally ill in self-destructive ways, but also less empathetic. a pig is like a properly functioning normie with sociopathic tendencies who wants to just succeed. a dog is like an autist who has a high IQ but does not want to function in society or do any work unless they're going to get a lambo and 10 months of vacation. a dog will ask his mom to make him hot pockets, but the pig will go to the gas station late at night and steal them. pigs will also eat their owners if they fall asleep when the pig is hungry.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roomie experience I had.
    >Friend took me in when I was in a bad place and needed to get back to college. House is already trashed by all the other roomies losing their jobs and refusing to grow up. Everyone responsible moved out. Fuck it, free room.
    >2 Dogs. 3 Cats. All flea ridden. The bigger dog is still a pup and territorial so he barked at everything. We had a meth head roomie so all you'd hear is a few barks then a loud yelp and crying for a solid hour. He tossed heavy shit at him. I've never wanted to learn how to block out those sounds...it was necessary to sleep at night.
    >Other dog is a wiener and TOTALLY wasn't abandoned by another roomie who left. Totally not! It also didn't piss on the lazy pads they had out. The house didn't reek of piss before you entered the door. Totally didn't do that.
    >It also totally didn't have shitty litter box stink as well.
    >I am the only student in the house. They play xbox and download torrents of new movies to "comment" on. This relegated me to cleaning all the filth.
    Nah I'm good with being hated in this house.
    >Pup gets taken back by original owner. A friend of ours who regrets giving him to them. He cringes whenever being touched.
    >2 days after that
    >"Oh hey Anon! Sorry we didn't tell you about this cute Rottweiler we found! Her name is Oreo! We're gonna keep her if no one clai-
    >Thank god someone claimed her.
    I don't room with people if they have animals. Period. I cannot stand the idea of reliving this nightmare and knowing I was apathetic then still bothered me.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a pet I asked for. I really hate pets as a concept. When I was a kid it was my parents' annoying dogs that never stopped barking. Now it's my roommates' stupid cats that I spend an hour a day theory crafting ways to murder. Animals belong outside, the people belong inside.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's about 8 years old now, but I do kind of regret my family buying a Cat back in 2014.
    He was insanely cute as a kitten, he constantly looked confused and zoomed around. We picked him cause he swiped at my sister's hair as she walked past.
    I just wish I had more energy for him. He's so desperate for attention whenever I wake up and get back from work. He'll want attention when I'm gaming or typing on the Computer, which I can't blame him for. I'll pet him once or twice but I know that's not enough before I have to move him from the keyboard. But I know that's not enough. He's gotta feel constant rejection.
    Sometimes he's cool sleeping next to me on the couch or looking out the window while I'm on my laptop, but more often than not jhe'll want my full attention and he'll keep moving around in circles when doing it.
    I just wish any of the other members of my family would just set a timer and get up to check his food or water, do the litter, or just open the fucking screen door instead of having to do all of it when I get home from work. They're all either retired, unemployed, or off-duty army and I'm the only one the cat goes to for this shit.

    When I move out I'm never getting a pet again.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those small neo shrimp. Whoever said they are tough is fucking stupid. I've probably killed dozens in my attempt to maintain a breeding colony. I've literally babied the temperature, the feeding, and water cleanliness. After a few weeks they drop one by one like retards at which time a snail or something inevitably eats their corpse. Annoying water roach, but at least roaches are durable.

    Starting to regret guppies also, constantly fucking and giving birth but don't have cool new genetic variety, literally shit out 100 of the same copy-paste body design, no giant head, no hand fins, no color changes, nothing. Fucking little shitlets. They need to genetically engineer the perfect pet that shuts the fuck up during the night, plays only when you want to and is independent and not needy and doesnt shit everywhere.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, how long a day does a pet take up? I imagine the free time tradeoff is probably one of the worst parts of having a pet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak generally, but I just got a 16-week-old puppy. She takes about 15 minutes of attention every 2-3 hours, plus about 40 minutes to an hour of exercise/work split up between the morning and evening. so it totals to about 3 hours of the day spent looking after her split up over the whole day. If you don't find the actual caretaking aspect of a pet rewarding in itself, there's basically no point. Maybe get a cat, they total probably less than an hour a day because they mostly entertain themselves.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our family got a dog when I was like 10, then she had puppies and we kept one of them too. It was mostly my brother's idea. I kept saying I didn't want them. A few years later my parents split up and my brother went to live elsewhere, leaving me and my mom with the dogs. My mom was kind of a mess of a person so I was mostly in charge of taking care of them, and I hated pretty much every minute. I felt obligated because I knew they loved me and it caused me enormous guilt.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, when I was a little girl I got a pet turtle. My dog ate it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >reee about cats itt

    Outdoor cats are pretty low-maint compared to indoor ones. They shit n' piss outside so no gross litterboxes and they have birdies and other animals to hunt for snacking and fun so they are can grow more independent.

    Cons: you need to live in the country or a quiet suburbs for them to be safe. They're also less social and cuddly than indoor kitties and more prone to get diseases.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Country
      Coyotes. Dogs. Humans with guns. Poison.
      >Suburbs
      Also coyotes, dogs, humans with (pellet) guns. Poison.

      All you're doing is trying to avoid cars really. I can tell you from living in the country that it's probably the only place outdoor cats regularly get killed by dogs and the owners never even have a chance to find out because it happens nearly a mile away. We don't really care because cats that aren't ours shit in the hay and sometimes dont bury it to mark territory. Cats that are ours know where to do their business.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I live on acreage. There was this cute old cat that used to dodge my dog and come in the house, real cute thing even if he was bone thin. Was going to adopt him the next time he came around. Saw him sleeping under a bush down the road, went over to pick him up only to realize that his entire lower half was gone.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarf Gourami, bought 5 first, all died from gourami aid.
    then more 7.
    All died from Gourami Aids again

    Got 7 Melanotaeni "dwarf neon rainbowfish" The 7 are alive after 2 years.

