>The cat is the freeloading
Mine gives me paw massages, brings me dead mice as a gift, keeps my house bug free by killing flies and collecting cobwebs in hard to reach places, inspects our massive attic every month to control rodent population and most importantly, she gives me cuddles.
What you just described is more akin to half of dog breeds that would not exists without humans and their existence is just a sad joke.
>What you just described is more akin to half of dog breeds
No, I described all domesticated cats. The only title cats have is being rat eaters (which they do poorly). People have awarded the dog as “man’s best friend” for reasons you already know, and it is a fact that makes cat worshipers seethe.
There’s just as many cat people there are as dog people.
Cat people tend to be more introverted, dog people tend to be more extroverted.
Dog people are just louder, that’s why you get to hear about dogs more. It really is just that.
Cats aren't even rat traps. They're a mild rodent repellent at best. Basically like planting mint patches but they also shit in your garden, piss on your grain stores (and shit in them if they're uncovered), and leave half-eaten or killed and unconsumed bird and lizard carcasses laying around to attract more rats. and the decrease in the reptile population increases the number of bugs. lovely.
you can really tell cats are an african invention.
>can't defend your hunting territory/farm with a cat >can't defend your flock with a cat >can't defend your hut or tent with a cat >can't hunt with a cat >can't go to war with a cat >can't retrieve downed animals with a cat >can't tree other animals with a cat >can't be warned of aggressive wildlife by a cat >can't get a cat to recall when called
Dogs are mans best friend and there is no competition.
A normal ass dog that hasn't been bred into a violent slavish moron won't do any of this except hunt prey animals and bark at legitimate threats. They're basically smarter, social cats.
Are dogs not your best friend unless they're deformed homosexuals?
They’d still be my friend because they can actually have friends. Cats are so dumb they have conditioning to your presence.
https://i.imgur.com/QOQeQDD.jpg
It sounds schizo but it's dangerously true. The primitive dog has the independent qualities of a cat but more of a mind about it. And yet, remains civilized and intuitively understands how to behave around people. These dogs have a flaw, which caught the notice of european aristocracy: They do not consistently perform arbitrary tasks when commanded.
So, these dogs were bred into the new dogs which do perform arbitrary tasks and will perform them a hundred times if there is a slight chance that on the hundred and first they will receive a morsel of food. That is the philosophy of the aristocracy - everything that is below them must obey because it is below them.
These creatures are also lacking any self control or good reason because mindless obedience like that is the opponent of self control and reasonable behavior. So, they inevitably attack, kill, and maim for reasons that make absolutely no sense, in ways that are not even explained by their nature. A wolf is a more trustworthy animal. The aristocracy says "it is how you raise them". As this occurs, your nation is polluted with more obedient stock like a mastiff or shepherd, and mandatory education is put in place. Then when this lower grade of human acts like a savage, it is blamed on a failure of society, rather than the individual, because the individual (the wolf-like dog who willingly domesticated itself) has been ablated and replaced by the drone (the drooling shitbeast that can only say "bark").
The basic man who willingly joined society is not a totally docile sheep. He fights back when insulted, assaulted, and threatened. He does not say "because you are human too, I will let you take what you want and call the cops". He kills you for trespassing. But never for no reason.
The domesticated man who was bound to society does not fight back. He follows protocol. But when protocol fails he becomes a mindless beast and kills as many people as he can simply because he can.
People aren’t being domesticated into mastiffs. They’re being domesticated into collies
>genetically unhealthy >small >superficial intelligence, not self sufficient >yes master i listen because i just do
It doesn't matter how big your dog is, chances are it's purely a toy that has never worked or defended you at all. You are not a farmer. You do not hunt. You are not some indian having his dogs pull a sled. Your dog does nothing for you, stop pretending like it does.
My dog went apeshit howling and barking when an "urban individual" broke into my backyard and started trying my backdoor last year. I went out with an AR10 wand the 1000 lumen light on full blast and he bolted before he got bolted. I'm a heavy sleeper and don't wake up to artificial noises easily.
I strongly believe that most people who are against dog ownership in any way, or think that all dogs should be chained and kenneled, are like that urban individual and are sick of missing out on prime robbery and rape time because they got barked at. And personal experience has confirmed that, given the only people to ever complain about my dog accompanying me or being in my home were...
Based dog, but other dogs will sit by and watch you get strangled in your own living room.
