big dog meme

>7 years
>dead
When will people learn that big dogs are unhealthy?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you're body is going to live forever
    it's like people that eat healthy allllllll the time.
    get some ribs, motherfucker.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for all the shit that pitbulls get, I think mastiffs are probably the closest approximation to a """nanny dog"""

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think those would be newfoundlanders.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if dogs were engineered for health instead of dysgenic freak traits.
    Well you don't have to imagine because border collies exist, but there is room for improvement so that they don't explode with arthritis and cancer by age 10.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the dogs that randomly go deaf and suffer from epilepsy from literally breeding for autism?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bred for health
      >arthritis and cancer by age 10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well you don't have to imagine because border collies exist
      Those weren't bred for health, they were bred for function. They're more like living disposable tools rather than family pets.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        border collies be like "seizures at 5? yeah but i rounded up those sheep way faster than my granddad who is also my dad and brother."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have met so many 15+ year old huskies and malamutes in perfect health there is no excuse for that not being the baseline lifespan for large dogs (60+ lbs) and below average for smaller ones like border collies (30lbs). But I'm in the northern US. A ton of huskies/malamutes up here are bred entirely as working dogs and differ more between kennel than AKC breeds differ between each other and almost all of them totally violate the AKC's breed standards.

      A herding dog bred purely for health already does exist, the herding equivalent of working huskies. Huntaways and heading dogs. They use them in new zealand and mix in healthy border collie stock among other things. Border collies themselves are shit. They are all highly inbred and suffer from poorly understood genetic disorders and rapid aging. Despite being very large, NZ's herding landraces often live past 15.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        please, please do not joke about border collies health. when a BC has to be put down or dies from accidental contact with ivermectin, someone loses a friend, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a wife.... we should all feel very bad for that surviving dog.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what dogs live most on average?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          most of terriers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >border collies (30lbs)
        ???

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VFKVJhM.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/zix8DR7.jpg

      >small dog lives longer
      People have claimed to have 30 year old chihuahuas (they are also more aggressive bull terriers btfo)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AmStaff Bull Terrier
      Die

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes anon, that is clearly an AmStaff

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bull Terrier
      Gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in a place as fucking miserable (west norfolk chads know) as gaywood, that dog must have ran purely on spite

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bull Terrier
      Exterminate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maximum Bodacious
      My sides

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me? I'm a Maximum Bodacious chad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't he be mentally and physically fucked up at that age?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come dogs are both smaller and less healthy than wolves? How could this be fixed?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. doglet

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was hit by a car though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how everyone on her channel comments on her boobs and she hearts the comments.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the woman that let wolves lick the inside of her mouth?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mouth?

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