Why the fuck would anyone get a pet dog lol

My younger sister got a border collie puppy and it’s a useless and needy fricking gremlin that does nothing but get in the way, steal food and get dirty by digging in the yard. Thanks for reading my blog post

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause they are so much better than woman in bed

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > border collie

    Well there’s your problem. Border collies are some of the most neurotic shits known to man. They’re bred for sheep herding and need space to run and work to do.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think the abundance of working dogs and the fact that cats have so little working ability even if they happen to be motivated well enough speaks volumes about the relative intelligence of each species. A LOT of people do train their cats, so it's not like "cats are too smart to listen". But cats are just limited in what they can even learn, and how long it takes them to learn it. Huskies are a common example of an animal that's "too smart to listen". They are notorious for not doing what they are told unless you are holding a whole steak up for them to see, but their owners insist that they learn tricks in 1-2 repetitions and figure out novel ways to destroy property and escape confinement. If cats were like that, I don't think many people would keep them as pets.

    Really, isn't it better if cats are dumber? Dumber animals are much less demanding to care for. You don't have to play hide and seek puzzle games with your cat for 4 hours to sate their need for knowledge or anything. For a casual pet owner, don't you want a dumb animal that listens? That seems to actually describe cats well. They are very trainable if you do actually train them, just a bit dim.

    >*checks schizophrenia symptoms*
    >Delusions
    Oh.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Working ability is not necessarily a sign of intelligence. Imagine a creature that intakes information and processes it, but never takes action on any of that information; only thinks about it, silently, to themselves. What a crazy organism that would be.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre describing a pysop NEET/npc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Q05HQkf.png

        [...]
        I think the abundance of working dogs and the fact that cats have so little working ability even if they happen to be motivated well enough speaks volumes about the relative intelligence of each species. A LOT of people do train their cats, so it's not like "cats are too smart to listen". But cats are just limited in what they can even learn, and how long it takes them to learn it. Huskies are a common example of an animal that's "too smart to listen". They are notorious for not doing what they are told unless you are holding a whole steak up for them to see, but their owners insist that they learn tricks in 1-2 repetitions and figure out novel ways to destroy property and escape confinement. If cats were like that, I don't think many people would keep them as pets.

        Really, isn't it better if cats are dumber? Dumber animals are much less demanding to care for. You don't have to play hide and seek puzzle games with your cat for 4 hours to sate their need for knowledge or anything. For a casual pet owner, don't you want a dumb animal that listens? That seems to actually describe cats well. They are very trainable if you do actually train them, just a bit dim.

        >*checks schizophrenia symptoms*
        >Delusions
        Oh.

        Cats actually have great memories. They are just stupid. Cats have about a third as many cortex neurons as dogs, but actually slightly more hippocampus to cortex connections. So they remember things a bit more precisely and take longer to forget things, but they have significantly reduced capacity to understand what they remember or connect memories together in a chain of cause and effect.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dogs rule cats drool

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dogs rule AND drool

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        coming to think about it, I've met more drooling dogs than cats, so that makes sense and cats were at least worshipped once so I'd say cats rule more than dogs too
        I think it really should be "cats rule, dogs drool" since that's more accurate

        inb4 cope

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >r/cats: BASTET DOE!?!? HOL UP LEMME FIND SUMDEM
          LOVECRAFT QUOTES
          >authors note: lovecraft was a homosexual
          The same backwards satanic pagans that worshiped cats also worshiped dogs
          Everyone else worshiped dogs or wolves and panthera (not mere cats)

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More intelligent animals are more annoying and active when they are young and maintain a need for mental stimulation in adulthood. Collies, huskies, and german shepherds and the like approach the intelligence of a small monkey.

    Cats, fish, and houseplants might be more your speed.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    >cant train or control dog

    Many such cases

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is really all that needs to be said.
      nu-chan fricking sucks.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >dont hate women huh
    >think im a redditor for saying “women with dogs should be raped and have their dogs taken and given to men” huh
    >well u r reddit!
    i want to remind you that incels literally came from reddit. The alt right came from reddit. /misc/ and /LULZ/ are not Wauf, they are reddits dumping grounds, like /soc/.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to need a pic of anon's sister's feet before I pass any judgement.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >doesn't immediately assume every woman is a sniveling, frail, useless waste of skin
    >this anon must be a feminist simp!
    You're just proving him right.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >inheritance
    Nope, has a brother.
    >marriage
    Family structure would have to be truly fricked for this to happen.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you think anon’s sister, a feeble woman, owns anything of consequence or otherwise contributes to society in any way?

    No, this dog is being used as an accessory. She should be defiled and the dog liberated and given a better life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would I occupy my time, money, and allowance money with a dog
      >when i can spend it on drugs, cable internet, netflix, and gaming computers instead
      -Every redditor who comes to Wauf when they should be showering instead

      Holy fricking reddit. Did you also plan a mass shooting when you were writing that post, muhammad?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You download that image from this thread https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4678386/#4678922
        We can see that you're new, please tell us how you found Wauf

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saving it that late is a good sign that someone doesn’t browse Wauf or /misc/. I didnt actually see >mfw reaction image until 3 years after the meme was created despite being here since 2006.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would I occupy my time, money, and allowance money with a dog
        >when i can spend it on drugs, cable internet, netflix, and gaming computers instead
        This is true though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, please stop making the same fricking dog thread every 5 minutes, just bump the dog general like a normal moron pls

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wauf is a slow-ass board, it doesn’t need everything binned into generals.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should see the absolute state of Wauf, it's become almost unusable because of

          [...]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman bad
      is that way

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 3
    They keep vermin off my property, protect my hens, and their antics make me laugh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first 2 are legitimate uses though
      Working dog owners are one thing, pet owners are another

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would keep them around even if i didnt have work for them

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