They do nothing but carry and spread toxoplasmosis (literal brain parasite that has infected the majority of the American population), fling feces litter everywhere, bring diseased rodents to your front door (which they bite and lick, using the same mouth they use to bite or lick you later), and to top it all off, they won't even protect you or be loyal to you.
What do you gain from making fun of people you don't know??
>You see... We could easily ban them saying their meat eating nature generates too much CO2. Then, we don't want people to reproduce or even having relationships or friendships. Do you see the conflict? CO2 based climate change is ultimately bs but cats and other pets helps us archieve the real goal of minimizing the need for people to interact, having children and all that. They help us at isolating the goy.
Let's get this thread over with
Alright sounds good, I'll make the continuation thread after this one
How do we stop OP from sucking dicks?
maybe start by not bumping his thread
>the toxo brains have their first inner conflict, and clash with the approach on how to attempt to overcome their enemies
>onions wojack
Toxed
i hope toxotards keep talking in this thread and posting cat pictures. its genuinely interesting seeing actual mind control in a thread
Go outside
Bait
The only real reason to ban cats is because they eat animal products.
Based. Is there any reason cat's can't eat vegan cat food though? Normies shriek over it whenever it's brought up so it's impossible to actually discuss, but most cats live on a diet dependent on supplementation anyway (commercial cat food).
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rent free
>still bragging about being unable to read two paragraphs
>one mentally unstable toxo ridden catcuck schizoing out
Yep.
Honestly I wish we could ban cats, at least in more urban areas. I live out in the country now on a farm, but I used to work in the city; and it was horrible. There's something that just doesn't click with cat owners. Maybe it's the toxo but they all have this fouride stare and this inability to register that letting their cat just roam around outside is a bad idea.
I've seen cat owners kicked out of apartment complexes because they kept breaking the rules about letting their cats roam free outside. And every time, without fail, the cat owners would blame other tenants they could NEVER compute that it was themselves and the cat. I saw this one fat chick practically start weeping at the prospect of having to follow the rule in her lease agreement about not letting cats outside. I'm not kidding, weeping. She could not fathom what she could do if she wasn't allowed to let her cat roam whenever it wanted. I felt like I was listening to a woman defend an abusive husband or some shit. Now that I'm in the country I just shoot the shit out of any wandering cat I see though. They ruin my food and attract yotes.
>calls someone else a schizo
>immediately proceeds to write a schizo novel about cat piss or something (don't know, didn't read it)
Schizo
>catfags can’t read
why are they like this?
>people being unwilling to read my schizo novels means they can't read!!
anon, you post the same seething paragraphs every day and get mad when people don't read them.
why not learn to communicate concisely? then people might actually read what you have to say
How do you know theyre the same paragraphs?
Because there's one guy who always writes paragraphs about cats then copes with "heh, guess everyone else is illiterate" when nobody reads them
>schizo can’t read
>still trying to pretend he isn't samefagging
>How can we ban ca-ack
>a cat would nev-ACK
cats would kill as many children as pitbulls if we didn’t just punt the shitty ones tbh
>still crying about anon being one person
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@4412973
bot
Toxed
humans also carry parasites and diseases as do the rest of literally all living things
have a nice day
>he's bumping his own thread again
brain parasites and stockholm syndrome
I love how people are just desperate to put one animal over the other
>750 human deaths that would not have happened if cats were kept indoors
>Yeah, but, 20,000 people needed BANDAIDS because of dog bites!
>yeah but uncontrolled dogs in india have rabies
Who fucking cares
Uncontrolled animals are bad no matter what. When you point to what's happening in india, that's not relevant. Nobody here lives in india. Roaming cats are the last major problem we have and people are dying because of them. Pitbull maulings are over twenty times less common than toxo deaths. If outdoor cats, especially "farm cats", were eliminated, the amount of toxo in the food supply would plummet.
>But dogs
750 people.
>But... dogs!
Seven hundred and fifty people died.
>But... dogs!
Yes, between bites and rabies, 100 people died. All the rabies cases were from persistent stray populations (ie: rez dogs). Almost all the bites were pitublls and rottweilers. That's a lesser problem we can tackle after getting cats out of our food supply. One hundred is a smaller problem than seven hundred and fifty. Once people can accept animal control applied to cats, we know we can go around killing all the pitbulls/rottweilers and shooting the rez dogs.
>Nobody here lives in india
first day on Wauf?
>inb4 BUT DOGS
do the same thing, yes, we know, you're the same.
super cool meme I made
guys im so sick of cats attacking and mauling and sending children to the hospital every single day!
instead they just make them fatally ill
>30x the rabies cases
>infinity times the toxo
sure sucks when people don’t control their animals huh? none of them are free from sin. humans are too fragile.