    Never again.

    Have 4 rats, had 6 at the start of the year both died from respiratory problems, treated the first but the treatment and exams killed the rat faster and spent tons of money for nothing, the second i just let the nature takes the way did the best to have the best last day of his life.

    I have 4 tank, 2 with betas, 1 with melanotaenia and corydoras and one with shrimps, don't have headeache since i know how to google, aquariums are the best pets.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hamsters and reptiles -- shitty pets. Get a potted plant if you want some brainless automaton that you're not able to interact with.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin got a rabbit when she was 7. She loved it and took good care of it but her parents had to help.
    Her parents were so fucking lazy they returned the rabbit. Keep in mind the parents own 2 dogs including a shitbull that they spent over $10,000 on.
    I hate my aunt and uncle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rabbits are actually high maintenance as hell and i don't think a lot of people realize this

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, l've loved all my cats.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Syrian hamster for me
    I love keeping hamsters even though they're pretty short lived, usually always kept dwarf, they're very clean, doesn't smell at all, very touchy and cuddly
    But syrians are the exact opposite my god, always instantly smells like shit after tank cleanup, never got friendly, maybe it's just mine that got like this but it turns out to be a very boring pet

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My elderly parents are experienced dog owners but my mother impulse bought a working cocker puppy from a gypsy down the pub.

    They had 1 other dog (a former stray from romania) who absolutely hated the new puppy. She had always been a bit of a loner and after my parents other dogs passed away (both were much older than her) she had settled in. They get along okay but she would definitely be happier without her.

    As a working breed she has insane energy and as a working cocker specifically my parents have been told by various dog trainers they will never be able to train-out the chase instinct. She's calmed down a bit now, and is overall a lovely dog, but there was a time where she was just way more than they could handle.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a python when I was in highschool because I thought it was cool and badass. Fifteen years later it's basically a pet rock I feed a rat weekly and feel nothing for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not killing it and making a belt
      You’d enjoy the belt more.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of waffling on the fence now. I live alone and I've had this labrador for a month. He's a 10 month old rescue. I just worry that I'm not doing right by him. I walk him twice a day, and when at work someone drops by to walk him for 20 minutes, but he's still so full of energy. I don't have a yard where he can just run wild and while there is no destructive behavior yet I still feel bad about it. I think once he hits 1-2 years old he'll start to calm down, and that's what keeps me going.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Labs are probably the worst breed for being pets. Even huskies are better. Labs are dumb as shit, eat fucking everything, hyper as shit, and have no concept similar to "boundaries". On top of that, male dogs generally make worse pets than females, especially intact males, and are more aggressive, pushy, and clingy all at once. They also piss on themselves. On purpose. You have the perfect storm for a really fucking terrible dog. Return it and get something tolerable like a female shiba inu. She'll sleep on your couch all day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've thought about but it just feels too early and it makes me feel like shit, like I failed. Especially when he hasn't really done anything wrong yet. He's been a good dog so far, just maybe not right for me. I feel like he needs someone with a large property or a real family so he has people to play with all the time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You did fail when you got a fucking lab. Labs are crackhead bird fetchers that gave up most of their gray matter to make more room for spare cocaine storage.

          If you really like retarded dogs get some kind of sighthound.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've thought about but it just feels too early and it makes me feel like shit, like I failed. Especially when he hasn't really done anything wrong yet. He's been a good dog so far, just maybe not right for me. I feel like he needs someone with a large property or a real family so he has people to play with all the time.

        this guy is a retard, and shiba inu are terrible dogs. labs are crackheads though, they don't calm down until they're like 4-6 years old. they're a family dog, not a "single dude who leaves for work every day" kind of dog.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          shibs are only terrible if you’re the lowly “dog owner” creature lovecraft described in his essay “dogs and cats”
          >nooooo it has the capacity to serve me but refuses when it does not see the point! terrible animal!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see how the pros of owning a pet outweigh the cons:
    >expensive
    >exhausting for months training them
    >at best, they have a neutral smell, but it's mostly bad
    >shedding
    >have to spend more money if you want to go on vacation to board them
    All in exchange for "boops"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Excuse to distance yourself from filthy normies without looking like an autist
      >Better friend than any woman
      >Better sex too
      >Scares away black people
      I don't know what cats do though

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >growing up
    >always liked cats
    >parents don't
    >visit no-kill shelter near house occasionally
    >there's a very sweet, if not somewhat homely lady cat there
    >very chill, just wanted to lounge and bump heads with you
    >nobody adopts her because while not ugly, she's not particularly pretty
    >and while not too old, she's on the mature side of things
    >complete fren though, want this cat
    >parents finally cede and decide to try getting a cat

    >they get completely separate cat just because it's pretty
    >cat is kind of a twat
    >"see thats why we dont like cats" 🙂

    Hope sheltercat found somewhere comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your parents are fucking stupid and have bad taste in pets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"see thats why we dont like cats" 🙂

      I hate people like this. I bet these are the same twats who get mad when you hurt a dog because "muh man's best friend" but don't even flinch if it was a cat because "hurdur cats are evil and 4 gays" and use a shitty experience with one to justify their abuse.

