Are they as psychotic as people say?

Are they as psychotic as people say?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only low t gays hate on chimps

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The little homies are higher than usual levels of violent and aggressive with the strength of an ogre and extremely high intelligence.
    There is a reason all the chimps in movies aren't mature since they enter monster mode at around that age.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hypothetically, what would happen if you airdropped a bunch of machetes and ak 47s into a few chimp troops

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like there is a lot of anti chimp propaganda in recent years, this thread surely part of it. I wonder who could be behind this. Anyway, I don't believe any of your chimp slander and I will always be friendly to our closest living relatives.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stinking proboscis paws posted this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerous recidivists are your closest relatives and I don’t see you championing for them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder who could be behind this.
      Jews, as always

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stinking proboscis paws posted this

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Chimpanzees are attacking people in Uganda, part of a disturbing trend going on in the country that has led to crop loss and even death. National Geographic reports that the problem has been going on for several years, citing an incident in 2014 that saw a chimp fatally attack a 2-year-old child, stealing the baby from his mother. “A chimpanzee came in the garden as I was digging,” Ntegeka Semata said in an interview with the publication. She noted that her four young children were with her and as she turned her back to get water, the chimp took her child by the hand and ran off.

    >The child screamed, which caused the other villagers to pay attention and chase after him, but it was too late. “It broke off the arm, hurt him on the head, and opened the stomach and removed the kidneys,” Semata continued, adding that the child died on the way to the local hospital.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. We oughta get rid of Chimpanzees, Baboons and Mandrils. Let's release a sizable colony of able bodied pygmies with spears into chimp territory

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10 million pity for baby cham

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ripped from the void for a chance at life
      >Used as a monkey mace in a chimpanzee dispute
      Rough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ape mace

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Using babies as tools

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if you anger a gorilla but then curve into a ball showing how vulnerable you are, they will most likely spare you.
    A chimp on the other hand…gg

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course not, Mr. Chimpy is only reaching for your face because he wants a big hug. :))

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I heard a story about a woman who would go visit chimps at a sanctuary almost daily. She would sit with one with glass between them and they would smile at each other. She thought she had made a connection with this chimp. Something happened one day and the chimp escaped around the time the woman came for her visit and he mauled her. I can't remember if she died or not. Turns out that smiling has a different meaning for chimps than it does for humans.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tame exotic animal
    >loves you and is completely loyal
    >murders your best friend out of jealousy
    not worth it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have literally never killed or mauled humans
    Just go for the better apes.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only the males. Just like humans

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    beta males hate chimps because they see in them the bully who beat them in high school but they love bonobos because they are weak and gay as themselves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Explain to me like I'm 5 what the chart means

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        chimps are keyed, bonobos are locked.
        look for yourselves, bonobos are literally gay low-T feminists, while chimps are aggressive sigma chads who display more intelligence.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        B stands for bonobo
        C stands for chimp
        B > C means bonobo is better than chimp

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys think they throw their own shit at people so often?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They only do it in captivity so they're likely just saying 'frick you' to the onlookers

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason people say chimps are crazy was because a chimp named Travis got in one little fight and his owner got scared and called the police which led to him getting shot.

    Rest In Peace Travis

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't call them psychotic just as I wouldn't call a snake, a tiger, or a cat psychotic. Are they fricking scary? Yeah. Chimps don't have the capacity to understand their actions or what they do, and are just as brutal and vicious as any other animal when threatened, hungry, horny, or just looked at sideways. The thing that makes chimps particularly scary is that people see a bit of ourselves (other apes) in them, and also how smart they are, so they go about their deeds in ways that seem creative, brutal, etc. I think part of what makes people think they're psychos is a lack of understanding that apes aren't "more human" than other animals. Of course they're apes, like us, but they're still animals. Assigning them a level of humanity makes them seem much worse when they act in the way many other animals do. But anyone keeping a chimp as a pet is fricking stupid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you consider their social behaviour and motivations, as well as their DNA, they're much closer to us than to snakes. They don't just commit violence out of hunger and fear, they can do it out of jealousy and revenge for petty things. The violence also seems more coordinated than just biting and slamming, as they often fixate on small body parts.
      Compare that to gorilla Bokito's zoo escape. He violently attacked a woman but the things he did weren't meant to cause permanent damage.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes they are but baboons are much worse than chimps could ever get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If baboons were the size of chimps (they actually were back then like dinopithecus) they would be considered the most vicious of all monkeys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dinopithecus my ass, I know a werewolf when I see one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dinopithecus my ass, I know a werewolf when I see one.

        chacma baboons look like werewolves, too.
        it makes you wonder if the stories of werewolves came from escaped or released baboons owned by nobles of the time.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. Their violent tendencies are mostly exaggerated by reddit souled people. Just like cassowaries aren't so dangerous and wasps aren't literally demons. Every high profile chimp on human attack was because someone tried to keep one in their house like a little person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does any other ape species practice as much infanticide, tribal warfare and mutilation among themselves?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have you heard of humans?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can think of lions and humans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, just look at any troony 'surgery' of today that 'surgeons' perform on people, 1000% worse than any mutilation a chimp can do

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          rent free

          • 1 year ago
            Dave

            He is right, man

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe, but your a namegay so your instantly miles more gay than any troon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally us, but I'm guessing your question was rhetorical.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    F*ck Ch*mps

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Female chimps are far less aggressive than the males, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Found the zoofile.ext

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re still dangerous and protective of their young ones

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know why but something about chimps sparks a visceral anger deep inside me. They are monsters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ancient memory from when multiple types of hominids roamed earth and predated on each other
      all legends about monsters/demons/cryptids are based on that

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're worse
    I dont believe in religions but chimps are the closest creatures to demons

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't feed chimps because they will come to expect it, then if someone comes by and doesn't feed them, they will take it as a sign of defiance and rip your race off.
    Consequently if you feed one because you know it, but not another, they will rip your face off.

    Is this "as bad as they say?"

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take a man with all his bitterness, pain, malevolence and hatred. Now remove all wisdom, all logic, all rationale, all compromise, all mercy, all understanding and all kindness. And what you're left with is this dirty, Godless ape.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yes, just search for the zoo "kill on sight" rules regarding animals escaping their enclosures.
    Even tigers don't get that treatment.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

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