>> 30x the rabies cases
yeah you're fucking retarded
>But WORLDWIDE
Literally who the fuck cares about rabies in third world countries? That has less to do with dogs and more to do with god cursing them for sin and heresy. Fun fact: both rabies and leprosy originate in india.
massive cope
You know he has a point? This rapies epidemic shit curiously doesn't happen outside of absolute shitholes like africa, india, australia, and poor SEA countries. Everyone else can have dogs and have them under control. And didn't australia have a massive mouse plague out of nowhere a few months after they legalized same sex marriage?
Obviously something's going on.
So rabies is mostly a muzzy/pagan/bogan thing? Sure. Dogs are fine now. Well I have news for you
Look at toxo prevalence. Yes, poor countries are dirty and can't stop animals from spreading disease. But what did germany do i wonder?
>weimar
>then nazis
>then more weimar
Cats are fine now. Toxo only punishes the evil.
German’s obsession in coprophilia obviously. Belgium also in deep red which also are coprophilic.
>rapies epidemic
>rapies
lol also true
he is completely wrong though, he claimed cats cause 30x the rabies cases as dogs, which he just pulled out his ass.
>b-but i don't care about the 3rd world
picrel is all cases of rabies in just the US from 2009-2019. how many cats do you see on there? now how many dogs?
>All these people bit in other countries
Dirty countries can't keep animals or people free of disease. When you let animals roam they tend to get rabies. No shit sherlock. Who was talking about rabies to humans? They just said rabies. Smaller animals are easy to run away from when they're rabid, of course. That doesn't mean it's not a problem. The animal will die, and spread the disease to other animals it interacts with.
https://www.merckvetmanual.com/cat-owners/brain,-spinal-cord,-and-nerve-disorders-of-cats/rabies-in-cats
>No cat-to-cat rabies transmission has been recorded, and no feline strain of rabies virus is known. However, cats are the most commonly reported rabid domestic animal in the United States. The virus is present in the saliva of rabid cats, and people have developed rabies after being bitten by a rabid cat. Reported cases in domestic cats have outnumbered those in dogs in the United States in every year since 1990.
https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/location/usa/surveillance/domestic_animals.html
>The institution of mandatory dog vaccination programs has halted the natural spread of rabies among domestic dogs, which are no longer considered a rabies reservoir in the United States. Nonetheless, around 60 to 70 dogs and more than 250 cats are reported rabid each year. Nearly all these animals were unvaccinated and acquired rabies from wildlife (such as bats, raccoons, and skunks).
Roaming animal = rabies. This isn't a cats and dogs issue. This is a KEEP YOUR FUCKING PETS INSDIE YOU DUMB FUCKING gay SHIT issue.
CATS DO NOT BELONG OUTSIDE
DOGS DO NOT BELONG OUTSIDE
KEEP YOUR FUCKING PETS INSIDE YOU DUMB FUCKING gay SHIT
LEASHES AND FENCES ARE MANDATORY FOR *ALL ANIMALS*. PERIOD. NOT A CATS VS. DOGS ISSUE. ALL. ANIMALS. CONTAINED. PERIOD.
seething+didn't read+still letting my cat outside
I use a sufficient dose for both cats and dogs :^)
Petfags seething
Yeah if you live in a Crack house
Sick 3 image dump, let's keep it coming
Don't really understand why the government keep spending taxpayers' moneys so that actual schizos can seethe about toxo or whatever on this shithole.
Yeah, but they're cute: that's the only thing that matters when it comes to owning a pet
Are there any video sites that have cats being hunted / attacked by animals? Can't seem to find anything, but can find plenty of dogs being attacked, raccoons, all other types of animals. Just nothing about cats.
>but can find plenty of dogs being attacked, raccoons, all other types of animals
sauce?
Smartest cat owner
bot
Very coherent toxo reply
>le toxo
definitely a bot
Toxed
more seething brain parasites pls
>Dogs have knots
>Cat “clits” actually hurt during intercourse
Dogfags are predominantly female which includes OP. But do you know that being licked by a cat’s rough tongue feels like grinding right?
Tribal females domesticated cats that didn’t pose danger towards follow tribesmen for a reason. Everything in animal domestication had a purpose.
Most deranged post i’ve seen in a while and snapshot woke up an hour ago
>they won't even protect you or be loyal to you.
Wrong
stay mad
>simping for asscrack sniffers
Step one in the toxo defense force playbook.
> wuddabout dogs even when no one even mentioned them
Step two in the toxo defense force playbook
> accuse anyone who isn't foned of cats of being a dog fucker
Step three in the toxo defense force playbook
> bring up pibbles specifically for a second attempt at wuddaboutism
Step four in the toxo defense force playbook
> you tell me...
>make dog seethe threads that get few replies and then die
Based. It's Rarity btw.