      And yet dogs bite people, sometimes children and fatally too but hey they're still better than those creepy "witch-familiars" right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >DOGS bite people
        the question is pretty much "which dogs" as much as it should be "which cats"
        yes, outdoor cats are unsocialized so they are antisocial. some breeds are antisocial. cats from a semi-feral are not fully domesticated anymore. only a total NPC would love or hate all cats. should one judge a samoyed by the behavior of the dingo?

        and only a total NPC would like dogs in general. thinking men are extremely breedist. pitbulls and border collies are equally popular but one breed requires a very rare, severe mental case to maybe seriously harm someone (even then you can see the attack coming and avoid/terminate the situation) and the other randomly attacks shit after not showing a single clear sign of aggression, just a little nervousness, so they've ended over 300 lives in the past 15 years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most catfags would benefit from recognizing breeds but refuse to. They like their wild animal larp too much, even though cat fancy has made short work of the species as well as dog fancy in the same amount of time.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had regret, no, but a couple of years back my wife wanted to get a puppy for our kiddo. Got a cute little shiba inu from a nice breeder. Brought him home and gave him a bath, and she started crying when she smelled wet dog for the first time. She's gotten over it now though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife sounds like a fucking idiot.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck parakeets and their constant screeching. I'm glad I got rid of them.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to get a pet but my roommate always said no. One day he brings home a ferret that he found on the side of the road. Nobody wants to take care of this thing only he wants and it constantly gets out of its cage and makes a mess. He then uses this as an example of why we're too irresponsible to get a pet.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a "Koi" two or three years ago. It was greyish-black with a little bit of white. Then it turned into a regular looking carp (with nice yellow parts, but still just a carp) of 40cm and now fucks up my pond. Snails went totally extinct, probably ate them all. Newts are still there, but he bullys them and they probably cant reproduce anymore because he eats their young. There were always goldfish in the pond which are terrible and invasive too, but the other pond life somehow managed to live with them and still reproduced enough, this is now over. Big dragonflys are still there because theyre assholes and too spiky for fattycarp to eat, damselflys dissappeared completey since the carp came. The bottom of my pond is constantly muddy and fucked up because he digs all the time in it. He formed some kind of weird "gang" with the goldfish as their leader, they always surround him and follow him everywhere like hes their mothership (carrier has arrived) or some shit, its actually funny. He totally fucked up my pond and i regret this but he looks cute, funny and silly and thats why i keep him. I dont want to release or even eat him or give him to other people. I bought him and now hes my responsibilty, should have thought about it before.

    Other ones i regret are my two Psalmopoeus irminia. I bought them as Slings because its a really cool looking species, but the first dissapointment was they turned out to be males and they look much more boring then the cool tigerstriped females. But the worst thing is, they are so fucking fast i never saw something like that. Totally unctrollable. If i water their enclosures or put feeders inside they already dart to the fucking opening of the terrarium and sperg out. Once i made the goddamn mistake and watered one of them at night because i forgot it during the day. Jumped out, ran away, hid in the kitchen, it took me three hours to get him and family was mad at me. Arboreal species? Never again.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a galah - I love him and he brings me a lot of joy, but fuck me there are some days where I could wring his neck.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    This whore.

    Ducks are the worst animal in the universe.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is with Ameripig cats? Eitter you're exaggerating or there is something wrong with you. My cat has never pissed, shit or vomited inside the house. He's barely even used thw litter box. The worst he's ever done is bring half dead birds or rodents into the house which he immediately loses interest in and then I have to kill and dispose of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If your cat is outside, then that's where he's shitting, pissing, and vomiting. All cats do it, Americans just keep their cats inside.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >outside cat
      You don't own a cat

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love the dichotomy between the failed dog and cat owners itt

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the picture is scary

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >huskies/aussies are smart but you need to fuck and/or beat them
    >im smart but i don’t believe morality and god are real
    maybe we were wrong to call it intelligence
    it’s usefulness. I’d save a hard working god fearing moron before an egoist sperg like elon musk.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mother got a dog - it's the dumbest fucking dog I've ever seen in my life. 10+ years old and still not capable of being house broken, doesn't know how to play, massive separation anxiety. She then got another, dumber dog that does the exact same thing. I spent months trying to teach both of them basic stuff and they never got the hint. I would even try throwing a toy and seeing if they would play with it - would throw it and neither would know what happened and then the cat would bring the toy back wanting to play fetch.

    Poodle mixes are the dumbest fucking animals I have ever encountered in my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But the obedience list says they are smart

      After all they pay attention to their owners and do the same trick over and over again expecting food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        These fucking retards can't do anything. It took 4 years for them to realize that when they suddenly decide to take off and run at max speed, the leash doesn't go anywhere and their body goes one way and their neck stays in one spot. Genuinely shocked the fucking things didn't kill themselves doing that early on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s hilarious. I taught an older totally untrained husky in a harness not to pull just by stopping the walk and telling them no. But you know they’re stupid, not just choosy about who they listen to and when.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It sounds funny, but actually watching it unfold so many times, it's kind of disgusting. Every day, multiple times a day, they would do this, and it was violent. It's not even like they were chasing after anything or wanting to play with the neighbors dog or anything, they would just run out and hit the end of the leash and go flying. I can't even chalk it up to them wanting to run away or being mistreated, they're just fucking dumb as shit.

            Meanwhile, every single random mutt I ever picked up from the pound was incredibly intelligent and took to training like water. Then my mother picks up these designer dog poodle mixes with cutesy names and they're the dumbest mother fuckers around. My sister occasionally brings her dog over when she visits, and I never knew a border collie could show disdain and disgust until then.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not training your dogs how to behave in a way that they wont hurt themselves on a leash is mistreatment

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >implying they're trainable
                There's been many attempts to train them, I even took them away from my mother for over a month and worked every day on training them with my own dog, thinking that she was just neglecting them. Nope. She even tried paying a professional - they reverted immediately once brought back. They're dumb as shit. Meanwhile, the mutt I got from the pound doesn't even need a leash when we go for walks.

