Why is an apex predator so soft and cuddly?

Why is an apex predator so soft and cuddly?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would it be like to be a bear's pet? Not what would it be like to have a bear as a pet, as that's patently ridiculous, but what would it be like for a grizzly to OWN YOU LIKE PROPERTY.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animals own nothing and they're happy.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you declawed and detoothed them would they technically be able to do no damage at that point?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd end up fricking up their diets by detoothing them. Even if they don't have claws, they still weigh a ton and can crush you

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunno, but that bear has damn good tastes, now just mix some blueberries with the honey and cook the fish in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cook the fish with spruce shoots (they're kind of fresh and citrusy) and serve with a honey-sweetened blueberry jam.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds equally delicious, this local BBQ joint has blueberrie Chipotle sauce for their slow cooked ribs, to die for

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We mostly have blueberries (the European kind) with sweet dishes here and lingonberries with savory ones, but a blueberry chipotle sauce sounds really nice.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't remember. Is there a food board? also I'll see if I can find the recipe for you.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eq1wmxxwWo&pp=ygUjY2hpcG90bGUgYmx1ZWJlcnJ5IGJicSBzYXVjZSByZWNpcGU%3D

              Yeah, Wauf is the food board. Thanks for the vid!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            %3D

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have sincerely lamented the fact that bears have not been domesticated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t some russian recently domesticate his own batch of foxes by selectively breeding them for 30 years? How hard would it be do the same for bears? It’d probably be easier to do black bears since they’re smaller.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no domesticated fox.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, there is. Look up Dmitry Belyayev's fox experiment.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those foxes are not domesticated.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hibernation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 month bed head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me after a 3 day coke bender

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick.
      That guy looks like he has been sleeping for 3 DECADES.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because it’s an old circus bear who was stuck in a tiny cage for most of its life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest shit I've seen this week. Thank you for the post.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do their muscles not deteriorate in all those months?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has some damn pointy ears. Looks almost silly.

      I have sincerely lamented the fact that bears have not been domesticated

      You and me both. Imagine a horse that can serve the purpose of a dog as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look who decided to come out of his room

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look similar to dogs

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does salmon go well witha berry and honey sauce?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find me one thing that does not go well with honey. I'll wait.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres a myth in asia that eating honey combined with tofu can kill you and no one is daring enough to test it out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard about that after living years here. I'll ask my wife, sounds like a fun prank to make.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon jokeposts and unintentionally comes up with a great idea

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine a fish as delicate as salmon going well with something as strongly sweet as honey. Tuna maybe will?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mint (menthol) and eucalyptus, personally l dislike it with choloate and alsowithcoffee but l can see that others probably would. Many people would eat used diapers if they came sprinkled with sugar and covered in surup or honey.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://heatherchristo.com/2015/07/07/blueberry-honey-glazed-salmon/

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