Good taste
>literal brain parasite that has infected the majority of the American population)
Source please
OP is a starving mouse hiding under the baseboards
>bumping this trash
kys
B U M P
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If all cat owners are under mind control, why do people abuse cats?
Ok but did you know feathers are basal to archosauria? We even got crocodiles to re-evolve them. Scales are devolved feathers.
>still going
>the anticat moron has been samefaggin replying to himself all night long
>thread still up
>more that 150 replies on a extremely slow board
Yep, the anticatfag is either a mod or a janny
>only the anti cat posts are disingenuous
>he's still going
Jannies are dogfags. They never delete cat seethe threads
This. But that insecure buttsniffer would immediately delet anything that hurts his poopeaterino barkerinio buttsnifferino.
Dinosaurs had feathers. T Rex had lips. This is just a fact you’re going to have to accept.
T rex actually had a mane of feathers like a lion or a hyena.
Cat seethe threads are dog seethe threads because catgays are retarded binary thinking drones
Case in point
I don't get what's wrong with discussing animal attacks on the animal board
>discussing the very real epidemic of pit bull attacks on children
>not on my watch
>discussing the schizophrenic fantasies surrounding a notingburger infection ad nauseam
>cool and good
There are about 70 pitbull threads up this very moment that you can discuss that in tho
Both are bad, but as discussed elsewhere, more people die of toxo than of pitbull maulings. The flipside is pitbull attacks mostly injure and maim, not kill.
toxo maims children pretty badly too
genuinely the worst moderation of any board on the site
Report in the feedback section
https://www.Wauf.org/feedback
Alternatively, ignore things you dont like
Or go back to https://www.reddit.com
>Wauf is le no rules allowed
I think it's you who needs to go back
your shitty millionth pitbull thread broke a rule which is why you want to write crybaby emails
Which justifies the millionth toxoschizo troll thread being up how exactly
what kind of retarded question is that?
>retard can't follow a conversation
You should write an email to the MODS about it
This needs more exposure. Mods are actively ignoring reports to this thread.
Don't forget to send feedback. Wauf moderation is still ignoring this shitpost thread.
>still seething over a week later
LMFAO
>I entered a on-topic thread filled with things I don't like... HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
the absolute state of toxoplasmosis brains. unironically.
This board was a mistake
samefagging hard
>Doesn't quote the posts because he knows he'll get proven wrong
What does the big scary toxoplasmosis even do again?
makes you more attractive and increases your testosterone
makes people more willing to have sex and take risks.
right up there with 2 drinks a day on the list of things YOU DO NOT WANT!
Makes you forget how bad cat shit stinks.and defend brain parasites for a living on the internet
Olfactory fatigue happens to all pet owners, not just cats.
I have cats, dogs, ferrets, and aquariums. My house smells like a barnyard but I don't notice unless I leave for a few days and come back.
>Makes you forget how bad cat shit stinks
That definitely hasn't happened yet
Cause they're cute
Makes you based af
it makes you obsessed with cats, unlike us based dogchads who spend all day making seethe threads about cats
turns you into the gigachad
Makes bros seethe
Objectively, it makes you more interested in degenerate and deviant sex, and makes you hate the smell of cats. So basically cat hating dog fuckers = toxo victims.
>finland isn't even in Europe, retard. It's in asia.
this much copium. Maybe you'll think harder next time you make another thread like this again. going to sleep now. and reminder
you lost. i won
toxo threads were some of the very first troll threads on Wauf
they were started by a tripfag named bugguy, who is very likely the OP of this thread almost 2 decades later since several of the pics posted itt are the same ones posted every week for the last 12 years at least. And his bait still works very well.
tl;dr: Wauf has never been particularly cat friendly.
A feral cat is on the "kill on sight" list of unprotected species in the hunting law of Finland. Might want to lower your first world countries list pal
that bro got owned.
>Newfag wannabe confirmed
>>>/b/
Remember to lurk moar
many people will shoot feral cats because it's in their right to do so in finland. you lost buddy
You are so painfully obviously a /b/tard that it's not even funny anymore. No one else calls this a cat website other than pathetic/b/tards and wannabe newfags who wish they were here 10 year ago when caturday meant something
>120 replies in 11 hours
>bark bark bark
>whine whine
>bark bark
You could find that for any country you think is first world.
you just proved yourself wrong
>First worlders don't do things like this.
but we do that in northern europe
The link had nothing to do with cats or australia. you lost. to the point where you have to larp as a catfag to change subjects
cope NZ is first world and you lost
>outside of the US
stopped reading there
also many parts of the us have feral dogs
not even getting the country right, schizo. you lost
>keeps on larping as a catfag
schizobrain when he loses an argument . cope you lost
can vary but so far every source has NZ as an example
>b-but Wauf is a hivemind...trust me guys!!
once again you lost
the trad definition is just the allies and neutrals in wwii
that includes OZ and NZ
here in northern europe trapping cats and killing feral ones is completely legal (no collar = feral)
he's larping as a catfag to prove some useless point. it's pretty sad
guy trying so hard to prove a point which he lost
>Wauf is a hivemind!!
