How can we ban cats?

They do nothing but carry and spread toxoplasmosis (literal brain parasite that has infected the majority of the American population), fling feces litter everywhere, bring diseased rodents to your front door (which they bite and lick, using the same mouth they use to bite or lick you later), and to top it all off, they won't even protect you or be loyal to you.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What do you gain from making fun of people you don't know??

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You see... We could easily ban them saying their meat eating nature generates too much CO2. Then, we don't want people to reproduce or even having relationships or friendships. Do you see the conflict? CO2 based climate change is ultimately bs but cats and other pets helps us archieve the real goal of minimizing the need for people to interact, having children and all that. They help us at isolating the goy.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get this thread over with

    • 1 year ago
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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alright sounds good, I'll make the continuation thread after this one

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do we stop OP from sucking dicks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      maybe start by not bumping his thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      maybe start by not bumping his thread

      >the toxo brains have their first inner conflict, and clash with the approach on how to attempt to overcome their enemies

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >onions wojack

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Toxed

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  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hope toxotards keep talking in this thread and posting cat pictures. its genuinely interesting seeing actual mind control in a thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bait

    The only real reason to ban cats is because they eat animal products.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Is there any reason cat's can't eat vegan cat food though? Normies shriek over it whenever it's brought up so it's impossible to actually discuss, but most cats live on a diet dependent on supplementation anyway (commercial cat food).

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    Anonymous

    T

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rent free

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still bragging about being unable to read two paragraphs

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one mentally unstable toxo ridden catcuck schizoing out
    Yep.

    Honestly I wish we could ban cats, at least in more urban areas. I live out in the country now on a farm, but I used to work in the city; and it was horrible. There's something that just doesn't click with cat owners. Maybe it's the toxo but they all have this fouride stare and this inability to register that letting their cat just roam around outside is a bad idea.

    I've seen cat owners kicked out of apartment complexes because they kept breaking the rules about letting their cats roam free outside. And every time, without fail, the cat owners would blame other tenants they could NEVER compute that it was themselves and the cat. I saw this one fat chick practically start weeping at the prospect of having to follow the rule in her lease agreement about not letting cats outside. I'm not kidding, weeping. She could not fathom what she could do if she wasn't allowed to let her cat roam whenever it wanted. I felt like I was listening to a woman defend an abusive husband or some shit. Now that I'm in the country I just shoot the shit out of any wandering cat I see though. They ruin my food and attract yotes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >calls someone else a schizo
      >immediately proceeds to write a schizo novel about cat piss or something (don't know, didn't read it)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >catgays can’t read
        why are they like this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >people being unwilling to read my schizo novels means they can't read!!
          anon, you post the same seething paragraphs every day and get mad when people don't read them.
          why not learn to communicate concisely? then people might actually read what you have to say

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know theyre the same paragraphs?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because there's one guy who always writes paragraphs about cats then copes with "heh, guess everyone else is illiterate" when nobody reads them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >schizo can’t read

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still trying to pretend he isn't samegayging

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How can we ban ca-ack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a cat would nev-ACK
      cats would kill as many children as pitbulls if we didn’t just punt the shitty ones tbh

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still crying about anon being one person

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    T

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    @4412973
    bot

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Toxed

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    humans also carry parasites and diseases as do the rest of literally all living things
    have a nice day

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he's bumping his own thread again

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    brain parasites and stockholm syndrome

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love how people are just desperate to put one animal over the other

    >750 human deaths that would not have happened if cats were kept indoors
    >Yeah, but, 20,000 people needed BANDAIDS because of dog bites!
    >yeah but uncontrolled dogs in india have rabies
    Who fricking cares

    Uncontrolled animals are bad no matter what. When you point to what's happening in india, that's not relevant. Nobody here lives in india. Roaming cats are the last major problem we have and people are dying because of them. Pitbull maulings are over twenty times less common than toxo deaths. If outdoor cats, especially "farm cats", were eliminated, the amount of toxo in the food supply would plummet.
    >But dogs
    750 people.
    >But... dogs!
    Seven hundred and fifty people died.
    >But... dogs!
    Yes, between bites and rabies, 100 people died. All the rabies cases were from persistent stray populations (ie: rez dogs). Almost all the bites were pitublls and rottweilers. That's a lesser problem we can tackle after getting cats out of our food supply. One hundred is a smaller problem than seven hundred and fifty. Once people can accept animal control applied to cats, we know we can go around killing all the pitbulls/rottweilers and shooting the rez dogs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody here lives in india
      first day on Wauf?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 BUT DOGS
    do the same thing, yes, we know, you're the same.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    super cool meme I made

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guys im so sick of cats attacking and mauling and sending children to the hospital every single day!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      instead they just make them fatally ill
      >30x the rabies cases
      >infinity times the toxo
      sure sucks when people don’t control their animals huh? none of them are free from sin. humans are too fragile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >> 30x the rabies cases
        yeah you're fricking moronic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >But WORLDWIDE
          Literally who the frick cares about rabies in third world countries? That has less to do with dogs and more to do with god cursing them for sin and heresy. Fun fact: both rabies and leprosy originate in india.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            massive cope

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You know he has a point? This rapies epidemic shit curiously doesn't happen outside of absolute shitholes like africa, india, australia, and poor SEA countries. Everyone else can have dogs and have them under control. And didn't australia have a massive mouse plague out of nowhere a few months after they legalized same sex marriage?

