why did he do it? i thought bisons were our friends

why did he do it? i thought bisons were our friends

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sooo where is the video?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A quick Google search would do it, friend.
      https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2023/07/20/woman-gored-by-bison-at-yellowstone-on-proposal-trip-gets-engaged-in-hospital/amp/

      It's actually very real

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    read the thumbnail as "woman groped by bison"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "woman groyped by bison"

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't respect his PSYCHO POWA.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the "fear" of herbivores needs to be ingrained in normalgays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Zebras don't frick around either, people are catching on hippos recently but the rest they're not yet on It, large herbivores can be territorial af

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did it because he's a wild animal and some dumb white b***h, as is their common behavior, treated the world as though the world is like she wants it to be instead of how it actually is.
    >Duckface lookit meee in front of a buffalo!
    >STOMP
    >boo hoo how could this happen

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t believe in the shitstain god, hate immigrants, like most mammalian predators but fear and hate snakes and ungulates what am i

      deer specifically give me the jeebies and an urge to run them off a cliff

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably norwegian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't hate immigrants, you hate brown people regardless of where they were born, raised, and what cultural identity they hold.
        You are an ape that makes snap judgments and think you're better for it, and quite honestly, I'm happy for you. Must be nice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Post headlines instead of papers
      Embarrasing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that would be more concise

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my science I will approach this 3000lb wild animal praise fauci!
    >ACK!
    urban people are too stupid to live

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're no less of an npc than she is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get boosted.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let's go for your 3rd automatically generated reply prompt

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It must be infuriating working at a national park. They keep getting more and more crowded every year and people keep getting more moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is nobody has any contact with wild animals anymore except birds, deer, and the occasional coyote. They have no concept of something that wants nothing to do with humans and will defend itself if it feels threatened. I bet there are people demanding the bison from the OP be put down or something, as if it were rabid and had a taste for humans now.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    webm or it didn't happen

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I thought that said "woman raped by bison at Yellowstone" and I thought this would be a very different thread...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your brain on coom

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you confuse buffaloes for being as friendly as water buffaloes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >water buffaloes
      those are the Black folk crossing rivers and getting btfo'd by everybody on all those africa documentaries? can't catch a break, just running around all day and getting eaten

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of the ones that the Italians and Asians raise but I think they are still related to those African ones.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are a'ight too

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            booba

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not as bad as wildebeests, dudes are like actual cannon fodder. At least water buffalo are known to absolutely frick up lions on the regular.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >when you confuse bison for buffalo
      they're barely even related

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've let these bastards go extinct in the 19th century instead of saving them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah they are cute and good, i'm sure it was just socieconomic factors that made him behave like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need them to fricking continue the species tho
      oh you mean bison

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good news for you then, bison got btfo this year by indian hunting parties. Deep Green people I know called it a "systematic slaughter of a species." I didn't do much reading on it so idk how accurate that is but, w/e.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        had some time and did a little research, the tribal people killed ~25% of the buffalo at yellowstone in this year's hunt, some of which were pregnant females and many young.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was in Lamar Valley in June. If that’s what it looks like after the Indians kill 25% of them, then it was necessary to kill 25% of them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol I think people were more upset about the foals and preggo females being shot. I think the exact number is somewhere in the 1.5k area.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAIEEEEEE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME LIKE IN MY DISNEY MOVES

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parents running away leaving their 5 year old child to be mauled by bison

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian girl left to die
        Thats their culture you racist!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beast Master subclass ain't shit lmao, what's a CR 1/4 the beast gonna do to my 17 AC and my plus tw-ACK!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's a 30 to hit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there even a disney movie with a bison in it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pocahontas?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In "Home on The Range" the villain rides a bison. He also has some sick yodeling pieces too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the video

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What compels people to walk up to an animal like that?
    You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at allt hose guys on Florida who wanted to pet tigres only to have their hands ripped of

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Look at allt hose guys on Florida who wanted to pet tigres only to have their hands ripped of

        If no one ever had the guts to do this, we wouldn't have cute kitty cats today, so frick you!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cats come from already small african felines you idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The 47-year-old woman from Phoenix was walking in the field with another person when they saw two bison. The people turned to walk away.

