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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's so annoying and reddit it's not even funny.
    Also he's moronic as frick, lesson 1 is handling snappers is to not use their tail as a handle because that's their spine yet he does.
    Him and Chandlers wild life are doing more harm then good.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ he is so hot. I can’t get over it. And has a good heart. He’s not a homosexual though so I hope he finds a good woman and makes lots of based babies. I’ll survive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. dolphin

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the guy who fricked a dolphin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. one of them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so did he just frick one dolphin, or is he one of multiple guys who have fricked dolphins? i have a hard time believing a dolphinfricker could stop at just one dolphin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the latter

          also dolphins are hella expensive

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmHMMMM

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kevin would live but i doubt he would have any offspring considering he keeps leaving his eggs unattended.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he would be killed in a week

      dont think "omg based kevin!". think pitbull lunging at a tiger.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an agnost but I'm happy Uncle Ben has found joy and comfort in religion. He said it inspired him to start the Rescue ranch and now he helps animals and entertains me. Seems pretty great to me.

    Also Kevin sucks at sitting on eggs. How would he ever have offspring in the wild.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Ben is the least-offensive Christian imaginable. He just sits on the couch with Big Ounce and reads the Bible.

      Also Kevin would never survive in the wild, he's too evil.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Watching the videos you can see times where Ben attempts to cool it with the riot shield charges to the head. But Kevin has something wrong with him.
      >muh animal abuse
      So the solution is either:
      >kevin gets to live as a hot hunk of a breeder
      or
      >kevin gets a one way trip to a vets dumpster
      He also acts as a predator deterrent

      The only person in memory who managed to mog Kevin was that ripped dude ben invited over and has forever remained the funniest moment

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pobbers and Kevin go at it all the time. He doesn't take any of Kevin's shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He also acts as a predator deterrent
        Very true. He was the true MVP during the coyote arc

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy schizo

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the enlightened atheist leave the thread please? We just had a new vidya drop. Can't the mods do something?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animals and nature

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Take your meds. You seem like a danger to yourself and others.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked at the vet and I never had to tube feed no animals. We just kept giving them saline until they started eating solid food.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEW VIDYA BOYS

    GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi ben

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick does he afford it all, was he born rich or did he get lucky wage slaving before?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says he affords it from YouTube revenue alone but I don't believe that. He must be getting government subsidies or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says he affords it from YouTube revenue alone but I don't believe that. He must be getting government subsidies or something.

      It's a non-profit sanctuary and rescue, he definitely gets subsidies from the government. But that doesn't really help pay for anything substantial, it mostly just reduces overhead costs. YouTube and donations are what cover out-of-pocket costs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's adament about not taking donations though. Our Uncle Ben isn't a beggar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Revenue, Merch, Subsidies and selling black chicken eggs?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he get so huge so fast? Is this achievable natty?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ben please stop referencing the lightning mcqueen wiener and ball torture video

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP CIRCLING THE DISCUSSION BACK TO FRICKING CHRISTIANITY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY JACKED RIPPED UNCLE BEN

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that lush head of hair. This is a man full of vigor.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Kevin actually mentally moronic? i see no reason why he's so aggressive at this point. You'd expect him to learn after being beaten so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's his instincts man. Male rheas guard the nest. He's just doing what he's programmed to do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So he's the normal one and the other rheas are tame because they aren't sexually mature yet or something?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh what a sweet boy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *tonk*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe people shit on Uncle Ben for using the riot shield. Like, clearly it wasn't hurting Kevin. People are b***hes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention the fact that Kevin has been hit 8000+ times now and is just as active and evil as he has always been.

          He has thrived in the fires of hell, he can't even feel a tiny riot shield.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, he was ATTACKING the riot shield. Clearly he was fine.

            So he's the normal one and the other rheas are tame because they aren't sexually mature yet or something?

            Actually yes, basically. Kevin is fulfilling his purpose as a male rhea, the rest are just wandering around.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It just sounds more brutal than it is because it collides with Kevins beak.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it collides with his beak when he's actively attacking it and trying to rip the shield to pieces. Poor little rhea.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      aw he's smiling

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we have a discussion about Uncle Ben without getting into the validity of Christianity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...or gay sex

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of his animals make gay sex as far as I know, but Gort certainly seems capable of it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Poggers likes being pegged by Queen if that counts for anything

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pobbers and Queen are married, it's okay of they frick. They're also both fixed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of his animals make gay sex as far as I know, but Gort certainly seems capable of it.

