the "JUST LIKE REAL ANIMALS" opinion from some onions trannies who never went beyond a vape shop in their neighborhood and saw these "REAL ANIMALS" only in Disney cartoons?
Why should we consider (actually, we shouldn't at all)
the "JUST LIKE REAL ANIMALS" opinion from some onions trannies who never went beyond a vape shop in their neighborhood and saw these "REAL ANIMALS" only in Disney cartoons?
alright keep bumping it and it will reach bump limit
Suits me. Never forget, lurkers. Trannies ARE the reason dinosaurs are so fucked up in the modern age. It's not a meme. It's not false. It is LITERALLY what is happening.
god damnit this shitty thread almost died and you bumped it
someone posted a link to this thread in that soijak dot party website.
what's that? does that explain why this thread sucks so much?
It sucks because you're a chud and people noticed.
It's a zoomer board named after the most cancer zoomer antimeme that ever zoomed. What do you think?
In English please.
It might be time for jannies to delete this thread. There's no way to fix it at this point.
Well, considering all the jannies are trannies, the only cure is to delete all the cansured up blue boards. Every single one has been unusable for years due to all the reddit trannies.
tsmt
all me btw
Think you'd get the hint after a while
just don't look at it if you don't like it
fuck you i do what i want
Wauf - History & Humanities
>le thinly veiled 4chan thread
You didn't even know about the filters, tourist
have a nice day
Never make a thread again
No one gives a shit about your schizo chud rambling
So does the paleoschizo just throw conspiracy targets at the wall to see what sticks?
Because, you know, conflating chinese villagers with a CCP plot to subvert paleontology with magical devices that can change rock at the atomic level is the height of sane and rational thinking.
Or how about the one about how the twitter artists with no credentials beyond having a hobby are evidence that transsexual activists have infiltrated the field of paleontology so deeply that they're manipulating the results of digs and studies so that one person specifically questions his sexuality and masculinity every time he thinks about extinct lizards.
Or the one about the garden gnomes for some reason, because every conspiracy theorist for some reason always comes back around to believing rhetoric straight out of 30's Germany and applies it to their niche topic no matter how little sense it makes.
No, it couldn't possibly be that all of those are ridiculous conspiracy theories made as cope due to modern evidence showing these animals as different than they were depicted in a 30 year old action movie. A film that goes out of its way to tell the audience that the animals it's depicting are genetic monstrosities due to the company in the film cutting corners.
He's just trolling.
if he constantly says stupid stuff about dinosaurs on purpose, he can hide it when he says stupid stuff by accident. Both from others and himself.
>I was just pretending to be retarded, huh mom?
he's really a sad sort of person, but I doubt he believes a tenth of the crap he posts.
beeg chiken
>Why should we consider (actually, we shouldn't at all)
parenthetical asides to the inner monologue are cringe and schizo.
you can't even complete a full thought without having to correct yourself. Like a fucking toddler.
Trannies b like:
>just like me!
>SO misunderstood
>SO weird
>SO not like the others
Shills will try to claim this is a strawman, but it's literally actual fucking trannies pushing all this feathershit and nufag paleo pseudoscience.
You'd probably be horrified to learn how many of your favorite dinosaurs from the 1800's to now were discovered and described by gay men, many of them transvestites.
Listen you gay. I'm a gay man. And you're by FAR a huger gay than I will ever be.
yes, reading books is bad!
it's gay to know things!
you suck cocks and take dicks up your ass, the only difference between you and a chud is you lack fashion sense.
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Oh also, literal furfags.
God. Why only gays live on this site? Where have all the normal people gone?
*Btw, Wauf jenny is the main gay.
>saying gay people exist and some of them study dinosaurs makes me gay
in reality that massive cocksucker, the paleoschizo is quite right. Dinosaur science has a very long history of attracting far more literal fags than exist in the normal population. And the normal population has no shortage of fags.
As to why you'll find so many gay men working in restaurants, hair salons, engineering departments, and paleontology labs,
I wouldn't know.
but you do find them there, that's a fact
Dinosaurs are fabulous.
It's the feathers and bright colors. Also sparkles
we need more dinosaur musicals. Then OP can complain the costumes aren't accurate.
No. Feathergayry is a chud obsession. Transgender is a sex fetish, not a sexuality.
>I'm the real gay, all these other gays don't count
No True gay fallacy
Trannies aren't gay. They're just coombrains.
you're offended that other men suck cocks for different reasons than you suck cocks, and don't want to be lumped in with them.
sorry gay, you don't get to decide who's included in your exclusive gay club.
you're all a bunch of disgusting gays, you're no better than they are.
Homosexuality is being attracted to the same sex.
Transgender is watching degenerate porn, crossdressing badly and trying to rape girls in high school locker rooms.
They're not the same.
>They're not the same.
>burglars aren't real criminals because they don't kill people
again, No True gay fallacy
you may think you're different from a chud
nobody else does.
Be quiet, chud. Although I do believe we've found out why paleopseud is such an isnufferable garden gnome.
Literal chud. What a surprise. The reddit paleontologist that thinks deviantart is science is yet another chud. Who could have guessed?
Eventually people are going to figure out that literally ALL paleogays that insist on gory, feathered dinosaurs are just trannies working out their mental issues in visual media.
>The reddit paleontologist that thinks deviantart is science is yet another chud
I'm not a gay. I'm just explaining to you that since you're a gay, you get lumped in with other gays like trannies, twinks, and HR workers.
Paleontologists don't copy reddit or deviantart, it's the other way around. So yeah, I agree with what they say because they learned it from me.
Just like I agree with your retarded ass most of the time because everything you know about dinosaurs you learned from me.
>and trying to rape girls in high school locker rooms
Any actual evidence of this?
Uh yeah, like every fucking autogynephile in existence. In fact, trannies are guilty of felony level crimes so frequently they probably have the highest violent crime rate of any demographic. Little secret most people don't know too: most animal gore videos online are trannies. Most people are totally oblivious to this, but that's why there's so much genital mutilation going on in the vids.
I think you're confusing Trans people with US Republicans again.
Am I?
