He's so annoying and reddit it's not even funny.
Also he's moronic as frick, lesson 1 is handling snappers is to not use their tail as a handle because that's their spine yet he does.
Him and Chandlers wild life are doing more harm then good.
Jesus Christ he is so hot. I can’t get over it. And has a good heart. He’s not a homosexual though so I hope he finds a good woman and makes lots of based babies. I’ll survive.
so did he just frick one dolphin, or is he one of multiple guys who have fricked dolphins? i have a hard time believing a dolphinfricker could stop at just one dolphin.
I'm an agnost but I'm happy Uncle Ben has found joy and comfort in religion. He said it inspired him to start the Rescue ranch and now he helps animals and entertains me. Seems pretty great to me.
Also Kevin sucks at sitting on eggs. How would he ever have offspring in the wild.
Agreed. Watching the videos you can see times where Ben attempts to cool it with the riot shield charges to the head. But Kevin has something wrong with him. >muh animal abuse
So the solution is either: >kevin gets to live as a hot hunk of a breeder
or >kevin gets a one way trip to a vets dumpster
He also acts as a predator deterrent
The only person in memory who managed to mog Kevin was that ripped dude ben invited over and has forever remained the funniest moment
He says he affords it from YouTube revenue alone but I don't believe that. He must be getting government subsidies or something.
It's a non-profit sanctuary and rescue, he definitely gets subsidies from the government. But that doesn't really help pay for anything substantial, it mostly just reduces overhead costs. YouTube and donations are what cover out-of-pocket costs.
Jesus taught tolerance and love, to love and spend time with prostitutes, it's a religion of complete acceptance. Christians would almost be fine if they just followed it, instead of violently radicalizing each other until their personalities and actions are abhorrent and frankly unforgivable. Anywho, the Youtuber is fun from what I've seen, I think police saw him in the news recently because somebody dropped a tame duck next to him in a park at night, which followed him home.
I'm still thankful that God has mercy on us, to find a human that has never sinned, a true paragon truly is a task of herculean proportions, but because God loves us I feel like things will be ok, best so far I can do is not break the ten commandments and not hurt anyone including myself (wrath of self is still bad after all)
The commandment is to not murder. Killing is fine, if done as an acceptable legal killing, like defense of oneself.
Obviously, nobody is sinless, that's why you essentially constantly repent. Every single day, every few hours even, repentance is a must.
[...]
And behold the false prophets have rose up to complain and deny! What are they afraid of? God’s light, and dolphin weiner.
considering god is ok with the dolphin thing indeed there is before us a man whi has not sinned
supposedly he’s also ok with cheetahs and wolves
This is a lying, fetishistic freak that knows nothing, pay it no mind.
Keep in mind that there's a massive correlation between zoophilia and pedophilia, btw. Never, ever trust these people.
True, thanks anon, I just hope people can be less violent about love between consenting adults while keeping It real with other things, God will judge us all in the end after all, our mistakes and our good deeds alike
I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.
If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.
I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.
If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.
>/pol/gays when their favorite israeliteTuber isn't explicitly racist of homophobic.
You can be Christpilled and gay, just avoid sodomy and try to have kids and you should be good (don't fap either), and if you don't want to have kids you can either go monk or nun or have a chastity vow in general (asexuals probably have an advantage here on this one), (that being said gay or not you're supposed to not jerk off if you're a dude to not waste seed when ejaculating but most people don't so you shouldn't go hard on them either but that's just my opinion)
Actually the real bible (not the new testament fanfiction) doesn't say you can't be gay, only you can't lay with a man as you would a woman so no anal, and being a lesbian is ok too.
You can also do animals but as long as they're really pretty, nice, and smart, and not a "beast", so christians are 100% allowed to bone dolphins. The priesthood doesn't want you to know this but the pope's been to seaworld for personal reasons.
While I don't exactly trust the part on animals and the pope finding nemo I do remember there's something in islam about when loving an alien is acceptable, they must have civilizations similar to our's and basically be intelligent but also have sexes where you can tell one is male or female so that the hetero child making can work. Iirc a political or religious leader in some gulf country basically made a guide for It too
>(not the new testament fanfiction)
dude literally no group alive today reads exclusively the old testament. If you're trying to be coy and say israelitery is accurate you're ignoring the talmud, which is what they actually follow.