>anything that disagrees with me is false!!
cope
This isn't /b/ you dumbass troll
Go back
>>>/b/
oh, i have no doubt you spend your time trolling rather than any sort of good-faith engagement. that was my point about credibility. you just ore than once) admitted to being nothing other than a troll who has been trolling in this thread since the beginning.
of anyone is coping with something iris clearly you. everyone else has real hobbies.
>welcome to my headcanon
yea, you lost. keep going.
>i-it's third world if i say so!
yea, you lost
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/poisoned-tampons-used-to-kill-feral-dogs-in-far-north/ROD75ZLP5A4D6PU5PTDEXLOR5U/
feral dogs and cats are top 5 worst animials
If this thread was about dogs, janny would've deleted it by now
>W-WHY ARENT JANNIES DELETING THIS THREAD WHICH DISCUSSES A BRAIN PARASITE MY CAT GAVE ME????
The absolute state of toxobrains.
When will we ban dogs? They shit everywhere, smeely, loud, barking at everything, and kill people, and maul children. They literally contain rabies and eat shit, and lick you with their filthy asswater mouth. Ban dogs.
Banning cats just opens the door to banning other animals like dogs, so no.
In the US...
Pitbulls kill about 24 people every single year. Rottweilers kill 4. German shepherds kill 2. Mastiffs kill a little over 1. The next 6 most dangerous kill about one to less than 1 person a year. These dogs vary greatly in popularity!
If the populations were roughly normalized, so every dog were as common as retrievers:
"Pitbulls" (all bull terriers): 31/yr
Rottweilers: 14/yr (single breed)
German shepherd: 7/yr (single breed)
All mastiffs: 2/yr
"Huskies" (all large spitzes, often including wolf hybrids): 2/yr
Retrievers: 0.75/yr
Every single problem caused by cats disappears if they are contained to their owners property. Most dog bites occur on the owners property. Stop caring about cats. There's something going on with dogs.
Apparently, no matter how popular they are or aren't, THREE visually identifiable dog types are significantly more deadly than average. These should be exterminated without exception.
Most large dogs seem to be as dangerous as one another - meaning males should be neutered, and abusive ownership practices like beating and long-term tethering should be cracked down upon, and if people wanna bitch about that we can get rid of every dog over 25lbs.
Others have been bred to be extremely safe, retrievers being known for their psychological difficulty with delivering powerful bites. These aren't really an issue. The statistical rates we are dealing with here are small. Everything can kill at least one person every year, and this is a big animal that is very common and in constant contact with humans. The most dangerous dog is several times safer than a flatscreen TV. But it's still too damn much for something with free will, don't you think?
Considering cats are just kill birds and leave diseased shit in gardens and sandboxes and ONLY if they're outside and roaming?
There's probably at least half a dozen anti-pitbull threads up right now, yeah? So why are you trying to whatabout your parasite for pibble. Is that all you fucking got? "Whatabout pibbles?"
Kek every time
Your ignoring everything else. Dogs and cats are vermins once feral. Both kept inside are fine.
You're right. I did a tl;dr the second I seen "pitbull"at the very fucking top of your dumbass whatabout post
But once they're 4rd generation feral they're healthy a ripe for being reintroduced to humans for selective breeding again.
They're still invasive and vermin everywhere. both animals are top 5 worst animals because of humans because when feral
>unironically defending a brain parasite
what the fuck is wrong with catfags
LMAO, ikr?
This thread they are actually defending the actual parasites themselves instead of just cat ownership like most of these threads.
This thread has proven to be even greater evidence of toxo mind control than the whole litter box next to the fridge thing they always do
This. I don't even "mind" cats. But owning them is just straight up stupid. They unironically serve no purpose. All they do is leave hair everywhere, fight diseased rodents, etc.
You know all those crazy cat ladies you see? No doubt in my mind they're infected with a heavy load of toxoplasmosis.
You rarely ever see a "crazy dog person".
Cats were literally only used for diseased rodent control. Dogs were used for hunting and shit. But we have modern houses and shit now to usually keep rodents out. So cats go out and bring rodents to you. Which they kill with their claws and stuff, which also then come into contact with you later.
Crazy catfags with cat litter scattered around and shit have heavy loads of toxoplasmosis and they're stuck with it for life. And it's considered "normal" because so much of the population has it. A literal uncurable brain parasite. If it ever evolves we're fucked. Literall plague inc. tier. All catfags need mass genocide.
>All catfags need mass genocide
So glad we have you to protect us, brave anticat crusader. We will soon be free from our evil cat overlords. Keep up the good fight! Almost there now!