Another poster who has only ever been around retrievers
I've had dogs my whole life and have never had slobber on anything because not all breeds slobber, or are enthusiastic and gigantic PLAYPLAYPLAY attention prostitutes. Most of them are like cats and just want you to scratch their butt. You don't have a dog issue you need to learn to notice patterns regarding heritage.
I've been around lots of dogs. Don't know all the breeds and definitely don't give a frick.
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>Based dog, but other dogs will sit by and watch you get strangled in your own living room.
My dog would too because they're not aggressive and I don't permit aggressive animals in my life. I fight for myself. That's why we have the second amendment and it says "arms" not "german shepherds".
Understand your natural human empathy, our subconscious ability for mimicry, and the fact that humanity has looked to animals to fine tune our capabilities and habits and you will understand exactly why it's so pushed that dogs are made out to be "man's best friend" despite being the domesticated animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet. You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship. You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself. This is heavily pushed by design
Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
Ask yourself why you would want to imitate a domesticated animal period. You don’t function as a member of a group unless you kill non-subservient humans on contact or your entire bloodline gets replaced with someone elses when they apply that rule themselves.
Dogs killed 34 people in the US last year. Humans killed 26,000. If you imitate a dog you don’t kill anyone unless you grow up an abused and moronic child.
Dogs are morons that have to be trained otherwise they are buttholes that can kill you, wake up the entire neighborhood and shit and piss all over your floor.
Cats are a litmus test for people that are buttholes, since people don't know how to train cats, because they think they don't have to. Don't trust anyone that has a cat that scratches people.
Hence my litmus test explanation. That pantry must smell like piss, because the owner is mentally disabled. I bet they let their cat outside unattended to get cat aids and fleas.
Not OP but I've grown up with dogs and cats but grew out of liking dogs, too ugly/loud, praised for not being irritating instead of actually being nice, chill company. The unconditional love is annoying. Cats do show love but more similarly to I guess friends where they like company and desire it but aren't so demanding of it. As a kid it may have been different but I like cats more, dogs and wienerroaches are the only two animals I'm really not fond of.
It’s so easy to tell when someone has only ever known retrievers, mastiffs, hounds, and german shitperds.
Those mutants are shitbeasts, not dogs. Lowly people love them because they are lowly things.
>retrievers and German shepherds >bad
Why is Wauf so goddamn moronic? Every pet that requires more maintenance than a moronic goldfish brings so much seethe.
Those two are known for being smelly and aggressive so yes, bad. They belong outdoors.
oh, so what is a good dog breed to you? Chihuahuas?
Shikoku Inu
Korean Jindo
Canaan Dog
Basenji
These closely resemble the original dog in appearance and temperament. They are intelligent, self-managing, and don't smell.
Understand your natural human empathy, our subconscious ability for mimicry, and the fact that humanity has looked to animals to fine tune our capabilities and habits and you will understand exactly why it's so pushed that dogs are made out to be "man's best friend" despite being the domesticated animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet. You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship. You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself. This is heavily pushed by design
Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
>Meowwwrr hiss hiss shisss *runs away*
Let's break this reddit bullshit down
>animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet.
But most dogs are actually incapable of killing you and unwilling - unless genetically abused... >You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship.
Are they ALL that way? No. You can tell which ones are. Floppy ears, drooping lips... shepherd, lab, mastiff, pitbull. This has nothing to do with dogs, this has to do with ALL LIFE. These dogs were the test run for what will be done to you. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY. And NEVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME THAT. When you do, they will take away the dogs because A DOG IS NOT FIT TO CARE FOR A DOG. You will be selectively bred with lower forms of life to make you like that: foul smelling, loud, impulsive, and obedient for food. Right now you are a dingo. Your descendants will be pitbulls and retrievers. GENETIC SUBJUGATION! >You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself.
And yet, they are not, at least not unless genetically twisted by westoids. They only behave to humanity as humanity behaves to itself.
>Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
The cat is a braindead animal. Dogs are as self reliant, and will rid an area of cats without human aid. In fact, there are free roamingself reliant dog populations in areas where humans have devolved back into lower primates and lost their ability to work with other species. In the future we will see this arrangement in these areas:
A larger wolf-like animal with the physique of a jaguar and the intelligence of a spotted hyema
A small gibbon-like ape with the intelligence of a parakeet
It sounds schizo but it's dangerously true. The primitive dog has the independent qualities of a cat but more of a mind about it. And yet, remains civilized and intuitively understands how to behave around people. These dogs have a flaw, which caught the notice of european aristocracy: They do not consistently perform arbitrary tasks when commanded.
