>cat sperg: *mentally ill garbage about hating dogs and how cats are better* >based dog+cat fan, aka chad himself: hey anyone notice that this loser autist who is clearly a mentally ill freak likes cats >cat sperg: CAT WEBSITE FRICKING LEEEAAAAAVE *something about bestiality* *mentally ill noises* israeliteS *indistinct screaming* WOMEN *indistinct screaming* DOGS *frothing* FUUUUUUUUUU >chad himself: Woah there buddy, I have a dog and a cat myself, I'm just wondering why such a nice animal attracts such awful people >cat sperg: DOGS *something about israeli dinosaurs taking estrogen* *murder fantasies* *r/dogfree reposts* >chad himsef: Jesus christ >cat sperg: *schizophrenic religious essay* >cat sperg: *begins arguing with himself* >chad himself: ooookay >janny: *ip wipe* >cat sperg: IM BACK DO YOU EVER LEARN *continues spamming*
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I fricking hate this console war shit, however. If we're going to make some massive generalisations and assumptions, I personally do know more weirdo dog owners than weirdo cat owners. That being said, the best pet owner in general I know is a dog person.
Yeah I can't imagine not liking both cats and dogs.
I've also found the weirdest pet owners I've met are dog people. You know, people who do dog weddings with their friends' dogs and cry every time they leave the house because their dog whines. The weirdest person I've ever met was a dog person and he wasn't even one of the ones doing dog weddings. Most of the ones I've met are pretty normal though. Most cat owners I've met have been normal too though.
Dogs self domesticated, several times. They are as natural as humans arising from apes.
The only freaks come out of dog shows and breeding programs. The standard dog ranges from husky thing to floppy eared husky thing, 25-100lbs. All natural variatons.
apparently non-teacup deer head chihuahuas were a natural adaptation to scavenging in south american settlements and are unironically more “real dogs” than mastiff mutants
A lot of small dogs were actually meant to be working dogs, hunting rats, and that's why small dogs go crazy when they have owners that treat them like toys to be carried around in purses. I need to look up that youtube channel of a guy who uses his dogs to hunt rats, it's a service he provides for farms.
3 months ago
Anonymous
> I need to look up that youtube channel of a guy who uses his dogs to hunt rats
There’s a few guys who do this. I wonder if it’s profitable
3 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder if you can train cats to do this with pigeons. It's better than setting a birth control that works on all birds...
//According to Attard, OvoControl has proven to be a humane, successful baby blocker for birds in various countries, including Spain where a recent study showed a steady decrease in the avian population after several years. //
https://old.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/1ah6l7u/birth_control_for_bird_control_toronto_put/kollz2q/
3 months ago
Anonymous
>cats >active hunting
You’ll need 10,000 years of a breeding program the likes of which not even dogs have seen. It would unironically be easier to breed a bird catching dog - or just stary domesticating falcons.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I think birds of prey should be the solution to the pigeon problem, but now that they are setting out general birth control, holy frick we have to keep birds of prey out of urban centre to avoid them getting poisoned.
This. Dogs are cool, I just prefer cats, but morons like OP are so butthurt about cats that they feel inclined to start two cat hate threads a day and insist cat people are mentally ill.
tldr: Cat haters, and haters in general, are a plague on this board
They don't require those owners to walk them 3 times a day so they can stay shut in with it. If they let it roam outside then the effort is even lower.
most of your argument falls apart if the cat is kept indoors, and realize toxoplasmosis is very benign except in a few cases. you either are baiting or assmad about something you can never even begin to control.
>self sufficient
so much it causes seethe >doesnt beg for attention all the time
correct >can still cuddle occasionally
yes >not dangerous
yes just dont abuse them >not loud
problem beta boy? AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Cats are one of the lowest maintenance pets.
They're only low maintenance if you're a shit cat owner, which unfortunately most cat owners are.
It's why so many morons are >OMG I HAVE TO LET MY CAT OUT IT'S NATURAL
It's because they're shit at giving cats stimulation so they just let the neighborhood do it. It'd be the same as getting a high energy dog and not doing jack shit. Of course it'll be neurotic.
>cat sperg: *mentally ill garbage about hating dogs and how cats are better*
>based dog+cat fan, aka chad himself: hey anyone notice that this loser autist who is clearly a mentally ill freak likes cats
>cat sperg: CAT WEBSITE FRICKING LEEEAAAAAVE *something about bestiality* *mentally ill noises* israeliteS *indistinct screaming* WOMEN *indistinct screaming* DOGS *frothing* FUUUUUUUUUU
>chad himself: Woah there buddy, I have a dog and a cat myself, I'm just wondering why such a nice animal attracts such awful people
>cat sperg: DOGS *something about israeli dinosaurs taking estrogen* *murder fantasies* *r/dogfree reposts*
>chad himsef: Jesus christ
>cat sperg: *schizophrenic religious essay*
>cat sperg: *begins arguing with himself*
>chad himself: ooookay
>janny: *ip wipe*
>cat sperg: IM BACK DO YOU EVER LEARN *continues spamming*
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Its so tiresome.