                Poodles are shit dogs and nobody can convince me otherwise

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All the retardation needed for unquestioning obedience with none of the loyalty

                They were just raised by a woman. Cant be fixed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I admit some really exciting things can get my husky to “pull” but it’s not violent. He just casually stands up and leans against the leash pressure. My other, first dog which is not exactly a husky doesn’t do this, instead they make a “eeeeeehn” noise

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >teach husky not to pull
                >husky comes up with a different way to pull that owner finds cute
                brain of a collie personality of a cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dog unable to learn tricks

      But the obedience list says they are smart

      After all they pay attention to their owners and do the same trick over and over again expecting food

      But the obedience list says they are smart

      What is this high level of cope and seeth. Why can't you just be ok with the fact that your dog isn't very bright.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I regretted having my cat at one point because he had some behavior issues. But as a man you should not quit. And eventually it worked out. He's a gud dindu boi now.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >im just coming off a voluntary "puppyternity"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seething

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking a break from wage slaving to pursue your own desires is BAD! get back in mr. goldberg's mccage! serve your master like a white man!
      If you're so poor you can't quit working for at least a full year you shouldn't have pets other than herps and fish.

      If you're so whipped you think the purpose of your existence is generating profit for gnomish owned corporations then you should consider a pet noose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he was just pointing out that puppyternity is a really really really cringe word to use

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, I thought that was obvious

          >Taking a break from wage slaving to pursue your own desires is BAD! get back in mr. goldberg's mccage! serve your master like a white man!
          If you're so poor you can't quit working for at least a full year you shouldn't have pets other than herps and fish.

          If you're so whipped you think the purpose of your existence is generating profit for gnomish owned corporations then you should consider a pet noose.

          >Makes fun of a guy for taking a year off work to more thoroughly train and bond with a dog he's going to own for it's entire life
          >The poorfag thinks this is a sick own

          You NEED to go back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, I thought that was obvious
          [...]
          [...]
          You NEED to go back

          >getting triggered by an ironic made up word

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes fun of a guy for taking a year off work to more thoroughly train and bond with a dog he's going to own for it's entire life
      >The poorfag thinks this is a sick own

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but it's not my pet it's my family's dog. We lost a really great dog and moved into a smaller house. Family wants to get another dog despite already having issues with money. Mother trying to save money picks up some random stray that some guy was trying to get rid of. The dog is ugly and smells horrible while still being huge for a puppy. Later find out the dog has a bunch of issues wrong with it. Mother still wants to keep him. We haven't finished moving in so we have shit on the floor for the dog to get at. You can't leave him alone for a second without tearing shit up. Mother is always screaming at the dog biting her. End up being the one to watch and feed him because I am home more often. Family keeps getting mad at me I am not cleaning up every mess he does. Give up after he jumps up on the island to get to the trash I just cleaned up. Mother who wanted the dog doesn't even play with it and ignores it only yelling at him. My brother also wants to bring his dogs over here despite barely being able to control them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ugly dogs tend to be sick
      ugliness is the harbinger of disease. we have instincts that tell us what is ugly and what is not because ugly things ALWAYS have something else wrong with them, either with their health or with their mental health.
      the shortest lived breeds are all extremely ugly and unnatural looking, while the longest lived dogs have always been very handsome, such as collies and australian cattle dogs, and spitz type dogs, known for their natural good looks, are known to live past 15 if exercised, fed well, and not inbred to the point of having the classic show line husky potato face.

      i mean this is such a strong instinct scientists finally found out that you can diagnose autism and schizophrenia entirely by looking at facial proportions when any layman could tell you if someone just looked a little weird and probably was a little weird. life on earth follows certain harmonious patterns of development. you instinctively know when something is going to be off with a living thing. that isn't necessarily bad, some deviations can be useful, and these usually aren't as repulsive either, but you still just know.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these kids look totally normal to me. i dont get it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bioessentialism rots the brain.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: dogs can be trained to use litterboxes but absolutely no one does it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck would you?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After my cat died I don't think would ever want another smart pet again. Too sad to watch them die.

    I'd probably have something like a fish or lizard but I would never own another mammal or bird.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not my own but my sister had this thing for impulse buying fucking pets during our teenage years. Can't even take care of her own space let alone an animal. I learned how to care for things like turtles and bearded dragons and parakeets just from getting those "can you clean _____ cage for me" texts all the time. Just turned me off from ever wanting a pet on my own besides my cat from that responsibility being shoved on me because I'm just not gonna let the things die yknow. Now she has a kid and I dread his future every single day

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We got 3 petsmart parakeets when I was a kid. 2 were miserable and the other one bonded with them more than us so they ended up being a "look at but don't really do much interacting" pet. very noisy and dirty animals too.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God what i wouldn't give to sniff between her legs

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >'Rescued' an Isabella huskey at 3mos old, BEAUTIFUL dog
    >Had to keep her in a metal crate cage after failed attempts of letting her run thru the house while I was at work, scratched the shit out of every door and doorframe in my house and pissed and shit wherever she deemed suitable
    >while in the crate she shifts it 3 feet in the direction of my $1800 couch and absolutely demolishes the leather siding
    >give in and set up a camera + remote shock collar while I'm at work to tame her as I see her misbehave
    >she ignores the collar's shock, rips up and destroys 2 couch cushions on the other $1,000 love seat
    >kick her ass outside for the next 2 months
    >she escapes one night and comes back the following morning with a venomous snake bite to the her face
    >emergency vet wants $3,300 and 48hrs with her for treatment
    >tell them I want to get rid of her, that they can have her because I'm done
    >they say $300 for treatment and she goes back home with me
    >come home for lunch 2 weeks later and she had escaped the backyard again and was hit by a car right infront of my house
    >my 13yo daughter was the first to see her dead in the road