We can do this all day. Trannies LOVE to commit crime and have provided endless fodder. For your next trick you'll ask (facetiously) why I have these on my computer, as if you don't know.
>October 2017
Buddy like fifteen staunch conservatives got put away for bad touch just in the last week
Record time with the goalposts game.
>"conservative" population: ~50%
>LGBTROFLMAO and "non-binary" population: <8%
>chud population: <0.5%
I see even this board needs a refresher on kindergarten math. My gentle retard let us say you've got ten apples, and one of them is rotten. That means 10% of your apples are rotten. Now let's imagine that you have 100 apples! Wow! But oh no ten of your apples are rotten. That means 10% of your apples are rotten. Now furrow your precious ape like brow and think real hard about this. In both groups 10% of the apples were rotten... Which group had the MOST rotten apples?
What a retarded thing to say.
Let's say we have 10 diseases, but 9 of them have 3 percent mortality, but one of them has 85% mortality. The 10 diseases combined have 10% more total fatalities than the 1 with 85% mortality. Which disease should we worry about?
*The 9 other diseases combined have 10% more total fatalities than the 1 with 85% mortality
Depends on how common and infectious each disease is retard.
No it doesn't, dipshit. Honestly, every time trannies come up on a blue board it just proves that trannies are the ones specifically fucking up all the blue boards with their redditry.
You are the one who brought up Trans people. Just like you do on every board, and then you bitch and moan about how de evil twannies is fowcing you to be gay, because you have fucking brain damage.
No, chud, your kind just won't stop cancering up the entire internet. Literally go the fuck away and we'll forget you perverts that day.
chud hands wrote this
I think this thread finally put to rest any doubt: anyone that has ever typed "Why do you bring up trannies all the time? Why do you care?" is literally a chud. It's always been trannies. Years ago, Wauf was lousy with the parasites and created /tttt/ as a containment board. But then that shit got mainstreamed and they took over all the blue boards.
rent free
i look like this and also say this
What is this even supposed to mean? Media Matters is run by chud pedophiles btw.
Completely brain frazzled by two words and a picture, amazing
seriously, who are you quoting?
provide a link or i'll have to assume you're just making this up
What the fuck are you talking about
If trans women are women, why do they have to be called trans?
Strange, I just went through the wikipedia page about dinosaurs and there doesn't seem to be a single mention of trannies.
who are you quoting
>and now we see the subdominant male realize it's female disguise has been discovered
>knowing it will now be ousted by the rest of the group, it makes an attempt at damage control... to little success
Tsmt look what they did to /qa/ this website is run by chuds
>I think this thread finally put to rest any doubt
We knew that like 5 years ago kek
The only people who defend trannies online are actual soi redditors and trannies. Redditors are scared of Wauf, so the only people who are going to defend trannies there are the chuds themselves
ok but im still not getting the jab
Lol GOOD. Let the trannies die of myocarditis or suicide. I don't give a fuck either way.
What kind of analogy is this?
Would you buy apples from a grocery that has 85% rotten apples just because the total amount of rotten apples of a reputable supermarket chain has is bigger?
You retarded coombrain crossdresser, you just used MY argument and argued against your own.
>you're offended that other men suck cocks for different reasons than you suck cocks
Both are fucked in the head but at least the regular gay isn't irrational enough to think he can be female in spite of his chromosomes and then have the audacity to call people who disagree with him "science deniers".
Who is that?
yes, damn those trannies and their purposefully unique cartoon dinosaurs. They should only make cartoon dinosaurs that fit within your rigid preconceived notions of what dinosaurs looked like, as taught to you by verified heterosexual men from the 1940's. Men who certainly never sucked cocks or wore women's underwear to work.
Oh boy the constant chud refrain:
>Um actually, everyone is a secret chud!
It's nothing new.
Not everyone is a chud, but dinosaur paleontology has had far more trannies than you know of.
>filename
I thought trannies were supposed to still be at least human.
>all of these atheist freaks who think dinosaurs are real
Return to God. Reject Satan.
return to odin
reject zeus
Normally I'd interpret this as a shitpost but someone paid real money for ads about this crap
Praise be, commander anon. God's light shines upon us all.
Wauf will be the epicenter of the christian revolution that will save America from decay
dogfags, lads, ye gone too far with that reference.
That's why I'm fixing hell to make it eternal.
So the Bible itself is lies, since it describes in detail what happens to creation in the book of Revelation.
historically christians haven't really accepted Revelation as canon. Its inclusion in the bibble is still questioned and questionable.
Yet they still use it as the central core of their recruitment and indoctrination. Especially the more fringe sects of Christianity like Fundamentalists.
yep. It's pretty popular with the doomhogs. Real christians who don't want their enemies punished would quickly see it's not christian though.
but then real christians should have a problem with Saul's writings as well
The old testament is littered with ancient shreds of rabbinical apocrypha.
The new testament has entire books of roman apocrypha giving entirely different accounts of events and putting forth "i heard it from a friend of a friend of jesus that it came to him in a dream" tier shit that changes the religion to be very convenient for roman commoners who are going to be required to adopt it. Then they go where they couldn't get away with changing the book, and read new meanings into it to eliminate the traces of animism in the old testament, and allow roman paganism.
Christianity is the world's most blatantly made up religion. At least mormonism and islam came from real schizophrenic delusions and not scheming in the church,
>Christianity is the world's most blatantly made up religion
It's surprising more people don't realize this, with how it takes things from a bunch of other religions and barely edits them.
Humans have defective brains.
Why, of all boards on Wauf, is the animal board the most mentally ill?
No easy task either, at that.
Animals can be a substitute for people.
But in this context it's because liking dinosaurs is closely linked with autism and childhood.
I always read the "liking dinosaurs is autistic" thing here and it's never been convincing. I think it's all coming from self-hating nerdy dino fans who got picked on for liking them as a kid. I'm a total normie/chad (at least appearance wise) and I've always loved dinos, they're just animals. (excuse me, REAL ANIMALS™) Are there autists who like them? Sure. But there are autists out there who like everything.