              Obviously something's going on.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So rabies is mostly a muzzy/pagan/bogan thing? Sure. Dogs are fine now. Well I have news for you

                Look at toxo prevalence. Yes, poor countries are dirty and can't stop animals from spreading disease. But what did germany do i wonder?
                >weimar
                >then nazis
                >then more weimar

                Cats are fine now. Toxo only punishes the evil.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                German’s obsession in coprophilia obviously. Belgium also in deep red which also are coprophilic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >rapies epidemic
                >rapies
                lol also true
                he is completely wrong though, he claimed cats cause 30x the rabies cases as dogs, which he just pulled out his ass.
                >b-but i don't care about the 3rd world
                picrel is all cases of rabies in just the US from 2009-2019. how many cats do you see on there? now how many dogs?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >All these people bit in other countries
                Dirty countries can't keep animals or people free of disease. When you let animals roam they tend to get rabies. No shit sherlock. Who was talking about rabies to humans? They just said rabies. Smaller animals are easy to run away from when they're rabid, of course. That doesn't mean it's not a problem. The animal will die, and spread the disease to other animals it interacts with.

                https://www.merckvetmanual.com/cat-owners/brain,-spinal-cord,-and-nerve-disorders-of-cats/rabies-in-cats
                >No cat-to-cat rabies transmission has been recorded, and no feline strain of rabies virus is known. However, cats are the most commonly reported rabid domestic animal in the United States. The virus is present in the saliva of rabid cats, and people have developed rabies after being bitten by a rabid cat. Reported cases in domestic cats have outnumbered those in dogs in the United States in every year since 1990.

                https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/location/usa/surveillance/domestic_animals.html
                >The institution of mandatory dog vaccination programs has halted the natural spread of rabies among domestic dogs, which are no longer considered a rabies reservoir in the United States. Nonetheless, around 60 to 70 dogs and more than 250 cats are reported rabid each year. Nearly all these animals were unvaccinated and acquired rabies from wildlife (such as bats, raccoons, and skunks).

                Roaming animal = rabies. This isn't a cats and dogs issue. This is a KEEP YOUR FRICKING PETS INSDIE YOU DUMB FRICKING homosexual SHIT issue.

                CATS DO NOT BELONG OUTSIDE
                DOGS DO NOT BELONG OUTSIDE

                KEEP YOUR FRICKING PETS INSIDE YOU DUMB FRICKING homosexual SHIT

                LEASHES AND FENCES ARE MANDATORY FOR *ALL ANIMALS*. PERIOD. NOT A CATS VS. DOGS ISSUE. ALL. ANIMALS. CONTAINED. PERIOD.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I love how people are just desperate to put one animal over the other

                >750 human deaths that would not have happened if cats were kept indoors
                >Yeah, but, 20,000 people needed BANDAIDS because of dog bites!
                >yeah but uncontrolled dogs in india have rabies
                Who fricking cares

                Uncontrolled animals are bad no matter what. When you point to what's happening in india, that's not relevant. Nobody here lives in india. Roaming cats are the last major problem we have and people are dying because of them. Pitbull maulings are over twenty times less common than toxo deaths. If outdoor cats, especially "farm cats", were eliminated, the amount of toxo in the food supply would plummet.
                >But dogs
                750 people.
                >But... dogs!
                Seven hundred and fifty people died.
                >But... dogs!
                Yes, between bites and rabies, 100 people died. All the rabies cases were from persistent stray populations (ie: rez dogs). Almost all the bites were pitublls and rottweilers. That's a lesser problem we can tackle after getting cats out of our food supply. One hundred is a smaller problem than seven hundred and fifty. Once people can accept animal control applied to cats, we know we can go around killing all the pitbulls/rottweilers and shooting the rez dogs.

                seething+didn't read+still letting my cat outside

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I use a sufficient dose for both cats and dogs :^)

                Petgays seething

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah if you live in a Crack house

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    Anonymous

    Sick 3 image dump, let's keep it coming

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    Anonymous

    Don't really understand why the government keep spending taxpayers' moneys so that actual schizos can seethe about toxo or whatever on this shithole.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but they're cute: that's the only thing that matters when it comes to owning a pet

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any video sites that have cats being hunted / attacked by animals? Can't seem to find anything, but can find plenty of dogs being attacked, raccoons, all other types of animals. Just nothing about cats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but can find plenty of dogs being attacked, raccoons, all other types of animals
      sauce?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Smartest cat owner

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Very coherent toxo reply

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >le toxo
              definitely a bot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Toxed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    more seething brain parasites pls

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dogs have knots
    >Cat “clits” actually hurt during intercourse
    Doggays are predominantly female which includes OP. But do you know that being licked by a cat’s rough tongue feels like grinding right?

    Tribal females domesticated cats that didn’t pose danger towards follow tribesmen for a reason. Everything in animal domestication had a purpose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most deranged post i’ve seen in a while and snapshot woke up an hour ago

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they won't even protect you or be loyal to you.
    Wrong

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stay mad

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >simping for asscrack sniffers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Step one in the toxo defense force playbook.
      > wuddabout dogs even when no one even mentioned them
      Step two in the toxo defense force playbook
      > accuse anyone who isn't foned of cats of being a dog fricker
      Step three in the toxo defense force playbook
      > bring up pibbles specifically for a second attempt at wuddaboutism
      Step four in the toxo defense force playbook
      > you tell me...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >make dog seethe threads that get few replies and then die

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based. It's Rarity btw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literal brain parasite that has infected the majority of the American population)
    Source please

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a starving mouse hiding under the baseboards

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bumping this trash
      kys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        B U M P
        U
        M
        P

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If all cat owners are under mind control, why do people abuse cats?