>They unironically serve no purpose.
Owning them is fine as long as you keep them inside. It's no different from any other pet as long as you keep them inside. It's the owners fault not dogs. You and anyone shouldn't give a fuck if someone has a pet that doesn't cause any harm.
Keep cats inside
naw bro not even my point. you're ignoring this
for example
Don't stop now man. I honestly believe if you can just convince about 500.000,000 cat owners to give up their pets, the rest will all fall in line. Telling them they should die is undoubtedly purr-suading almost one or two every year that you post!
I personally went out and got a new kitty last year while you were posting, but I'm sure other people probably listen to you a lot or something.
I mean you seem very knowledgeable, being a medical doctor and all.
wait, you are a medical doctor, right?
Have I been trolled by an eastern european again? and on Wauf of all places! Drat.
Pure projection. It’s dogs nowadays that have lost their purpose, with the vast majority of dogs being owned solely for “companionship” despite being huge dirty, destructive creatures that need to be walked and cleaned up after everyday. Too many dog owners don’t clean up their dog shit, meanwhile cats are independent, don’t require being cared for constantly, and are much smaller and cause less mess and destruction.
Neither animal has a purpose, because your only “purpose”, is to eat, work, fuck, pay taxes, and raise the next slave to stuff the wallets of your master and dogs and cars don’t figure in to that.
Both animals shit and piss.
And you need to clean up after both animals because all animal shit spreads disease.
Why do dogfags and catfags think they’re different? You’re the same people. Carnivora is carnivora. Cats are just smaller, dumber dogs that know how to keep their turds fresh for later.
because their egos are based on pet ownership
>i have a dog so im manly
>i have a cat so im smart
>t. two retarded bitches
if you take the pets these people have 0 sense of self worth lol!
>dirty
*kicks litter all over, tracks it across the house*
*sprays on the carpet*
>destructive
*claws the fuck out of your furniture and bookcases, knocks shit off the tables and countertops*
>need to be walked
*continues being a shit until you spent an hour playing with them*
>and cleaned up after
*starts pissing and shitting on the floor if you don't scoop its old crusty shit and piss out of a box of dirt in your house*
>don't clean up their shit
*is let out by frustrated owner, leaves shit all over the neighborhood to never be picked up*
>independent
*resorts to eating garbage if no one feed them*
>don't require being cared for
*resorts to a semi-feral state of mind, becomes aggressive and fearful towards humans, because it was tossed outside and being left alone = cat destroys house*
>and are much smaller
*is big enough to kill small dogs*
>and cause less mess and destruction
*spreads parasites that cause 750 deaths a year, spreads 30x more rabies than dogs, causes bird, lizard, amphibian, and small mammal extinctions on a yearly basis*
All cat owners fault btw. Cats are fine pets, but they need to be contained to their owners property, trained, socialized, and picked up after.
inb4 meltdown
inb4 my cat would never
>my dog is fine
inb4 muh dogfuckers
>muh toxo
inb4 you cry because catfags = dogfags.
Cats never had a purpose. I’m not talking what choice of pet you like, I have both. But dogs are better than cats and more useful even today. I love both, but this is a fact.
>Cats never had a purpose
They had a purpose like guard dogs had a purpose. People saw them attacking some unwanted things a few times and figured they work. Sure, guard dogs can be bribed, and they're very easy to kill, and they're prone to attacking the wrong people. And cats don't really get rid of mice because they're lazy hunters and mice are too smart for them. But whether or not they fulfilled that purpose is irrelevant to whether or not they had one.
You had a purpose too, to produce children and continue your family line and bolster the workforce and military, but here you are as a childless zoophile ranting about how dogs are totally useful because they are only useful to people who are infinitely more intelligent and qualified than you.
You? You do not need any pets because you are not a farmer or a soldier or a cop, and strictly speaking, you should not have any pets either. They distract from your work and they distract from your purpose of having children. You like purposes right? That's yours.
>And cats don't really get rid of mice because they're lazy hunters and mice are too smart for them
I used to have mice until I got a cat. They were gone in less than a week. Now he catches one or two every winter when they try to invade the house, but that's it.
get cat, no mice.
The fact that they're still returning means they have a colony in, under, or right by your house and have just adapted their behavior to be harder to detect. It's a fact that the "mice fear cats" thing wears off after about four weeks. You have that period to seal all entrances, remove possible nest sites, and seal up all your food. Or else the mice will come back and just avoid the cat. Typically they move in to the walls given time. You missed your window and I am not shitting you here, you have to get a second cat to get it back.
They don't do shit to rats either
https://travislongcore.net/2021/05/15/no-chicago-feral-cats-dont-control-rats/
There's always a guard dog fag who swears his dog fought off a robber too. But there's also a hundred where the dog attacked the mailman or was poisoned a week before they got robbed.