But the level of mental illness on this board... this isn't normal. And it can't be explained away with garden variety autism either. Posters impersonating each other, claiming to be one another, accusing others of being someone else, threatening to make housecalls to beat each other up. No there's something stranger going on here. And that's just the paleo threads, not even getting into the people who want to fuck dolphins and birds.
The only board that comes close is the pro wrestling board. Wauf is actually normie central compared to these two boards.
>Posters impersonating each other, claiming to be one another, accusing others of being someone else
isn't that just an inevitable symptom of Wauf's anonymous system
>not even getting into the people who want to fuck dolphins and birds
That's like asking why the lgbt board has so many fags and trannies, or why /co/ faps to cartoons. Every board has coomers
>isn't that just an inevitable symptom of Wauf's anonymous system
Yes.
on Wauf I'm big bob
but there's at least a dozen other big bobs there. I got a whole team of trolls copying me.
same with the paleoschizo. Doesn't matter how many people he is. If a person constantly gets mistake for him, they are him. Anonymous isn't just one person.
>isn't that just an inevitable symptom of Wauf's anonymous system
Basically yeah, but the real answer is that the blue boards are ALWAYS the worst because they attract all the liberal morons and retarded midwits afraid of racial slurs. Which also means they have 100% subverted "minds" already and want to spread the mental disease to others. When you defy them with the light of truth, they wriggle and scream and burst into flames. That's what you're witnessing. Some people really ARE that autistic and won't stand for garden gnome astroturfing campaigns. This causes violent reactions in propagandists.
What if you're the mentally ill one?
You dumb bitch, see:
We're all mentally ill. I'm just mentally ill and not retarded.
schizo still pretending to be a biologist even if he doesn't know shit about biology
sad
Why do so many members of the population fall for astroturf campaigns. It's literally just fucking shills. It's malice and they're paid to do it. NEVER expect good faith arguments in 2023. We've reached full corporate Third Body Problem levels of botmind.
Oh I haven't fallen for it. I give them the chance to come clean while knowing full well they won't take it, basically to watch them squirm as you said. If this thread has taught us anything it's that you were right about these people paleo-schizo. You were right about about everything. And now of course they'll accuse me of being you again.
>Some people really ARE that autistic and won't stand for garden gnome astroturfing campaigns
Well, almost everything. Because I don't think there's anything autistic about it. It's merely standing up to calculated misinformation, which is basically evil in my eyes.
You kind of have to be slightly autistic to care this much about it. And while not technically autistic, you would be forgiven for thinking I am.
And yes, it's not basically evil. It's just evil. The demons in control of this world have worked very hard to try to erase "evil" from the vocabulary of the homunculi masquerading as human in this age, which allows them to get away with literally level of it not seen in the entirety of human history.
>The demons in control
meds you fucking nut
Evil must and shall be destroyed.
Start with yourself.
I'm not evil. I'm starting with you. I'm ending with your evil god.
Biologists are all mentally ill. But most of them are mentally ill AND midwit redditors.
t. biologist
I like dinosaurs, I like shows about dinosaurs, dinosaurs are neat, trans rights are human rights and I don't mind the paleo schizo.
>This is the most delicious pizza ever baked. With broken glass in it.
I like your style, pscyho.
I'm glad this show exists. Not just because it's a fairly good but somewhat flawed attempt to emulate modern nature docuseries like Planet Earth, but because it make's Wauf's resident paleoschizo seethe like nothing else.
Imagine being so obsessed with your Jurassic Park inspired headcanon that when a new series contradicts the scientific accuracy of a 30 year old film you throw apoplectic tantrums on Wauf.
They should be like real animals because they WERE real animals you fucking idiot. If that weren't the case then they would just make a documentary on creaters from the dungeons and dragons monster manuel
Hey I said onions not onions
I watched through the series for the first time a few days ago. The intro really gripped me, I thought I was gonna relive the level of fascination I felt during my childhood because the models had so much fidelity. They were so impressive, and Beelzebufo especially looked so real in its rendering and animation. I got really invested in the behaviours and livelihoods of the creatures, but every time the tension seemed to rise and capture an immersive view of prehistoric life, it'd dissipate usually from the series' heavy aversion to behavioural and physical violence and suffering, and by the fifth episode the awe had worn off and some segments felt tonally repetitive, and worse yet, sort of artificial in its portrayal of nature. Realistically, I know that nothing with the brutality of Walking with Dinosaurs will ever be funded and produced today with this level of quality, and I very much enjoyed seeing the more whimsical aspects of animal behaviour, but I wish this series could have been a combination of the two, a portal into both dualities. In my opinion that would've made it something unforgettable for kids to experience.
what the fuck are you talking about
Didneydrones have no critical thought capabilities, merely consooming whatever the Mouse sharts onto their plate and proclaiming it gospel.
Feathered dinosaurs are the last bastion of heterosexuality in this increasingly perverted world
OP just hates it because he wants "big beefy t rex daddies UwU" but us straight aryan chads who have no reason to fear turning into trannies (unlike OP, who has "been the girl" so many times he's starting to have intrusive thoughts) want the opposite. More feathers, and give them lips too.
Why does literally every thread on every board now have to mention trannies
well the board is overrun with low iq types that think they're being rebellious and edgy defying the progressive agenda when in reality they're just extreme rule-followers doing whatever they're told in sunday school by Pastor Dave Bumhumper.
>conflating religiosity with their "alt right" boogeyman
The unintentional irony and lack of self-awareness is palpable despite being extremely predictable.
CIA is using trannies everywhere to upset the societal applecart so people don't talk about killing populations for making rents universally above income. Everyone HATES trannies, but libs MUST defend the most loathsome, so it's the perfect non-controversy. Hope this helps.
>kookoo_clock_soundeffect.wav
Bruh it's 2023. There's no such thing as paranoia. The feds are out to get everyone and they're doing a great job of wrecking society.
This post is completely unintelligible. Could you try again, but with human words and phrases?
I thought the "woke T-rex" shit was a meme
Kek
Is this thread AI generated or what? I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
Just because you're stupid, doesn't mean it's fake.
>dinosaur documentary depicts prehistoric animals doing things other than fighting and hunting and eating each other
>ITS SUBVERSIVE chud WOKE AGENDA AND NOT SCIENTIFIC!
