Why are dogs considered man's best friend and not cats?

Why are dogs considered man's best friend and not cats?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the dog is the best friend
    the cat is the chill roommate that is fun to hang out with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The dog is rather Uncle Tom-like slave, while cat is a friend with benefits who is usually busy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >friend with benefits who is usually busy
        The cat is the freeloading, lazy, black friend with no benefits.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The cat is the freeloading
          Mine gives me paw massages, brings me dead mice as a gift, keeps my house bug free by killing flies and collecting cobwebs in hard to reach places, inspects our massive attic every month to control rodent population and most importantly, she gives me cuddles.
          What you just described is more akin to half of dog breeds that would not exists without humans and their existence is just a sad joke.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >What you just described is more akin to half of dog breeds
            No, I described all domesticated cats. The only title cats have is being rat eaters (which they do poorly). People have awarded the dog as “man’s best friend” for reasons you already know, and it is a fact that makes cat worshipers seethe.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If cats could speak they would constantly be calling you a homosexual behind your back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's me fr

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There’s just as many cat people there are as dog people.
    Cat people tend to be more introverted, dog people tend to be more extroverted.
    Dog people are just louder, that’s why you get to hear about dogs more. It really is just that.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are dogs considered man's best friend

    This is a psyop made by the rich to hoard all the cats to themselves

    ALWAYS do the opposite of what culture and subculture tells you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows cats are pets for poors

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats re just glorified rat traps and can't help mankind further most of the time. Both are good pets mind you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cats aren't even rat traps. They're a mild rodent repellent at best. Basically like planting mint patches but they also shit in your garden, piss on your grain stores (and shit in them if they're uncovered), and leave half-eaten or killed and unconsumed bird and lizard carcasses laying around to attract more rats. and the decrease in the reptile population increases the number of bugs. lovely.

      you can really tell cats are an african invention.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >white folks be like:
        >thanks for the weird ferret kang, he's a bit tarded but i got just the place for him to hang out

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't defend your hunting territory/farm with a cat
    >can't defend your flock with a cat
    >can't defend your hut or tent with a cat
    >can't hunt with a cat
    >can't go to war with a cat
    >can't retrieve downed animals with a cat
    >can't tree other animals with a cat
    >can't be warned of aggressive wildlife by a cat
    >can't get a cat to recall when called
    Dogs are mans best friend and there is no competition.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A normal ass dog that hasn't been bred into a violent slavish moron won't do any of this except hunt prey animals and bark at legitimate threats. They're basically smarter, social cats.

      Are dogs not your best friend unless they're deformed homosexuals?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’d still be my friend because they can actually have friends. Cats are so dumb they have conditioning to your presence.

        https://i.imgur.com/QOQeQDD.jpg

        It sounds schizo but it's dangerously true. The primitive dog has the independent qualities of a cat but more of a mind about it. And yet, remains civilized and intuitively understands how to behave around people. These dogs have a flaw, which caught the notice of european aristocracy: They do not consistently perform arbitrary tasks when commanded.

        So, these dogs were bred into the new dogs which do perform arbitrary tasks and will perform them a hundred times if there is a slight chance that on the hundred and first they will receive a morsel of food. That is the philosophy of the aristocracy - everything that is below them must obey because it is below them.

        These creatures are also lacking any self control or good reason because mindless obedience like that is the opponent of self control and reasonable behavior. So, they inevitably attack, kill, and maim for reasons that make absolutely no sense, in ways that are not even explained by their nature. A wolf is a more trustworthy animal. The aristocracy says "it is how you raise them". As this occurs, your nation is polluted with more obedient stock like a mastiff or shepherd, and mandatory education is put in place. Then when this lower grade of human acts like a savage, it is blamed on a failure of society, rather than the individual, because the individual (the wolf-like dog who willingly domesticated itself) has been ablated and replaced by the drone (the drooling shitbeast that can only say "bark").

        The basic man who willingly joined society is not a totally docile sheep. He fights back when insulted, assaulted, and threatened. He does not say "because you are human too, I will let you take what you want and call the cops". He kills you for trespassing. But never for no reason.
        The domesticated man who was bound to society does not fight back. He follows protocol. But when protocol fails he becomes a mindless beast and kills as many people as he can simply because he can.