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    Ok but did you know feathers are basal to archosauria? We even got crocodiles to re-evolve them. Scales are devolved feathers.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still going

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the anticat Black person has been samegaygin replying to himself all night long
    >thread still up
    >more that 150 replies on a extremely slow board
    Yep, the anticatgay is either a mod or a janny

    • 1 year ago
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      >only the anti cat posts are disingenuous

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he's still going

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jannies are doggays. They never delete cat seethe threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. But that insecure buttsniffer would immediately delet anything that hurts his poopeaterino barkerinio buttsnifferino.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dinosaurs had feathers. T Rex had lips. This is just a fact you’re going to have to accept.

        T rex actually had a mane of feathers like a lion or a hyena.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cat seethe threads are dog seethe threads because cathomosexuals are moronic binary thinking drones

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Case in point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get what's wrong with discussing animal attacks on the animal board

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >discussing the very real epidemic of pit bull attacks on children
          >not on my watch
          >discussing the schizophrenic fantasies surrounding a notingburger infection ad nauseam
          >cool and good

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There are about 70 pitbull threads up this very moment that you can discuss that in tho

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Both are bad, but as discussed elsewhere, more people die of toxo than of pitbull maulings. The flipside is pitbull attacks mostly injure and maim, not kill.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              toxo maims children pretty badly too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Jannies are doggays. They never delete cat seethe threads

        https://i.imgur.com/hNhkcbI.png

        >discussing the very real epidemic of pit bull attacks on children
        >not on my watch
        >discussing the schizophrenic fantasies surrounding a notingburger infection ad nauseam
        >cool and good

        genuinely the worst moderation of any board on the site

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Report in the feedback section
          https://www.Wauf.org/feedback

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Alternatively, ignore things you dont like
            Or go back to https://www.reddit.com

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Wauf is le no rules allowed
              I think it's you who needs to go back

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                your shitty millionth pitbull thread broke a rule which is why you want to write crybaby emails

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Which justifies the millionth toxoschizo troll thread being up how exactly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what kind of moronic question is that?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >moron can't follow a conversation

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You should write an email to the MODS about it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This needs more exposure. Mods are actively ignoring reports to this thread.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget to send feedback. Wauf moderation is still ignoring this shitpost thread.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >still seething over a week later
              LMFAO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/LfKCKpu.jpg

            Don't forget to send feedback. Wauf moderation is still ignoring this shitpost thread.

            >I entered a on-topic thread filled with things I don't like... HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
            the absolute state of toxoplasmosis brains. unironically.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This board was a mistake

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    samegayging hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't quote the posts because he knows he'll get proven wrong

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What does the big scary toxoplasmosis even do again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      makes you more attractive and increases your testosterone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      makes people more willing to have sex and take risks.
      right up there with 2 drinks a day on the list of things YOU DO NOT WANT!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you forget how bad cat shit stinks.and defend brain parasites for a living on the internet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Olfactory fatigue happens to all pet owners, not just cats.

        I have cats, dogs, ferrets, and aquariums. My house smells like a barnyard but I don't notice unless I leave for a few days and come back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Makes you forget how bad cat shit stinks
        That definitely hasn't happened yet

        it makes you obsessed with cats, unlike us based dogchads who spend all day making seethe threads about cats

        Cause they're cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you based af

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it makes you obsessed with cats, unlike us based dogchads who spend all day making seethe threads about cats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      turns you into the gigachad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makes homies seethe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively, it makes you more interested in degenerate and deviant sex, and makes you hate the smell of cats. So basically cat hating dog frickers = toxo victims.

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    Anonymous

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    >finland isn't even in Europe, moron. It's in asia.
    this much copium. Maybe you'll think harder next time you make another thread like this again. going to sleep now. and reminder
    you lost. i won

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    Anonymous

    [...]

    toxo threads were some of the very first troll threads on Wauf

    they were started by a tripgay named bugguy, who is very likely the OP of this thread almost 2 decades later since several of the pics posted itt are the same ones posted every week for the last 12 years at least. And his bait still works very well.

    tl;dr: Wauf has never been particularly cat friendly.

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    Anonymous

    [...]

    A feral cat is on the "kill on sight" list of unprotected species in the hunting law of Finland. Might want to lower your first world countries list pal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that homie got owned.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >newbie wannabe confirmed
    >>>/b/
    Remember to lurk moar

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    many people will shoot feral cats because it's in their right to do so in finland. you lost buddy

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are so painfully obviously a /b/tard that it's not even funny anymore. No one else calls this a cat website other than pathetic/b/tards and wannabe newbies who wish they were here 10 year ago when caturday meant something

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >120 replies in 11 hours

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bark bark bark
    >whine whine
    >bark bark

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You could find that for any country you think is first world.

    [...]
    here in northern europe trapping cats and killing feral ones is completely legal (no collar = feral)

    you just proved yourself wrong

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >First worlders don't do things like this.
    but we do that in northern europe

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The link had nothing to do with cats or australia. you lost. to the point where you have to larp as a catgay to change subjects

    [...]
    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/poisoned-tampons-used-to-kill-feral-dogs-in-far-north/ROD75ZLP5A4D6PU5PTDEXLOR5U/
    feral dogs and cats are top 5 worst animials

    cope NZ is first world and you lost

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >outside of the US
    stopped reading there
    also many parts of the us have feral dogs

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not even getting the country right, schizo. you lost

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >keeps on larping as a catgay
    schizobrain when he loses an argument . cope you lost

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    can vary but so far every source has NZ as an example
    >b-but Wauf is a hivemind...trust me guys!!
    once again you lost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the trad definition is just the allies and neutrals in wwii

      that includes OZ and NZ

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    here in northern europe trapping cats and killing feral ones is completely legal (no collar = feral)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's larping as a catgay to prove some useless point. it's pretty sad

      [...]

      guy trying so hard to prove a point which he lost

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Wauf is a hivemind!!
    >anything that disagrees with me is false!!
    cope

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This isn't /b/ you dumbass troll

    Go back
    >>>/b/

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    oh, i have no doubt you spend your time trolling rather than any sort of good-faith engagement. that was my point about credibility. you just ore than once) admitted to being nothing other than a troll who has been trolling in this thread since the beginning.
    of anyone is coping with something iris clearly you. everyone else has real hobbies.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >welcome to my headcanon
    yea, you lost. keep going.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >i-it's third world if i say so!
    yea, you lost

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/poisoned-tampons-used-to-kill-feral-dogs-in-far-north/ROD75ZLP5A4D6PU5PTDEXLOR5U/
    feral dogs and cats are top 5 worst animials

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If this thread was about dogs, janny would've deleted it by now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This board was a mistake

      [...]