So, these dogs were bred into the new dogs which do perform arbitrary tasks and will perform them a hundred times if there is a slight chance that on the hundred and first they will receive a morsel of food. That is the philosophy of the aristocracy - everything that is below them must obey because it is below them.
These creatures are also lacking any self control or good reason because mindless obedience like that is the opponent of self control and reasonable behavior. So, they inevitably attack, kill, and maim for reasons that make absolutely no sense, in ways that are not even explained by their nature. A wolf is a more trustworthy animal. The aristocracy says "it is how you raise them". As this occurs, your nation is polluted with more obedient stock like a mastiff or shepherd, and mandatory education is put in place. Then when this lower grade of human acts like a savage, it is blamed on a failure of society, rather than the individual, because the individual (the wolf-like dog who willingly domesticated itself) has been ablated and replaced by the drone (the drooling shitbeast that can only say "bark").
The basic man who willingly joined society is not a totally docile sheep. He fights back when insulted, assaulted, and threatened. He does not say "because you are human too, I will let you take what you want and call the cops". He kills you for trespassing. But never for no reason.
The domesticated man who was bound to society does not fight back. He follows protocol. But when protocol fails he becomes a mindless beast and kills as many people as he can simply because he can.
Those two are known for being smelly and aggressive so yes, bad. They belong outdoors.
[...]
Shikoku Inu
Korean Jindo
Canaan Dog
Basenji
These closely resemble the original dog in appearance and temperament. They are intelligent, self-managing, and don't smell.
[...] >Meowwwrr hiss hiss shisss *runs away*
Let's break this reddit bullshit down
>animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet.
But most dogs are actually incapable of killing you and unwilling - unless genetically abused... >You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship.
Are they ALL that way? No. You can tell which ones are. Floppy ears, drooping lips... shepherd, lab, mastiff, pitbull. This has nothing to do with dogs, this has to do with ALL LIFE. These dogs were the test run for what will be done to you. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY. And NEVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME THAT. When you do, they will take away the dogs because A DOG IS NOT FIT TO CARE FOR A DOG. You will be selectively bred with lower forms of life to make you like that: foul smelling, loud, impulsive, and obedient for food. Right now you are a dingo. Your descendants will be pitbulls and retrievers. GENETIC SUBJUGATION! >You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself.
And yet, they are not, at least not unless genetically twisted by westoids. They only behave to humanity as humanity behaves to itself.
>Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
The cat is a braindead animal. Dogs are as self reliant, and will rid an area of cats without human aid. In fact, there are free roamingself reliant dog populations in areas where humans have devolved back into lower primates and lost their ability to work with other species. In the future we will see this arrangement in these areas:
A larger wolf-like animal with the physique of a jaguar and the intelligence of a spotted hyema
A small gibbon-like ape with the intelligence of a parakeet
Can we have separate terms for western dogs (bred to be obedient, dangerous, and repulsive, mix of slave and soldier) and eastern dogs (still pretty much the same as they always were and behave like a normal self reliant human being should)?
Maybe we can just call the eastern dogs cats and get rid of the african weasel things
>it’s another schizo catgays screech about dogs thread
Dogs have been man’s friend since we were cavemen, cats can never compete with such a connection, even with the help of brain parasites.
>golden retrievers >aggressive
You are fricking moronic and know nothing
Only people who tolerate cats around are those already infected by toxoplasmosis.
Also if such thought crosses your mind, better go to the doctor for a brain scan because you might be ifnected too.
cats don't do a single thing better than dogs besides be guilt free to neglect, so the massive fricking heap of strays has given us a steady reservoir of healthy genetics to draw from and people can pretend they're a low maintenance pet and then wonder why their cat acts more or less like a very neglected and stupid dog would
>a dead mouse once a week >such a good cat
Yeah killing the random ass mice that were living 500 yards away from your house, at a rate of one a week, is not doing anything. The "best mouser ever" still was unable to rid a brewery of its infestation despite being locked in the building with a shitload of fat, sometimes drunk mice.
We bred terriers for a damn good reason and switched to traps and rat poison shortly after also for a damn good reason. The primary purpose of the cat is being cute.