What you're referencing is called the Hebrew Bible (which is a name that usually only Christians use), or Tanakah which would be its Hebrew name.
You probably can't have sex with a dolphin, even if it is intelligent it would still be considered a beast. An alien would most likely be ok to bone even if it was a weird slug-like hermaphrodite creature since it wouldn't be a "beast" since all the creatures of the Earth are beasts. But I guess it depends on your interpretation, like many things. I haven't read the New Testament so I have no idea if dolphin sex is kosher for Christians.
>(not the new testament fanfiction)
dude literally no group alive today reads exclusively the old testament. If you're trying to be coy and say israelitery is accurate you're ignoring the talmud, which is what they actually follow.
Talmud is just part of Judaism as a whole, not a replacement to the original texts, like how some Christians think the New Testament is a replacement for the Old Testament. Without the Torah/Tanakh the Talmud would not make any sense.
>can't lay with a man >and not a "beast"
The Bible and religion in general is just a guide to life for total morons and these rules are no different. The purpose is to keep people from spreading disease at a time when smarter people understood that something about sex could do so, but didn't understand exactly what was going on. The idea is to just tell the idiots that sex for anything other than baby making will get you put in hell, and leave it at that. No nuance, no confusion. Disease spread is minimized, population growth maximized.
There's a ton of dogmatic and zealous rules in religion where if you have a brain you can figure out the actual intent. Almost all of it has been made irrelevant by scientific advancement and regulations in modern societies. The only benefits provided by religion now are cope about your finite life and giving a sense of belonging to lonely and useless people.
Then tell christtards to stop bringing up their caveman schizo bullshit if they don’t want how worthless it is to be discussed
9 months ago
Anonymous
Uncle Ben is a christtard. Deal with it or leave the thread.
9 months ago
Anonymous
So what you really mean is “stop bringing up corpse worship in a way that offends me”
Sorry father homosex, but you need to learn that people talking about how dumb you are is part and parcel of openly believing in some levantine caveman’s superstitions
9 months ago
Anonymous
No, idiot. What we are saying is that we want to talk about animals and nature
9 months ago
Anonymous
So, stop bringing up your cancerous christ shit and people will stop mocking you for it and talking about how it is the cancer that ultimately killed civilization.
I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.
If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.
he runs the wildlife rescue because God told him to. Anyone who does things cause God tells them to is based in my book. Yes including terrorists.
Yes, you buttholes. Spew your jihadi nonsense somewhere else.
9 months ago
Anonymous
But i am not a religious person, you are just an insufferable moron
9 months ago
Anonymous
Abrahamic religions have no place on the animal and nature board unless you want to talk about lighting your best ewe on fire to appease the god or the Israelites.
Absolutely NOTHING productive ever comes from shoving religion into threads that don't call for it on boards where it is irrelevant to begin with
9 months ago
Anonymous
SHUT the FRICK UP
I don't always report people but you are off the fricking topic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
What topic is that?
Animals and nature
Or...
Religion.
???
Wrong board >>>/x/
2 years passed from when you probably started watching
Dude probably does nothing but do animal chores, shitpost on Wauf, and frick his female employees
this lil zoomzoom has grown on me. I also respect that he's a man of God despite not really being religious myself.
I thought he was cringe but respected his goals and now I watch every video
If I didn't live in California I would probably be doing the same
>entire first half of this thread is christians being moronic talking about how based it is to hate consenting adults. no issues. 0% talk about the crazy rhea abuser. >then someone points out how stupid they are. >reeeee!
Holy fragility.
Anyways, it is plainly obvious that ben abused kevin somehow off camera, he does not behave like a normal rhea, or a normal bird of any species. No one will ever know what he did (raise the chick improperly, get mad and hurt it, etc) but that bird is clearly fricked for life and needs to go to a professional or a dinner table.
He's so annoying and reddit it's not even funny.
