I love crows so much. They seem so clever and carefree. Sometimes I wish I were a crow.

I love crows so much. They seem so clever and carefree. Sometimes I wish I were a crow.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm basically surrounded by corvids who hang out on huge trees 20-50m away. They frequently fly over my house and it just feels like they own the area in terms of birdlife. How do I draw attention to them and start feeding them?
    They are clearly thriving so putting out food feels kind of pointless.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had corvids near me. All we get are grackles, which are cute, but I want to build a relationship with the crows.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone helping out hedgehogs is fricking based in my book.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure it was looking to prey on it, anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >repeatedly poke the hedgie's ass to make it cross the road
        >frick off once the hedgie is safe
        Man of little faith.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          literal kino

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crow_and_the_Pitcher

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, it wasn't

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick corvids, man. They're the ONLY things that still prey on my hens.

    8ft cement walls around the property to keep out land preds, metal fencing all over and below the chicken runs keeps out hawks and rats
    But not fricking Corvids, the crows just poke their beak in through the welded metal mesh and kill chicks in one peck or injure my chickens.
    No reason either, they're just buttholes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Owned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a second layer of mesh with enough of a gap that their beak can't reach?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So if crows can not only remember faces but also retaliate or reciprocate depending on treatment, do they develop biases for or against people who look somewhat similar? Can crows be racist?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a bunch of crows that hang out outside of my gym, and my coach recently started feeding them peanuts and they've gotten huge from all of the protein. He lives just a couple blocks away and they follow him home where he sometimes feeds them meat. He loves it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aaark aaaaaaark aaarrrraaaak

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    These jim crow laws are out of control

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks its in shorts format but I've always loved this
    https://youtube.com/shorts/ifCmvLNQl3s?feature=share

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Replace "shorts" with "watch" in the url and you can use the normal interface

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Alternatively, you can just change /shorts/ to Wauf.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Several years ago I saw a vid (I think it was about 1:30 mins long) on youtube about a crow or probably a raven landing on some persons terrace and that person talk to it, the raven was making gurgling sound from time to time, and I think the man gave it water or food, this was happening in winter (there was now everyehere) in England or Wales and the man was talking in some regional English or Welsh accent (a very pleasant sounding accent), unfortunatrly I haven't saved the vid and now it may be gone, has anyone got this video?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      socialism with avian characteristics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      socialism with avian characteristics

      Lmao nice

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    Corvids are the shit.
    There are a lot of these dudes where I live, recently also more crows

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god I wish that were me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >18th December, Duhail Stadium, Qatar

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Used to feed cats at my work and crows used eat the food and I’d have to walk about a 1/4 mile to the front of the property and a crow used to fly along with me-land a ways ahead then wait for me then fly ahead plus it would wait for me to come out ofbyge building ahd go back with me.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    love them, they're either the biggest pricks or the most loyal animal depending on the day

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a crow try opening a carton of ice cream that was outside near my job a couple days ago, i wanted to help the guy he almost had it open

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly if you befriend a crow, either a single or group, they will tell their friends and their children, and their children will tell their children's children. If you give them food and are nice to them they may even bring you gifts like shiny objects.
    And if you're an butthole to them they'll drop tell all their friends about you and you'll have a murder of crows following you for life, doing dive bombs and dropping rocks on your head.

    This got me thinking. How does a community of crows "keep score" of which humans are dicks, which are neutral, nice, or super nice? Do they have some sort of name/word known only to crows for each category of human with only a few set words/categories to put humans in? Or is it more a gradual gradient, or numerical like China's social credit scoring system??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They remember faces, I doubt they use names. When youve been a dick to one he probably just goes:
      >hey look at this butthole, get him!

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick?
    Why are they feeding chicken to a bird???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he's not a chicken so it's not cannibalism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        When I was 17 some classmates fed chicken nuggets to some chickens until another classmate yelled at them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brazilians can eat chimps and be fine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is so evil but I can't help but laugh at it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's a crow that hangs out at the local gas station and whenever I get tendies there I toss him a few pieces. he loves it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I tried giving french fries to the seagulls at local McDonalds, but the crows were guarding the parking lot.
        They'd watch and wait for a gull to try and pick up one of my offering. When the gulls would try to take the food the crow's would swoop in, chase them away, and deny all birds the potato treats. The crows were not hungry and refused to eat the fries. Their only desire was to stop other birds getting any fries.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          crows like to save food, they don't like to eat when they don't feel safe so they do a lot of caching food and then come back later after they've scoped the area out enough or have some crow bros to watch their back. Normally they'd dig a little hole or cover them in leaves or something but there's not much to work with in a parking lot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds adorable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Next time you see someone eating a burger, slap it out of their hand. Humans are mammals and cows are mammals so it's basically cannibalism.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna grill up two more burgers now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna go grill up a couple more humans.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Winter is great because crows lose all shyness and literally come to take peanuts out of your hand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds adorable.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate crows so much. They seem so stupid and malicious. Sometimes I wish I were not a crow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a crow, anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A Brown-headed cowbird type this

      Stop being a dead beat and raise your birds

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ʷᵒᵒᵎ ʷᵒᵃʰᵎ

    ?t=135s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so cute

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love crows

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you probably will like this one

    go to 6:52

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was really sweet, thanks anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I rather be a cardinal imo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty rare but I see cardinals in my back yard from time to time. They're really striking animals.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They love our yard, we usually have at least 2 families year round between our front and back yards.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds blessed, anon.

              I have more cardinals than any other bird save for breasts in my feeders. Upstate new york. Peckers are less common. Blue Jay's even less.

              They're rare here, mostly we get sparrows and grackles. I should put up a bird feeder when spring comes around, though we'll have to change the location.
              We had it near our window, but the birds are very skittish and easy to scare off.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have more cardinals than any other bird save for breasts in my feeders. Upstate new york. Peckers are less common. Blue Jay's even less.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Aren't blue jays pricks?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and being in new york they must be extra nasty

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            regular show made me want to frick them

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Margaret'sa duck you frickin' mongoloid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One time somebody pointed out how this shithead focuses nearly exclusively on how bad white people are and I've never been able to unsee it. I unsubbed and stopped watching. Good to see he found time to do something other than that with one of his videos.

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