>We bred terriers for a damn good reason
Cats have been our rodent-killing companions for THOUSANDS of years whereas terriers have only existed for a few centuries. Cats win, b***h
humans accomplishing nothing for centuries is unsurprising. look up how long the stone age lasted. we had “dogs” (friendly wolves) for ten centuries before their skeletons were unmistakably domesticated.
Dogs have been man’s companion for nearly 40,000 years. Cats, it’s been like 8,000 years. Cats can like you, but dogs have a 32,000 year head start on knowing how to help people who are feeling low.
Dogs were much more useful to us throughout history than cats. Dogs were useful for hunting, guarding livestock, pulling sleds, etc. all cats really do in terms of utility is sometimes kill vermin.
Because dogs are smarter and therefore capable of being more human, and therefore a friend. Wolves self-domesticated because despite the IQ gap our species are socially similar and naturally get along without any book-learnin' or other leftist shit. You might take issue with some trait of dogs but the thinking man inevitably finds that trait in men. >but the dog is servile! >Average man: HEY BUDDY HEY LETS HANG OUT CMON IM BORED THE WIFES A b***h CMON LETS GO DRINKING CMON MAN >some dogs, and some men, and some dogs are needlessly stubborn, and some dogs as well
Cats are borderline asocial and your presences value is a matter of classical conditioning.
Dogs kill vermin way better
Cats were an african/middle eastern good luck totem and that's it really. Their talent is reducing rat/human contact but not reducing rat numbers so the cat has good job security. The moment they leave 100% of the rats that were always there come flooding out into the open.
>cats don't actually kill rodents they just scare them off with their presence
Dogfricker cope, anyone that believes this shit has never had a good outside cat, I grew up with a cat that would bring a new mouse corpse to the door like once a week for 20 years straight, and wait there with it until someone came to reward her by petting her, then immediately carry it out of sight afterwards.
>a dead mouse once a week >such a good cat
Yeah killing the random ass mice that were living 500 yards away from your house, at a rate of one a week, is not doing anything. The "best mouser ever" still was unable to rid a brewery of its infestation despite being locked in the building with a shitload of fat, sometimes drunk mice.
We bred terriers for a damn good reason and switched to traps and rat poison shortly after also for a damn good reason. The primary purpose of the cat is being cute.
This, but get a healthy, athletic, and intelligent breed capable of obedience that is of a medium to large size.
It's a huge reslonsibility, but the relationship I've forged with my dog is a true thing of beauty, and I don't think I will live another day without a dog.
>Maltese
I don't know what it is about those dogs. I've known more than a few people who have had one (or more like, it was their mom's dog). And for the most part they were all pretty cool friendly dogs (if a little bit yappy).
But I have this irrational hatred towards them that I cant explain. I don't know if its the way their fur grows, or that gross pink/orange mustache they all get around their mouths, but every time I meet one I have to de-escalate in my brain.
Its like if you made a punchable face a dog.
They have this really pretentious air, like they think they're human, probably because most people who own them spoil them and dote on them like a human child which is really cringe to watch. They're also pretty useless, they can't aid with protecting a home, nor walk at a decent pace. So it's completely rational to hate them.
Not OP but I've grown up with dogs and cats but grew out of liking dogs, too ugly/loud, praised for not being irritating instead of actually being nice, chill company. The unconditional love is annoying. Cats do show love but more similarly to I guess friends where they like company and desire it but aren't so demanding of it. As a kid it may have been different but I like cats more, dogs and wienerroaches are the only two animals I'm really not fond of.
This has been pretty much my experience too. Dogs are nice, but I don't go out of my way to be around them. Getting dog slobber on my hand, arm, or my pants, or shirt, is just not that great. Their enthusiasm is endearing at times but also annoying at most other times. Cats are just more chill, usually. I find them more aesthetic too. Cats arch their back and move their head and neck in rhythm with your petting but a dog is just a static lump of fur and flesh usually.
Another poster who has only ever been around retrievers
I've had dogs my whole life and have never had slobber on anything because not all breeds slobber, or are enthusiastic and gigantic PLAYPLAYPLAY attention prostitutes. Most of them are like cats and just want you to scratch their butt. You don't have a dog issue you need to learn to notice patterns regarding heritage.
I can relate to this. I grew up with a dog, while getting our first cat when I was 10. Since I grew up in the countryside, I had to deal with all sorts of specimen, trained, untrained or feral.
In my experience, cats are incredibly easy to deal with and can get comfortable with you, if you are chill around them. And since they are defensive animals, it's hard to get properly injured by one unless you are seriously moronic.