Also he's moronic as frick, lesson 1 is handling snappers is to not use their tail as a handle because that's their spine yet he does.
Him and Chandlers wild life are doing more harm then good.
Jesus Christ he is so hot. I can’t get over it. And has a good heart. He’s not a homosexual though so I hope he finds a good woman and makes lots of based babies. I’ll survive.
t. dolphin
is that the guy who fricked a dolphin
yeah. one of them.
so did he just frick one dolphin, or is he one of multiple guys who have fricked dolphins? i have a hard time believing a dolphinfricker could stop at just one dolphin.
the latter
also dolphins are hella expensive
mmmHMMMM
Kevin would live but i doubt he would have any offspring considering he keeps leaving his eggs unattended.
he would be killed in a week
dont think "omg based kevin!". think pitbull lunging at a tiger.
I'm an agnost but I'm happy Uncle Ben has found joy and comfort in religion. He said it inspired him to start the Rescue ranch and now he helps animals and entertains me. Seems pretty great to me.
Also Kevin sucks at sitting on eggs. How would he ever have offspring in the wild.
Uncle Ben is the least-offensive Christian imaginable. He just sits on the couch with Big Ounce and reads the Bible.
Also Kevin would never survive in the wild, he's too evil.
Agreed. Watching the videos you can see times where Ben attempts to cool it with the riot shield charges to the head. But Kevin has something wrong with him.
>muh animal abuse
So the solution is either:
>kevin gets to live as a hot hunk of a breeder
or
>kevin gets a one way trip to a vets dumpster
He also acts as a predator deterrent
The only person in memory who managed to mog Kevin was that ripped dude ben invited over and has forever remained the funniest moment
Pobbers and Kevin go at it all the time. He doesn't take any of Kevin's shit.
>He also acts as a predator deterrent
Very true. He was the true MVP during the coyote arc
Holy schizo
Can the enlightened atheist leave the thread please? We just had a new vidya drop. Can't the mods do something?
Animals and nature
Take your meds. You seem like a danger to yourself and others.
I worked at the vet and I never had to tube feed no animals. We just kept giving them saline until they started eating solid food.
NEW VIDYA BOYS
GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
hi ben
how the frick does he afford it all, was he born rich or did he get lucky wage slaving before?
He says he affords it from YouTube revenue alone but I don't believe that. He must be getting government subsidies or something.
It's a non-profit sanctuary and rescue, he definitely gets subsidies from the government. But that doesn't really help pay for anything substantial, it mostly just reduces overhead costs. YouTube and donations are what cover out-of-pocket costs.
He's adament about not taking donations though. Our Uncle Ben isn't a beggar.
Revenue, Merch, Subsidies and selling black chicken eggs?
How did he get so huge so fast? Is this achievable natty?
Ben please stop referencing the lightning mcqueen wiener and ball torture video
STOP CIRCLING THE DISCUSSION BACK TO FRICKING CHRISTIANITY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY JACKED RIPPED UNCLE BEN
Look at that lush head of hair. This is a man full of vigor.
Is Kevin actually mentally moronic? i see no reason why he's so aggressive at this point. You'd expect him to learn after being beaten so much
It's his instincts man. Male rheas guard the nest. He's just doing what he's programmed to do.
So he's the normal one and the other rheas are tame because they aren't sexually mature yet or something?
oh what a sweet boy
*tonk*
I can't believe people shit on Uncle Ben for using the riot shield. Like, clearly it wasn't hurting Kevin. People are b***hes.
Not to mention the fact that Kevin has been hit 8000+ times now and is just as active and evil as he has always been.
He has thrived in the fires of hell, he can't even feel a tiny riot shield.
Bro, he was ATTACKING the riot shield. Clearly he was fine.
Actually yes, basically. Kevin is fulfilling his purpose as a male rhea, the rest are just wandering around.
It just sounds more brutal than it is because it collides with Kevins beak.
Yeah it collides with his beak when he's actively attacking it and trying to rip the shield to pieces. Poor little rhea.
aw he's smiling
Can we have a discussion about Uncle Ben without getting into the validity of Christianity
...or gay sex
None of his animals make gay sex as far as I know, but Gort certainly seems capable of it.
