Why would you own a male dog? First off you would have to fix him which means cutting off his balls which is like one of the worst things you can do to a person, making him a eunuch. Spaying a female dog isn't nearly as bad because you aren't cutting off the balls. And also if you own a male dog that means you are getting doggy kisses from a boy. That is gay as frick.
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>which is like one of the worst things you can do to a person, making him a eunuch.
good thing a dog is not a person!
Male dogs are lovable though. They're man's best friend and there's nothing gay about having a good friend.
Cutting off their balls sucks though. Poor bastards
>And also if you own a male dog that means you are getting doggy kisses from a boy.
I heard male dogs kiss more, though. Something to do with hierarchy.
Lip licking can be a warning sign, but kissing at lips is a submissive display iirc
A male dog is a friend for life
A female dog will unironically kill for you when push comes to shove
Both are good. No reason to spay or neuter either until full maturity.
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Because I'm a gay and I don't want femoids in my house.
why are you gay?
I agree. Can't belly rub when theres a fricking penis taking up the whole thing. Also its hairy down there which make them smell like piss
The penis is replaced by teats
>First off you would have to fix him
Incorrect.
Thats not a dog you creep
It barks, has a knot, can make hybrids with other canines, and was somebody's pet.
Close enough, especially since most scientists consider huskies and chihuahuas to be the same species.
woah look at them
not a dog
The dogs that played Lassie were male.
This is a stealth dog fricker thread. OP keep your peepee away from doggy vag you scoundrel
just give him a tug every once in a while
>Cutting off his balls
You dont have to do this. Just train your fricking dog and don't leave them behind a waist height fence all day like a wage slave american.
>Spaying a female isn't nearly as bad
It's actually worse. Spaying and neutering any dog before they have reached and settled into sexual maturity increases cancer risk, aggression, hernias, and the risk of crippling joint and tendon injuries. Working dogs are often left intact for their entire working career (5-10 years) and only spayed/neutered just as, or just before, the organs finally become diseased. It's not "fixing" if the dog isn't broken. It's breaking.
>inb4 mammary cancer!
It's a heritable issue totally unrelated to spay status. It was re-studied, with breed separations this time, and it turns out goldens/GSDs have it the worse and spayed australian shepherds actually got more mammary cancer than intact ones.
>Also owning a male dog is gay
The kisses shouldn't worry you, the penis taking up his entire stomach should.
Also, this is a little known fact, but if you spay or neuter a dog too early, genital atrophy predisposes them to UTIs and pissing on themselves, especially self-pissing in males, because the penis might never drop off the abdomen and then the urine stream can't be directed as it should. Now you know why some peoples dogs always smell like piss and don't seem to have visible genitalia. This also applies to the anus somewhat. Intact dogs have a larger bald patch surrounding their anus so they're less likely to get shit stuck to their fur.
pretty sure all the dogs I've ever had were spayed when I got them. first dog my parents got from the pound after a coworker dropped her off there because she was being too much of a pain in the ass for her mom. idk how old she was, they got her before I was born. second dog we got from some dude who lived in the woods or some shit and she was already spayed when we got her. current dog we got from a rescue shelter and was already spayed when we got her.
none of them pissed on themselves, none of them got cancer.