        People aren’t being domesticated into mastiffs. They’re being domesticated into collies

        >genetically unhealthy
        >small
        >superficial intelligence, not self sufficient
        >yes master i listen because i just do

        What we did to dogs was just proof of concept.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will never do any of those things with your toy dog.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs barely bigger than a squirrel isn't a real dog

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter how big your dog is, chances are it's purely a toy that has never worked or defended you at all. You are not a farmer. You do not hunt. You are not some indian having his dogs pull a sled. Your dog does nothing for you, stop pretending like it does.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My dog went apeshit howling and barking when an "urban individual" broke into my backyard and started trying my backdoor last year. I went out with an AR10 wand the 1000 lumen light on full blast and he bolted before he got bolted. I'm a heavy sleeper and don't wake up to artificial noises easily.

            I strongly believe that most people who are against dog ownership in any way, or think that all dogs should be chained and kenneled, are like that urban individual and are sick of missing out on prime robbery and rape time because they got barked at. And personal experience has confirmed that, given the only people to ever complain about my dog accompanying me or being in my home were...

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Based dog, but other dogs will sit by and watch you get strangled in your own living room.

              Another poster who has only ever been around retrievers

              I've had dogs my whole life and have never had slobber on anything because not all breeds slobber, or are enthusiastic and gigantic PLAYPLAYPLAY attention prostitutes. Most of them are like cats and just want you to scratch their butt. You don't have a dog issue you need to learn to notice patterns regarding heritage.

              I've been around lots of dogs. Don't know all the breeds and definitely don't give a frick.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Based dog, but other dogs will sit by and watch you get strangled in your own living room.
                My dog would too because they're not aggressive and I don't permit aggressive animals in my life. I fight for myself. That's why we have the second amendment and it says "arms" not "german shepherds".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>can't tree other animals with a cat

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Understand your natural human empathy, our subconscious ability for mimicry, and the fact that humanity has looked to animals to fine tune our capabilities and habits and you will understand exactly why it's so pushed that dogs are made out to be "man's best friend" despite being the domesticated animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet. You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship. You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself. This is heavily pushed by design

    Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ask yourself why you would want to imitate a domesticated animal period. You don’t function as a member of a group unless you kill non-subservient humans on contact or your entire bloodline gets replaced with someone elses when they apply that rule themselves.

      Dogs killed 34 people in the US last year. Humans killed 26,000. If you imitate a dog you don’t kill anyone unless you grow up an abused and moronic child.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Baboons aren't humans

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every heard of anyone taking the catpill? neither have I

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What did he mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called toxoplasmosis

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are morons that have to be trained otherwise they are buttholes that can kill you, wake up the entire neighborhood and shit and piss all over your floor.

    Cats are a litmus test for people that are buttholes, since people don't know how to train cats, because they think they don't have to. Don't trust anyone that has a cat that scratches people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just plain dont trust anyone that has a cat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hence my litmus test explanation. That pantry must smell like piss, because the owner is mentally disabled. I bet they let their cat outside unattended to get cat aids and fleas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I've grown up with dogs and cats but grew out of liking dogs, too ugly/loud, praised for not being irritating instead of actually being nice, chill company. The unconditional love is annoying. Cats do show love but more similarly to I guess friends where they like company and desire it but aren't so demanding of it. As a kid it may have been different but I like cats more, dogs and wienerroaches are the only two animals I'm really not fond of.

      It’s so easy to tell when someone has only ever known retrievers, mastiffs, hounds, and german shitperds.

      Those mutants are shitbeasts, not dogs. Lowly people love them because they are lowly things.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >retrievers and German shepherds
        >bad
        Why is Wauf so goddamn moronic? Every pet that requires more maintenance than a moronic goldfish brings so much seethe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Those two are known for being smelly and aggressive so yes, bad. They belong outdoors.

          oh, so what is a good dog breed to you? Chihuahuas?

          Shikoku Inu
          Korean Jindo
          Canaan Dog
          Basenji

          These closely resemble the original dog in appearance and temperament. They are intelligent, self-managing, and don't smell.

          Understand your natural human empathy, our subconscious ability for mimicry, and the fact that humanity has looked to animals to fine tune our capabilities and habits and you will understand exactly why it's so pushed that dogs are made out to be "man's best friend" despite being the domesticated animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet. You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship. You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself. This is heavily pushed by design

          Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.