>cat sperg: *begins arguing with himself*
>after self-inserting as gigachad and writing this entire spastic post
lucky trips check’d
Succinctly put
I was thinking along the same lines but couldnt quite express it
It's not the animal's fault that loner's and weidors are obsessed with them
Because loners and weirdos need companionship, just like everyone else
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my wiener is hidden (in your ass) (im a magician)
I fricking hate this console war shit, however. If we're going to make some massive generalisations and assumptions, I personally do know more weirdo dog owners than weirdo cat owners. That being said, the best pet owner in general I know is a dog person.
Yeah I can't imagine not liking both cats and dogs.
I've also found the weirdest pet owners I've met are dog people. You know, people who do dog weddings with their friends' dogs and cry every time they leave the house because their dog whines. The weirdest person I've ever met was a dog person and he wasn't even one of the ones doing dog weddings. Most of the ones I've met are pretty normal though. Most cat owners I've met have been normal too though.
why do dog people outright hate themselves and other humans?
also the fricking dog jumping up and drooling on you while their owner laughs "haha awwww he likes you!"
IMMIGRATION STATUS CHECK
Pit bulls are not dogs, they don't look at all like other dogs, the eyes are distinctively different and freaky.
shitbulls are mutated mutants. but all dogs are artificial engineered creatures and they would not exist in the natural world.
Dogs self domesticated, several times. They are as natural as humans arising from apes.
The only freaks come out of dog shows and breeding programs. The standard dog ranges from husky thing to floppy eared husky thing, 25-100lbs. All natural variatons.
apparently non-teacup deer head chihuahuas were a natural adaptation to scavenging in south american settlements and are unironically more “real dogs” than mastiff mutants
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
Its real. They’re a landrace breed like basenji and shiba inu. Only fallen in the west like the british destroyed the original pomeranian dog.
Anglos hate nature and hate natural forms. They’re also the creators of all the fricked up cats
Deer head chis are unreasonably based dogs. But as
has already stated, they're basically impossible to find in the UK. It hurts bros.
That's probably one reason why chihuahuas mix well with other dogs and kind of fix a lot of their problems
A lot of small dogs were actually meant to be working dogs, hunting rats, and that's why small dogs go crazy when they have owners that treat them like toys to be carried around in purses. I need to look up that youtube channel of a guy who uses his dogs to hunt rats, it's a service he provides for farms.
> I need to look up that youtube channel of a guy who uses his dogs to hunt rats
There’s a few guys who do this. I wonder if it’s profitable
I wonder if you can train cats to do this with pigeons. It's better than setting a birth control that works on all birds...
https://www.blogto.com/city/2024/02/toronto-bird-birth-control-pigeons/
//According to Attard, OvoControl has proven to be a humane, successful baby blocker for birds in various countries, including Spain where a recent study showed a steady decrease in the avian population after several years. //
https://old.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/1ah6l7u/birth_control_for_bird_control_toronto_put/kollz2q/
>cats
>active hunting
You’ll need 10,000 years of a breeding program the likes of which not even dogs have seen. It would unironically be easier to breed a bird catching dog - or just stary domesticating falcons.
I think birds of prey should be the solution to the pigeon problem, but now that they are setting out general birth control, holy frick we have to keep birds of prey out of urban centre to avoid them getting poisoned.
This. Dogs are cool, I just prefer cats, but morons like OP are so butthurt about cats that they feel inclined to start two cat hate threads a day and insist cat people are mentally ill.
tldr: Cat haters, and haters in general, are a plague on this board
They don't require those owners to walk them 3 times a day so they can stay shut in with it. If they let it roam outside then the effort is even lower.
Self sufficient, doesn't beg for attention all the time, can still cuddle occasionally, not loud and dangerous in any way.
toxoplasmosis
why do you hate birds?
most of your argument falls apart if the cat is kept indoors, and realize toxoplasmosis is very benign except in a few cases. you either are baiting or assmad about something you can never even begin to control.
Kek, I love these little dickheads like you wouldn’t believe
>why do you hate birds?
they are physically incapable of not shitting everywhere
>self sufficient
so much it causes seethe
>doesnt beg for attention all the time
correct
>can still cuddle occasionally
yes
>not dangerous
yes just dont abuse them
>not loud
problem beta boy? AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My husky loves my cats doe
>doesn't beg for attention all the time
Guess my piece of shit cat didn't get the memo.
>Slave masters attract slaves
>Nothing personal, just business.
he cute, I rather have a pet him than a pet cat
My fricking cat jumps on my back and rests like this. He digs all his claws into me so he doesn't fall.
Cats are one of the lowest maintenance pets. They're pets you don't have to take care of for people who can't take care of themselves either.
>Cats are one of the lowest maintenance pets.
They're only low maintenance if you're a shit cat owner, which unfortunately most cat owners are.
It's why so many morons are
>OMG I HAVE TO LET MY CAT OUT IT'S NATURAL
It's because they're shit at giving cats stimulation so they just let the neighborhood do it. It'd be the same as getting a high energy dog and not doing jack shit. Of course it'll be neurotic.
Why so much bait?
Cats spend most of their time sleeping though, as opposed to dogs who are up and ready to go at anytime
We strongly identify with the cat's weirdness and loneliness.
not true, homosexual