Why do cats attract loners and weirdos?

Why do cats attract loners and weirdos?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cat sperg: *mentally ill garbage about hating dogs and how cats are better*
    >based dog+cat fan, aka chad himself: hey anyone notice that this loser autist who is clearly a mentally ill freak likes cats
    >cat sperg: CAT WEBSITE FRICKING LEEEAAAAAVE *something about bestiality* *mentally ill noises* israeliteS *indistinct screaming* WOMEN *indistinct screaming* DOGS *frothing* FUUUUUUUUUU
    >chad himself: Woah there buddy, I have a dog and a cat myself, I'm just wondering why such a nice animal attracts such awful people
    >cat sperg: DOGS *something about israeli dinosaurs taking estrogen* *murder fantasies* *r/dogfree reposts*
    >chad himsef: Jesus christ
    >cat sperg: *schizophrenic religious essay*
    >cat sperg: *begins arguing with himself*
    >chad himself: ooookay
    >janny: *ip wipe*
    >cat sperg: IM BACK DO YOU EVER LEARN *continues spamming*
    Every single thread

    Its so tiresome.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cat sperg: *begins arguing with himself*
      >after self-inserting as gigachad and writing this entire spastic post
      lucky trips check’d

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Succinctly put
        I was thinking along the same lines but couldnt quite express it

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the animal's fault that loner's and weidors are obsessed with them

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because loners and weirdos need companionship, just like everyone else

  4. 4 months ago
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    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wiener is hidden (in your ass) (im a magician)

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this console war shit, however. If we're going to make some massive generalisations and assumptions, I personally do know more weirdo dog owners than weirdo cat owners. That being said, the best pet owner in general I know is a dog person.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I can't imagine not liking both cats and dogs.
      I've also found the weirdest pet owners I've met are dog people. You know, people who do dog weddings with their friends' dogs and cry every time they leave the house because their dog whines. The weirdest person I've ever met was a dog person and he wasn't even one of the ones doing dog weddings. Most of the ones I've met are pretty normal though. Most cat owners I've met have been normal too though.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do dog people outright hate themselves and other humans?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the fricking dog jumping up and drooling on you while their owner laughs "haha awwww he likes you!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the fricking dog jumping up and drooling on you while their owner laughs "haha awwww he likes you!"

      IMMIGRATION STATUS CHECK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pit bulls are not dogs, they don't look at all like other dogs, the eyes are distinctively different and freaky.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitbulls are mutated mutants. but all dogs are artificial engineered creatures and they would not exist in the natural world.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs self domesticated, several times. They are as natural as humans arising from apes.

          The only freaks come out of dog shows and breeding programs. The standard dog ranges from husky thing to floppy eared husky thing, 25-100lbs. All natural variatons.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            apparently non-teacup deer head chihuahuas were a natural adaptation to scavenging in south american settlements and are unironically more “real dogs” than mastiff mutants

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can’t tell if you’re joking or not

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its real. They’re a landrace breed like basenji and shiba inu. Only fallen in the west like the british destroyed the original pomeranian dog.

                Anglos hate nature and hate natural forms. They’re also the creators of all the fricked up cats

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deer head chis are unreasonably based dogs. But as

                Its real. They’re a landrace breed like basenji and shiba inu. Only fallen in the west like the british destroyed the original pomeranian dog.

                Anglos hate nature and hate natural forms. They’re also the creators of all the fricked up cats

                has already stated, they're basically impossible to find in the UK. It hurts bros.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can’t tell if you’re joking or not

              That's probably one reason why chihuahuas mix well with other dogs and kind of fix a lot of their problems

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of small dogs were actually meant to be working dogs, hunting rats, and that's why small dogs go crazy when they have owners that treat them like toys to be carried around in purses. I need to look up that youtube channel of a guy who uses his dogs to hunt rats, it's a service he provides for farms.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I need to look up that youtube channel of a guy who uses his dogs to hunt rats
                There’s a few guys who do this. I wonder if it’s profitable

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if you can train cats to do this with pigeons. It's better than setting a birth control that works on all birds...

                https://www.blogto.com/city/2024/02/toronto-bird-birth-control-pigeons/

                //According to Attard, OvoControl has proven to be a humane, successful baby blocker for birds in various countries, including Spain where a recent study showed a steady decrease in the avian population after several years. //
                https://old.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/1ah6l7u/birth_control_for_bird_control_toronto_put/kollz2q/

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cats
                >active hunting
                You’ll need 10,000 years of a breeding program the likes of which not even dogs have seen. It would unironically be easier to breed a bird catching dog - or just stary domesticating falcons.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think birds of prey should be the solution to the pigeon problem, but now that they are setting out general birth control, holy frick we have to keep birds of prey out of urban centre to avoid them getting poisoned.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Dogs are cool, I just prefer cats, but morons like OP are so butthurt about cats that they feel inclined to start two cat hate threads a day and insist cat people are mentally ill.
      tldr: Cat haters, and haters in general, are a plague on this board

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't require those owners to walk them 3 times a day so they can stay shut in with it. If they let it roam outside then the effort is even lower.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Self sufficient, doesn't beg for attention all the time, can still cuddle occasionally, not loud and dangerous in any way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      toxoplasmosis

      why do you hate birds?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of your argument falls apart if the cat is kept indoors, and realize toxoplasmosis is very benign except in a few cases. you either are baiting or assmad about something you can never even begin to control.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I love these little dickheads like you wouldn’t believe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do you hate birds?
        they are physically incapable of not shitting everywhere

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >self sufficient
      so much it causes seethe
      >doesnt beg for attention all the time
      correct
      >can still cuddle occasionally
      yes
      >not dangerous
      yes just dont abuse them
      >not loud
      problem beta boy? AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My husky loves my cats doe

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't beg for attention all the time
      Guess my piece of shit cat didn't get the memo.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slave masters attract slaves
    >Nothing personal, just business.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he cute, I rather have a pet him than a pet cat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My fricking cat jumps on my back and rests like this. He digs all his claws into me so he doesn't fall.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are one of the lowest maintenance pets. They're pets you don't have to take care of for people who can't take care of themselves either.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cats are one of the lowest maintenance pets.
      They're only low maintenance if you're a shit cat owner, which unfortunately most cat owners are.

      It's why so many morons are
      >OMG I HAVE TO LET MY CAT OUT IT'S NATURAL
      It's because they're shit at giving cats stimulation so they just let the neighborhood do it. It'd be the same as getting a high energy dog and not doing jack shit. Of course it'll be neurotic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why so much bait?

        Cats spend most of their time sleeping though, as opposed to dogs who are up and ready to go at anytime

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We strongly identify with the cat's weirdness and loneliness.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not true, homosexual

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