          >Meowwwrr hiss hiss shisss *runs away*
          Let's break this reddit bullshit down

          >animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet.
          But most dogs are actually incapable of killing you and unwilling - unless genetically abused...
          >You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship.
          Are they ALL that way? No. You can tell which ones are. Floppy ears, drooping lips... shepherd, lab, mastiff, pitbull. This has nothing to do with dogs, this has to do with ALL LIFE. These dogs were the test run for what will be done to you. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY. And NEVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME THAT. When you do, they will take away the dogs because A DOG IS NOT FIT TO CARE FOR A DOG. You will be selectively bred with lower forms of life to make you like that: foul smelling, loud, impulsive, and obedient for food. Right now you are a dingo. Your descendants will be pitbulls and retrievers. GENETIC SUBJUGATION!
          >You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself.
          And yet, they are not, at least not unless genetically twisted by westoids. They only behave to humanity as humanity behaves to itself.

          >Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
          The cat is a braindead animal. Dogs are as self reliant, and will rid an area of cats without human aid. In fact, there are free roamingself reliant dog populations in areas where humans have devolved back into lower primates and lost their ability to work with other species. In the future we will see this arrangement in these areas:
          A larger wolf-like animal with the physique of a jaguar and the intelligence of a spotted hyema
          A small gibbon-like ape with the intelligence of a parakeet

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It sounds schizo but it's dangerously true. The primitive dog has the independent qualities of a cat but more of a mind about it. And yet, remains civilized and intuitively understands how to behave around people. These dogs have a flaw, which caught the notice of european aristocracy: They do not consistently perform arbitrary tasks when commanded.

            So, these dogs were bred into the new dogs which do perform arbitrary tasks and will perform them a hundred times if there is a slight chance that on the hundred and first they will receive a morsel of food. That is the philosophy of the aristocracy - everything that is below them must obey because it is below them.

            These creatures are also lacking any self control or good reason because mindless obedience like that is the opponent of self control and reasonable behavior. So, they inevitably attack, kill, and maim for reasons that make absolutely no sense, in ways that are not even explained by their nature. A wolf is a more trustworthy animal. The aristocracy says "it is how you raise them". As this occurs, your nation is polluted with more obedient stock like a mastiff or shepherd, and mandatory education is put in place. Then when this lower grade of human acts like a savage, it is blamed on a failure of society, rather than the individual, because the individual (the wolf-like dog who willingly domesticated itself) has been ablated and replaced by the drone (the drooling shitbeast that can only say "bark").

            The basic man who willingly joined society is not a totally docile sheep. He fights back when insulted, assaulted, and threatened. He does not say "because you are human too, I will let you take what you want and call the cops". He kills you for trespassing. But never for no reason.
            The domesticated man who was bound to society does not fight back. He follows protocol. But when protocol fails he becomes a mindless beast and kills as many people as he can simply because he can.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Zrtr0iZ.png

              Those two are known for being smelly and aggressive so yes, bad. They belong outdoors.

              [...]
              Shikoku Inu
              Korean Jindo
              Canaan Dog
              Basenji

              These closely resemble the original dog in appearance and temperament. They are intelligent, self-managing, and don't smell.

              [...]
              >Meowwwrr hiss hiss shisss *runs away*
              Let's break this reddit bullshit down

              >animal with the highest kill count on man out of any other domesticated pet.
              But most dogs are actually incapable of killing you and unwilling - unless genetically abused...
              >You are to mimic a creature bred to serve and worship.
              Are they ALL that way? No. You can tell which ones are. Floppy ears, drooping lips... shepherd, lab, mastiff, pitbull. This has nothing to do with dogs, this has to do with ALL LIFE. These dogs were the test run for what will be done to you. NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY. And NEVER FORGET THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME THAT. When you do, they will take away the dogs because A DOG IS NOT FIT TO CARE FOR A DOG. You will be selectively bred with lower forms of life to make you like that: foul smelling, loud, impulsive, and obedient for food. Right now you are a dingo. Your descendants will be pitbulls and retrievers. GENETIC SUBJUGATION!
              >You are to mimic a massively violent creature towards humanity itself.
              And yet, they are not, at least not unless genetically twisted by westoids. They only behave to humanity as humanity behaves to itself.