When it comes to dogs, it's hit or miss. But fortunately, it all comes to breed. Sausage dogs (or dogs with shy expression in general) are nice and I love them. Golden retrievers are stupid and funny. Shepherds or wolf-like dogs in general should be avoided. Mutts are wildcard. And since I live in the 2nd world country, there's a lot of mutts. So you need to do the equivalent of "reading the room", but for dogs. It's very stressful if you need to do this everytime you visit a stranger with a dog big enough to hurt you. And walks around neighborhood aren't really pleasant when a dog sprints to the gate and start furiously barking at you, this repeating every third house.
But when you encounter a cat, it either runs away, stares in terror or comes in for cuddles if fella is brave enough.
the dog is the best friend
the cat is the chill roommate that is fun to hang out with
The dog is rather Uncle Tom-like slave, while cat is a friend with benefits who is usually busy.
>friend with benefits who is usually busy
The cat is the freeloading, lazy, black friend with no benefits.
>The cat is the freeloading
Mine gives me paw massages, brings me dead mice as a gift, keeps my house bug free by killing flies and collecting cobwebs in hard to reach places, inspects our massive attic every month to control rodent population and most importantly, she gives me cuddles.
What you just described is more akin to half of dog breeds that would not exists without humans and their existence is just a sad joke.
>What you just described is more akin to half of dog breeds
No, I described all domesticated cats. The only title cats have is being rat eaters (which they do poorly). People have awarded the dog as “man’s best friend” for reasons you already know, and it is a fact that makes cat worshipers seethe.
If cats could speak they would constantly be calling you a homosexual behind your back
he's me fr
There’s just as many cat people there are as dog people.
Cat people tend to be more introverted, dog people tend to be more extroverted.
Dog people are just louder, that’s why you get to hear about dogs more. It really is just that.
>Why are dogs considered man's best friend
This is a psyop made by the rich to hoard all the cats to themselves
ALWAYS do the opposite of what culture and subculture tells you
Everyone knows cats are pets for poors
Cats re just glorified rat traps and can't help mankind further most of the time. Both are good pets mind you.
Cats aren't even rat traps. They're a mild rodent repellent at best. Basically like planting mint patches but they also shit in your garden, piss on your grain stores (and shit in them if they're uncovered), and leave half-eaten or killed and unconsumed bird and lizard carcasses laying around to attract more rats. and the decrease in the reptile population increases the number of bugs. lovely.
you can really tell cats are an african invention.
>white folks be like:
>thanks for the weird ferret kang, he's a bit tarded but i got just the place for him to hang out
>can't defend your hunting territory/farm with a cat
>can't defend your flock with a cat
>can't defend your hut or tent with a cat
>can't hunt with a cat
>can't go to war with a cat
>can't retrieve downed animals with a cat
>can't tree other animals with a cat
>can't be warned of aggressive wildlife by a cat
>can't get a cat to recall when called
Dogs are mans best friend and there is no competition.
A normal ass dog that hasn't been bred into a violent slavish moron won't do any of this except hunt prey animals and bark at legitimate threats. They're basically smarter, social cats.
Are dogs not your best friend unless they're deformed homosexuals?
They’d still be my friend because they can actually have friends. Cats are so dumb they have conditioning to your presence.
People aren’t being domesticated into mastiffs. They’re being domesticated into collies
>genetically unhealthy
>small
>superficial intelligence, not self sufficient
>yes master i listen because i just do
What we did to dogs was just proof of concept.
You will never do any of those things with your toy dog.
Dogs barely bigger than a squirrel isn't a real dog
It doesn't matter how big your dog is, chances are it's purely a toy that has never worked or defended you at all. You are not a farmer. You do not hunt. You are not some indian having his dogs pull a sled. Your dog does nothing for you, stop pretending like it does.
My dog went apeshit howling and barking when an "urban individual" broke into my backyard and started trying my backdoor last year. I went out with an AR10 wand the 1000 lumen light on full blast and he bolted before he got bolted. I'm a heavy sleeper and don't wake up to artificial noises easily.
I strongly believe that most people who are against dog ownership in any way, or think that all dogs should be chained and kenneled, are like that urban individual and are sick of missing out on prime robbery and rape time because they got barked at. And personal experience has confirmed that, given the only people to ever complain about my dog accompanying me or being in my home were...
Based dog, but other dogs will sit by and watch you get strangled in your own living room.
