Why do we keep seeing more and more wild Bears walking on two legs naturally every year?

Why do we keep seeing more and more wild Bears walking on two legs naturally every year? Am i the only one noticing this???

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, use your common sense. It's because of evolution of course.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IQ wise bears are fairly smart; if they figure out how to use group tactics we would see chimp-tier grizzles soon

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw I had a story anthology and one of the stories was literally called "bears discover fire"
    Never actual read that story though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's by Terry Bisson
      https://www.bearsdiscoverfire.com/watchnow

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are humans

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter thread about bears walking on two legs
    >turns into /misc/
    I want to be annoyed, but I'm honestly kind of impressed at this point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ is the modern day bronies/furries. they come to every board to inject their hobby and derail every conversation to make it about them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here I had expected /x/... is it skinwalkers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        /x/ has fallen anon, there's no cryptid theories anymore, just absolute schizobabble.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they weren't scizobabbling there are some nice stories about bears
          >Considered of near human intellect by Europeans in ancient times
          >Worshiped by various redskin tribes

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    TADAIMA

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the origin of Bigfoot

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you do.
    If you're seeing them, they're seeing you,
    And they want to do what you do,
    That's why they're standing up. Animals and humans with unsophisticated minds don't always think we'll for themselves.

    That's why you've always got to set a good example wherever you go

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are injuring their front paws trying to scavenge through garbage and tear through human creations because they're hungry. Habitat loss, habitat damage from ranchers and roadbuilding, and climate change are midlly starving them.

    Pretty soon the attacks will tick up and conservatives will want to send them the way of the wolf while liberals will airdrop them around our homes without our consent (yes, they are actually trying to do this)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we don't want them to go extinct, we want to hunt them to keep the numbers down so we don't get mauled by a hungry bear. everything needs population control.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everything needs population control.
        Nothing needs population control more than humans. There isn't a -insert wild animal- population problem. There's a human population problem.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whenever someone says human population control it sounds like a guy trying to commit murder
          Also it always ends up White or Asian or israeli people who fall for the meme that we are over populated and should not have babie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            indeed. as soon as Indians and Africans care about population control, I'll be interested. Deer is an actual nuance in some places because all the wolves were killed off. Bears are basically giant violent raccoons. If you want more of them running around than already, you either have a death wish or never leave your ultra-urbanite "utipia."

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're b***hing about the possibility of being mauled and eaten by bears, why did you pit utopoia in gaymarks as if it were not obviously a better option

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not worried about being eaten, all the things I mentioned are legal in my state, and you can also drop an aggressive bear or one that's harming your livestock. I'm b***hing about the near by state with those "utopias" that don't allow it, which in turn becomes more of a pain in my ass.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              This; the Africans don't worry about a possible future where all the forests are gone they just sleep like rabbits
              The Whites and East Asia homosexuals of this world lose sleep over it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                To add, Whites and East Asia homosexuals are a tiny fraction of the population
                They disappear it won't solve much, except get rid of most of the environmentalis

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone talks about population control but nobody steps up to be the first.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the people who really need population control are too poor to access Wauf

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct, poor people in poor countries should stop reproducing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          based pentti linkola

          Correct, poor people in poor countries should stop reproducing

          They use way less resources than us. As long as we keep their standard of living low, they're not the biggest problem.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty soon the attacks will tick up and conservatives will want to send them the way of the wolf while liberals will airdrop them around our homes without our consent (yes, they are actually trying to do this)
      Why are conservatives and liberals like this

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're just imagining it, why don't you start minding your own business instead? Keep to yourself. Stop looking into this now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear paws typed this post.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they didn't, do you know how hard it is for our claws to interact with those tiny little keyboards?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          voice to text obvi

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