I honestly think I could beat one of these things pretty easily

I honestly think I could beat one of these things pretty easily

would just sneak up behind it and start smashing it with a bat or something

there's no way it can turn around that quickly on land

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What can a walrus actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its tusk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you repeatedly pommel it from behind.
      It isn't like clubbing a small seal. You would have to pommel it repeatedly. A lot. Really, really a lot. Don't underestimate how thick that blubber is. Like a punching bag. Eventually you'll get tired. Then he gores you with those pointy tusks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're responding to a copypasta

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so?

          Lurk moar

          no I have a life

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >no I have a life
            You are on Wauf, no you don’t

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You are on Wauf, no you don’t
              Predictable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Laughable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk moar

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sure to beat him because my speed is superior!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >file name
      That’s an elephant seal. Get your lard ass sea bears right

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're a moron

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's like that Dark Souls 2 boss. If you avoid the mouth there's not much he can do to you.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These fricking things can literally implode your skull with pure suction force and slurp your brains out. It’s how they kill seals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you by, any chance, moronic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, but you might be
        >There have been isolated observations of walruses preying on seals up to the size of a 200 kg (440 lb) bearded seal.[77][78]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want one to suck me off

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow the defense strategy for walruses is amazing
    they just form a thick wall of blubber and... sit there

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE try it.
    I think you need to prove it to the world.

    just make sure you document it on video

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These fricking things can literally implode your skull with pure suction force and slurp your brains out. It’s how they kill seals

      I don't understand why a polar bear isn't able to defeat one of these things.
      Are their teeth not sharp or long enough to pierce the blubber of a walrus?

      Walrus's are slow. They have TONS of blubber. It seems like evolution has failed the polar bears by not equipping them to kill walruses

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Polar bears would probably do an okay job in an arena, but walruses have large groups and a simple escape option. The fact this polar bear even tried attacking shows that it can probably be done.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re perfectly evolved to counter polar bears
        >walrus are too big to kill in one swipe, therefore the bear has to resort to a drawn out mauling
        >extremely tough, thick, loose skin and a thick layer of blubber makes a drawn out mauling exhausting and extremely hard to do
        >they can reach completely over the back of their neck and back where they would be most vulnerable to stab the bear with their tusks and inflict horrific wounds in a matter of seconds
        >if the bear does somehow manage to grab the walrus by the neck without being skewered, an adult walrus is so big and strong that if it decides to flee for the water rather than fight the bear has no way of stopping its escape

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would you attack a walrus when you can just hunt a seal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Animals don't always have full bellies like your fatass does

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Animals also don't get to call an ambulance when they get hurt so getting into fights with big and dangerous opponents is something they never do. Nature isn't like Godzilla movies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't understand why a polar bear isn't able to defeat one of these things.
        Indeed, you would expect a white bear to be more succesful.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it would frick you in the ass and you'd deserve it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This thing doesn't even has muscle it's a literal ton of lardass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Walruses literally have over twice as much muscle as they do fat. The blubber is only a few inches thick; what looks like thicker rounded flab is the actual muscle contours.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Animals & Nature: We know nothing about Animals & Nature!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though, haven't you seen the penguin video?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, well good luck with that. I don't even think 9mm rounds can take them down.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plotting to murder your mother on a public forum isn't a very smart idea

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