      [...]
      Jannies are doggays. They never delete cat seethe threads

      This. But that insecure buttsniffer would immediately delet anything that hurts his poopeaterino barkerinio buttsnifferino.

      Cat seethe threads are dog seethe threads because cathomosexuals are moronic binary thinking drones

      >W-WHY ARENT JANNIES DELETING THIS THREAD WHICH DISCUSSES A BRAIN PARASITE MY CAT GAVE ME????
      The absolute state of toxobrains.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will we ban dogs? They shit everywhere, smeely, loud, barking at everything, and kill people, and maul children. They literally contain rabies and eat shit, and lick you with their filthy asswater mouth. Ban dogs.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Banning cats just opens the door to banning other animals like dogs, so no.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the US...
    Pitbulls kill about 24 people every single year. Rottweilers kill 4. German shepherds kill 2. Mastiffs kill a little over 1. The next 6 most dangerous kill about one to less than 1 person a year. These dogs vary greatly in popularity!

    If the populations were roughly normalized, so every dog were as common as retrievers:
    "Pitbulls" (all bull terriers): 31/yr
    Rottweilers: 14/yr (single breed)
    German shepherd: 7/yr (single breed)
    All mastiffs: 2/yr
    "Huskies" (all large spitzes, often including wolf hybrids): 2/yr
    Retrievers: 0.75/yr

    Every single problem caused by cats disappears if they are contained to their owners property. Most dog bites occur on the owners property. Stop caring about cats. There's something going on with dogs.

    Apparently, no matter how popular they are or aren't, THREE visually identifiable dog types are significantly more deadly than average. These should be exterminated without exception.
    Most large dogs seem to be as dangerous as one another - meaning males should be neutered, and abusive ownership practices like beating and long-term tethering should be cracked down upon, and if people wanna b***h about that we can get rid of every dog over 25lbs.
    Others have been bred to be extremely safe, retrievers being known for their psychological difficulty with delivering powerful bites. These aren't really an issue. The statistical rates we are dealing with here are small. Everything can kill at least one person every year, and this is a big animal that is very common and in constant contact with humans. The most dangerous dog is several times safer than a flatscreen TV. But it's still too damn much for something with free will, don't you think?

    Considering cats are just kill birds and leave diseased shit in gardens and sandboxes and ONLY if they're outside and roaming?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's probably at least half a dozen anti-pitbull threads up right now, yeah? So why are you trying to whatabout your parasite for pibble. Is that all you fricking got? "Whatabout pibbles?"
      Kek every time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your ignoring everything else. Dogs and cats are vermins once feral. Both kept inside are fine.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. I did a tl;dr the second I seen "pitbull"at the very fricking top of your dumbass whatabout post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But once they're 4rd generation feral they're healthy a ripe for being reintroduced to humans for selective breeding again.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They're still invasive and vermin everywhere. both animals are top 5 worst animals because of humans because when feral

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically defending a brain parasite
    what the frick is wrong with catgays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, ikr?
      This thread they are actually defending the actual parasites themselves instead of just cat ownership like most of these threads.
      This thread has proven to be even greater evidence of toxo mind control than the whole litter box next to the fridge thing they always do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I made it clear that I don't hate cat they are just dumb animals.
      Catgays are a whole different story though. You may be dumb animals too, but holy frick you are supposed to be human and have reason and common fricking sense.
      Did the parasites take that from you too?

      LMAO, ikr?
      This thread they are actually defending the actual parasites themselves instead of just cat ownership like most of these threads.
      This thread has proven to be even greater evidence of toxo mind control than the whole litter box next to the fridge thing they always do

      This. I don't even "mind" cats. But owning them is just straight up stupid. They unironically serve no purpose. All they do is leave hair everywhere, fight diseased rodents, etc.
      You know all those crazy cat ladies you see? No doubt in my mind they're infected with a heavy load of toxoplasmosis.
      You rarely ever see a "crazy dog person".
      Cats were literally only used for diseased rodent control. Dogs were used for hunting and shit. But we have modern houses and shit now to usually keep rodents out. So cats go out and bring rodents to you. Which they kill with their claws and stuff, which also then come into contact with you later.
      Crazy catgays with cat litter scattered around and shit have heavy loads of toxoplasmosis and they're stuck with it for life. And it's considered "normal" because so much of the population has it. A literal uncurable brain parasite. If it ever evolves we're fricked. Literall plague inc. tier. All catgays need mass genocide.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >All catgays need mass genocide
        So glad we have you to protect us, brave anticat crusader. We will soon be free from our evil cat overlords. Keep up the good fight! Almost there now!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They unironically serve no purpose.
        Owning them is fine as long as you keep them inside. It's no different from any other pet as long as you keep them inside. It's the owners fault not dogs. You and anyone shouldn't give a frick if someone has a pet that doesn't cause any harm.

