Are hedgehogs the most caveman animal species ever? >looks ugly

Are hedgehogs the most caveman animal species ever?
>looks ugly
>it's retarded and gets stuck into pipes and what not
>it shits a lot
>they constantly want to kill each other
>anti-social

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the hedgies that comes to my garden is such a fat boy. Nearly 1,5 kg. I usually tease it a bit to make it ball up a few times. I think of it as his little gym session.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    UK Hedgehogs are superior

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I see is Sonics.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're NOT ugly

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    coincidentally, all things that apply to the average Sonic fan too

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this spergout because of shoe size
    Holy fuck go back to /LULZ/

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >37 eu
    Those feet are too small to be chud feet. Tits or gtfo

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks ugly
    literally one of the cutest animals out there, what the fuck are you on about

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not ugly, they're cute as fuck and the quills are a neat feature

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the light of Allah does not shine on you

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anti-social
    >constantly want to kill each other
    You do realize that being highly social is what led to cavemen and other early hominids not going extinct, and eventually conquering the planet, right?
    I mean, how antisocial and murderous could they have been, if they lived together in caves as the name suggests?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>it's retarded and gets stuck into pipes and what not

    i recently found one trapped at the end of our outside basement entrance. placed him on the lawn behind the house and told him to fuck off.
    3 day later hes back at the basement entrance...
    But their cute as fuck

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Figured I could ask here.
    Some weeks ago I found a dead hedgehog in the yard, it was not injured and in a normal position as if it just stopped walking. It was medium-small sized mostly leaning to small.
    What do you think happened? Lost its parents?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post a pic if you have any.
      Any idea of its weight?
      >Lost its parents?
      Unless it was <200g it was on its own.
      Most likely cause is poisoning because of gardering products. Anti-snail is particularly lethal for them because they eat poisoned snails.
      Remember that hedgies are lactose intolerant (gives them lethal diarrhea) and bread can kill them too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take a pic tomorrow when it's morning, hope the corpse is still in a decent status. I'll try to pick it up and estimate its weight.
        I doubt it could be poisoning because here there aren't private gardens, it is all wild grass, paths with weed, bushes and trees to divide the flats. It died in a corner of the common yard of my building that nobody but me uses (to visit the local cats).
        There were so many hedgehogs in the past, this year I have seen one or two.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The hedgehog population has been freefalling since the 70s.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7tU4qnG.jpg

      Post a pic if you have any.
      Any idea of its weight?
      >Lost its parents?
      Unless it was <200g it was on its own.
      Most likely cause is poisoning because of gardering products. Anti-snail is particularly lethal for them because they eat poisoned snails.
      Remember that hedgies are lactose intolerant (gives them lethal diarrhea) and bread can kill them too.

      I'll take a pic tomorrow when it's morning, hope the corpse is still in a decent status. I'll try to pick it up and estimate its weight.
      I doubt it could be poisoning because here there aren't private gardens, it is all wild grass, paths with weed, bushes and trees to divide the flats. It died in a corner of the common yard of my building that nobody but me uses (to visit the local cats).
      There were so many hedgehogs in the past, this year I have seen one or two.

      The hedgehog population has been freefalling since the 70s.

      So here is the pic I promised. The body was covered with soil and dirt due to the recent rain, I didn't want to dig it up. For a size comparison to better understand how big it is, my shoe size in the pic is 37 (EU).
      I think it might have weighted 200g if I think about it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >37 (EU)
        L O N D O N
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        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew this post was coming.

          It was definitely a young. It will remain a sad mystery.
          I saw a few in my garden tonight. They seem to hate the rain but the call of the peanuts is too strong, I guess.

          Yeah I don't understand. Maybe it was born sick or something. If I had seen it earlier I would have acted to save it.
          Good thing there are hedgehogs where you live at least.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, maybe. As weird as it sounds, I've also read that some rare hedgies can be suicidal (eating their own limbs or lying belly up until death). Bless you for looking after them.
            I'll take a pic tonight unless they resist coming for food (they won't).

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >eating their own limbs or lying belly up until death
              I don't think that's something that can happen unless the animal is terminally sick

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >eating their own limbs or lying belly up until death
              I don't think that's something that can happen unless the animal is terminally sick

              I disturbed its midnight stroll but I made up with some wet cat food.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute.
                I've just fed one dry cat food before letting him to wander.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Feeding a fig to a small hedgehog in Croatia, 2017
                I found it in an area where Erinaceus roumanicus and Erinaceus europaeus populations intersect so it's hard to determine the species

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, didn't know they enjoyed figs. I'll buy one to try on the ones I see at night.
                How comes this one was out in broad daylight?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh, didn't know they enjoyed figs
                They're very opportunistic polyfages, I think they'd accept most fruit. Most of their diet is animal-based though.
                >How comes this one was out in broad daylight?
                I don't know, it's very rare to see them during the day.
                I was sitting on a log watching the sea when the hedgehog suddely came out of the log's cavity looking a bit drowsy and slow. Maybe it just wanted a quick snack before going back to sleep.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're very opportunistic polyfages, I think they'd accept most fruit. Most of their diet is animal-based though.
                Indeed they are, but they're very peculiar? A few months ago I bought a box of mealworms because I read they'd enjoy it, but no one among my nightly rascals had any interest in those juicy worms, even the hedgies that I can feed by hand.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was definitely a young. It will remain a sad mystery.
        I saw a few in my garden tonight. They seem to hate the rain but the call of the peanuts is too strong, I guess.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yummy female footsiews

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        let's see the toes, darling

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf your feet are small

      • 5 months ago
        Greased Geese

        cute leg

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks ugly
    One of my nightly visitor looks like a depressed and balding mid-40s wagie. He's actually friendly and pretty adorable.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tick-bombs

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also
    >covered in fleas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those fleas are harmless, they can only bite hedgehogs. They won't bite your or your pets.

      tick-bombs

      Where's tick anon when you need him?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ticks revolted and devoured him one teaspoon of blood at a time.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, the best part of being sapiens is how little I shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty rude to your ancestors
      of way back but still

      i've been shittin a lot these last few days
      less so today but still one day it was four times, had to get out of bed for the last one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, theyre just like me

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i was that hedgehog

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