    No more dogs for me. That dog was no more tame than a wild fox

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for adopting a rescue. I've made the same mistake in the past.
      Dogs are fine, they just need to be trained properly from a young age. People who adopt Huskies never train them well so I'd never adopt one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        3 months old is a fine age for rescue
        this person is just a retard who thinks locking a baby in a cage is training

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Again, I already explained that there was trial and error with letting the dog have the entire 2k sq.ft. house to herself on 2 different experimental occasions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            buying a baby husky and then going to work and expecting everything to be fine is something a retarded person would do

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This (leaving a dog younger than 6 month alone for more than 4 hours per day) is illegal in my country and constitutes as animal cruelty.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Huskies being literally abused by entitled retards is nothing new. We should just make other dogs as sexy so they dont have to keep torturing the huskeronis. Who really benefits from floppy ears, fat floppy faces, and coats that feel like greasy man hair?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >huskeronis
                grim

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I slap my husky around all the time and she is fairly well behaved for one. Huskies need light beatings to control them unfortunately.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I beat a woman regularly and now she listens to me
                stockholm syndrome? battered wife syndrome? just because it works doesn't mean it's right.

                there's a schizo that blares an air horn in his cats face and claims it works, but that doesn't mean it's right to torture a cat. imagine getting an animal whose only real purpose is to be your friend (machines do EVERYTHING better than dogs, even herding sheep) and treating them like a slave really speaks volumes about your character and tells everyone else what you would try to get away with if you didn't have the rule of law or society's standards breathing down your back.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Show me the machine that does a better job herding sheep that isn't some tech scam.

                Also women need to be beaten when they step out of line. Especially modern women if you ever hope to actually have a stable and decent family.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Drones herd sheep better than dogs. All herding dogs is spook sheep in the correct direction.
                >Women need to be beaten
                That works if you're a beta male with no natural charisma or jawline and the woman has no escape. These days women can just get an abortion and a divorce and leave you for a quality man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >drones herd sheep better then dogs
                proof? All I can find is a some farmers using drones in New Zealand and they don't even say its superior or more effective.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                stfu roastie, you bitches are loyal as a dog to wifebeaters, its the beta men who "respec teh wimminz" who get divorced and their babies killed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m serious about huskies and physical force. Have you ever seen sled dog training? They are primal pack dogs and they only understand domination by aggression.

                Don’t get me wrong I love my dog and she gets more love than not, but she’s still a bitch that needs to be put in line from time to time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gets animal that serves no function outside of companionship
                >beats them to avoid insults to his ego
                pets are like a soap test on a gas line

                everyone knows something stinks about you and you’re not 100% safe, but the dog shows exactly what your problem is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A slap on the butt or head is better than letting another dog correct the situation. Like I said huskies go hard and if one gets fed up with another it could be a blood bath.
                They are a dog best left to experienced dog owners.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don’t mean enough to her if you need actual hard slaps instead of snap out of it pokes and prods.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Half the time she doesn’t even know it’s happening. This is a dog that ran through a wood fence and put a cartoon size hole in it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                spotted the Moslem

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im just coming off a voluntary "puppyternity" year off without pay and i would never do it any other way
                hes so secure and well adjusted and i can leave him home alone for most of the day if i have to without a worry

                a lot of people think that staying home with your puppy makes them dependent on you being there all the time but the opposite is true
                it teaches them to be confident and secure and well behaved at home
                and gradually easing them into home alone time teaches them that theyre fine and youre coming back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you will be (unless you're not allready) a great dad some day.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how many fucking people do you think can quit there job for a year to watch a dog without becoming fucking homeless? make your wife watch the fucking dog, she's home all day anyway.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your wife should get a job if your living situation is this tenuous

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you've done a great job anon. Hoping that I'll be able to do the same when I bring home a puppy, since the first few months or so is the most crucial time to be with them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what country is that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >lemme get a dog infamous for needing a shit ton of exercice and then proceed to leave it in my house all day
            >Oh no it wrecked everything because it doesn't have any outlet for all its energy how could I have seen this coming?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr durr, don't ever adopt a pet, hurr durr

        Ok pal, I'll just shoot the next one I see to put it out of its misery. Idiot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like you tortured the dog and expected them to put up with it. You know isolation for an intelligent animal is a form of torture right? Most dogs are fucking retarded and need almost 0 mental stimulation because they have 0 mind. Dogs like working line shepherds and huskies actually have minds. You locked a small person in solitary for what for their limited perception of time could have been years. Congratulations. You deserved all that monetary loss, and then more, for what you did to her.

      >hurr durr, don't ever adopt a pet, hurr durr

      Ok pal, I'll just shoot the next one I see to put it out of its misery. Idiot.

      >I am an idiot who expects intelligent animals to be like furniture, so I will kill them from now on

      That's what you get for adopting a rescue. I've made the same mistake in the past.
      Dogs are fine, they just need to be trained properly from a young age. People who adopt Huskies never train them well so I'd never adopt one.

