Worst animals to be reincarnated as

What are some of the worst animals to be reincarnated as with your human mind/memory?

Periodical cicadas have got to be one, namely because the nymph stage lives underground for 17 years.

Not only are you a shitty bug.
Not only are you a shitty bug isolated underground.
You're a shitty bug isolated underground for 17 fucking years.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably one of those caterpillars that get constantly parasitized. Some penguins live a pretty hard life, too.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who was JUST a male hyena in a previous life, I gotta say that nothing compares to the suffering I felt in that life—not even that one time I was that bedbug that dies before it’s born!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a lanternfly in the US
    >try to fly around minding your own business
    >sucking sap n' shiiiet
    >can't fly very well but it is what it is
    >college bimbos running around with bug zappers fried your friends
    >influencer hoe filming with phone tries to step on you for instagram updoodles

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of them ass-worms.
    >born in ass
    >eating shit from the first to last day
    >die in ass or be shitted out to die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what if you're in the ass of a hot girl haha

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but when you finally get out you look really cool

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say a turkroach in mexico, they are kill on sight, and hunted by burds, kots, dogos and reptiles.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hamster.
    >born into world of stale wood shavings and shit for food
    >live powerlessly at the mercy of a dumbass child
    >110% chance of violent, needless death
    >no happy endings

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A human

    imagine being able to comprehend the horrors of reality

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, even cetaceans are spared the knowledge we are surrounded by an infinity of nothing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The OP said keeping your human mind/memory.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that one pedo weasel or stoat that rapes the babies before they can even see. Although I'm sure a lot of people on this board would love that seems like hell to me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha yeah a baby rapist weasel would be a horrible thing eww haha which video are you talking about again?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fly
    >Born on a pile of shit
    >Spend your childhood eating shit
    >Make it to adulthood and if you're lucky enough not to get eaten, swatted, or otherwise killed in the week you have left to live you fuck once and then die

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a cockroach. Imagine having your human mind and memories and having to be surrounded by cockroaches and having to eat cockroach food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea but as a cockroach you would like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >always in good company
      >eat tasty food
      What's the problem?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can eat whatever
      >Can survive wherever
      >Always with your bros

      Cockroaches are chill (when they're outside where they belong).

      Personal worst life for me would probably have to be Male hyena

      >Consantly emasculated by dommy muscle girls
      >And not even in a hot way, they just kill you if you're annoying them enough
      >Have to try and get aroused by the wierd pseudo-penis

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Male Neotrogla
    >Female Neotrogla possess a penis-like organ, properly termed a "gynosome", but interchangeably called a penis. They aggressively seek out mates, while males are more selective. During mating, the female mounts the male and penetrates his small genital opening from behind. Her gynosome swells and tiny barbs on the organ lock the individuals tightly together; when a researcher tried to separate mating individuals the male was torn in two, leaving his reproductive organs attached to the female. During mating, the female uses her gynosome to extract sperm and nutrient-filled seminal fluid from the male. A single mating session can last from 40 to 70 hours.
    >The reversal of sex organs may be explained by the lack of nutrients in the cave environment, which makes it evolutionarily useful for the female to extract nutrients from the male.
    >Female Neotrogla drain males of seminal fluid even when they are too young to reproduce
    Imagine getting raped for 70 hours straight by a female with a barbed cock and your semen forcefully sucked out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh nooooo haha muscle mommy pls dont

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a praying mantis, for obvious reasons

        but that's basically futa which is grody

        a cockroach. Imagine having your human mind and memories and having to be surrounded by cockroaches and having to eat cockroach food

        don't cockroaches eat human food too? it can't be that bad, plus you get to have a lot of kids and live forever or at least until the exterminator comes in, but as a cockroach with human memories maybe you can persuade them to leave for another house

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Praying mantis mating isn't as harsh as people make it out to be. If the female has been fed or is currently feeding, she won't kill the male, and usually males are intelligent enough to wait for the good moment to have sex, though yeah some still get eaten trying to have sex, or just by being hunted by bigger females, but allegedly if you were to know that information and keep your human mind by being reincarnated as a mantis you could use that to pass your genes to a ton of females

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

      https://i.imgur.com/3EyBkCn.jpg

      What are some of the worst animals to be reincarnated as with your human mind/memory?

      Periodical cicadas have got to be one, namely because the nymph stage lives underground for 17 years.

      Not only are you a shitty bug.
      Not only are you a shitty bug isolated underground.
      You're a shitty bug isolated underground for 17 fucking years.

      with human mind and memory, cicada could maybe come out and transform early or some shit.
      imo, it'd be any animal that's stuck to one spot, unable to move, not just unwilling. that'd be nightmarish. it's hard to tell how long you would live there, and death would be a mercy once you know you'll just be reincarnated again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ooooooooooooooooooohhhhh please don't stick your big barbed penis weenis into my boyhole.... nooooooooooooooooo your are too strong you're taking all of my boy milk !! !! don't suck all my boymilk out please!! !! uuuuoooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! !!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ladybug

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh that's easy. Antarctic fish of course.
    >live bellow freezing cold as fuck
    >have to have antifreze blood just to survive
    >except it's not really antifreeze and just clogs ice crystals to prevent it from spreading further in your body
    >no way to heat up body so you just collect more and more ice crystal fragments in your spleen until you die.
    Sound absolutely ghoulish.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if you do find slightly warmer water your body cannot adapt that fast and you will die. you need to revert all those years of evolution just to not live in freezing shithole, good luck

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of them impalas. you are destined to be eaten alive horribly by anything in africa

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toadlines? Imagine if their breeders get reincarnated as them as punishment. But maybe they'd still think they look cool at least, and the life is probably short.

    Someone on Wauf I think mentioned those extremely long-lived jellyfish.

    Anything that tends to be a victim of disease or parasites, but if you have a human mind you might be able to avoid them a little better, like staying away from rabid bats as a bat.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spends 17 years underground eating tree roots
    >emerges
    >spends 2 weeks screaming
    >refuses to elaborate
    >dies
    based as fuck

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not only are you a shitty bug.
    >Not only are you a shitty bug isolated underground.
    >You're a shitty bug isolated underground for 17 fucking years.
    Only 17 years? Been an isolated bug for 30+.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least after 17 years you emerge and get laid. can't say the same for just people on Wauf...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying being a cicada default gets you laid
      >Implying female cicadas wont pass you up for your weak ass labium
      A few micrometers of exoskeleton.
      The only way you're getting any as a cicada is if you're reincarnated as a female cicada; and sitting in the dirt for 17 years only to get fucked by cicada dick with past life memories of a male human still sounds terrible.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was good bro

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drone bee

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