Your pet dog is a coward

Seriously, they probably won't protect you or your home.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If actual home invasion is a likely enough scenario for you to want to prepare for it, just fucking move almost anywhere else in the whole world.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, most dog owners take comfort in knowing their dog is absolutely nonaggressive towards people. unless you have a trained dog the contract is they sleep with one eye open and bark if someone comes and you do the rest

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys told me that pitbulls are supposed to be hyper aggressive killing machines, something doesn't add up

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ypipo

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with whites and fucking their animals? it's not even a meme anymore, it's reality

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vd9Fv6h.png

      >ypipo

      >oh no a lick! white people fuck dogs!
      Countries where bestiality is legal: russia and all of eastern europe, japan, china, chile
      Countries where bestiality is strictly illegal: All of western Europe, The US, Australia

      all of that can be bypassed. you can literally hijack into systems

      Oh yeah because every burglar is an ebin hacker and not a jogger with a crowbar and a $3 hammer in his backpack

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >xhe thinks the law stops people from doing illegal things
        cope, dogfucker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The law represents the sentiment in the majority of the country.

          All things considered, slavs, hispanics, and asians lead the world in all forms of animal abuse including bestiality, while whites make up the majority of people fighting against it. "White people fuck dogs" memes are frankly inaccurate. These are overblown interpretations of pictures of dogs licking faces, and the odd slavic immigrant. Rather it should be "serbians operate animal brothels".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so that's why snapshot likes pitbulls so much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh yeah because every burglar is an ebin hacker and not a jogger with a crowbar and a $3 hammer in his backpack
        It's happened though. and I never said that everyone will be one kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dogs are for poor people.
        >>oh no a lick! white people fuck dogs!
        You're larping is showing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your inability to understand and separate contexts is showing, ESL.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        even my non-white gf knows white girls fuck dogs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, pet dogs aren't guard dogs otherwise they wouldn't be pet dogs.
    People who confuse the two often up bitten or dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that they can't be both, it's that a guard dog should always be a guard dog first and a pet second.
      When its the other way around things start to get messy.
      And protection dogs are a different thing entirely.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last time my house was broken into my chihuahua barked and I hit the man over the head with a baseball bat. He

    People who need a dog to do the fighting are pathetic. Your bloodline should end there if a dumb animal that doesn't even know what it's attacking or why is stronger than you. You can think for a half second before you pull the trigger on the neighbor's drunk teenage son for opening the wrong door. Your stupid stinking shit eating, shit smelling shit beast shitbull can not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that has to do more with the burglar being a retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every burglar is a retard or they'd case your house and poison the dogs on your block before doing anything. Antifreeze is cheap.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but in the case they go in and steal without you there, then it's best you have a dog to fend it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Or you can get a job. Now you can afford locks that actually work, shatterproof windows, and an alarm system. Most burglaries happen when retards leave their doors and windows unlocked or have ace hardware tier cheap doorknobs that can be unlocked with a hammer and weak deadbolts that barely nose into a rotting pine doorframe. Alarms are as likely to terminate and prevent burglaries as dogs. The only working difference is the dog will eat shit after one bat to the face and the alarm is harder to disable.

            Dogs are for poor people.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              all of that can be bypassed. you can literally hijack into systems

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Every burglar is a retard because if they were smart they wouldn't have to steal shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >HAVE to
            It's about wanting to. If someone has to steal they're hitting walmart, not your house.

            t. stole a fursuit head to light it on fire back in highschool. Shoulda locked your car brandon.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Had the sweetest dog in the world, got scared by the sound of golfballs
    >Barking/howling was deeper than any dog I'd heard
    You were the bestest girl, Cali

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When your dog is a lover, not a fighter.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever had 6 dogs fight over who gets your balls though

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mine would, I have man-eater, not man-biter but actual man-eater female APBT (unironically).

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a dog anymore, the one I had was a trooper but he’s dead and now I have 6 cats all armed to the teeth and conditioned to go into a frenzy and shred any intruders, anyone who’s ever seen a seriously angry feral cat in action knows the kind of damage that can be done when there’s 6 of them rushing you.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I have a bunch of snakes and spiders free roaming in my house.
    Can't get stolen from if people shit their pants the moment they enter your home.

    Arachnophobia and ophidiophobia are just two of the most common phobias on the planet.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dog is just an alarm. They bark when they see a roody-poos coming so I know to take the safety off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im well aware of that, this bitch is a barking machine that gets spooked at the smallest shit. Either way if you think the security of the average pet dog is meant to come from its ability to take down an assaulter youre dumb as shit. A fucker high on crack with a gun, or even knife could easily take the average pet dog out easily anyway.
      Like said theyre an alarm. And an obvious as fuck one, which thus can serve as a deterrent for would-be thieves.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I don’t want my dog shot by officer dicklet when he gets the wrong address. I defend my own home. Castle doctrine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your dog will still be shot if it so much as walks two steps towards the ATF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Castle doct-ACK!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these guys shoot dogs on sight m8

        even my non-white gf knows white girls fuck dogs

        a common mistake made due to the similar coloration of slavs

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your alpha get dominated
    >oh no I better go kill myself then
    you realize you have to extensively train dogs for home defense right? Unless you have a violent breed like a pitbull that would kill anything anyways just because.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost half of the dogs they've shown in the videos are pitbulls

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Your pet dog is a cow-ACKK!

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