I hate brainrotted stormfags, I really do, these morons were never 4chan, they're just salty womanish retards that whine about everything
Dare, I say, these are even like Real Animals™??
At least raptors are drawn quite neat. The problem is that it's impossible to watch, since each scene literally drags on for an eternity but has no content (fucking hack Favreau).
It also pisses me off that onions autists are constantly comparing this shit to Jurassic World, which even compared to the old Jurassic Park (still pretty realistic, btw) is absolute trash fantasy crap with xenomorphs instead of dinosaurs.
Yeah, it is shockingly boring for a dinosaur documentary. Honestly i don't feel anything when watching these clips, why there isn't any background dinosaurs? It is just empty landscapes with 3D models, they looks nice but it isn't believable because the action is always centered on a couple of animals and everything around them is lifeless.
It's called:
>aRTisTiC VisiON
It's just that nowadays every assembly line movie director, whose greatest achievement at best was to direct some slop #3845 for Disney, consider themselves to be the next Scorsese or Kubrick... Making a "documentary"... Yeah.
wtf I didn't say onions I said onions
it's a word filter so we can laugh at reddit gays like you and OP
cope seethe and dilate
Everything was alright until the goddamn Mononykus appreared.
>this animal has the same colour and pattern like a animal that hasnt even evolved yet hurr durr
Its ok when you do shit like this as a skin JWE or those Beast of the mesozoic toyline or some shit. But not in a fucking documentary. Fuck paleofags, fuck them.
what the fuck is wrong with dinofags?
>some manchild who never quite grew out of his dinosaur phase spouting barely comprehensible horseshit about 'onions trannies' who 'never went beyond a vape shop' because the dinosaur CGI didn't look quite like the rubber dinosaur toys he had as a child
the absolute state of this board, man
It's unironically sad at this point.
the creators are open leftists what's your point?
PerHispanicacious and succinct.
Science stops becoming science the moment biases are presented, in which case it becomes media instead of science.
It’s great that Prehistoric Planet tried (emphasis on tried) its best to depict dinosaurs using the most up-to-date data that we have today when it’s present. However, it clearly doubled down on this and made it a point to depict the dinosaur using the most popular rhetoric narrative of [current year], otherwise we won’t be presented with this much “subversive speculations”.
Which is sad, because it’s worshipped by the I LOVE SCIENCE crowd so much as the most accurate dinosaur documentary ever just because the series supports their pet theories.
They don’t love science, they put science on a pedestal and idolize their own personal image of what science should be, and then becomes toxic after getting disappointed when the real science doesn’t fit their personal image.
>depict the dinosaur using the most popular rhetoric narrative of [current year]
how?
>“subversive speculations”
how any of those were subversive ?
PP doesn't subvert out of malice or whatever, it's simply the culmination of the All Yesterdays movement which tried to show dinosaurs in a newer light beyond the usual and trite
>hunt hunt hunt
>migration
>extinction
Sometimes it gets a bit silly and unnecessarily weird, but it's nice to see dinosaurs portrayed as real animals doing animals things, even if weird and speculative.
It is malice.
You don't have plausible deniability.
Society rewards retards for acting out and claiming new and improved stupid shit.
>it's simply the culmination of the All Yesterdays movement
Oh great, so not subversion out of malice but just subversion for subversion's sake then. That's really not any better and the All Yesterdays "movement" is pure cancer.
>but it's nice to see dinosaurs portrayed as real animals doing animals things
Real animals also hunt and migrate though. It's not some fabrication that was first made up for dino documentaries, they actually do those things. So even the "real animals!" company line is disingenuous.
No there's plenty of malice inherent in contrarianism.
Honest question, OP.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
We're all eagerly waiting for the obituary.
It's been nearly one year and you in particular are still mad over a speculative disney movie
PROTIP: You associate it with homosexualitys and transvestism because seeing the world as trying to turn people trans is a common paranoid delusion in repressing trannies.
What made you gay? And why are you so hellbent on inflicting a homosexual agenda on the rest of us? Can we talk about that?
You know it’s weird you’ve got such a problem with the gays despite being a massive gay
moron you literally organize harassment campaigns against half-retarded hapa vtubers solely for the transgression of playing a wizard game for toddlers you deemed "literally genocide". You are in no position to speak about mental health, even less so paranoia.
wtf i didn't type onions i typed onions
Yeah, onions/onions is filtered to onions
The substance that starts with an “S”that’s commonly associated ”O”nline with estrogen production and other similar stereotypes that “Y”ou may know of is censored to onions. It isn’t censored on boards like Wauf though since it could potentially mess up cooking recipes.
Noone should ever listen to anyone with a STEM degree. They are almost singlehandedly responsible for the death of the environmental movement, reddit, the idea that everyone needs a degree to get a job (and the consequent debt everyone is now saddled with) and the death of critical thinking and science itself in this age. As has been elaborated on at length many times, the only thing STEMfags are any good at is math. Everything else is trained monkey tier. A factory worker that watches Youtube videos will typically know more about a subject than some retard with a degree in it.
I’m so glad they made this show for no reason other than watching you seethe uncontrollably months after it finished and everyone forgot about it
Season 2 starts in a couple months.
I’ve never heard of this “just like real animals” argument before. Could you elaborate on what you’re speaking of? I just don’t understand what this means.
Schizo speed for
>not like in jurassic park
Ah, so it’s like “dinosaurs had feathers” and shit like that? ty for responding
Legit never heard of the phrase prior to this thread.
I envy you since you clearly haven’t seen much of the dogshit that is Wauf dino threads
Jurassic Park's actually pretty accurate. And the only parts that aren't are known speculation. That's the difference between JP and PP. JP knows it's fiction. But the advisors on that movie actually tried for accuracy (mostly). The advisors for PP ACTIVELY pushed speculative fictitious nonsense and tried to pass it off as fact.
>Jurassic Park's actually pretty accurate. And the only parts that aren't are known speculation
It’s funny you still think that
You Chomo bro they literally ruined Dilophosaurus reputation in media. They literally knew how large it actually was but they still went to straight up lies path way and made it a poisonous iguana. Even the novels were more accurate than the movie version.