      I adopted a 4 year old husky and had 0 problems training them. Maybe you're a lazy gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes normies are like that. they have been told their entire life that animals are basically meat robots. next time he gets a dog he'll probably beat and shock it and then put it down when it bites a stranger due to its accumulated fear. these are the kind of people that are insulted and start throwing kicks and yanking leashes when they might have to make concessions to a dog "BECAUSE. DOGS. JUST. FUCKING. LISTEN!" they absolutely refuse to accept that they might have to do something for an animal. it's kind of like the ideal NPC programming really. beep boop only expend calories on success of my genome beep boop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That doesnt make sense. There is no calorie or time shortage and whoever doesnt work from or stay at home has a spouse that does or they’re a professional gas station attendant tier failure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        huskies are player character dogs for player character owners.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post your husky

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here’s some fur. I’d never post my dog here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I’d never post my dog here.
            Why?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I’d never post my dog here.
            ok, schizo

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >actual dog owners don't post their dogs here
              ha they must be paranoid schizophre-
              >look in /dog/
              >someone is posting their husky's vagina in lingerie
              oh no that's why.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anyone calls you schizo for not doxxing yourself is an actual glowie gaslighter psyop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >huskies are so smart just like little humans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >A test based on obedience where one of the major criteria was performing the command on the first request with no reward present
          That's a temperament test, not an intelligence test. Not all dogs were bred to drill through tasks in a static environment and lack that overly trusting and submissive temperament where they think you'll pay them ANY DAY NOW!

          For an example of how fucking retarded obedience-intelligence people are:
          On le obedience smarts list, pomeranians rank in the 20s while aussies rank in the 40s right next to huskies. Yet aussies are definitely 100x smarter than pomeranians and pretty much equal border collies in a working obedience contest where the activity is continuously rewarding and fun. Pomeranians have difficulty with things like backing out from behind couches, but they are extremely loyal and trusting so if you tell them to do something you once gave them food for, they will do it, and then forget you didn't give them food for it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its an inteligence test. Huskies were unable to learn new tricks within 5 repititions. That is not obedience, that is their ability to learn. Literally the most basic meaning of IQ.

            Look I get it, you have a husky. You think your a wolf tamer and you also think your little husky wusky busky is just da smartest doggo woggo ever. You're just a delusional retarded gay. Probably 97IQ.

            Not even going to bother reading the rest of your cope because its always the same cope over and over again and again.
            >b-but what about streets smarts

            haha yeah your ability to learn new things is vastly better than me but you don't know how to illegally sell drugs to minors or rob houses without getting caught so I'm actually smarter heh.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Learning a trick requires engagement. Performing a trick requires motivation. My AUSSIE can learn in one repetition and i have seen the same in HUSKOIDS, but i have also seen many traditional durr alfa dog owners fail to understand how to motivate and engage these strikingly similar, headstrong and counter intuitive breeds. You are viewing dogs like humans who will naturally want to do a good job but they are really more like antisocial serial killers who purposefully flunk because they don’t see why they would even show up to school if it has nothing to do with their own goals. Is someone that skips school or doesnt pay attention in class necessarily stupid? No, not when they get away with 15 murders in 2 years.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The biggest problem is a stubborn dog can learn the trick on the first try, but to the human they don’t know it because they refuse to do it like they’re supposed to. I know dogs that know roll-over, but you need to tell them 10 times or they just roll halfway over because they just don’t want to roll over. I

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm going to lie about training any dog a new trick in one "repetition" so they believe me when I claim my retarded stupid gay dos is smart

                Just stop coping, Huskies are fucking retarded. I see them all the time. They're retarded.

                >i'm not stupid because I skipped school and got C's
                Cope cope cope cope and cope some more. Yes you were retarded. That person is a fucking retard. Le smart guy too smart for school is an 90IQ meme.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are 200% wrong. I dropped out of middle school and have a a GED and masters in CS just because I wanted to buy a boat.

                Intelligence has jack shit to do with obedience. You are measuring how naturally engaged with their owner the dog is. This is “africans have spear throwing intelligence” tier retardation. Do a formal test for ~g~ or g-TFO. I believe such a test would find minimal variation between most breeds and put them in different, largely size based categories.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >CS
                wow so fucking smart. You truly were too smart for school.

                Cope more you fucking retard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >CS
                lol'd irl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >CS
                wow so fucking smart. You truly were too smart for school.

                Cope more you fucking retard.

                looks like someone got filtered by the babby tier calc and discrete math classes and thinks his "coder bootcamp" and leetcode and FLOSS (fucking losers obstructing software serviceability) self-education is just as good
                >ends up being the first to be laid off/replaced by AI

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                absolutely fuming code monkey lel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you actually have a degree you aren't the code monkey. You will quickly find yourself in a more secure administrative of senior position before you've been there a full year just because you could easily get any other job if they didn't suck your dick. Worst case scenario they fire nearly all the other devs and you end up having to actually work.

                What is with Ameripig cats? Eitter you're exaggerating or there is something wrong with you. My cat has never pissed, shit or vomited inside the house. He's barely even used thw litter box. The worst he's ever done is bring half dead birds or rodents into the house which he immediately loses interest in and then I have to kill and dispose of.

                I guess we keep them inside because we still have wildlife left, so we get to see what cats are really like. We also have more people that rightfully consider them useless vermin and we have absolutely 0 proximity to cat-worshipping ragheads. The discovery that cats did not control rodent populations was initially made in the US.
                https://travislongcore.net/2021/05/15/no-chicago-feral-cats-dont-control-rats/
                Ergo Americans are going to be more likely to see cats as house-bound lap warmers equivalent to obnoxious carnivorous pet rabbits.

