>You must implant this to buy pet food

>You must implant this to buy pet food
Would you?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would sooner kill homeless people and feed them to my dog than implant a fricking microchip into my body to buy basic goods.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give goyslop to my pets either

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im buying this for the homless guy on the street corner. you dont want me to go harass the homeless man for his dogs chip do you?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use my pet's lifeless body to beat the antichrist soldier to death for offering me it, if I had to.
    I hate the antichrist.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use it for sounding. The pet shop won't ask to scan it again after the first time, they'll remember you.
    Seriously though, why the frick would I need one for rat food?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP YOU MUST PROBE YOUR ASS ONCE A WEEK TO BREATH AIR!
    WOULD YOU!?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the alternative?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the illuminati doesn't give a shit about your kibbles 'n bits dingbat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny, because there's actually a law regarding state of emergencies which allows the government to confiscate food, including pet food. People can live on dog food you know, albeit, if you burn off their taste buds first.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who buys pet food is a moron. it's more expensive than just giving your dog or cat basic food.

    Chicken/beef, rice, and carrots/yams are perfect for dog food. way better than the same thing that's been sitting in a bag for two months

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are more pets than cats and dogs. And if you can't buy pet food without it, why would you be able to buy people food?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    meds

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I have to wear an insect larva inside my skin to buy Friskies?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nope, food is free. there are infinite squirrels at the park and my dog loves them. all my pets are unchipped, unvaxxed and fed only raw meat. even my tortoise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hope your dog gets parvo and dies a horrific death

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually take care of your dog, moron. don't just give it anything. fricking idiot. this is why people should take training to be able to own a pet, so fricking morons like you don't end up owning them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol it's wild that you can say this while your quintuple vaxxed mutt is busy having a genetic breakdown on the floor next to you. Did you know that dogs are supposed to live for 30+ years naturally? I'll bet you didn't because none of your vaxxed animals ever make it past 5 years old. Stop poisoning your dogs morons.

        I really thought the whole coof situation would have woken people up to this shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have dogs, I have 4 cats and used to have 3 others. ALL OF WHICH have lived past 5 years except for those with conditions existing SINCE BIRTH. so go fricking have a nice day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sees someone making a bad decision
        >Errm this is why we need more gubment to make dogs a controlled substance or however the licence is checked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I have 2 dogs and a rabbit, all of which are also only fed raw cuts of meat and have never seen the inside of a vet (they're all psychos that love killing animal friends).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people taking your post seriously?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cheaper & better to make your own so no

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you concoct fictitious scenarios to seethe at part time or is it a fulltime gig?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full time. 25/9, nonstop.

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