I have been calling neutered cats mutilated cats and unneutered cats to be nonmutilated cats lately.

I have been calling neutered cats mutilated cats and unneutered cats to be nonmutilated cats lately. Both in the internet and real life. Pretty whack how far so called animal lovers will perform mental gymnastics to justify their mutilations. They especially dont like it being compared to declawing.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's mutilation, but I don't care. I like having a cat but don't want him pissing on my stuff. Therefore I will have him mutilated.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like a crazy cat lady that wants thousands of kittens lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you can't actually take care of a pet. Cute laugh though

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A severely damaged lady started randomly schooling me on a cat that lives near my house in a village of 10 people in the middle of nowhere. That I should do this and that to a male cat and that they are pets and whatnot and I'm irresponsible. I did not mutilate my cat because he has to be strong and independent and able to fight and frick, also I don't see cats, especially male ones, as completely domesticated animals. I give him food and water, play with him and pick the ticks he gathers while wandering around. Let me present her arguments: the cat will live longer neutered (a boring life, un-cat-like), i am projecting my own feelings onto him (in a way, but it's my character, i don't want to castrate or kill any mammals if not necessary), i am not taking care of my pet (he is not my pet, we cohabitate at times, you could call him a friend because he kills the mice), my methods are outdated (as if people 300 years ago didn't know how to live with nature). She has a cat. Says it's like a child to her. In a city apartment. She had to put nets on her windows because she escaped or tried to at least three times, jumping from second floor. Yeah, I bet her cat is happier than mine.
    I would love to keep this cat I feed as an indoor pet, I love the little guy, but that to me is captivity. If you want a slave, get a dog, we made them for that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My dog is definitely not a slave, but I get your points.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i didn't mean it in a derogatory way, i love dogs

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I too enjoy the lingering stench of cat piss on everything i own

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I too believe in removing anatomy to make my life more convenient instead of learning to become a more responsible pet owner. Its why I declaw my cats so they don't rip up the furniture.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pete, why are you taking so long?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You keep promising Pete but you never follow through FRICK YOU

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And morons like you will dump all the kittens your cat just made to either die in the wild or get euthanized in a shelter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      morons like you think ever other pet owner is as lazy and stupid as yourselves. be responsible. learn to take care of your pets. know how to deal with their natural urges.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoophile detected.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you make it sound like mutilation is some kind of bad thing

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have been calling humans hairless apes lately. Both in the internet and real life. Pretty whack how far so called humans will perform mental gymnastics to separate themselves from the animal kingdom. They especially dont like being compared to chimpanzees or orangutans.
    >ah but muh language
    >ah but muh learning
    >ah but muh tool use
    >ah but muh gay buttsex
    >ah but muh degenerate evil seed
    >ah but muh faith
    All of these are observable in apes and monkeys. Ultimately, humanity is no more different than a chimp using a particularly large stick to reach for some bananas. All our conflicts, cultural symbols and interpretations of reality are the product of our ape instincts and ape behaviour.
    Even now, this post is mere ape speak. I'm akin to a male specimen screeching at other males, seeking dominance and (possibly) fertile females.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ultimately, humanity is no more different than a chimp using a particularly large stick to reach for some bananas.
      NPC take. Only humans have souls which is what separates us from animals. However, not all humanoids are soulful. And hence some "humans" are indeed animals. I suppose it just comes down to your classification of human. You can just tell when you're talking to a husk. I don't consider them human anymore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All animals and even many plants have souls, with a spectrum from highly organized and large to simple and small.

        The real problem is, humans are capable of annulling their own souls through the same capabilities that they can grow them and ascend to spirithood, which limits them with either a limited ability to perceive only the most familiar or strong souls or a total disconnection from metaphysical reality.

        You are such a person who has annulled their soul.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Plants and animals do not have souls

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hes right. if you ever had a soul it’s gone now.

            the idea that animals domt have souls is based on catholic pilpul. the kind of behavior that made jesus himself antisemitic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Orangutans don't have souls
        Yeah ok, nice try goyslop addict

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are you talking about? The cat or dog is “fixed” (meaning neutered) or it isn’t. That’s the commonplace terminology, right? Have you been turning on the microwave with the doe open again Johnny?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kill me pete

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I declawed my cat for my convinience

    You neutered your cat for your convenience

    We are the same

  14. 1 year ago
    sage&hide

    but I had to neuter my dog or else she would die

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Animals are not people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      incorrect

      people and animals are the same thing. if we're fine with neutering dogs how about we neuter englishmen who aren't of royal blood? same thing.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats, unlike large dogs, are not healthier or happier intact. They don't gain anything from the hormones and aren't capable of coping with and redirecting the additional energy. They are simple minded sex and murder machines.

    Before spay and neuter it was mandatory that cats be outdoor pets because they were intolerable otherwise.

    The default state of the cat:
    Sex and murder machine.

    I wish I was a cat tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cats, unlike large dogs, are not healthier or happier intact.
      Do you have any non-shit studies showing this?
      It should be harmful for them for the same reason it's harmful for dog, humans, and every other species.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have been calling endangered bird species "cucks who deserve to go extinct" lately.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been advocating for welcoming invasive species lately. I’ve been calling them “immigrant species” and we should bring more in to enrich our declining biodiversity. They seemed really upset when I do this, but how is this any different from welcoming human immigrants to our country?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is vegan-tier logic. You’re projecting onto the cat and feel the cat’s castration as your own. You are not a cat, homosexual. Grow the frick up.

      I’ve been advocating for welcoming invasive species lately. I’ve been calling them “immigrant species” and we should bring more in to enrich our declining biodiversity. They seemed really upset when I do this, but how is this any different from welcoming human immigrants to our country?

      moron alert

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I call them circumcised and uncircumcised

      Cat paws typed this post

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