        I think Kevin might be gay.
        Mean and gay.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christians obsessed with sex and homosexuality in a thread about a YouTuber in the animal board

    Makes sense, actually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus taught tolerance and love, to love and spend time with prostitutes, it's a religion of complete acceptance. Christians would almost be fine if they just followed it, instead of violently radicalizing each other until their personalities and actions are abhorrent and frankly unforgivable. Anywho, the Youtuber is fun from what I've seen, I think police saw him in the news recently because somebody dropped a tame duck next to him in a park at night, which followed him home.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm still thankful that God has mercy on us, to find a human that has never sinned, a true paragon truly is a task of herculean proportions, but because God loves us I feel like things will be ok, best so far I can do is not break the ten commandments and not hurt anyone including myself (wrath of self is still bad after all)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering god is ok with the dolphin thing indeed there is before us a man whi has not sinned

      supposedly he’s also ok with cheetahs and wolves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The commandment is to not murder. Killing is fine, if done as an acceptable legal killing, like defense of oneself.
      Obviously, nobody is sinless, that's why you essentially constantly repent. Every single day, every few hours even, repentance is a must.

      [...]
      And behold the false prophets have rose up to complain and deny! What are they afraid of? God’s light, and dolphin weiner.

      considering god is ok with the dolphin thing indeed there is before us a man whi has not sinned

      supposedly he’s also ok with cheetahs and wolves

      This is a lying, fetishistic freak that knows nothing, pay it no mind.
      Keep in mind that there's a massive correlation between zoophilia and pedophilia, btw. Never, ever trust these people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, thanks anon, I just hope people can be less violent about love between consenting adults while keeping It real with other things, God will judge us all in the end after all, our mistakes and our good deeds alike

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same as the correlation between priesthood and…

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And what?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whataboutism

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Source: U.S. Department og Education"
            >og
            schizos clearly needed better funded public schooling if their spelling is this shit

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get tired of his editing but it probably works very well to catch zoomers' attention and introduce them to animal rescue, which is very nice

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Ben is a shining example of the fact that not all zoomers are unbased

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every generation has based and cringe people. It's all about being able to find the good ones in each group

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he actually based or is he

      >why yes, I do impregnate chicks and twinks alike, how could you tell?

      cringe like this homosexual?
      He did joke about James Charles for a while.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he runs the wildlife rescue because God told him to. Anyone who does things cause God tells them to is based in my book. Yes including terrorists.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
          But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.

          If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mental illness

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's mentioned he reads the Bible every morning, and Big Ounce helps. He's Christpilled.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mfw he made a guest appearance on JimmyHere's milking stream
            I'm not sure how I feel about this...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            a true christian does not hate. hatred of individuals is the antithesis of christianity. hate the sin, not the sinner.
            you are a sad larper.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
        But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.

        If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.

        >/pol/gays when their favorite israeliteTuber isn't explicitly racist of homophobic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can be Christpilled and gay, just avoid sodomy and try to have kids and you should be good (don't fap either), and if you don't want to have kids you can either go monk or nun or have a chastity vow in general (asexuals probably have an advantage here on this one), (that being said gay or not you're supposed to not jerk off if you're a dude to not waste seed when ejaculating but most people don't so you shouldn't go hard on them either but that's just my opinion)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually the real bible (not the new testament fanfiction) doesn't say you can't be gay, only you can't lay with a man as you would a woman so no anal, and being a lesbian is ok too.

          You can also do animals but as long as they're really pretty, nice, and smart, and not a "beast", so christians are 100% allowed to bone dolphins. The priesthood doesn't want you to know this but the pope's been to seaworld for personal reasons.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            While I don't exactly trust the part on animals and the pope finding nemo I do remember there's something in islam about when loving an alien is acceptable, they must have civilizations similar to our's and basically be intelligent but also have sexes where you can tell one is male or female so that the hetero child making can work. Iirc a political or religious leader in some gulf country basically made a guide for It too

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's true

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(not the new testament fanfiction)
            dude literally no group alive today reads exclusively the old testament. If you're trying to be coy and say israelitery is accurate you're ignoring the talmud, which is what they actually follow.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What you're referencing is called the Hebrew Bible (which is a name that usually only Christians use), or Tanakah which would be its Hebrew name.
            You probably can't have sex with a dolphin, even if it is intelligent it would still be considered a beast. An alien would most likely be ok to bone even if it was a weird slug-like hermaphrodite creature since it wouldn't be a "beast" since all the creatures of the Earth are beasts. But I guess it depends on your interpretation, like many things. I haven't read the New Testament so I have no idea if dolphin sex is kosher for Christians.

