Wildlife taser: *exists*. Zookeepers: Im just gonna pretend I didnt see that

Wildlife taser: *exists*

Zookeepers: I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see that

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cognitive dissonance is the same as when arguing with homosexuals who think derek chauvin did anything wrong because it's the same homosexuals with the same mindset

    some animals gotta die because they can't live peacefully alongside us
    tigers in the sundurbans gotta go extinct too, every day the WWF and greenpeace bribe indian game wardens to ignore missing persons reports in the sundurbans is a day that poachers selling wiener powder to chinks keep the moral high ground

    true conservation can only happen when we all accept that some animals are not meant to live (pandas) and put efforts into pursuits of real value (red pandas)

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I could go back in time I would shoot harambe before the niglet ever climbed in the enclosure so he never became a meme

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dollar store tasers can't stop crackheads and you think you're gonna survive pulling that out on a bear or mountain lion?
    get bear mace instead, a deterrent is going to work better than something with the relative stopping power of licking a battery to an animal as heavily insulated by fat as a grizzly on its bulk

    or better yet they have this fantastic thing you might have heard of, got invented some time around the 14th century
    a gun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > or better yet they have this fantastic thing you might have heard of, got invented some time around the 14th century
      >a gun
      The whole point of this thread is to point out that zoo animals don’t necessarily need to be shot when someone falls into their enclosure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dollar store tasers cant stop crackheads and you think you're gonna survive pulling that out on a gorilla?
        the kid is potentially dead in all cases where you try non-lethal first

        get real

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the kid is potentially dead in all cases where you try non-lethal first
          Have you heard of Binta Jua? She’s a gorilla who was tranquilized when a boy fell into her enclosure. The boy got out alive.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >female animal tries to nurture child and gets tranqd
            >male animal makes dominance and aggression displays with a child and gets shot
            damn.... that's crazy..........

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tasers fail on humans. why the frick would they use them on a potentially quarter ton predator?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 shot
    >big huge bear charging you down
    >miss/don't connect properly
    >get gaped by the bear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean for situations like the one in this article:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harambe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd need to get close to the animal to hit it with that thing. What's the max reliable range?
        Tasers don't even work 100% of the time on people, I'm not sure I would trust it to connect with the gorilla through all of its fur. What happens if you get a bad shot and the gorilla gets mad and peels the kid like a banana?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing in OP looks barely any different to your average "non-wildlife" taser, and those are prone to failure against humans, what the frick do you think it's gonna do against a 200 kilo gorilla?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah go ahead and do this to a fricking pissed off silverback who is already 2 seconds and one tantrum away from literally tearing a child apart, see what happens.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't a taser strong enough to knock out a gorilla kill the kid sitting in the water next to him?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Tasers don't shoot live to ground, they shoot current from one dart to the other. Which is why you need to be hit by both darts.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomBlack person

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have a camera in one of his eye sockets
      pleb

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT AGAIN

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redditors immediately run a joke into the ground
      it's time to stop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        admit it, you look like a moron taking a picture of random things with your iphone

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >taking a picture of random things with your iphone
          What are you supposed to take pictures with, your dick? You're mad that people take pictures? You don't want pictures on an IMAGEBOARD? The frick do you want?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The frick do you want?
            Anon wants the part you edited out - that you look stupid doing it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes being run into the ground? The internet would never do that.

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