why do people name their cats after food?

why do people name their cats after food?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emergency rations.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to remind us to eat them

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people are fat fricks and unoriginal and also scared to come up with something unique or else people would question them about it.
    >Waffle
    >Oreo
    >Marshmallow
    >Jellybean
    the owner should be put to death for choosing these

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The perfect name for a cat is "All Ball"

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of curiosity, I looked up the old known pet cat name, written down in Egypt roughly 3,500 years ago - Nedjem or Nojem, which would have meant something like "sweetie" or "sweet one".

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because according to most African cultures they are food. Delicacies even.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd name that cat pumpkin or persimmon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cats names are "Dwight D. Eisenmeowler" and Douglas MacMeowler".

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you recognise them as important to you but are sane enough to know they're not Humans.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a chonker named Quarter Pounder With Cheese
    Come at me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a chonker
      Stop abusing your cat. Feed it and treat it right and it won't be overweight. Don't glorify poor health in pets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't actually have a chonker named Quarter Pounder With Cheese. I made it up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a cat named Walnut and a cat named Thai Basil
    Come at me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Walnut
      Cute.
      >Thai Basil
      Weird.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both are weird

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I named mine Boris and Natasha after the Rocky & Bullwinkle villains

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dogs named after Greek/Norse deities.
    >Cats named after food.
    >Evil Fish named after Italian dictators.
    What other wacky pet name trend do you know?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toadline breeders giving their dogs names like CUMSOCK and WIENERHUFFER and DINGLEBERRY

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subliminal toxoplasmosis

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always name my animals human names like Losiel and shit, but that cat looks like you'd call him butter beans or something sure

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought that was weird too. Along with stuff like ‘Mr.’ and shit. Just kinda cringeworthy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having an opinion on it is weird and cringeworthy. Cats don't give a shit, why do you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True. Why not name them Mr Bumblefrick Black personkillerAryanMight88? Cats don’t give a shit am I right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This but unironically. Though I guess it would be a bit awkward to share with certain people. "Mr Noodle" or "Lord Pumpkin" or whatever are fine. If people cringe, that's their problem. I'm rather sick of people finding things "cringe".

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but this purrticular kitto looks like a Turmeric to me 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong his name is either carrot, salsa, or spaghetti

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