You don't even understand why Crichton did that. You think it's because he wanted a scary monster and didn't trust the experts, but his entire point with that deviation from conventional paleontology was that the operators of the Park were playing with fire and didn't actually know for certain what they were getting. They expected a relatively safe small carnivore to wow the guests, but instead they got an exhibit that was nocturnal, evasive, and dangerous to staff and guests alike.
JP is literature. Not high literature, but still literature. It had a point to make.
It's kind of absurd how many times I've explained this shit to these CIA redditor gays. They just don't care. They're philosophical zombies. You're not arguing with people here. They're simply cogs pushing an agenda. They don't even understand what they're saying. They just type shit.
>You're not arguing with people here. They're simply cogs pushing an agenda. They don't even understand what they're saying. They just type shit.
says the guy that literally can't understand anything people type.
Why did they mix them with frog DNA? at that tike they knew dinosaurs were closer to birds than reptiles, and especially amphibians. They're theme park attrations and nothing more
So they would be dumb and scaly instead of gay and feathered like giant chickens
Even the JP guys knew that they were just like real animals
I mean yeah, ingen overlooking IRL facts is basically canon. i just always assumed that they made them look like classic reptilian dinosaurs purely just out of marketability. Forg seems weird cause they breathe out of their skin.
Parts of frog DNA retard.
the way I remember it, when the book came out everyone knew birds descended from dinosaurs but nobody seriously expected to find feathered dinosaurs. When feathered dinosaurs were found, scientists still didn't believe it. It was just a bit too convenient to seem true.
so basically, scaley was the expected look at the time. Kids forget the idea of feathered dinosaurs is extremely new for the general public and even for most scientists.
>the idea of feathered dinosaurs is extremely new for the general public and even for most scientists.
like newer than Jurassic Park.
>at that tike they knew dinosaurs were closer to birds than reptiles
that wasn't a popular idea at the time the book was written. And the movie didn't try to correct mistakes in the book.
"Velociraptor antirrhopus" is a famous one they knew was wrong and left in anyways.
>Jurassic Park's actually pretty accurate
This, especially the frilled venom-spitting Dilophosaurus, the real animal was exactly like this but those woke scientists hide the parts of the fossils that show it had a frill and venom glands. We all know sauropods chewed their food like cattle as well, but again the woke scientists brainwashed us into believing they couldn't use their mouths. And lying so hard about Velociraptor, it was the baddest smartest most amazing hunter to ever live, if it was alive today humanity would be extinct in months.
>never heard of this
Sure. Just like no russkie has ever heard of "two more weeks" or "Kyiv in three days", kek.
>He doesn't date Prego women so you can fuck them without a condom and drink milk and then ghost them
breast milk is toxic for non-infants
So I can do all that and die?? Sign me the fuck up
>it's a paleoschizo thread
Is that the Overly Attached Girlfriend?
What a shitty 'shop, lol
People mad about CGI feathers or whatever on dinos should be outraged at the sloopy shooping going on here
But no, everyone here has a massive boner for cuck shit, so everyone will believe it's real out of pure hate
Some people think that 'scary' looking animals like crocodiles are movie monsters and not real animals. So if someone portrays T rex for example as scary-looking then it means they are portraying the T rex as a movie monster. Pretty common in the dinosaur threads. All dinosaur threads are cancer.
As someone who is in the middle I wholeheartedly disagree with whoever goes far into their own asses. In other websites people want to IMPLORE that dinosaurs MUST be cute AND friendly and animal like which just gives me a fucking headache to read through. On the other hand we have retards in Wauf who literally argue all day that dinosaurs should be retarded meat sacks with teeth and nothing more.
Like, in my opinion it's a breath of fresh air. We've seen dinosaurs rampage and maul each other in media for about three decades, most if not always focusing on combat side of things and how they gore each other with their fearsome jaws and claws. Prehistoric Planet still very much gives us a more natural feel to them and don't just focus on predation and combat. However, contrary to some retards in this thread, Prehistoric Planet still very much has a ton of fucking scenes where dinosaurs and other prehistoric reptiles maul each other and kill each other because they're animals you morons.
A crocodile will fucking rip the face off a zebra but it'll let birds clean it's mouth from left overs because it's not a bloodthirsty retard.
>Nice try, Trey
There are plenty complaints to levy against PP and you can cite direct quotes from the creators for much of it. The only time the show decides to gets gruesome is toward infants, other than that, it tries its best to cut away from bloodshed or violence, except for a funny anime fight between the mosasaurs. The Carno wiggle dance was among one of the most greivous examples of pussyfication. Over all I actually liked it and it's for that reason I care about the flaws so much. This shit was deliberate whereas WWD was dated because of what we knew at the time, we now have idealogues making it dated much like the rest of our media post 2015
Get over it, JP did more to cement dinos as fast animals explicitly related to birds more than any other peice of media. Taking liberties with the Dilos and Velociraptors were for the sake of making them iconic and drawing interest, which was better in the long run.
>The only time the show decides to gets gruesome is toward infants
It's like baby blue, baby pink and white flag fags cannot for a single moment not shove their child predation habits.
It's their antinatalism in general. Lefties are fine with violence towards infants because they don't see them as life. Which is why they shy away from showing kills on adult dinos but graphically depict baby ones they spend time getting you endeared to getting swallowed whole. I know infant mortality was and still is super high, but they could hardly go a scene without it to the point that it made lots of us pick up on it.
> The Carno wiggle dance was among one of the most greivous examples of pussyfication.
>Taking liberties with the Dilos and Velociraptors were for the sake of making them iconic and drawing interest, which was better in the long run.
Oh yeah, making the first apex predator of the jurassic period into a pussified iguana sure has made a good impact in dilo you complete and utter hypocrite.
He is not hypocritical, he's pragmatic, in contrast to you leftist purity spiraling ideologues.
Don’t push me with your gay ass american political ideologies you mentally destabilized tool. You aren’t capable of bringing an argument into a dinosaur conversation so you resort to fucking politics.