              >Cat's are villified for their sheer self reliance.
              The cat is a braindead animal. Dogs are as self reliant, and will rid an area of cats without human aid. In fact, there are free roamingself reliant dog populations in areas where humans have devolved back into lower primates and lost their ability to work with other species. In the future we will see this arrangement in these areas:
              A larger wolf-like animal with the physique of a jaguar and the intelligence of a spotted hyema
              A small gibbon-like ape with the intelligence of a parakeet

              Can we have separate terms for western dogs (bred to be obedient, dangerous, and repulsive, mix of slave and soldier) and eastern dogs (still pretty much the same as they always were and behave like a normal self reliant human being should)?

              Maybe we can just call the eastern dogs cats and get rid of the african weasel things

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it’s another schizo catgays screech about dogs thread
            Dogs have been man’s friend since we were cavemen, cats can never compete with such a connection, even with the help of brain parasites.

            >golden retrievers
            >aggressive
            You are fricking moronic and know nothing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Labs bite more people than pitbulls chud

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >retrievers = labs
                Again you know nothing. Go lick the litter box, the toxoplasmosis is commanding you to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh, so what is a good dog breed to you? Chihuahuas?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          for me, it's the pomeranian

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maltese as I stated.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we tamed these wild cookie by... You know...

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because humans and dogs have lived and evolved alongside each other since prehistoric times.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    working dogs exist
    working cats do not

    ratcatching cats aren't actually good at catching rats

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only people who tolerate cats around are those already infected by toxoplasmosis.
    Also if such thought crosses your mind, better go to the doctor for a brain scan because you might be ifnected too.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can't have sex with a cat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a cat is fine too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only catgirls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are like men, loyal to a fault.
    Cats are like women, flippant c**ts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cats can't be loyal

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dog is so much fun and freindly but cat is more furniture to look at it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats > dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cats don't do a single thing better than dogs besides be guilt free to neglect, so the massive fricking heap of strays has given us a steady reservoir of healthy genetics to draw from and people can pretend they're a low maintenance pet and then wonder why their cat acts more or less like a very neglected and stupid dog would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THIS

      >a dead mouse once a week
      >such a good cat
      Yeah killing the random ass mice that were living 500 yards away from your house, at a rate of one a week, is not doing anything. The "best mouser ever" still was unable to rid a brewery of its infestation despite being locked in the building with a shitload of fat, sometimes drunk mice.

      We bred terriers for a damn good reason and switched to traps and rat poison shortly after also for a damn good reason. The primary purpose of the cat is being cute.

      >We bred terriers for a damn good reason
      Cats have been our rodent-killing companions for THOUSANDS of years whereas terriers have only existed for a few centuries. Cats win, b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cats have been good luck totems in africa*

        Fixed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        humans accomplishing nothing for centuries is unsurprising. look up how long the stone age lasted. we had “dogs” (friendly wolves) for ten centuries before their skeletons were unmistakably domesticated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the best rodent-killing working animals are mustelids
        you let a trained ferret loose into a rat infested barn and it will massacre them

        cats will find one rat and play with it until they get bored

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Humans have traveled on horse carts for thousands of years, cars have only existed for a hundred of years.
        >Carts win, b***h.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this but unironically

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs have been man’s companion for nearly 40,000 years. Cats, it’s been like 8,000 years. Cats can like you, but dogs have a 32,000 year head start on knowing how to help people who are feeling low.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are tsundere.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because dogs went out with you to work, while a cat's job was sticking closer to home.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs were much more useful to us throughout history than cats. Dogs were useful for hunting, guarding livestock, pulling sleds, etc. all cats really do in terms of utility is sometimes kill vermin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because dogs are smarter and therefore capable of being more human, and therefore a friend. Wolves self-domesticated because despite the IQ gap our species are socially similar and naturally get along without any book-learnin' or other leftist shit. You might take issue with some trait of dogs but the thinking man inevitably finds that trait in men.
      >but the dog is servile!
      >Average man: HEY BUDDY HEY LETS HANG OUT CMON IM BORED THE WIFES A b***h CMON LETS GO DRINKING CMON MAN
      >some dogs, and some men, and some dogs are needlessly stubborn, and some dogs as well

      Cats are borderline asocial and your presences value is a matter of classical conditioning.

      Dogs kill vermin way better

      Cats were an african/middle eastern good luck totem and that's it really. Their talent is reducing rat/human contact but not reducing rat numbers so the cat has good job security. The moment they leave 100% of the rats that were always there come flooding out into the open.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cats don't actually kill rodents they just scare them off with their presence
        Dogfricker cope, anyone that believes this shit has never had a good outside cat, I grew up with a cat that would bring a new mouse corpse to the door like once a week for 20 years straight, and wait there with it until someone came to reward her by petting her, then immediately carry it out of sight afterwards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a dead mouse once a week
          >such a good cat
          Yeah killing the random ass mice that were living 500 yards away from your house, at a rate of one a week, is not doing anything. The "best mouser ever" still was unable to rid a brewery of its infestation despite being locked in the building with a shitload of fat, sometimes drunk mice.