I've been around lots of dogs. Don't know all the breeds and definitely don't give a frick.
>Based dog, but other dogs will sit by and watch you get strangled in your own living room.
My dog would too because they're not aggressive and I don't permit aggressive animals in my life. I fight for myself. That's why we have the second amendment and it says "arms" not "german shepherds".
>>can't tree other animals with a cat
Understand your natural human empathy, our subconscious ability for mimicry, and the fact that humanity has looked to animals to fine tune our capabilities and habits and you will understand exactly why it's so pushed that dogs are made out to be "man's best friend" despite being the domesticated animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet. You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship. You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself. This is heavily pushed by design
Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
Ask yourself why you would want to imitate a domesticated animal period. You don’t function as a member of a group unless you kill non-subservient humans on contact or your entire bloodline gets replaced with someone elses when they apply that rule themselves.
Dogs killed 34 people in the US last year. Humans killed 26,000. If you imitate a dog you don’t kill anyone unless you grow up an abused and moronic child.
Baboons aren't humans
every heard of anyone taking the catpill? neither have I
>What did he mean by this?
It’s called toxoplasmosis
Dogs are morons that have to be trained otherwise they are buttholes that can kill you, wake up the entire neighborhood and shit and piss all over your floor.
Cats are a litmus test for people that are buttholes, since people don't know how to train cats, because they think they don't have to. Don't trust anyone that has a cat that scratches people.
I just plain dont trust anyone that has a cat
Hence my litmus test explanation. That pantry must smell like piss, because the owner is mentally disabled. I bet they let their cat outside unattended to get cat aids and fleas.
It’s so easy to tell when someone has only ever known retrievers, mastiffs, hounds, and german shitperds.
Those mutants are shitbeasts, not dogs. Lowly people love them because they are lowly things.
>retrievers and German shepherds
>bad
Why is Wauf so goddamn moronic? Every pet that requires more maintenance than a moronic goldfish brings so much seethe.
Those two are known for being smelly and aggressive so yes, bad. They belong outdoors.
Shikoku Inu
Korean Jindo
Canaan Dog
Basenji
These closely resemble the original dog in appearance and temperament. They are intelligent, self-managing, and don't smell.
>Meowwwrr hiss hiss shisss *runs away*
Let's break this reddit bullshit down
>animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet.
But most dogs are actually incapable of killing you and unwilling - unless genetically abused...
>You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship.
Are they ALL that way? No. You can tell which ones are. Floppy ears, drooping lips... shepherd, lab, mastiff, pitbull. This has nothing to do with dogs, this has to do with ALL LIFE. These dogs were the test run for what will be done to you. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY. And NEVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME THAT. When you do, they will take away the dogs because A DOG IS NOT FIT TO CARE FOR A DOG. You will be selectively bred with lower forms of life to make you like that: foul smelling, loud, impulsive, and obedient for food. Right now you are a dingo. Your descendants will be pitbulls and retrievers. GENETIC SUBJUGATION!
>You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself.
And yet, they are not, at least not unless genetically twisted by westoids. They only behave to humanity as humanity behaves to itself.
>Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
The cat is a braindead animal. Dogs are as self reliant, and will rid an area of cats without human aid. In fact, there are free roamingself reliant dog populations in areas where humans have devolved back into lower primates and lost their ability to work with other species. In the future we will see this arrangement in these areas:
A larger wolf-like animal with the physique of a jaguar and the intelligence of a spotted hyema
A small gibbon-like ape with the intelligence of a parakeet
It sounds schizo but it's dangerously true. The primitive dog has the independent qualities of a cat but more of a mind about it. And yet, remains civilized and intuitively understands how to behave around people. These dogs have a flaw, which caught the notice of european aristocracy: They do not consistently perform arbitrary tasks when commanded.
So, these dogs were bred into the new dogs which do perform arbitrary tasks and will perform them a hundred times if there is a slight chance that on the hundred and first they will receive a morsel of food. That is the philosophy of the aristocracy - everything that is below them must obey because it is below them.
These creatures are also lacking any self control or good reason because mindless obedience like that is the opponent of self control and reasonable behavior. So, they inevitably attack, kill, and maim for reasons that make absolutely no sense, in ways that are not even explained by their nature. A wolf is a more trustworthy animal. The aristocracy says "it is how you raise them". As this occurs, your nation is polluted with more obedient stock like a mastiff or shepherd, and mandatory education is put in place. Then when this lower grade of human acts like a savage, it is blamed on a failure of society, rather than the individual, because the individual (the wolf-like dog who willingly domesticated itself) has been ablated and replaced by the drone (the drooling shitbeast that can only say "bark").
