>you can just lie that your pet is an emotional support animal

>you can just lie that your pet is an emotional support animal
What has this world come to?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can tell l-l-l-lies?? A-And gain material benefits from it??

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    But all the organizations online do say you have to get the ESA package they sold you certified by a doctor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Approval is not the same thing as certification.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact, at least in my state, there is no "official certification" for "emotional support dogs", so anyone selling certification is scamming morons. And frankly, anybody who would try to certify their little anklebiting chihuahua as a service dog deserves to get scammed.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    I have a room I rent out and I have turned away people with their ESAs. I totally can turn all the fricks away because it's owner occupied.

    Also ESAs must be prescribed by a doctor. I guarantee every large apartment complex would want to see the actual medical documentation and tell you to frick off with your online bullshit.

    So you're saying these sites are just scams?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have a room I rent out and I have turned away people with their ESAs. I totally can turn all the fricks away because it's owner occupied.

    Also ESAs must be prescribed by a doctor. I guarantee every large apartment complex would want to see the actual medical documentation and tell you to frick off with your online bullshit.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did you even read the page? Nowadays people can just get their pet certified as an ESA.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've been over this, ESA means almost nothing these days. The jig is up.

      https://www.transportation.gov/briefing-room/us-department-transportation-announces-final-rule-traveling-air-service-animals

      >The final rule:

      >Defines a service animal as a dog that is individually trained to do work or perform tasks for the benefit of a person with a disability;
      >NO LONGER CONSIDERS AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL TO BE A SERVICE ANIMAL

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emotional support animal and Service animals are completely different things. People need to stop mistaking one for the other.Service animals have and need certification. ESA is some bullshit people up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To add. Service animals have rules and should be allowed in public places and services. ESA has no such thing, it is basically narcissists seeking attention.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To add. Service animals have rules and should be allowed in public places and services. ESA has no such thing, it is basically narcissists seeking attention.

      Exactly. There is no actual definition of an ESA so people can say shit like "My dog emotionally supports me by making me laugh with her silly antics".

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I say my turtle is an ESA?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some b***h at my work is doing this. She bought a GSD puppy and slapped an Emotional Support vest on it and totes it around with her in the office and in the field. The dog barks and whines all the time and is super disruptive, it's still a puppy and very much acts like it. A lot of the supervisors have had enough and apparently there's some kind of investigation going down to try and do something about it. It doesn't help that she's a horrible lazy c**t that sucks at her job. Everyone there would love to have dogs in the office but the fact that she's the worst, the dog is poorly behaved and she's the only one who's bending the rules to do it just makes it annoying.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All pets are emotional support animals

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is because airlines don’t let you fly dogs in their own seat even if you pay extra

    Screaming children? Enough perfume to fill a prostitutehouse? Weird arab cultist blocking the aisle praying to satan? cats and small dogs in carriers, rendering the allergy argument moot, and the excrement argument even more moot because small animals can’t hold it in as long? All ok. But if I want to move cross country and fly instead of drive for 50 hours, my dog has to go be traumatized in the cargo hold entirely because of arbitrary airline policy. There, they will be knocked around and come out coated in piss and shit, if not dead, and the billionaire airline will tell me sorry and then tell me how many lawyers they have.

    Enter fake ESA certification

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's useless now since everyone's had enough of pricks bringing their pets where they don't belong. It needs to be a genuine service animal that has training to treat a specific medical condition for it to fall under the ADA.

      Not my problem. Sounds like you get to drive. Life is full of consequences of your own making.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >N-not my problem
        Yeah, here's the thing, my dog's going on the plane. I hope that's not your problem because I'm tall enough to deck you and handsome enough to get other people to hold you back so I don't have to.

        You wanna talk consequences and problems b***h boy? Airlines don't let people buy seats for large dogs even though we already have chimps in the cabin. Now we have fake ESAs. Now it sounds like their actions had consequences and it's your problem.
        >It's useless now since everyone's had enough of pricks bringing their pets where they don't belong. <- b***h TEARS

        I will abuse support animal laws to fly with my dog. And when that stops, I will start baiting flocks of geese into living closer to airports. Let's see whose problem it is then.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Air you dumb? ESAs mean nothing now. The DOT, FAA, and airlines had enough of this and only allow service animals in the cabin. This change happened like 4 years ago. The wild west of everyone having an ESA is over.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She doesn't know about fake service dog certifications
            Lying about having a "disorder" is easier than ever.
            I continue to abuse the law to make ~~*airlines*~~ and dog hating sissies seethe.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Landlords and airlines everywhere have cut off the ESA pipeline. You can LARP all you want, but the amount of people accomodating this fraud has plummeted over the past 4 years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said fake service dog certifications, not fake ESA certifications.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Committing a felony to bring your dog where they aren't wanted.
                What a dummy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooo its against the laaaaawwwwwww!
                I don't care. Frick ~~*airlines*~~ for thinking my dog belongs locked in a cage in cargo but a bunch of apes don't.

                We all know the policy they really need.
                >Pitbulls brought on board will be euthanized immediately

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          baste

          Air you dumb? ESAs mean nothing now. The DOT, FAA, and airlines had enough of this and only allow service animals in the cabin. This change happened like 4 years ago. The wild west of everyone having an ESA is over.

          >Air you dumb?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I will start baiting flocks of geese into living closer to airports.
          KEK

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro, not geese, they get people to shoot them, get mud dauber wasps, they already caused two planes to crash because they built their nests in small important places

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon using a gigachad image is actually a gigachad
          i fricking kneel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop samegayging with those replies, moron
          have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is because The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) forbids a business from asking for proof of either a disability, or that the dog was trained to address said disability. Requesting such proof is legally considered discrimination. A business can ask if the dog has been trained, and they can ask what tasks it has been trained for, but they cannot ask for proof of training (or proof of a disability that necessitates a service animal).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big dogs can be dangerous for other passengers.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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