          We bred terriers for a damn good reason and switched to traps and rat poison shortly after also for a damn good reason. The primary purpose of the cat is being cute.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats hate you and want you dead. This is charming and fun but it doesn't really make them seem like friends.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hate you and want you dead.
      Then who's going to open the can of ocean whitefish dinner in gravy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is what the doggays are talking about. Their love is super conditional, they only care about you when you feed them.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats dont really do anything except.make your house smell like shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This but all indoor pets. They can live in my backyard. Letting an animal into your home is cucked.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're pest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cats dont really do anything except.make your house smell like shit

      Obsession

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo you have to give me the answer i want like a broken hivemind or else youre obsessed >:0

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ya moronic b***h, you did

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're just schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No moronic b***h, Im not

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                frick you bloody basterd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      best*
      Sorry you have dyslexia, anon.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a dog, bond with it, then you will understand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, but get a healthy, athletic, and intelligent breed capable of obedience that is of a medium to large size.

      It's a huge reslonsibility, but the relationship I've forged with my dog is a true thing of beauty, and I don't think I will live another day without a dog.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mines a Maltese poodle and honestly I wouldn't trade him for anything.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Maltese
          I don't know what it is about those dogs. I've known more than a few people who have had one (or more like, it was their mom's dog). And for the most part they were all pretty cool friendly dogs (if a little bit yappy).
          But I have this irrational hatred towards them that I cant explain. I don't know if its the way their fur grows, or that gross pink/orange mustache they all get around their mouths, but every time I meet one I have to de-escalate in my brain.
          Its like if you made a punchable face a dog.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They have this really pretentious air, like they think they're human, probably because most people who own them spoil them and dote on them like a human child which is really cringe to watch. They're also pretty useless, they can't aid with protecting a home, nor walk at a decent pace. So it's completely rational to hate them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I've grown up with dogs and cats but grew out of liking dogs, too ugly/loud, praised for not being irritating instead of actually being nice, chill company. The unconditional love is annoying. Cats do show love but more similarly to I guess friends where they like company and desire it but aren't so demanding of it. As a kid it may have been different but I like cats more, dogs and wienerroaches are the only two animals I'm really not fond of.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This has been pretty much my experience too. Dogs are nice, but I don't go out of my way to be around them. Getting dog slobber on my hand, arm, or my pants, or shirt, is just not that great. Their enthusiasm is endearing at times but also annoying at most other times. Cats are just more chill, usually. I find them more aesthetic too. Cats arch their back and move their head and neck in rhythm with your petting but a dog is just a static lump of fur and flesh usually.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Another poster who has only ever been around retrievers

          I've had dogs my whole life and have never had slobber on anything because not all breeds slobber, or are enthusiastic and gigantic PLAYPLAYPLAY attention prostitutes. Most of them are like cats and just want you to scratch their butt. You don't have a dog issue you need to learn to notice patterns regarding heritage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can relate to this. I grew up with a dog, while getting our first cat when I was 10. Since I grew up in the countryside, I had to deal with all sorts of specimen, trained, untrained or feral.
        In my experience, cats are incredibly easy to deal with and can get comfortable with you, if you are chill around them. And since they are defensive animals, it's hard to get properly injured by one unless you are seriously moronic.
        When it comes to dogs, it's hit or miss. But fortunately, it all comes to breed. Sausage dogs (or dogs with shy expression in general) are nice and I love them. Golden retrievers are stupid and funny. Shepherds or wolf-like dogs in general should be avoided. Mutts are wildcard. And since I live in the 2nd world country, there's a lot of mutts. So you need to do the equivalent of "reading the room", but for dogs. It's very stressful if you need to do this everytime you visit a stranger with a dog big enough to hurt you. And walks around neighborhood aren't really pleasant when a dog sprints to the gate and start furiously barking at you, this repeating every third house.
        But when you encounter a cat, it either runs away, stares in terror or comes in for cuddles if fella is brave enough.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because felines are men's best wives

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know why

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