Bluetongues are beautiful animals that - like elephants, cheetahs, birds, etc - naturally roam across a wide territory (especially the males) and should never be kept in captivity.
You reptile abusers don't care about the animals you imprison in glass and plastic cells in your bedrooms.
If you did you'd guillotine them and put them out of their misery.
I'm not even baiting. It's just true, and you fucking know it.
Nah bro! A proper anthropomorphizing would be like saying: I bet her smooth scaled body would feel amazing to caress while her slick blue tongue worked my cock harder than a 8 year old in a chinese sweatshop. Her cloaca was dripping and puffy just from the whiff of my musk.
There you go my manz, anthro'd that lizard real good for ya.
Used to do this actually. Had a big 2x1m outdoor enclosure I made by hand and would just catch Blue Tongues to keep temporarily before letting them go when I felt like it.
Also caught other reptiles like Eastern Water Dragons, Major Skinks, and Bearded Dragons.
> No Shinglebacks, the most based of all Ozzie lizzies?
None in my area sadly. Unless I want to buy I can’t really get them.
They’re also not the most based of our lizards; Land Mullets are (see one in anon’s pic here)
https://i.imgur.com/ST0ajZq.jpg
>shinglebacks >blue tongues >land mullets >king skinks
I fucking love all the big, fat skinks
What is this guy called?
I'm sorry the file is so large yet the quality is such dogshit. My photos are always the same dimensions regardless of whether they're good or not.
That's a snake with feet
You're an ape with more brain
>shinglebacks
>blue tongues
>land mullets
>king skinks
I fucking love all the big, fat skinks
I love them. Just looking at blue tongues shinglebacks, and all the other goofy Australian skinks makes me laugh.
Who needs anti-depressants.
Bluetongues are beautiful animals that - like elephants, cheetahs, birds, etc - naturally roam across a wide territory (especially the males) and should never be kept in captivity.
You reptile abusers don't care about the animals you imprison in glass and plastic cells in your bedrooms.
If you did you'd guillotine them and put them out of their misery.
I'm not even baiting. It's just true, and you fucking know it.
retard anthropomorphizes an animal case no #3463561
Nah bro! A proper anthropomorphizing would be like saying: I bet her smooth scaled body would feel amazing to caress while her slick blue tongue worked my cock harder than a 8 year old in a chinese sweatshop. Her cloaca was dripping and puffy just from the whiff of my musk.
There you go my manz, anthro'd that lizard real good for ya.
>You think animals feel pain? Umm… anthropomorphizing!
>living peacefully in an enclosure is pain
Right
retard
2 weeks ago
I have these in my backyard.
pics or literally didn't happen
From a few days ago.
absolute madlad actually has them
I'm mighty impressed
When you're Australian these $400-600 lizzers just show up in your yard like raccoons
Different individual from a few months ago.
I'm so fucking Jealous that Vegimite fuckers get such cool reptiles in their backyard. I'd be a menace collecting them like Pokémon.
Used to do this actually. Had a big 2x1m outdoor enclosure I made by hand and would just catch Blue Tongues to keep temporarily before letting them go when I felt like it.
Also caught other reptiles like Eastern Water Dragons, Major Skinks, and Bearded Dragons.
No Shinglebacks, the most based of all Ozzie lizzies?
Wish I had literally any lizards near me. Cold sucks, though we get a huge diversity of birds migrating through
> No Shinglebacks, the most based of all Ozzie lizzies?
None in my area sadly. Unless I want to buy I can’t really get them.
They’re also not the most based of our lizards; Land Mullets are (see one in anon’s pic here)
I dunno, I think shinglebacks take the cake for most based lizard in the world. Possibly the most based reptile, maybe even the most based animal
Same, bro.
If not for Australia having such a shitty government I'd be banging my head against their gates until they let me in near the coast.
Based. Here’s one who lives under my shed
I want to ride a horse size one to war.
Same