>You aren’t capable of bringing an argument into a dinosaur conversation
Literally brought photographic evidence you demented autogynephiliac moron.
>Don’t push me with your gay ass american political ideologies
Ironic this coming from a CCP shill pushing demoralization agenda.
>Why, I struck a chord.
So you're fine with liberties when it's a stupid dance claiming to be fact but not with a fictional movie with an iconic design, got it.
Pirated the whole thing, already said I liked it. What would keep me from watching it, exactly? If any criticism of PP illicits this sort of response from its fandom then thats saying a lot.
>So you're fine with liberties when it's a stupid dance claiming to be fact
Any of the other scenes would’ve been a better example for you to use. They specifically did the carno dance scene because of its weird arm anatomy that nobody has really thought of a better explanation for than “display maybe?”
Then pick a different scene. Go ahead, let's hear your criticism. I picked the carno scene because a) it looks stupid and b) it is nonsense because why would display evolve on a vestigial limb the species is actively losing talk about counterintuitive and c) he doesn't even get any carnussy
>why would display evolve on a vestigial limb the species is actively losing
Except it’s not actively losing it. All abelisaurs have the same tiny arms across tens of millions of years and the arms don’t get any smaller across that entire time span
That logic just doesn't follow. Of course different species would branch off in the time it takes for evolution to get rid of a limb. Limbs are seen across all vertevrates Carno and it's family would have been one of the only examples of this ever. Each species was likely evolving in the same trend and thus the arms were in varying degree of stubbiness across all Abelisaurs which just means they were at different stages in the process of losing them. But they are theropods which means their limbs were bigger at one time. So, their limbs shrank. Period. Display would not evolve for shrinking limbs, especially when they have prominent horns on their brow ridge which along with crests is similar to how 99% of other theropods sexually display.
The arms shrunk at the early stages of abelisaur evolution, by the time carnotaurus popped up they had long since stopped shrinking. It was not in the process of losing its limbs, they had become small and then maintained that size across all the later Abelisaurs. Regardless of that, calling the arms vestigial despite having a ball and socket joint allowing an enormous range of movement, wearing in said joint suggesting frequent movement and well developed chest and shoulder muscles is a long shot. Compare them to something like emus that do have vestigial forelimbs and don’t have any of that
It's such a simple structure though that I think people are overthinking the arms. Display would call for a more elaborate structure. The chest muscles I would explain away as being necessary for the rest of the animal to function, Carno was quick and probably used it in combination with the rest of it's anatomy to give it better offensive capabilities. I mean, why would big chest muscles even be necessary for wiggling? I can wiggle my pinkie toe for extended periods and I don't need muscles for it. I think the chest muscles are for something else. It's jaw and entire body compostion make me think of it as the bulldog of theropods, at least, how bulldogs used to look back when they were still athletic and fighting bulls. But I will say what you're pushing here is compelling. I just think it's very open to debate and still unclear, thus it shouldn't be pushed like that in a documentary as high profile as this one as if it were settled. Still on the vestigial side of the argument, most seemingly first inclinations in debates such as this tend to be right in the end.
>Display would call for a more elaborate structure
Well ostriches use their wings for display, and they’ve shrunk a shitload compared to their ancestors
>I just think it's very open to debate and still unclear, thus it shouldn't be pushed like that in a documentary as high profile as this one as if it were settled
That’s not what they did. In the explanation segment they paired with the episode they explained “something was going on with their arms, and we can’t really think of anything else aside from display so that’s how we interpreted it”
I would bet you Ostriches lose their wings if given enough time. But just because you CAN find examples of goofy dances doesn't mean you SHOULD infer that example on any particular dino species. If you can do it for carno, you can do it for all of them. And the justification for it in the post doc interview is poor. "We can't think of anything else they would be used for" is shit reasoning.
>But just because you CAN find examples of goofy dances doesn't mean you SHOULD infer that example on any particular dino species
Why not? How is it any worse than the scene where a T. rex bellows like an alligator? If you don’t want them speculating you’d be left with a 30 minute episode of brown dinosaurs walking
>you’d be left with a 30 minute episode of brown dinosaurs walking
if you want to be a purist you'd get 30 minutes of partial decapitated skeletons with broken and twisted bones sitting in a box or on a hillside.
in real life dinosaurs are pretty boring.
Something suggests that you’ve only seen youtube clips of prehistoric planet.
>except for a funny anime fight between the mosasaurs.
>ignores the nanqsaurus hunting pachyrhinosaurus in a blizzard.
>ignores the troodontid hunting mammals.
>ignores the qianzhousaurus hunting corythoraptor.
Lol this entire scene is complete fabrication. Dinosaurs weren't trudging through the snow like fucking bison and wolves. And these specific species certainly weren't covered in feathers. TROPICAL PLANET.
The arctic circle had a temperate climate like modern day New York. It absolutely would have snowed in the winter.
Lol no it fucking did not. New York isn't even "temperate" it's cold as all hell. How are ALL paleontologists so fucking terrible at their jobs??
>Um actually Canada had the exact same climate 66 million years ago as today
The fuck are all you retards talking about. Read a god damned book already. Jesus christ.
we can check average temperatures in any sedimentary rock, including in dinosaur bones.
And guess, what? They weren't what they are fucking now. Average temperatures also don't tell you shit. And many of the methods used to calculate them are bad. HOWEVER, we still know that the Mesozoic was significantly warmer than today, even at its coldest. Only 125k years ago there were jaguars in Canada, but we're supposed to believe 66mya T. rex had to put up with shoveling snow bullshit?
You are legitimately fucking retarded if you buy this shit.
anon said THE ARCTIC CIRCLE was temperate
that's a lot warmer than today
read before you rage
>many of the methods used to calculate them are bad.
how many methods do you think there are?
There's the method of using mollusk shells, there's the the method of using paleobotanical data, there's the method of using microscopic ocean life, etc. There's a lot of fucking methods. The mollusk one, for example, is not great. But we can see the fucking pollen and plants. We know this shit wasn't buried in ice. No ceratopsian had feathers. ZERO. And even the supposed "quills" of Psittacosaurus were likely just plant remains.