        You think we don't already know we can get toxo from undercooked meat?
        Bruh....
        Toxo still required cats for it's survival and spread, which is done through cat shit. Did the fricking cow get toxo from eating meat too?

        [...]
        This thread proves humans are dumb as frick too

        Keep cats inside

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          naw homie not even my point. you're ignoring this

          You're right. I did a tl;dr the second I seen "pitbull"at the very fricking top of your dumbass whatabout post

          for example

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't stop now man. I honestly believe if you can just convince about 500.000,000 cat owners to give up their pets, the rest will all fall in line. Telling them they should die is undoubtedly purr-suading almost one or two every year that you post!
        I personally went out and got a new kitty last year while you were posting, but I'm sure other people probably listen to you a lot or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you seem very knowledgeable, being a medical doctor and all.
        wait, you are a medical doctor, right?
        Have I been trolled by an eastern european again? and on Wauf of all places! Drat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pure projection. It’s dogs nowadays that have lost their purpose, with the vast majority of dogs being owned solely for “companionship” despite being huge dirty, destructive creatures that need to be walked and cleaned up after everyday. Too many dog owners don’t clean up their dog shit, meanwhile cats are independent, don’t require being cared for constantly, and are much smaller and cause less mess and destruction.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neither animal has a purpose, because your only “purpose”, is to eat, work, frick, pay taxes, and raise the next slave to stuff the wallets of your master and dogs and cars don’t figure in to that.
          Both animals shit and piss.
          And you need to clean up after both animals because all animal shit spreads disease.

          Why do doggays and catgays think they’re different? You’re the same people. Carnivora is carnivora. Cats are just smaller, dumber dogs that know how to keep their turds fresh for later.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            because their egos are based on pet ownership
            >i have a dog so im manly
            >i have a cat so im smart
            >t. two moronic b***hes
            if you take the pets these people have 0 sense of self worth lol!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dirty
          *kicks litter all over, tracks it across the house*
          *sprays on the carpet*
          >destructive
          *claws the frick out of your furniture and bookcases, knocks shit off the tables and countertops*
          >need to be walked
          *continues being a shit until you spent an hour playing with them*
          >and cleaned up after
          *starts pissing and shitting on the floor if you don't scoop its old crusty shit and piss out of a box of dirt in your house*
          >don't clean up their shit
          *is let out by frustrated owner, leaves shit all over the neighborhood to never be picked up*
          >independent
          *resorts to eating garbage if no one feed them*
          >don't require being cared for
          *resorts to a semi-feral state of mind, becomes aggressive and fearful towards humans, because it was tossed outside and being left alone = cat destroys house*
          >and are much smaller
          *is big enough to kill small dogs*
          >and cause less mess and destruction
          *spreads parasites that cause 750 deaths a year, spreads 30x more rabies than dogs, causes bird, lizard, amphibian, and small mammal extinctions on a yearly basis*
          All cat owners fault btw. Cats are fine pets, but they need to be contained to their owners property, trained, socialized, and picked up after.

          inb4 meltdown
          inb4 my cat would never
          >my dog is fine
          inb4 muh dogfrickers
          >muh toxo
          inb4 you cry because catgays = doggays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cats never had a purpose. I’m not talking what choice of pet you like, I have both. But dogs are better than cats and more useful even today. I love both, but this is a fact.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Cats never had a purpose
            They had a purpose like guard dogs had a purpose. People saw them attacking some unwanted things a few times and figured they work. Sure, guard dogs can be bribed, and they're very easy to kill, and they're prone to attacking the wrong people. And cats don't really get rid of mice because they're lazy hunters and mice are too smart for them. But whether or not they fulfilled that purpose is irrelevant to whether or not they had one.

            You had a purpose too, to produce children and continue your family line and bolster the workforce and military, but here you are as a childless zoophile ranting about how dogs are totally useful because they are only useful to people who are infinitely more intelligent and qualified than you.

            You? You do not need any pets because you are not a farmer or a soldier or a cop, and strictly speaking, you should not have any pets either. They distract from your work and they distract from your purpose of having children. You like purposes right? That's yours.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >And cats don't really get rid of mice because they're lazy hunters and mice are too smart for them
              I used to have mice until I got a cat. They were gone in less than a week. Now he catches one or two every winter when they try to invade the house, but that's it.
              get cat, no mice.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that they're still returning means they have a colony in, under, or right by your house and have just adapted their behavior to be harder to detect. It's a fact that the "mice fear cats" thing wears off after about four weeks. You have that period to seal all entrances, remove possible nest sites, and seal up all your food. Or else the mice will come back and just avoid the cat. Typically they move in to the walls given time. You missed your window and I am not shitting you here, you have to get a second cat to get it back.

                They don't do shit to rats either
                https://travislongcore.net/2021/05/15/no-chicago-feral-cats-dont-control-rats/

                There's always a guard dog gay who swears his dog fought off a robber too. But there's also a hundred where the dog attacked the mailman or was poisoned a week before they got robbed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I live in the country, there's mice everywhere

                I think it means you're a moron on the internet defending a lie that you're emotionally attached to. But maybe I'm wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >There's mice everywhere!
                Mow your lawn. A 1/2 acre around your house should just be mowed lawn.
                Stop growing plants around your foundation like an old lady. There should be gavel there and nothing else. Put a weed barrier under the gravel.
                Patch any holes leading to a crawlspace or basement and any holes in your siding.

                >A lie
                If cats get rid of mice why do we still have both cats and mice? Because they just spook them a little moron. Cats don't get rid of mice. Humans do.

                I can't believe Waufcels would rather have cats than mow their lawn and shitty dogs than good relations with their neighbors. Ya'll need to grow the frick up.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what is your deal with mice? I don't care if there's mice in my yard or even in my walls or basement.

