big dog meme

>7 years
>dead
When will people learn that big dogs are unhealthy?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you're body is going to live forever
    it's like people that eat healthy allllllll the time.
    get some ribs, motherfricker.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for all the shit that pitbulls get, I think mastiffs are probably the closest approximation to a """nanny dog"""

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think those would be newfoundlanders.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if dogs were engineered for health instead of dysgenic freak traits.
    Well you don't have to imagine because border collies exist, but there is room for improvement so that they don't explode with arthritis and cancer by age 10.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the dogs that randomly go deaf and suffer from epilepsy from literally breeding for autism?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bred for health
      >arthritis and cancer by age 10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Well you don't have to imagine because border collies exist
      Those weren't bred for health, they were bred for function. They're more like living disposable tools rather than family pets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        border collies be like "seizures at 5? yeah but i rounded up those sheep way faster than my granddad who is also my dad and brother."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have met so many 15+ year old huskies and malamutes in perfect health there is no excuse for that not being the baseline lifespan for large dogs (60+ lbs) and below average for smaller ones like border collies (30lbs). But I'm in the northern US. A ton of huskies/malamutes up here are bred entirely as working dogs and differ more between kennel than AKC breeds differ between each other and almost all of them totally violate the AKC's breed standards.

      A herding dog bred purely for health already does exist, the herding equivalent of working huskies. Huntaways and heading dogs. They use them in new zealand and mix in healthy border collie stock among other things. Border collies themselves are shit. They are all highly inbred and suffer from poorly understood genetic disorders and rapid aging. Despite being very large, NZ's herding landraces often live past 15.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please, please do not joke about border collies health. when a BC has to be put down or dies from accidental contact with ivermectin, someone loses a friend, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a wife.... we should all feel very bad for that surviving dog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But what dogs live most on average?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          most of terriers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >border collies (30lbs)
        ???

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VFKVJhM.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/zix8DR7.jpg

      >small dog lives longer
      People have claimed to have 30 year old chihuahuas (they are also more aggressive bull terriers btfo)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AmStaff Bull Terrier
      Die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes anon, that is clearly an AmStaff

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bull Terrier
      Gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in a place as fricking miserable (west norfolk chads know) as gaywood, that dog must have ran purely on spite

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bull Terrier
      Exterminate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maximum Bodacious
      My sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me? I'm a Maximum Bodacious chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't he be mentally and physically fricked up at that age?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come dogs are both smaller and less healthy than wolves? How could this be fixed?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    t. doglet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was hit by a car though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how everyone on her channel comments on her boobs and she hearts the comments.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the woman that let wolves lick the inside of her mouth?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mouth?

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