Poggers likes being pegged by Queen if that counts for anything
Pobbers and Queen are married, it's okay of they frick. They're also both fixed.
I think Kevin might be gay.
Mean and gay.
>Christians obsessed with sex and homosexuality in a thread about a YouTuber in the animal board
Makes sense, actually
Jesus taught tolerance and love, to love and spend time with prostitutes, it's a religion of complete acceptance. Christians would almost be fine if they just followed it, instead of violently radicalizing each other until their personalities and actions are abhorrent and frankly unforgivable. Anywho, the Youtuber is fun from what I've seen, I think police saw him in the news recently because somebody dropped a tame duck next to him in a park at night, which followed him home.
I'm still thankful that God has mercy on us, to find a human that has never sinned, a true paragon truly is a task of herculean proportions, but because God loves us I feel like things will be ok, best so far I can do is not break the ten commandments and not hurt anyone including myself (wrath of self is still bad after all)
considering god is ok with the dolphin thing indeed there is before us a man whi has not sinned
supposedly he’s also ok with cheetahs and wolves
The commandment is to not murder. Killing is fine, if done as an acceptable legal killing, like defense of oneself.
Obviously, nobody is sinless, that's why you essentially constantly repent. Every single day, every few hours even, repentance is a must.
This is a lying, fetishistic freak that knows nothing, pay it no mind.
Keep in mind that there's a massive correlation between zoophilia and pedophilia, btw. Never, ever trust these people.
True, thanks anon, I just hope people can be less violent about love between consenting adults while keeping It real with other things, God will judge us all in the end after all, our mistakes and our good deeds alike
Same as the correlation between priesthood and…
And what?
>whataboutism
>"Source: U.S. Department og Education"
>og
schizos clearly needed better funded public schooling if their spelling is this shit
I get tired of his editing but it probably works very well to catch zoomers' attention and introduce them to animal rescue, which is very nice
Uncle Ben is a shining example of the fact that not all zoomers are unbased
Every generation has based and cringe people. It's all about being able to find the good ones in each group
Is he actually based or is he
cringe like this homosexual?
He did joke about James Charles for a while.
he runs the wildlife rescue because God told him to. Anyone who does things cause God tells them to is based in my book. Yes including terrorists.
I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.
If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.
Mental illness
He's mentioned he reads the Bible every morning, and Big Ounce helps. He's Christpilled.
>Mfw he made a guest appearance on JimmyHere's milking stream
I'm not sure how I feel about this...
a true christian does not hate. hatred of individuals is the antithesis of christianity. hate the sin, not the sinner.
you are a sad larper.
>/pol/gays when their favorite israeliteTuber isn't explicitly racist of homophobic.
You can be Christpilled and gay, just avoid sodomy and try to have kids and you should be good (don't fap either), and if you don't want to have kids you can either go monk or nun or have a chastity vow in general (asexuals probably have an advantage here on this one), (that being said gay or not you're supposed to not jerk off if you're a dude to not waste seed when ejaculating but most people don't so you shouldn't go hard on them either but that's just my opinion)
Actually the real bible (not the new testament fanfiction) doesn't say you can't be gay, only you can't lay with a man as you would a woman so no anal, and being a lesbian is ok too.
You can also do animals but as long as they're really pretty, nice, and smart, and not a "beast", so christians are 100% allowed to bone dolphins. The priesthood doesn't want you to know this but the pope's been to seaworld for personal reasons.
While I don't exactly trust the part on animals and the pope finding nemo I do remember there's something in islam about when loving an alien is acceptable, they must have civilizations similar to our's and basically be intelligent but also have sexes where you can tell one is male or female so that the hetero child making can work. Iirc a political or religious leader in some gulf country basically made a guide for It too
>it's true
>(not the new testament fanfiction)
dude literally no group alive today reads exclusively the old testament. If you're trying to be coy and say israelitery is accurate you're ignoring the talmud, which is what they actually follow.
What you're referencing is called the Hebrew Bible (which is a name that usually only Christians use), or Tanakah which would be its Hebrew name.