                I don't want mice in the living areas of my house. I got a cat and he murdered them all. Now he murders any mouse that enters a part of the house he can get into.

                I don't need advice on getting rid of mice, I have a cat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i don't care if there are mice in my walls or basement
                cat person filth and neglect gives doggays refusal to clean up the muddy pawprints and dry off the sopping wet legs and bellies a run for its money
                >i dont need advice on getting rid of mice, btw i have mice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you fricking moronic?

                I own dogs too.
                sometimes my dogs will kill mice as well, but the cat gets most of them. He also eats flies, spiders, and anything else smaller than a poodle that wanders in through my front door.

                how does it feel not owning a house and thinking most people only own one type of pet?
                Do they take you out on field trips often?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >filthy moron owns a dog
                unsurprising

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >autistic moron doesn't own a house
                >will never own a house
                >even his parents aren't leaving him the house because they know he can't afford to keep it
                owning pets is a problem you will never have to deal with.
                Like having sex and paying taxes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You need to surround yourself with animals if you own a house
                they already told you how to prevent mice from getting into your shit without using cats jesus christ why are dogcatfrickers so self centered

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                if you owned a house you'd know you can't seal it off completely.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I own a house in the country and i dont have vermin cats or mice
                Sounnds like youre just dirty and moronic

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn’t ranting just saying a fact. I have a 2 year old. How many kids you have? Your cats doesn’t count.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a 2 year old
                Parents shouldn’t be posting on Wauf. Imagine having to live with the fact that your father was shitposting on the anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum for losers when he could’ve been taking care of you instead. Don’t do that to your kid, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously dude, just commit seppuku. You’re one sad sack of shit lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he's not wrong tbf
                imagine having a kid and still posting here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                By judging the catgay’s mental state, I’d say a dad posting on Wauf has to be the least of his worries.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                esl

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Cats never had a purpose
            They had a purpose like guard dogs had a purpose. People saw them attacking some unwanted things a few times and figured they work. Sure, guard dogs can be bribed, and they're very easy to kill, and they're prone to attacking the wrong people. And cats don't really get rid of mice because they're lazy hunters and mice are too smart for them. But whether or not they fulfilled that purpose is irrelevant to whether or not they had one.

            You had a purpose too, to produce children and continue your family line and bolster the workforce and military, but here you are as a childless zoophile ranting about how dogs are totally useful because they are only useful to people who are infinitely more intelligent and qualified than you.

            You? You do not need any pets because you are not a farmer or a soldier or a cop, and strictly speaking, you should not have any pets either. They distract from your work and they distract from your purpose of having children. You like purposes right? That's yours.

            ha ha ha oh shit bro just walk away. you just got rectum rekt out so hard goatse guy wants to know how you did it.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a cat

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting this mad at a "parasite" that makes you even manlier and fearless
    couldn't be me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that parasite will most likely come from eating meat so if you eat meat it doesn't matter if you have a cat or not, you pretty much have toxo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon
      Catgays are never known as manly or fearless
      On the contrary LMAO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >even the cat is weirded out
        >wants to leave
        >mentally ill owner wont let it

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread every time
    why can't you idiots understand the difference between an indoor cat and a cat that goes outside? dumbasses itt

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO YOU CAN'T HECKING LIKE CATS EVERYONE SHOULD BE LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M A SELF CENTERED gayARINO NOOOOOO

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem sorry

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be happy enough if we just applied the same leash laws to cats that are applied to dogs.
    If a dog is running around without it's owner animal control comes and takes the dog off the street, even when it's small breeds that post zero danger to people. Apply the same shit to cats. I'm sick of dealing with all my neighbors cats that close to the point where poison baiting is on the table

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      https://i.imgur.com/3KauGYT.jpg

      They do nothing but carry and spread toxoplasmosis (literal brain parasite that has infected the majority of the American population), fling feces litter everywhere, bring diseased rodents to your front door (which they bite and lick, using the same mouth they use to bite or lick you later), and to top it all off, they won't even protect you or be loyal to you.

      Cats should just not be allowed to run amok outside without being on a leash or being trained to stay at their owner's side.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you believe your schizophrenia was caused by toxoplasmosis, OP?

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >birdgay absolutely RATTLED
    nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about 96% certain there is no "birdgay" and it's just typical doggays being buttblistered as usual when people disagree with them that dogs are G-d's perfect (smelly, loud) creatures.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody wants you here, israelite

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure is salty smelly samegay in here
    Dont you have a reeking litterbox to bleach?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You litterally felt the need to a make an entire thread furiously whining about cats.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not my thread litterbreath

        My cats go outside and kill your birds.

        Youre the reason why im extra sadistic when i catch strays

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And you're the reason I'm a vegetarian but make an exception for one animal: dogs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think i care about what shitty meat you eat?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nobody believes your embarrassing larps

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you cant be this naive

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you've never once posted anything resembling proof.
              you just post your cat murder fantasies from your mom's basement

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Get fricked cat glowie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lel
                just embarrassing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You glow in the dark