                I see some european countries have laws guaranteeing cats the right to roam and saying any dog that attacks a cat has to be put down. That is top bullshit and S rank retardation. Imagine giving rats the right to roam and protection from cats, even cats in their own yards, "because they eat bugs!" (ironically i think rats eat more bugs than cats eat rats...)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cats are effectively very large rats

                >eat garbage and the sometimes small pests that also eat garbage
                >breed like crazy
                >are fed and sheltered by crazy people
                >spread disease by leaving piss and shit everywhere
                >live outside but mostly around cities
                >can be hunted by some larger pets, but also attack and injure them
                >most of the larger pets that hunt them aren't very good at it and sometimes they even make friends with them

                and dogs are effectively even bigger rats which is why we killed nearly every stray dog in the US.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rats usually run away from people instead of acting friendly and then giving them cat scratch fever/rabies if they're dumb enough to try and touch them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cats remind me of rats a lot
                i like that rats live in cages away from me though
                owning a cat is like owning a rat except living inside the cage with it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                rat is the base state from whence came both cat and dog. and yet they are more closely related to man.

                rat. the most mammal mammal. the animal animal. no one would regret getting a rat if they lived a few years longer.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                LMFAO you're a fucking retard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i have 140 iq so i can get by on charm alone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Le smart guy too smart for school is an 90IQ meme.
                No it isnt. Modern schooling is cancer to anyone with half a brain, the marxist propaganda alone is enough to make you jaded.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dog obedience isn’t school either. Its work without pay to sate a twisted dicklets ego.
                >if you sit ill give you food
                >now sit!
                >sit again!
                >what, wheres the food? you sit because i OWN you, bitch.
                Yeah i can’t believe a smart dog puts up with that unless it’s a natural born cuck that wants to watch you fuck his wife.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                School was like being trained to do stupid shit for NO REWARD at all.
                At least a dog gets a treat every time he does what the trainer wants. Schoolkids dont get shit. Its show up at all your classes or we send someone to yell at you for 15 minutes and threaten you with punishment.

                Today, they literally have chud lessons and lgbt lessons. So its 100x worse now.
                Imagine having to show up to a chud lesson, no reward, no kibble; you show up or youre in detention. We dont even treat dogs that way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dogs are expected to do tricks without being rewarded
                >cuz me alfa
                If they don’t they just keep on being pets

                Your reward for school performance is easier college admission and employment

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based and accountability pilled

        yes normies are like that. they have been told their entire life that animals are basically meat robots. next time he gets a dog he'll probably beat and shock it and then put it down when it bites a stranger due to its accumulated fear. these are the kind of people that are insulted and start throwing kicks and yanking leashes when they might have to make concessions to a dog "BECAUSE. DOGS. JUST. FUCKING. LISTEN!" they absolutely refuse to accept that they might have to do something for an animal. it's kind of like the ideal NPC programming really. beep boop only expend calories on success of my genome beep boop.

        also extremely based

        huskies are player character dogs for player character owners.

        also true. Huskies are smart and unruly. You need to be a god tier trainer or bond with them on a primal level

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are a fucking retard. You not only got a 3 month old dog expecting it to act like an adult while you were at work all day but you also made sure to get the most retarded energetic breed imaginable.

      Did you even take it for walks?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes want a pet, but then I remember how much work it can be and see posts like these. I should probably content myself with pet videos.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh big fucking deal just mop it up it takes 2 minutes
    She's just sitting there staring at the mess like an actual retard
    CLEAN IT UP WITH A FUCKING MOP AND WATER

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not a regret but Shiba is very difficult to train. They test you daily and do stuff that they know are bad.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goldfish. stupid fucking little big eyed gay floating there in its dumb little bowl always looking at me. fucking fruity pebble dandruff flake eating ginger gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >little bowl
      That fish is staring you down because it resents you for putting in in such an unhabitable place

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mabled hatchetfish. Try as I might, I just can’t keep them alive. I killed 3 batches of them before I gave up. Sorry, you weird little bastards.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cats. So much litter. So much vomit. Cleaning up piss AND shit on my knees. Never again.

    Now i have a dog. They shit on the side of the road and i kick it into the middle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what about paw cleaning? Fur washing? Piss wiping? Asshole cleansing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >paw cleansing
        A nice thick grass lawn does this automatically and then a rug at the door finishes it off. I'd still rather do it than scoop a litterbox.
        >fur washing
        This magic thing called a leash keeps my dog from getting into mud puddles
        >piss wiping
        Why? Maybe if you have a mop dog? Mop dogs are gross.
        >Asshole cleansing
        They do that themselves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >paw cleaning
        you do know cats literally walk around in a box of their own piss and shit right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but here’s my procedure for my poodle:
        >paw cleansing
        Unnecessary most of the time, at least where I live. If it’s been raining and he’s been out on the garden I’ll give his paws a dry with kitchen roll and leave him in the kitchen for a little bit before letting him into the carpet. His bed’s in there so it’s fine.
        >Fur washing
        I’ll shower him every so often. Low strength and low heat on the showerhead plus a towel on the base of the shower to stop it from getting scratched. It’s pretty easy and honestly kind of fun, and my dog doesn’t get dirty often so there’s that. Poodles don’t give off much fur, though, so I imagine washing a really shed-prone breed like a husky would be hell.
        >Piss wiping
        Honestly more of a problem now my boy’s in his old age, but still not much of an issue. Most of his pee is either shaken off while he moves or comes off in his bedding, which is regularly changed and cleaned. Beyond that, well, it’s only piss. It comes off.
        >asshole cleaning
        Most difficult one on this list purely because of how much he dislikes the process. I’ll take some small scissors and cut any nuggets of dry crap away from his asshole, which I keep mostly bald to prevent frequent clagging. Around half a centimetre around his asshole is hairless, a strategy which helped our schnauzer (RIP) a fucking ton in his final years.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A cat that I adopted. It was a normal cat I just hate taking care of animals. That shit is work you are not paid to do.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mom's friend pretty much took a turtle from the wild and then gave it to us to take care of. Instead of doing the smart thing and putting it back I kept it and holy shit do I hate turtles now. It was such a fucking bitch to take care of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that tortoises are pretty chill when they are small. They eat little, poop little, and walk little.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whenever I get the urge to get a turtle I remember the foul stank of their tank and the nostalgia subsides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I once found a "wild turtle" in my backyard. It wasn't native to our area and it was missing a leg. I kept that fucking bastard for nearly 6 months. I was always trying to be very gentle with him and he was either running away from me or trying to bite me. Piece of shit was ungrateful to me the entire time. Eventually I gave him to my family and they eventually threw him back into the wild because they're retarded and didn't know he was an invasive species despite telling them.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i did
    way back my friend found some kittens and was looking for homes for them and i had an older puppy for a while and was really enjoying him so i figured kittens would be fun too
    and they were .. at first
    but unlike the puppy, who got better with age, the kittens became hellishly worse and i started really resenting every thing about them
    they were so annoying and dirty
    i hated cleaning up after them constantly
    the litterboxes were hell
    their food was outrageously expensive
    i tried my best to change my attitude towards them but the idea of them living with me for the next 20 years of my life filled me with pure dread
    when i finally decided to give them up there wasnt an ounce of sadness or regret
    just pure joy that those creatures are finally out of my life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i'm thinking this is a schizo larp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh, and this