No they don't. Every paleoretard and their dog has been trying to hype fuzzy tyrannosaurs for most of my life and when they got owned by T. rex they moved onto "Nanuqtyrannus" (T. rex). It never stops with these gays.
Dare I say these are like real animals?
You mean the apple shills?
*Nanuqsaurus
Show me one. (1) paper that says red had feathers
You can't. Nobody ever wrote one
>Dare I say these are like real animals?
You keep saying this, do you think they were plants? You can’t say the “real animals” side is stupid and then turn around and go “uhh well no large animals today have x feature from the show so neither would Dinosaurus inserticus”
Calling wildly inaccurate fantasy illustrations "real animals" is a knowing propaganda technique. It's lies.
>It's lies.
you misunderstand the logic is all.
here's how it goes:
>we know these animals had organs and behaviors that aren't preserved in the fossil record.
>Portraying them with invented organs and behaviors is innacurate
>Portraying them without invented organs and behaviors is EVEN MORE inaccurate
their mistake was thinking you aren't stupid enough to take the inventions literally.
they were wrong.
luckily what retards think about invented organs and behaviors in paleospecies simply doesn't matter. You can go right on raging about your misunderstandings, and the rest of the world will go right on laughing at you.
>here's how it goes:
>>we know these animals had organs and behaviors that aren't preserved in the fossil record.
them with invented organs and behaviors is innacurate
them without invented organs and behaviors is EVEN MORE inaccurate
>their mistake was thinking you aren't stupid enough to take the inventions literally.
>they were wrong.
Funny how the people who say this are also the ones clutching their pearls the hardest when JP gave venom glands to the dilophosaurs.
The difference of course being Jurassic Park was openly a work of fiction whereas Prehistoric Planet wants viewers to believe this is how these animals REALLY looked and acted because hurr durr who is to say they didn't?" Yet of the two only JP is openly lambasted as peddling inaccurate images of dinos and influencing public perception of them negatively.
>Funny how the people who say this are also the ones clutching their pearls the hardest when JP gave venom glands to the dilophosaurs.
are they?
i think anyone that gets emotional over the portrayal of cartoon dinosaurs is a retard. Regardless of what inaccuracies trigger them.
>are they?
You see it even in this thread.
One of the favorite strawmen from posters here playing devil's advocate for PP (probably unironic shills) is WHAT'S WRONG CHUD ARE OUR DINOSAURS NOT LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MOVIE MONSTERS when their precious "documentary" is doing the exact same thing: adding hypothetical features we have zero evidence for. The difference, again, is one trying to pretend this is real and deliberately reshape public opinon on dinosaurs while one is a series of novels and movies openly just for entertainment (and ironically, actually more thought provoking).
The inflatable sauropod neck balloons belong in the same pile as the venom spitting dilophosaurs.
>You see it even in this thread.
not if I don't read the thread I don't.
this bullshit belongs on Wrong board
>The inflatable sauropod neck balloons belong in the same pile as the venom spitting dilophosaurs.
yes
and neither one is something a straight white grown man should ever even spend 5 seconds thinking about.
All I'm getting from this post is that you'll post in threads you don't actually read, a thread about something you don't care about and thus have no reason to actually be in.
Sterling contribution.
I'm the disinterested outsider who can stand back and see how stupid you are, and perhaps how stupid your opponents are.
you are remarkably stupid.
The funny thing is I'd still rather talk with my stupid opponents than someone who just comes along to say
>hurr durr I don't care about any of this even though I've posted about it at least three (3) times and counting now
But go on, show us all how much you don't care by posting again please.
they don't want to talk to you.
everyone who talks to you wants you gone
not a single person on Wauf wants you here
Oh? Who am "I"?
I'm not paleo-schizo you retard, though I love how you've memed yourself into thinking there's only person out there who doesn't like Prehistoric Planet's portrayal.
I can see he deeply traumatized you with his wrong-think though, but I like him in spite of that. Or rather because of that, so you're wrong about no one wanting him here.
I've had at least 2 anons offer to go to your house and beat the shit out of you if I told them where you live.
you are roundly hated here.
I'm not the schizo, no one knows who I am or where I live, and I would beat the shit out of every last poster on Wauf if need be. A bunch of progressive dinonerds and/or dogfuckers don't exactly strike fear into my heart, gay.
>I'm not the schizo,
sure you are.
even if you happen to be 2 different people you're the same person here. You're indistinguishable. There is no difference between you and him.
so in fact you are him. Even if you're not always him. Sometimes I'm him.
but either way, Wauf absolutely hates you and you should fuck off
Posting while drunk again, old man? How bout some more selfies?
understand yet?
paleoschizo lies constantly and says he's not himself. So there's no reason to believe him when he says he's not himself.
but even if you aren't him, that just means someone else is being hated for your bullshit. Because you are him. And if anyone else agrees with you, they're him too.
You're the living incarnation of the dead internet.
>bragging over being reddit cancer
Just shill talking points. He's paid to care very much.
Aren't you, you fat moron?
>Aren't you, you fat moron?
Was meant for:
>are they?
You are. Literally every thread, garden gnome.
I understand the motivations and tactics of your kind perfectly. I also understand that gaslighting and the pretention that the only reason anyone would disagree with you is that they're just ignorant is par for the course with you fucking robots.
That's why they're mad. Jurassic Park didn't claim to be a documentary with it's on the nose fictitious additions - quite the opposite in fact. It was a parable about man's hubris. If Dennis Nedry had said "These are like Real Animals!™" right when he saw the Dilophosaurus' frill pop out, they'd be wanking to Jurassic Park as much as they do to brian engh's guroshit.
It IS subversion.
That IS the point.
Yutyrannus was feathered. If T.rex didn't have feathers because it was too big, then other Yutyrannus-sized Tyrannosaurids were probably feathered. Nanuqsaurus fits that description, and it also happened to have lived in colder environments than its cousins.
Yutyrannus is chink bullshit.
Repeat the line.
>There's the method of using mollusk shells, there's the the method of using paleobotanical data, there's the method of using microscopic ocean life, etc.
none of those give you an exact temperature except the mollusk shell one because that's oxygen isotopes analysis.
you don't know shit about climatology. No surprise, you're completely ignorant of paleontology in general.