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >implying doggays don't actually rage like this 24/7
            It's pretty moronic of whoever made up this theory about a "birdgay" because they refused to believe doggays were this mentally unstable. They literally let their pets eat their kids then go on the internet and defend the dog.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My cats go outside and kill your birds.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure dogs carry some brain parisite that makes doggays seethe about cats 24/7 at this point to tbchwydb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That would explain how some people behave with agressive dogs
      Sure cats can be buttholes but at least they are not going to rip out your throat because your breathed too loudly and triggered their ''protection instinct'' or whatever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen pitbull ass muscles? Or noticed that the majority of intact dogs are pitbulls and GSDs? Yeah. “Mind parasite”. It’s called not believing in morality.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What smell?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The litterbox got me thinking of a question for you cat people....
      If a person were to be naked and use a box of sandy clay to urinate and deficate in (there is some urine and poop in there, and some soiled clay sand because it falls through the holes in the scooper) then sometimes dig and cover it up then immediately step out onto your floors then jump on your bed and sit on your pillow with his bare ass and genitals to then lick his butthole then lick his hands and feet to clean them... would you let this person stay in your house?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i don't have a litterbox, all our cats live outside and do their business in the garden. we don't allow animals indoors. not every cat person is filthy, anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          having a garden full of cat shit meets my definition of a filthy person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no, it substitutes for a fertilizer. keep seething doggay.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Carnivore shit is too acidic and high in nitrogen. It kills plants and causes fungus to grow. It’s also full of parasites. Unless you have a horse all your pets shit must be picked up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You know nothing about gardening and youre probably larping about having one, stinky filthy cathomosexual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know this is bait, but the concept of using cat shit as fertilizer is so uniquely disgusting to me that I'll be skipping breakfast

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no, it substitutes for a fertilizer. keep seething doggay.

          obvious bait

          having a garden full of cat shit meets my definition of a filthy person

          Carnivore shit is too acidic and high in nitrogen. It kills plants and causes fungus to grow. It’s also full of parasites. Unless you have a horse all your pets shit must be picked up.

          You know nothing about gardening and youre probably larping about having one, stinky filthy cathomosexual

          >falling for it
          why are Wauf posters so autistic? i notice people take even the shittiest of bait here, way more than other boards

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being this desperate for a public ban
    If you want one even quicker, just go talk shit about anime in Wauf or Wauf
    Cat site

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >IMAGINE THIS LE DESPERATE FOR A PUBLIC BANNERINO!!
      I'm I made this thread unironically with a clear message. There is literally no point in cats.
      Im not even a huge dog person. But at least Dogs can hunt with you, herd animals, etc.
      Cats are just straight up fricking useless and spread toxoplasmosis. Permanent and uncurable. Even a fricking snake or something at least it won't knock shit off counters and spread shit litter everywhere and give you uncurable brain parasites.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty bait
        Not even a (You)
        Also toxoplasmosis is beneficial for human males, a massive T influx and a loss of fear is the perfect gift for the apex of Earth.
        If the price of that is loving cats even more (also a plus) then so be it.
        Only trannies hate toxoplasmosis, because it makes them more manly

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >troony obsessed brain parasite internet defence league

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >huge testosterone production increment
            >troony parasite
            ????

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >having a brain parasite that increases already normal testosterone levels is... LE GOOD
              Guess the toxoplasmosis host will always defend cats meme is real.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The meme has been confirmed real since before it was a meme.
                Growing up I always wondered why the frick nearly every cat owner I knew kept the litter box in the kitchen next to human food storage instead of anywhere else in the fricking house. Or how 90% would leave their cats out to roam for days and come home full of fleas and shit that the owners had to deal with only to let the cat go back out and do it again. non of that shit ever made sense to me till I came across some toxoplasma info and suddenly all the weird shit cat owners do made sense.
                All the shit cat owners do is beneficial for the parasite to thrive and spread

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Growing up I always wondered why the frick nearly every cat owner I knew kept the litter box in the kitchen next to human food storage
                Seems like you surrounded yourself with moronic slobs, sorry about that
                I know schizoid cat ladies that keep the litter in its own room Away from everything

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it is GOOD, tell me one single reason why having more T as a male is bad?
                Only weak beta homosexuals and trannies hate toxoCHADmosis

                The meme has been confirmed real since before it was a meme.
                Growing up I always wondered why the frick nearly every cat owner I knew kept the litter box in the kitchen next to human food storage instead of anywhere else in the fricking house. Or how 90% would leave their cats out to roam for days and come home full of fleas and shit that the owners had to deal with only to let the cat go back out and do it again. non of that shit ever made sense to me till I came across some toxoplasma info and suddenly all the weird shit cat owners do made sense.
                All the shit cat owners do is beneficial for the parasite to thrive and spread

                Never, ever, seen a single person who did any of this.
                Litter goes either on the bathroom, the laundry room or the backyard below a roof
                Only morons who don't really care about cats let them roam outside their house or walled backyards.
                Also obvious samegay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I knew someone who kept a litter box tucked in a corner if their livingroom and that's the weirdest "cat lady shit" ive ever seen
                Oh, and i guess i had a gf who would smooch and "bite" paws, but i think she was too autistic to realize theyre covered in shit and i didn't care enough to ever explain to her

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your experience is not to be trusted since you are a catgay.
                But everyone else already knows what I said is true because everyone else already has their experience walking into a cat house and seeing the litter box next to a refrigerator or pantry after getting past the suffocating smell of cat piss

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >phoneposter
                >on a extremely low end phone
                >using the web browser
                >and thinks screenshots are proof enough about being or not a samegay
                talking about smell, you couldn't reek any more of newbie discord raider
                cat site
                toxochadmosis good
                simple facts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ad hominem
                >But mfw posting while in muh comfy bed instead of sitting in front my computer

                I doubt you ever leave your mom's house
                I'd bet money you've never been to anyone else's house.

