You see this little shit? I've had him for a year. I was asked to take him in as a kitten. He came with an ear infection, treated him, most days he sleeps on me. As you can see in this image he likes to sit right in front of me on the sink while I shit.
Well he got out. He's right outside hiding under a massive pile of junk. He won't respond to my calls, he doesn't care about food, he doesn't have a collar because he was a strictly inside cat. Fricker's too fat to get up trees. What do I do?