I live in the country, there's mice everywhere
I think it means you're a retard on the internet defending a lie that you're emotionally attached to. But maybe I'm wrong.
>There's mice everywhere!
Mow your lawn. A 1/2 acre around your house should just be mowed lawn.
Stop growing plants around your foundation like an old lady. There should be gavel there and nothing else. Put a weed barrier under the gravel.
Patch any holes leading to a crawlspace or basement and any holes in your siding.
>A lie
If cats get rid of mice why do we still have both cats and mice? Because they just spook them a little retard. Cats don't get rid of mice. Humans do.
I can't believe Waufcels would rather have cats than mow their lawn and shitty dogs than good relations with their neighbors. Ya'll need to grow the fuck up.
what is your deal with mice? I don't care if there's mice in my yard or even in my walls or basement.
I don't want mice in the living areas of my house. I got a cat and he murdered them all. Now he murders any mouse that enters a part of the house he can get into.
I don't need advice on getting rid of mice, I have a cat.
>i don't care if there are mice in my walls or basement
cat person filth and neglect gives dogfags refusal to clean up the muddy pawprints and dry off the sopping wet legs and bellies a run for its money
>i dont need advice on getting rid of mice, btw i have mice
are you fucking retarded?
I own dogs too.
sometimes my dogs will kill mice as well, but the cat gets most of them. He also eats flies, spiders, and anything else smaller than a poodle that wanders in through my front door.
how does it feel not owning a house and thinking most people only own one type of pet?
Do they take you out on field trips often?
>filthy retard owns a dog
unsurprising
>autistic retard doesn't own a house
>will never own a house
>even his parents aren't leaving him the house because they know he can't afford to keep it
owning pets is a problem you will never have to deal with.
Like having sex and paying taxes.
>You need to surround yourself with animals if you own a house
they already told you how to prevent mice from getting into your shit without using cats jesus christ why are dogcatfuckers so self centered
if you owned a house you'd know you can't seal it off completely.
I own a house in the country and i dont have vermin cats or mice
Sounnds like youre just dirty and retarded
I wasn’t ranting just saying a fact. I have a 2 year old. How many kids you have? Your cats doesn’t count.
>I have a 2 year old
Parents shouldn’t be posting on Wauf. Imagine having to live with the fact that your father was shitposting on the anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum for losers when he could’ve been taking care of you instead. Don’t do that to your kid, anon.
Seriously dude, just commit seppuku. You’re one sad sack of shit lol
he's not wrong tbf
imagine having a kid and still posting here
By judging the catfag’s mental state, I’d say a dad posting on Wauf has to be the least of his worries.
esl
ha ha ha oh shit bro just walk away. you just got rectum rekt out so hard goatse guy wants to know how you did it.
Get a cat
imagine getting this mad at a "parasite" that makes you even manlier and fearless
couldn't be me
that parasite will most likely come from eating meat so if you eat meat it doesn't matter if you have a cat or not, you pretty much have toxo
Anon
Catfags are never known as manly or fearless
On the contrary LMAO
>even the cat is weirded out
>wants to leave
>mentally ill owner wont let it
>this thread every time
why can't you idiots understand the difference between an indoor cat and a cat that goes outside? dumbasses itt
NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKING LIKE CATS EVERYONE SHOULD BE LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M A SELF CENTERED FAGARINO NOOOOOO
Not my problem sorry
I'd be happy enough if we just applied the same leash laws to cats that are applied to dogs.
If a dog is running around without it's owner animal control comes and takes the dog off the street, even when it's small breeds that post zero danger to people. Apply the same shit to cats. I'm sick of dealing with all my neighbors cats that close to the point where poison baiting is on the table
This.
Cats should just not be allowed to run amok outside without being on a leash or being trained to stay at their owner's side.
Do you believe your schizophrenia was caused by toxoplasmosis, OP?
>birdfag absolutely RATTLED
nice
I'm about 96% certain there is no "birdfag" and it's just typical dogfags being buttblistered as usual when people disagree with them that dogs are G-d's perfect (smelly, loud) creatures.
Nobody wants you here, garden gnome
Sure is salty smelly samefag in here
Dont you have a reeking litterbox to bleach?
You litterally felt the need to a make an entire thread furiously whining about cats.
Not my thread litterbreath
Youre the reason why im extra sadistic when i catch strays
And you're the reason I'm a vegetarian but make an exception for one animal: dogs.
Why do you think i care about what shitty meat you eat?
nobody believes your embarrassing larps
you cant be this naive
you've never once posted anything resembling proof.
you just post your cat murder fantasies from your mom's basement
Get fucked cat glowie
lel
just embarrassing
You glow in the dark
>implying dogfags don't actually rage like this 24/7
It's pretty retarded of whoever made up this theory about a "birdfag" because they refused to believe dogfags were this mentally unstable. They literally let their pets eat their kids then go on the internet and defend the dog.