      >One of the bison then charged and gored the woman, causing significant injuries to her chest and abdomen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea. I grew up in a culture that taught me to respect wildlife (which includes not going up to it and disturbing it) so no one I ever knew has done stuff like this. Either they were never taught to respect animas or they don't know what wild animals can do so they aren't afraid.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a wild animal.
    If a tourist wants to treat the nature reserve like a petting zoo, that's on them.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women
    >cup of coffee

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised this statue's butt cheeks aren't polished to a mirror finish. Do they have a camera on it or something?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No u
        🙂

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It pisses me off how high her knees are. How did they not see that before making the statue?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Yellowstone in 2019 and was shocked by how like a dozen people just crowded around a bison within 20-30ft of it.
    It looks farther in this image but my phone is just like that sometimes.

    People don't fricking realize these are wild animals. I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is a massive problem. When I went we saw people literally trying to encircle a fricking Elk that was increasingly nervous and looking for a way to bolt, but everyone just kept cutting it off. It was like watching wolves hunt the fricking thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Here's another angle showing two more people; that makes for at least seven in a semi-circle around the thing.

        I work for the Forest Service and came across a moose at work one day. It was a bull eating in a creek and my coworker and I stopped the truck about 200 feet away to watch him and suddenly my coworker gets out and started walking towards it. He got within 100' or so and the moose turned and started staring at him, that's when I started the engine and told him I was leaving, get in or get left. Some people have zero common sense and think animals are just big cuddly buds.

        >Some people have zero common sense
        They really fricking do.

        My dad's a fricking dumbass, and there were all these stories he'd tell over and over again. One was when he was on a road trip with a friend and they saw a moose cow with calf on the other side of a swamp or pond at a National Park. He thought it would be a good idea to try and piss her off and get her to charge him for a great photo, since he hedged his bets he could make it back to the car before she got across. He got on the bank and started screaming, flailing, throwing reeds at her and shit. Behind him a group of people had coalesced and started taking photographs of him making an ass out of himself instead of the moose, who didn't give a shit.

        He had a bison related one, too, although these were tame. When he was a kid there was a bison farm in the area, and one of his dipshit friends got the genius idea that if you could tip cows you could tip bison, only it'd be bigger and thus cooler than cow tipping. They snuck on the farm one night and the dipshit friend tried dropkicking one, only to crumple into the side of it like an accordion. The bison practically roared and they barely made it over the fence before it rammed it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work for the Forest Service and came across a moose at work one day. It was a bull eating in a creek and my coworker and I stopped the truck about 200 feet away to watch him and suddenly my coworker gets out and started walking towards it. He got within 100' or so and the moose turned and started staring at him, that's when I started the engine and told him I was leaving, get in or get left. Some people have zero common sense and think animals are just big cuddly buds.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a gay ngl

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. moose

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly would feel safer being 109ft away from a grizzly bear than a bull
        Moose. The latter is much more likely to try to kill you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like humans instinctively try to surround animals

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, interesting, I wonder if that's ingrained in us

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I visited a deer park recently and it was the same thing. I honestly don't think its anything as deep as
        >everyone wants to get a clear view of the animal
        >everyone wants to give the animal a wide (ish) berth
        >everyone wants to stay away from eachother

        So the animal ends up surrounded if enough people want to see it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a bison destroy a car, its amazing how dumb &sheltered city people are about wild animals

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still remember when there was a coyote in a wooded area in my city and some dumb b***h went
        >Oooooohhh my goooooddd there's a wolf in the forest :~~*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favourite anecdote about this, is when the tourists asked the rangers in yellow stone "at white time you let the animals out"?
      i know it's cliché but the majority of people are extremely fricking stupid.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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