You probably can't have sex with a dolphin, even if it is intelligent it would still be considered a beast. An alien would most likely be ok to bone even if it was a weird slug-like hermaphrodite creature since it wouldn't be a "beast" since all the creatures of the Earth are beasts. But I guess it depends on your interpretation, like many things. I haven't read the New Testament so I have no idea if dolphin sex is kosher for Christians.
Talmud is just part of Judaism as a whole, not a replacement to the original texts, like how some Christians think the New Testament is a replacement for the Old Testament. Without the Torah/Tanakh the Talmud would not make any sense.
And behold the false prophets have rose up to complain and deny! What are they afraid of? God’s light, and dolphin weiner.
I'm going to create a golem out of Bad dragon dildos and send him after you with the instructions to never stop having sex with you.
>can't lay with a man
>and not a "beast"
The Bible and religion in general is just a guide to life for total morons and these rules are no different. The purpose is to keep people from spreading disease at a time when smarter people understood that something about sex could do so, but didn't understand exactly what was going on. The idea is to just tell the idiots that sex for anything other than baby making will get you put in hell, and leave it at that. No nuance, no confusion. Disease spread is minimized, population growth maximized.
There's a ton of dogmatic and zealous rules in religion where if you have a brain you can figure out the actual intent. Almost all of it has been made irrelevant by scientific advancement and regulations in modern societies. The only benefits provided by religion now are cope about your finite life and giving a sense of belonging to lonely and useless people.
SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT THE BIBLE
Then tell christtards to stop bringing up their caveman schizo bullshit if they don’t want how worthless it is to be discussed
Uncle Ben is a christtard. Deal with it or leave the thread.
So what you really mean is “stop bringing up corpse worship in a way that offends me”
Sorry father homosex, but you need to learn that people talking about how dumb you are is part and parcel of openly believing in some levantine caveman’s superstitions
No, idiot. What we are saying is that we want to talk about animals and nature
So, stop bringing up your cancerous christ shit and people will stop mocking you for it and talking about how it is the cancer that ultimately killed civilization.
Yes, you buttholes. Spew your jihadi nonsense somewhere else.
But i am not a religious person, you are just an insufferable moron
Abrahamic religions have no place on the animal and nature board unless you want to talk about lighting your best ewe on fire to appease the god or the Israelites.
Absolutely NOTHING productive ever comes from shoving religion into threads that don't call for it on boards where it is irrelevant to begin with
SHUT the FRICK UP
I don't always report people but you are off the fricking topic.
What topic is that?
Animals and nature
Or...
Religion.
???
Wrong board
>>>/x/
this lil zoomzoom has grown on me. I also respect that he's a man of God despite not really being religious myself.
How did he get so huge? Watching his early videos, he looks like a different guy
you must be POWERFUL to show kevin and da baby who's boss
He does a lot of physical work every day, goes to the gym and snorts a shitload of creatine powder.
working everyday does that for men bro/ gym life
Love this dude, good humor too
(Tending to the place and) Managing Kevin is the ultimate workout
2 years passed from when you probably started watching
Dude probably does nothing but do animal chores, shitpost on Wauf, and frick his female employees
I thought he was cringe but respected his goals and now I watch every video
If I didn't live in California I would probably be doing the same
>entire first half of this thread is christians being moronic talking about how based it is to hate consenting adults. no issues. 0% talk about the crazy rhea abuser.
>then someone points out how stupid they are.
>reeeee!
Holy fragility.
Anyways, it is plainly obvious that ben abused kevin somehow off camera, he does not behave like a normal rhea, or a normal bird of any species. No one will ever know what he did (raise the chick improperly, get mad and hurt it, etc) but that bird is clearly fricked for life and needs to go to a professional or a dinner table.
Social media narcissism motivated him to work out
If I remember the lore correctly Ben adopted Kevin because his previous owners were sick of how mental he is and were going to euthanise him
>why yes, I do impregnate chicks and twinks alike, how could you tell?
Him and Big Ounce have been going to the gym together for a while now. Our Uncle Ben is yoked now.
Big Ounce has been banging out raw thousand pound squats for years