It's both
My cats go outside and kill your birds.
Pretty sure dogs carry some brain parisite that makes dogfags seethe about cats 24/7 at this point to tbchwydb.
That would explain how some people behave with agressive dogs
Sure cats can be assholes but at least they are not going to rip out your throat because your breathed too loudly and triggered their ''protection instinct'' or whatever
Have you seen pitbull ass muscles? Or noticed that the majority of intact dogs are pitbulls and GSDs? Yeah. “Mind parasite”. It’s called not believing in morality.
What smell?
The litterbox got me thinking of a question for you cat people....
If a person were to be naked and use a box of sandy clay to urinate and deficate in (there is some urine and poop in there, and some soiled clay sand because it falls through the holes in the scooper) then sometimes dig and cover it up then immediately step out onto your floors then jump on your bed and sit on your pillow with his bare ass and genitals to then lick his asshole then lick his hands and feet to clean them... would you let this person stay in your house?
i don't have a litterbox, all our cats live outside and do their business in the garden. we don't allow animals indoors. not every cat person is filthy, anon.
having a garden full of cat shit meets my definition of a filthy person
no, it substitutes for a fertilizer. keep seething dogfag.
Carnivore shit is too acidic and high in nitrogen. It kills plants and causes fungus to grow. It’s also full of parasites. Unless you have a horse all your pets shit must be picked up.
You know nothing about gardening and youre probably larping about having one, stinky filthy catgay
I know this is bait, but the concept of using cat shit as fertilizer is so uniquely disgusting to me that I'll be skipping breakfast
obvious bait
>falling for it
why are Wauf posters so autistic? i notice people take even the shittiest of bait here, way more than other boards
Imagine being this desperate for a public ban
If you want one even quicker, just go talk shit about anime in /a/ or Wauf
Cat site
>IMAGINE THIS LE DESPERATE FOR A PUBLIC BANNERINO!!
I'm I made this thread unironically with a clear message. There is literally no point in cats.
Im not even a huge dog person. But at least Dogs can hunt with you, herd animals, etc.
Cats are just straight up fucking useless and spread toxoplasmosis. Permanent and uncurable. Even a fucking snake or something at least it won't knock shit off counters and spread shit litter everywhere and give you uncurable brain parasites.
Shitty bait
Not even a (You)
Also toxoplasmosis is beneficial for human males, a massive T influx and a loss of fear is the perfect gift for the apex of Earth.
If the price of that is loving cats even more (also a plus) then so be it.
Only trannies hate toxoplasmosis, because it makes them more manly
>chud obsessed brain parasite internet defence league
>huge testosterone production increment
>chud parasite
????
>having a brain parasite that increases already normal testosterone levels is... LE GOOD
Guess the toxoplasmosis host will always defend cats meme is real.
The meme has been confirmed real since before it was a meme.
Growing up I always wondered why the fuck nearly every cat owner I knew kept the litter box in the kitchen next to human food storage instead of anywhere else in the fucking house. Or how 90% would leave their cats out to roam for days and come home full of fleas and shit that the owners had to deal with only to let the cat go back out and do it again. non of that shit ever made sense to me till I came across some toxoplasma info and suddenly all the weird shit cat owners do made sense.
All the shit cat owners do is beneficial for the parasite to thrive and spread
>Growing up I always wondered why the fuck nearly every cat owner I knew kept the litter box in the kitchen next to human food storage
Seems like you surrounded yourself with retarded slobs, sorry about that
I know schizoid cat ladies that keep the litter in its own room Away from everything
Yes, it is GOOD, tell me one single reason why having more T as a male is bad?
Only weak beta gays and trannies hate toxoCHADmosis
Never, ever, seen a single person who did any of this.
Litter goes either on the bathroom, the laundry room or the backyard below a roof
Only retards who don't really care about cats let them roam outside their house or walled backyards.
Also obvious samefag.
I knew someone who kept a litter box tucked in a corner if their livingroom and that's the weirdest "cat lady shit" ive ever seen
Oh, and i guess i had a gf who would smooch and "bite" paws, but i think she was too autistic to realize theyre covered in shit and i didn't care enough to ever explain to her
Your experience is not to be trusted since you are a catfag.
But everyone else already knows what I said is true because everyone else already has their experience walking into a cat house and seeing the litter box next to a refrigerator or pantry after getting past the suffocating smell of cat piss
>phoneposter
>on a extremely low end phone
>using the web browser
>and thinks screenshots are proof enough about being or not a samefag
talking about smell, you couldn't reek any more of newfag discord raider
cat site
toxochadmosis good
simple facts
>Ad hominem
>But mfw posting while in muh comfy bed instead of sitting in front my computer
Another ad hominem
LMAO
You can try attacking me all you want but we still know everyone else has their own experiences dealing with catfags. Hell, I wasn't even replying to a catfags in the first place but you fucks gotta defend your shitty brain parasites at all costs, because you aren't even defending cats at this point. You are literally defending fucking parasites kek
just keep the cat inside and it's fine. cats aren't a problem, just like dogs aren't a problem. it's the owner
Which is why I direct all ire at catfags (catfag being a derogatory for outdoor cat owners specifically)
Indoor cat owners aren't included in these arguments except when they defend my stance on keeping your cats inside your own property.
