I honestly think I could beat one of these things pretty easily
would just sneak up behind it and start smashing it with a bat or something
there's no way it can turn around that quickly on land
I honestly think I could beat one of these things pretty easily
What can a walrus actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its tusk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>you repeatedly pommel it from behind.
It isn't like clubbing a small seal. You would have to pommel it repeatedly. A lot. Really, really a lot. Don't underestimate how thick that blubber is. Like a punching bag. Eventually you'll get tired. Then he gores you with those pointy tusks.
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Predictable.
Laughable.
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>I'm sure to beat him because my speed is superior!
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That’s an elephant seal. Get your lard ass sea bears right
You're a retard
It's like that Dark Souls 2 boss. If you avoid the mouth there's not much he can do to you.
These fucking things can literally implode your skull with pure suction force and slurp your brains out. It’s how they kill seals
Are you by, any chance, retarded?
No, but you might be
>There have been isolated observations of walruses preying on seals up to the size of a 200 kg (440 lb) bearded seal.[77][78]
Now I want one to suck me off
wow the defense strategy for walruses is amazing
they just form a thick wall of blubber and... sit there
PLEASE try it.
I think you need to prove it to the world.
just make sure you document it on video
I don't understand why a polar bear isn't able to defeat one of these things.
Are their teeth not sharp or long enough to pierce the blubber of a walrus?
Walrus's are slow. They have TONS of blubber. It seems like evolution has failed the polar bears by not equipping them to kill walruses
Polar bears would probably do an okay job in an arena, but walruses have large groups and a simple escape option. The fact this polar bear even tried attacking shows that it can probably be done.
They’re perfectly evolved to counter polar bears
>walrus are too big to kill in one swipe, therefore the bear has to resort to a drawn out mauling
>extremely tough, thick, loose skin and a thick layer of blubber makes a drawn out mauling exhausting and extremely hard to do
>they can reach completely over the back of their neck and back where they would be most vulnerable to stab the bear with their tusks and inflict horrific wounds in a matter of seconds
>if the bear does somehow manage to grab the walrus by the neck without being skewered, an adult walrus is so big and strong that if it decides to flee for the water rather than fight the bear has no way of stopping its escape
why the fuck would you attack a walrus when you can just hunt a seal
Animals don't always have full bellies like your fatass does
Animals also don't get to call an ambulance when they get hurt so getting into fights with big and dangerous opponents is something they never do. Nature isn't like Godzilla movies
>I don't understand why a polar bear isn't able to defeat one of these things.
Indeed, you would expect a white bear to be more succesful.
it would fuck you in the ass and you'd deserve it
This thing doesn't even has muscle it's a literal ton of lardass
Walruses literally have over twice as much muscle as they do fat. The blubber is only a few inches thick; what looks like thicker rounded flab is the actual muscle contours.
>Animals & Nature: We know nothing about Animals & Nature!
have a nice day
He's right though, haven't you seen the penguin video?
Yeah, well good luck with that. I don't even think 9mm rounds can take them down.
Plotting to murder your mother on a public forum isn't a very smart idea