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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this guy called?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry the file is so large yet the quality is such dogshit. My photos are always the same dimensions regardless of whether they're good or not.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a snake with feet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're an ape with more brain

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shinglebacks
    >blue tongues
    >land mullets
    >king skinks
    I fricking love all the big, fat skinks

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them. Just looking at blue tongues shinglebacks, and all the other goofy Australian skinks makes me laugh.
    Who needs anti-depressants.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bluetongues are beautiful animals that - like elephants, cheetahs, birds, etc - naturally roam across a wide territory (especially the males) and should never be kept in captivity.
    You reptile abusers don't care about the animals you imprison in glass and plastic cells in your bedrooms.
    If you did you'd guillotine them and put them out of their misery.
    I'm not even baiting. It's just true, and you fricking know it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron anthropomorphizes an animal case no #3463561

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah bro! A proper anthropomorphizing would be like saying: I bet her smooth scaled body would feel amazing to caress while her slick blue tongue worked my wiener harder than a 8 year old in a chinese sweatshop. Her cloaca was dripping and puffy just from the whiff of my musk.

        There you go my manz, anthro'd that lizard real good for ya.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You think animals feel pain? Umm… anthropomorphizing!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >living peacefully in an enclosure is pain
          Right

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 weeks ago

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have these in my backyard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics or literally didn't happen

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        From a few days ago.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Y0OxeQO.jpg

          [...]
          Different individual from a few months ago.

          absolute madlad actually has them
          I'm mighty impressed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you're Australian these $400-600 lizzers just show up in your yard like raccoons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/2AY4UIE.jpg

        From a few days ago.

        Different individual from a few months ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2AY4UIE.jpg

      From a few days ago.

      https://i.imgur.com/Y0OxeQO.jpg

      [...]
      Different individual from a few months ago.

      I'm so fricking Jealous that Vegimite frickers get such cool reptiles in their backyard. I'd be a menace collecting them like Pokémon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Used to do this actually. Had a big 2x1m outdoor enclosure I made by hand and would just catch Blue Tongues to keep temporarily before letting them go when I felt like it.
        Also caught other reptiles like Eastern Water Dragons, Major Skinks, and Bearded Dragons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Shinglebacks, the most based of all Ozzie lizzies?

          Wish I had literally any lizards near me. Cold sucks, though we get a huge diversity of birds migrating through

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > No Shinglebacks, the most based of all Ozzie lizzies?
            None in my area sadly. Unless I want to buy I can’t really get them.
            They’re also not the most based of our lizards; Land Mullets are (see one in anon’s pic here)

            https://i.imgur.com/ST0ajZq.jpg

            >shinglebacks
            >blue tongues
            >land mullets
            >king skinks
            I fricking love all the big, fat skinks

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno, I think shinglebacks take the cake for most based lizard in the world. Possibly the most based reptile, maybe even the most based animal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, bro.
        If not for Australia having such a shitty government I'd be banging my head against their gates until they let me in near the coast.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2AY4UIE.jpg

      From a few days ago.

      https://i.imgur.com/Y0OxeQO.jpg

      [...]
      Different individual from a few months ago.

      Based. Here’s one who lives under my shed

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to ride a horse size one to war.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

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