            >(not the new testament fanfiction)
            dude literally no group alive today reads exclusively the old testament. If you're trying to be coy and say israelitery is accurate you're ignoring the talmud, which is what they actually follow.

            Talmud is just part of Judaism as a whole, not a replacement to the original texts, like how some Christians think the New Testament is a replacement for the Old Testament. Without the Torah/Tanakh the Talmud would not make any sense.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              And behold the false prophets have rose up to complain and deny! What are they afraid of? God’s light, and dolphin weiner.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to create a golem out of Bad dragon dildos and send him after you with the instructions to never stop having sex with you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can't lay with a man
            >and not a "beast"
            The Bible and religion in general is just a guide to life for total morons and these rules are no different. The purpose is to keep people from spreading disease at a time when smarter people understood that something about sex could do so, but didn't understand exactly what was going on. The idea is to just tell the idiots that sex for anything other than baby making will get you put in hell, and leave it at that. No nuance, no confusion. Disease spread is minimized, population growth maximized.

            There's a ton of dogmatic and zealous rules in religion where if you have a brain you can figure out the actual intent. Almost all of it has been made irrelevant by scientific advancement and regulations in modern societies. The only benefits provided by religion now are cope about your finite life and giving a sense of belonging to lonely and useless people.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT THE BIBLE

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then tell christtards to stop bringing up their caveman schizo bullshit if they don’t want how worthless it is to be discussed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uncle Ben is a christtard. Deal with it or leave the thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what you really mean is “stop bringing up corpse worship in a way that offends me”
                Sorry father homosex, but you need to learn that people talking about how dumb you are is part and parcel of openly believing in some levantine caveman’s superstitions

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, idiot. What we are saying is that we want to talk about animals and nature

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, stop bringing up your cancerous christ shit and people will stop mocking you for it and talking about how it is the cancer that ultimately killed civilization.

                I want to believe he is truly Christpilled and, even though he can't say it openly, hates homosexuals like Charles.
                But zoomers are so homosexual on the whole it's hard to believe.

                If he's as real as he seems though, he's legit a really good dude and I'm glad he's living by God's will.

                he runs the wildlife rescue because God told him to. Anyone who does things cause God tells them to is based in my book. Yes including terrorists.

                Yes, you buttholes. Spew your jihadi nonsense somewhere else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But i am not a religious person, you are just an insufferable moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abrahamic religions have no place on the animal and nature board unless you want to talk about lighting your best ewe on fire to appease the god or the Israelites.

                Absolutely NOTHING productive ever comes from shoving religion into threads that don't call for it on boards where it is irrelevant to begin with

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHUT the FRICK UP
                I don't always report people but you are off the fricking topic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What topic is that?
                Animals and nature
                Or...
                Religion.
                ???
                Wrong board
                >>>/x/

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this lil zoomzoom has grown on me. I also respect that he's a man of God despite not really being religious myself.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he get so huge? Watching his early videos, he looks like a different guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be POWERFUL to show kevin and da baby who's boss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does a lot of physical work every day, goes to the gym and snorts a shitload of creatine powder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      working everyday does that for men bro/ gym life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love this dude, good humor too

      (Tending to the place and) Managing Kevin is the ultimate workout

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 years passed from when you probably started watching
      Dude probably does nothing but do animal chores, shitpost on Wauf, and frick his female employees

      this lil zoomzoom has grown on me. I also respect that he's a man of God despite not really being religious myself.

      I thought he was cringe but respected his goals and now I watch every video
      If I didn't live in California I would probably be doing the same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >entire first half of this thread is christians being moronic talking about how based it is to hate consenting adults. no issues. 0% talk about the crazy rhea abuser.
      >then someone points out how stupid they are.
      >reeeee!
      Holy fragility.

      Anyways, it is plainly obvious that ben abused kevin somehow off camera, he does not behave like a normal rhea, or a normal bird of any species. No one will ever know what he did (raise the chick improperly, get mad and hurt it, etc) but that bird is clearly fricked for life and needs to go to a professional or a dinner table.

      Social media narcissism motivated him to work out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I remember the lore correctly Ben adopted Kevin because his previous owners were sick of how mental he is and were going to euthanise him

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes, I do impregnate chicks and twinks alike, how could you tell?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Big Ounce have been going to the gym together for a while now. Our Uncle Ben is yoked now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Ounce has been banging out raw thousand pound squats for years

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