But this thread is specifically about a parasite associated with cats
>yfw
tldr cats are fine outdoor cats aren't
>paleoschizo still hasn't learnt what an ad hom is post #34,987
do you really think some anon would go through the trouble of fucking around with a VPN or whatever just to argue with you on a tibetan basket weaving website about cats?
have you taken all your meds today?
Yes. I do it all thetime
that does speak volumes about you and what you actually are more than anything. you also just made it clear youre very susceptible to projection, and that alone destroyed your credibility in this thread. one could even argue that you just provide anecdotal evidence of what everyone is saying about the effects of t. gondii on the brain.
good job, anon!
I doubt you ever leave your mom's house
I'd bet money you've never been to anyone else's house.
still waiting for why is toxo harmful for human males
>same resolution
>same timezone in filename
you are the stupidest samefag newmoron I seen in a good while
>being in a same common timezone makes you... LE SAME
I'll be contacting researchers to let them know toxoplasmosis also causes retardation.
>same timezone
>same low end screen resolution on phone
>same hatred for cats
>same way writing
gee, doesn't take a detective, newmoron samegay
also still waiting for
Then whoever this other anon is must be based as fuck. Now keep being a good slave and worship cats while the toxoplasmosis keeps living in your brain rent free
I thought I made it clear that I don't hate cat they are just dumb animals.
Catfags are a whole different story though. You may be dumb animals too, but holy fuck you are supposed to be human and have reason and common fucking sense.
Did the parasites take that from you too?
Almost every animal is dumb tbh. Only animals that aren't dumb are humans, certain apes and probably dolphins
They may have been retarded before the parasites.
One thing is for sure, they are conspiracy brained as fuck and I can only imagine the devastation Wauf has had on their mental health and paranoia. It's the exact same conspiracy brained shit you see in 4chan all day long
I'm the other Anon the keep calling us samefag about btw
https://www.fda.gov/food/people-risk-foodborne-illness/toxoplasma-food-safety-moms-be
Toxo comes from eating mainly meat so you don't need to be a catfag to get it. This thread is bad since OP already contradicted imself many times
You think we don't already know we can get toxo from undercooked meat?
Bruh....
Toxo still required cats for it's survival and spread, which is done through cat shit. Did the fucking cow get toxo from eating meat too?
This thread proves humans are dumb as fuck too
>y-youre a le samefag!!!!
The absolute state of Cat owners when they know they've lost. Many such cases. Don't worry you'll never admit defeat though because the parasite will make you simp for cats until you die alone, truth hurts
you didn't answer
do you believe your schizophrenia was caused by toxoplasmosis?
I don't have schizophrenia. Even if I did, I would be schizophrenic than have a brain parasite that subconsciously controls you into simping for cats like they're gods. Makes me wonder if the reason ancient Egypt collapsed is because literally everyone had toxoplasmosis 10 fold and infected every single fetus.
>Makes me wonder if the reason ancient Egypt collapsed is because literally everyone had toxoplasmosis 10 fold and infected every single fetus.
I'm not certain ancient egypt ever collapsed, but they certainly had toxo
>https://puj.journals.ekb.eg/article_87417_a58d86a5b2344a26876cb959baa9024d.pdf
So you don't believe you have schizophrenia and thus don't resent cats for giving it to you. Fair enough. Most schizophrenics don't believe they have schizophrenia so that's expected.
has a doctor ever told you that you're schizophrenic?
>unironically
Sad
>clear message
If you say so lmao
Noticed that you're bringing dogs into your argument for no reason at all
Who the hell is that gay?
Soot, owner of that soijak-themed spinoff.
Mark Zuckerberg, creator of 9gag
They should ban OP instead.
Keep spreading cat hate
Ostracize cat people, remind them theyre dirty and smelly
holy obsessed...
Ok dirty smelly cat person
>wow i sure am glad that i don't have that brain parasite that makes you obsessed with cats. could never be me haha... ha...
Seeing a cat scurry from under a parked car or bush is revolting. IDK what it is about these animals but they are just hair raising, like sewer rat level revulsion.
Cat website.
Go back, tourist.
>I read knowyourmeme guys
Anime website. Cats were a passing fad that moved to reddit.
>Newfag doesn't realize that this is a cat website
Many such a cases
My cat doesn't have any of these problems