Okay retard. You keep those Dunning-Kruger engines firing on all cylinders.
oxygen isotopes analysis is a method of comparing the ratio of O16 isotopes to O18 and then measuring that against a known modern sample.
since the ratio of the two isotopes varies by temperature we can tell the exact temperature sediments were deposited in by examining the oxygen ratio
we can also tell what temperature of water mollusks lived in by the oxygen ratio in their shells. Or what temperature dinosaurs lived in by the ratio in their bones and teeth. We can do the same with your bones and teeth too
it's the only method that gives us an exact temperature of the climate dinosaurs lived in, and it's essentially never wrong.
you should read up on it, it's very basic stuff. Probably well above your ability to understand, but you should try.
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The paleoschizo said paleoclimate proxies don't work and it turned out he's never heard of the only one people use.
be like arguing about which is the best truck and finding out your opponent has never heard of Chevrolet. That's a severe mental deficiency there. Starting arguments on topics you don't even have a child's understanding about. That is an extremely stupid person. Critically, clinically dumb. Like arguing ice cream flavors with someone that's never heard of vanilla. Discussing books with someone who's never heard of Dr. Seuss.
Like if you're that fucking ignorant, why are you trying to discuss the subject? Just keep your mouth shut and hope nobody realizes you're a fucking retard. That's what a normal person would do.
You could stop responding to him with hilariously spergy walls of texts about extinct skeletons
In addition to reddit spacing, I use repetition with retards.
I have explained oxygen isotopes analysis as a climate proxy to the paleoschizo at least 10 times now.
In another 50-100 repetitions he'll not only accept it, but start acting like everyone who isn't familiar with it must be stupid, despite the fact that he only learned of it 5 minutes prior and vehemently denied its existence and utility before that.
eventually we're going to get him trained to a technical level at which he can have the appearance of meaningful scientific discussion and we're going to set him loose on facebook like a diarrhea filled donut for intellectuals to admire and accidentally bite into.
>eventually we're going to get him trained to a technical level at which he can have the appearance of meaningful scientific discussion and we're going to set him loose on facebook like a diarrhea filled donut
This will take a long time since he must first learn anatomy.
Presumably I'll have to first go through each individual bone and landmark, convincing him that
A. The ulna exists
B. Dinosaurs had ulnas
C. The ulna is not a chinese plot to subvert western society
This will take time, since I must repeat it dozens of times with each bone and landmark, and there's a lot of bones and landmarks.
It will be worth it though. When the work is finished he will not only recognize the existence of skeletons, but also admit that dinosaurs had them, and then proceed to claim that he invented them. At that point he will be very close to ready for release on an unsuspecting public.
The goal of all this indoctrination into math, physics, and zoology as it relates to paleontology is to produce another David Peters/Kent Hovind style of schizo troll. Paleoschizo has the schizophrenic part down pat, he just needs to learn the actual science so he can stand on his hill of crazy and laugh down on the peasants who don't share his mental deficits.
Eventually I hope he trains other retards to understand complex scientific concepts and dismiss them as the work of the devil. We'll get entire classes of PhD level reality-deniers crusading for the death of any intellectual crass enough to be born with and IQ above 85. A revolution of stupidity that understands the form of science but rapes the purpose of it. When this army of christian scientists rightly takes over academia, purging the gays and the atheists and the weirdos and the minorities, we'll have a clean and true science dictated to us at gunpoint by a horde of righteous and totally not stupid or crazy people who actually know what oxygen isotopes are and reject them purely on principle because god didn't make any dinosaurs to live in snow, and if he wanted us to know the temperature of the earth before the flood he would have told us in his holy word.
>true science dictated to us at gunpoint by a horde of righteous and totally not stupid or crazy people
>this coming from the campus culture of marxists (like CCP chinks) that claim 3 out 4 felame college students get raped
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I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon
you should try it too
It's the second time I see you using the "touch e-grass" excuse and I'm not even the schizo. Please get off this site permanently (not that it will fix it somehow but at least we can have discuss our autism without someone intentionally derailing by being the most blatant redditard) since it's obvious that you are wasting your unmatched intellectual resources on arguing with creationists, flat earthers and racists.
>get off my secret speshow club website pretty please >:C
No, I don't think I will.
>le reddit atheism pope maymay
You are not special stunning or brave, mate, the cancer has been terminal for over a decade.
>Discussing books with someone who's never heard of Dr. Seuss.
>le ebin children rhymes book makes me intellectually superior
>as a response to an accusation of basing his pseud snubness on watching a pretentious cartoon
there's only one method of determining average temperatures in sediments, that's oxygen isotopes analysis.
It's not really possible for it to be wrong.
>but we're supposed to believe 66mya T. rex had to put up with shoveling snow bullshit?
that's nanuqasaurus you retard, much smaller animal you tard what a way to reveal yourself not watching the show
Nanuqsaurus is just T. rex.
https://pubs.geoscienceworld.org/sepm/books/book/1947/chapter-abstract/11788209/Anatomy-Evolution-and-Paleoenvironmental?redirectedFrom=fulltext
Idiot.
gay.
Nice rebuttal you raging imbecile.
>How are ALL paleontologists so fucking terrible at their jobs??
>Is it possible I am retarded? No no, it’s the paleontologists that are wrong!
the funny part is paleontologists agree with him, he just read the post wrong.
do you even know what "temperate climate" means ?
>waaaaaah why aren't animals like in hollywood where they're spitting acid venom on people's faces and are smarter than humans while also not being able to see anything except when it moves!
>Worst part about PP has to be its fans
>it'll let birds clean it's mouth from left overs because it's not a bloodthirsty retard.
I'm not sure this behaviour is actually real
Yeah it’s actually leeches that they’re after.
Modern pc "culture" now extends to animals too, so dinosaurs should now look friendly. A crocodile biting off a zebra's head is NOT pc, for example.
Demolition Man (1993) future is already here.
What a retarded astroturfed talking point. The most popular paleogays right now are all goremorons.