The basic man who willingly joined society is not a totally docile sheep. He fights back when insulted, assaulted, and threatened. He does not say "because you are human too, I will let you take what you want and call the cops". He kills you for trespassing. But never for no reason.
The domesticated man who was bound to society does not fight back. He follows protocol. But when protocol fails he becomes a mindless beast and kills as many people as he can simply because he can.
Can we have separate terms for western dogs (bred to be obedient, dangerous, and repulsive, mix of slave and soldier) and eastern dogs (still pretty much the same as they always were and behave like a normal self reliant human being should)?
Maybe we can just call the eastern dogs cats and get rid of the african weasel things
>it’s another schizo catgays screech about dogs thread
Dogs have been man’s friend since we were cavemen, cats can never compete with such a connection, even with the help of brain parasites.
>golden retrievers
>aggressive
You are fricking moronic and know nothing
Labs bite more people than pitbulls chud
>retrievers = labs
Again you know nothing. Go lick the litter box, the toxoplasmosis is commanding you to.
oh, so what is a good dog breed to you? Chihuahuas?
for me, it's the pomeranian
Maltese as I stated.
Do you think we tamed these wild cookie by... You know...
Because humans and dogs have lived and evolved alongside each other since prehistoric times.
working dogs exist
working cats do not
ratcatching cats aren't actually good at catching rats
Only people who tolerate cats around are those already infected by toxoplasmosis.
Also if such thought crosses your mind, better go to the doctor for a brain scan because you might be ifnected too.
you can't have sex with a cat
Why would you want to?
>a cat is fine too
Only catgirls
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Dogs are like men, loyal to a fault.
Cats are like women, flippant c**ts.
>cats can't be loyal
Dog is so much fun and freindly but cat is more furniture to look at it
Cats > dogs
cats don't do a single thing better than dogs besides be guilt free to neglect, so the massive fricking heap of strays has given us a steady reservoir of healthy genetics to draw from and people can pretend they're a low maintenance pet and then wonder why their cat acts more or less like a very neglected and stupid dog would
THIS
>We bred terriers for a damn good reason
Cats have been our rodent-killing companions for THOUSANDS of years whereas terriers have only existed for a few centuries. Cats win, b***h
Cats have been good luck totems in africa*
Fixed.
humans accomplishing nothing for centuries is unsurprising. look up how long the stone age lasted. we had “dogs” (friendly wolves) for ten centuries before their skeletons were unmistakably domesticated.
the best rodent-killing working animals are mustelids
you let a trained ferret loose into a rat infested barn and it will massacre them
cats will find one rat and play with it until they get bored
>Humans have traveled on horse carts for thousands of years, cars have only existed for a hundred of years.
>Carts win, b***h.
this but unironically
Dogs have been man’s companion for nearly 40,000 years. Cats, it’s been like 8,000 years. Cats can like you, but dogs have a 32,000 year head start on knowing how to help people who are feeling low.
Cats are tsundere.
Because dogs went out with you to work, while a cat's job was sticking closer to home.
Dogs were much more useful to us throughout history than cats. Dogs were useful for hunting, guarding livestock, pulling sleds, etc. all cats really do in terms of utility is sometimes kill vermin.
Because dogs are smarter and therefore capable of being more human, and therefore a friend. Wolves self-domesticated because despite the IQ gap our species are socially similar and naturally get along without any book-learnin' or other leftist shit. You might take issue with some trait of dogs but the thinking man inevitably finds that trait in men.
>but the dog is servile!
>Average man: HEY BUDDY HEY LETS HANG OUT CMON IM BORED THE WIFES A b***h CMON LETS GO DRINKING CMON MAN
>some dogs, and some men, and some dogs are needlessly stubborn, and some dogs as well
Cats are borderline asocial and your presences value is a matter of classical conditioning.
Dogs kill vermin way better
Cats were an african/middle eastern good luck totem and that's it really. Their talent is reducing rat/human contact but not reducing rat numbers so the cat has good job security. The moment they leave 100% of the rats that were always there come flooding out into the open.