        Cats. So much litter. So much vomit. Cleaning up piss AND shit on my knees. Never again.

        Now i have a dog. They shit on the side of the road and i kick it into the middle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyone who disliked cleaning up after a cat is a schizo
        Sorry your pet isn't perfect. It takes more work to get a dog to behave and not fuck up your stuff, but a cat is just filthy all the time and too damn stupid to learn. Pick your poison.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          works on my machine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i don't mind it!
            That's cool. Some people don't mind having to train and plan around a dog while catfags REEEE if they can't just leave their pet at home for 3 days straight no fucks given. Even with a self cleaning litterbox I still had to get on my hands and knees and wash piss-shit-dirt out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              honestly i cant believe how many people are psyoped into thinking litterboxes are just fine
              i dont like finding a rare dog mess in the house but id seriously rather clean piss and shit off the bare floor multiple times a day than ever have to deal with a litterbox again
              theyre vile
              theres always litter tracked everywhere
              litter is heavy and expensive as hell
              you have to haul that around and constantly empty and sanitize these impossible clean filthy plastic toilets
              it -always- stinks
              even when its brand new it smells like litter
              like new baby diapers and scented dog poo bags.. the smell just starts reminding you of cleaning up shit
              and you live with this just stinking up you entire house because mr fluffles needs 2 on each floor and they cant be somewhere discrete or hell have a panic attack and piss in the radiator instead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >another paragraph about cat piss and shit
                some strange fetishes you people have

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the subject of this thread is pets you regret and why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I just released it in another town near a garbage place full of street cats. I'm sure he was happy with their own + unlimited food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok shitzo, take meds please

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's 100% right lmfao

        Cats are a ton of work or you chuck them outside and just get a new one to chuck outside when they die. Dogs are a ton of work at first and then everything is on autopilot until they get to be about 8-10 years old and start to die, and then you put them outside so when they piss themselves it's on the grass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FYI my cat
          >litter scooped immediately after use
          >litter changed and litterbox washed out 1-2 times a week
          >water fountain always going, regular water and filter changes
          >scratching post/house cat gym things takes up 1/3 of a room
          >cat grass throughout the house
          >brush daily
          >still clean up vomit and hairballs at least once every other day
          >only goes outside on a leash
          It's like having a really stupid dog that you have to adapt to instead of the other way around, you have to clean piss as well as shit, maintain a litterbox, and you can't walk your them down the side of the highway and leave their shit where it falls.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This bitch dropped the sauce and the cat's just there to judge her gross incompetence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Where's the meat brah?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        absolute state of modern "women"

        >"Where's the meat brah?"
        Also this. Wheres the meat bitch!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Gj2gxAR.jpg

      Have you ever had a regret for getting a pet? What animal was that and what made you feel that way?

      Based crockpot though, it doesn't looked cracked at all.

      Mabled hatchetfish. Try as I might, I just can’t keep them alive. I killed 3 batches of them before I gave up. Sorry, you weird little bastards.

      >Mabled hatchetfish
      They are notoriously difficult for a lot of aquarists.

      My mom's friend pretty much took a turtle from the wild and then gave it to us to take care of. Instead of doing the smart thing and putting it back I kept it and holy shit do I hate turtles now. It was such a fucking bitch to take care of.

      whenever I get the urge to get a turtle I remember the foul stank of their tank and the nostalgia subsides

      Turtle tanks tend to smell a lot with people who don't have the right setup. They should be treated closer to fish than a reptile with their habitat. The body of water needs biological filtration and regular water changes. Cultivating the biomedia takes several weeks, often months for truly mature media, but once it is, your tank won't smell. Most new turtle owners don't even have a filter, let alone adequate water volume, let alone adequate media, let alone the patience to actually set up the proper environment. The smell is just waste breaking down, and you not having nitrosomonas and nitrobacter to break it down all the way to nitrate. Fish tanks go through this pain and mistreatment too, but the fish just die off and clue the owners in that they're retarded and something is wrong, whereas a turtle isn't breathing in all that ammonia directly so the literal shit gets ignored for far longer.

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