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Yo Wauf just caught this absolutely adorable little guy in Northern Nevada. Can anyone help me ID him?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like my pet eel

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RETURN THE SNAKE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's yer offer?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brown Recluse

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a nice coral snake, give him a kiss

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frickinghad to look it up because ive picked up and held kingsnakes before frick you buttholes
    even if it was they are non venomous.
    99.9% of cute noodley looking snakes are non venomous. only the ones with angry arrow head shape are

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show terrarium

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brother, just let the snake go. I can already tell you're not the kind of person that will be able to properly take care of something like that. morons will tell you that all herps are basically just houseplants, but damn near all of them require very specific care, you will almost certainly be drastically lowering the quality of this animal's life.
    I'm not saying this out of malice for you, but out of concern for the little guy, please, just put him back.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingsnake. HIGHLY poisonous. Release him ASAP.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is a snake.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    California kingsnake

    lampropeltis getula

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, thanks! We're on our way to Petco to pick up a terrarium for him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >catch wild animal and make it your pet
      why? put it back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a common, non endangered species. Around here he'd be somethings snack in no time. *shrug* At least I'm not some psycho who just kills every animal they don't like.

          Also, hard to tell from the pics, but he's only ~6" long.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >*shrug*

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like I was right. Deffo ground snake.
            Let it go, please. They can live a decade or so and it would be a shame for it to not be out eating bugs like it's supposed to.
            Tell Mike he can keep my tree fiddy if he eats lotsa bad bugs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't even know what it is
      >thinks he'll be a good owner
      put it back

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know him. That's Mike. He owes me tree fiddy. Be right there to collect.

    >srsly, it's probably just a common ground snake. The fact that it's cream and black but the cream just fades into orange in places kinda gives it away

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >common ground snake
      oh yeah it's too thicc to be a Cali king and then there's the reddish stuff

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