                Another ad hominem

                LMAO
                You can try attacking me all you want but we still know everyone else has their own experiences dealing with catgays. Hell, I wasn't even replying to a catgays in the first place but you fricks gotta defend your shitty brain parasites at all costs, because you aren't even defending cats at this point. You are literally defending fricking parasites kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                just keep the cat inside and it's fine. cats aren't a problem, just like dogs aren't a problem. it's the owner

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why I direct all ire at catgays (catgay being a derogatory for outdoor cat owners specifically)
                Indoor cat owners aren't included in these arguments except when they defend my stance on keeping your cats inside your own property.
                But this thread is specifically about a parasite associated with cats

                >paleoschizo still hasn't learnt what an ad hom is post #34,987

                >yfw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                tldr cats are fine outdoor cats aren't

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >paleoschizo still hasn't learnt what an ad hom is post #34,987

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                do you really think some anon would go through the trouble of fricking around with a VPN or whatever just to argue with you on a tibetan basket weaving website about cats?
                have you taken all your meds today?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. I do it all thetime

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that does speak volumes about you and what you actually are more than anything. you also just made it clear youre very susceptible to projection, and that alone destroyed your credibility in this thread. one could even argue that you just provide anecdotal evidence of what everyone is saying about the effects of t. gondii on the brain.
                good job, anon!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt you ever leave your mom's house
                I'd bet money you've never been to anyone else's house.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                still waiting for why is toxo harmful for human males

                https://i.imgur.com/PMVXgKX.jpg

                >y-youre a le samegay!!!!
                The absolute state of Cat owners when they know they've lost. Many such cases. Don't worry you'll never admit defeat though because the parasite will make you simp for cats until you die alone, truth hurts

                >same resolution
                >same timezone in filename
                you are the stupidest samegay newBlack person I seen in a good while

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >being in a same common timezone makes you... LE SAME
                I'll be contacting researchers to let them know toxoplasmosis also causes moronation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >same timezone
                >same low end screen resolution on phone
                >same hatred for cats
                >same way writing
                gee, doesn't take a detective, newBlack person samehomosexual
                also still waiting for

                https://i.imgur.com/2zTIYK1.jpg

                still waiting for why is toxo harmful for human males

                [...]
                >same resolution
                >same timezone in filename
                you are the stupidest samegay newBlack person I seen in a good while

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then whoever this other anon is must be based as frick. Now keep being a good slave and worship cats while the toxoplasmosis keeps living in your brain rent free

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought I made it clear that I don't hate cat they are just dumb animals.
                Catgays are a whole different story though. You may be dumb animals too, but holy frick you are supposed to be human and have reason and common fricking sense.
                Did the parasites take that from you too?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Almost every animal is dumb tbh. Only animals that aren't dumb are humans, certain apes and probably dolphins

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They may have been moronic before the parasites.
                One thing is for sure, they are conspiracy brained as frick and I can only imagine the devastation Wauf has had on their mental health and paranoia. It's the exact same conspiracy brained shit you see in /misc/ all day long

                I'm the other Anon the keep calling us samegay about btw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >unironically defending a brain parasite
                what the frick is wrong with catgays

                LMAO, ikr?
                This thread they are actually defending the actual parasites themselves instead of just cat ownership like most of these threads.
                This thread has proven to be even greater evidence of toxo mind control than the whole litter box next to the fridge thing they always do

                https://www.fda.gov/food/people-risk-foodborne-illness/toxoplasma-food-safety-moms-be
                Toxo comes from eating mainly meat so you don't need to be a catgay to get it. This thread is bad since OP already contradicted imself many times

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You think we don't already know we can get toxo from undercooked meat?
                Bruh....
                Toxo still required cats for it's survival and spread, which is done through cat shit. Did the fricking cow get toxo from eating meat too?

                Almost every animal is dumb tbh. Only animals that aren't dumb are humans, certain apes and probably dolphins

                This thread proves humans are dumb as frick too

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >y-youre a le samegay!!!!
                The absolute state of Cat owners when they know they've lost. Many such cases. Don't worry you'll never admit defeat though because the parasite will make you simp for cats until you die alone, truth hurts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't answer

                do you believe your schizophrenia was caused by toxoplasmosis?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have schizophrenia. Even if I did, I would be schizophrenic than have a brain parasite that subconsciously controls you into simping for cats like they're gods. Makes me wonder if the reason ancient Egypt collapsed is because literally everyone had toxoplasmosis 10 fold and infected every single fetus.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Makes me wonder if the reason ancient Egypt collapsed is because literally everyone had toxoplasmosis 10 fold and infected every single fetus.

                I'm not certain ancient egypt ever collapsed, but they certainly had toxo

                >https://puj.journals.ekb.eg/article_87417_a58d86a5b2344a26876cb959baa9024d.pdf

                So you don't believe you have schizophrenia and thus don't resent cats for giving it to you. Fair enough. Most schizophrenics don't believe they have schizophrenia so that's expected.

                has a doctor ever told you that you're schizophrenic?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that parasite will most likely come from eating meat so if you eat meat it doesn't matter if you have a cat or not, you pretty much have toxo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically
        Sad
        >clear message
        If you say so lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Noticed that you're bringing dogs into your argument for no reason at all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell is that homosexual?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Soot, owner of that soijak-themed spinoff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mark Zuckerberg, creator of 9gag

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should ban OP instead.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Keep spreading cat hate
    Ostracize cat people, remind them theyre dirty and smelly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy obsessed...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ok dirty smelly cat person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok dirty smelly cat person

      >wow i sure am glad that i don't have that brain parasite that makes you obsessed with cats. could never be me haha... ha...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing a cat scurry from under a parked car or bush is revolting. IDK what it is about these animals but they are just hair raising, like sewer rat level revulsion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cat website.
      Go back, tourist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I read knowyourmeme guys
        Anime website. Cats were a passing fad that moved to reddit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie doesn't realize that this is a cat website
          Many such a cases

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My cat doesn't have any of these problems

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