>cats don't actually kill rodents they just scare them off with their presence
Dogfricker cope, anyone that believes this shit has never had a good outside cat, I grew up with a cat that would bring a new mouse corpse to the door like once a week for 20 years straight, and wait there with it until someone came to reward her by petting her, then immediately carry it out of sight afterwards.
>a dead mouse once a week
>such a good cat
Yeah killing the random ass mice that were living 500 yards away from your house, at a rate of one a week, is not doing anything. The "best mouser ever" still was unable to rid a brewery of its infestation despite being locked in the building with a shitload of fat, sometimes drunk mice.
We bred terriers for a damn good reason and switched to traps and rat poison shortly after also for a damn good reason. The primary purpose of the cat is being cute.
Cats hate you and want you dead. This is charming and fun but it doesn't really make them seem like friends.
>hate you and want you dead.
Then who's going to open the can of ocean whitefish dinner in gravy?
This is what the doggays are talking about. Their love is super conditional, they only care about you when you feed them.
bump
Cats dont really do anything except.make your house smell like shit
This but all indoor pets. They can live in my backyard. Letting an animal into your home is cucked.
They're pest
Obsession
>nooooo you have to give me the answer i want like a broken hivemind or else youre obsessed >:0
Nobody said this
Ya moronic b***h, you did
You're just schizo
No moronic b***h, Im not
frick you bloody basterd
best*
Sorry you have dyslexia, anon.
Get a dog, bond with it, then you will understand.
This, but get a healthy, athletic, and intelligent breed capable of obedience that is of a medium to large size.
It's a huge reslonsibility, but the relationship I've forged with my dog is a true thing of beauty, and I don't think I will live another day without a dog.
Mines a Maltese poodle and honestly I wouldn't trade him for anything.
>Maltese
I don't know what it is about those dogs. I've known more than a few people who have had one (or more like, it was their mom's dog). And for the most part they were all pretty cool friendly dogs (if a little bit yappy).
But I have this irrational hatred towards them that I cant explain. I don't know if its the way their fur grows, or that gross pink/orange mustache they all get around their mouths, but every time I meet one I have to de-escalate in my brain.
Its like if you made a punchable face a dog.
They have this really pretentious air, like they think they're human, probably because most people who own them spoil them and dote on them like a human child which is really cringe to watch. They're also pretty useless, they can't aid with protecting a home, nor walk at a decent pace. So it's completely rational to hate them.
Not OP but I've grown up with dogs and cats but grew out of liking dogs, too ugly/loud, praised for not being irritating instead of actually being nice, chill company. The unconditional love is annoying. Cats do show love but more similarly to I guess friends where they like company and desire it but aren't so demanding of it. As a kid it may have been different but I like cats more, dogs and wienerroaches are the only two animals I'm really not fond of.
This has been pretty much my experience too. Dogs are nice, but I don't go out of my way to be around them. Getting dog slobber on my hand, arm, or my pants, or shirt, is just not that great. Their enthusiasm is endearing at times but also annoying at most other times. Cats are just more chill, usually. I find them more aesthetic too. Cats arch their back and move their head and neck in rhythm with your petting but a dog is just a static lump of fur and flesh usually.
Another poster who has only ever been around retrievers
I've had dogs my whole life and have never had slobber on anything because not all breeds slobber, or are enthusiastic and gigantic PLAYPLAYPLAY attention prostitutes. Most of them are like cats and just want you to scratch their butt. You don't have a dog issue you need to learn to notice patterns regarding heritage.
I can relate to this. I grew up with a dog, while getting our first cat when I was 10. Since I grew up in the countryside, I had to deal with all sorts of specimen, trained, untrained or feral.
In my experience, cats are incredibly easy to deal with and can get comfortable with you, if you are chill around them. And since they are defensive animals, it's hard to get properly injured by one unless you are seriously moronic.
When it comes to dogs, it's hit or miss. But fortunately, it all comes to breed. Sausage dogs (or dogs with shy expression in general) are nice and I love them. Golden retrievers are stupid and funny. Shepherds or wolf-like dogs in general should be avoided. Mutts are wildcard. And since I live in the 2nd world country, there's a lot of mutts. So you need to do the equivalent of "reading the room", but for dogs. It's very stressful if you need to do this everytime you visit a stranger with a dog big enough to hurt you. And walks around neighborhood aren't really pleasant when a dog sprints to the gate and start furiously barking at you, this repeating every third house.
But when you encounter a cat, it either runs away, stares in terror or comes in for cuddles if fella is brave enough.
because felines are men's best wives
you know why