Why are animals (male) such assholes?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am the only non-virgin in the thread.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anthropomorphization

    the male doesn't know that tapping the water will attract predators, and neither does the female. He doesn't do it to coerce sex, and she doesn't give up the pussy to stop him. It's just a bunch of mindless instincts at work. The males that tap the water managed to breed more often, and the females that responded to the tapping also did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing the point IMO
      Most humans just blindly follow their urges too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so because humans act primarily on instinct we should treat all behaviors as mindful?
        do you think about the stuff you say or is it just a mindless reaction? Because that argument doesn't make any sense at all.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Natural selection.
    Females have greater biological investment in parenting, so males are the ones who compete over the females rather than the other way around. Hence males are subject to greater selection pressure, and become more mean and soldier-like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or alternatively in humans we become weaker and more submissive to please the females.
      Dominant males have been heavily selected against in the past.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's always funny when virgins try to talk about what women want.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why balding, glasses wearing, short dicklets have 4-6 kids each and Chad has no kids or just 1?

          >Dominant males have been heavily selected against in the past.
          lol when?

          Look at our physical evolution. Look at how different we act to other primates. We're a soft, submissive version of what they are.
          Do you go absolute fucking apeshit and start throwing punches the moment someone makes eye contact with you for 0.0002 seconds? Why do you think we lost our protruding jaws? Because those with big jaws were selected against, they were seen as more dominant/dangerous.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're not a chad
            you're a creepy gross dude that isn't good looking and isn't responsible. And you resent guys that are one or both.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >t. "alpha" male chud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you're really good looking you'll have all the kids you want.
                If you're really responsible you'll have all the kids you want.
                If you can't get laid there's something very wrong with you. Everyone else is having lots of sex.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If you're really good looking you'll have all the kids you want.
                Why do attractive people have so few kids then? I don't care that you self insert as chad online when you have such an incel-tier view of the world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                good looks correlate with intelligence and intelligence lets you look past your instincts and master them

                having kids is actually a terrible idea. it's not like you'll be alive to see how badly they'll fuck up your legacy. white people have resorted to framing reproduction as an act of spite just to come up with a reason to do something so stupid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And that's why we'll become dumber and dumber as time goes on. Stupid people will keep breeding and intelligent people will stop.
                Same shit happened with our physical strength. Dominant, strong males with big canines and protruding jaws just didn't breed. It was weak cucks with tiny jaws that fucked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We lost the jaws because the large jaw muscles impeded brain growth, retard. Instead we evolved big fucking cheekbones that help deflect punches and club strikes. We are the only ape with big ass cheekbones, and the only ape that has real punching matches. If you had the cheekbones of a chimp your skull would be made to soak up a swift right hook.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                People tend to forget that humans used to be extremely violent and the docility thing is very, very recent, due to overusing the death penalty for every single violent crime and rapier and later pistol dueling causing a massive increase in the amount of double deaths.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do attractive people have so few kids then?

                >If you're really responsible you'll have all the kids you want.
                Is that why poor people have so many kids?

                >Is that why poor people have so many kids?
                I said all the kids they want. This does not imply they want a bunch of kids.

                how do actual retards like you guys get on the internet? Is someone setting up your connection for you? Seems like you're too dumb to pick your connection out of a list and enter a password.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep moving the goalposts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Keep moving the goalposts.
                your failure to read is not me moving the goalposts, idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I already proved my point. That's why you wanna move the goalposts so much.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I already proved my point.
                m'kay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If you're really responsible you'll have all the kids you want.
                Is that why poor people have so many kids?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dominant males have been heavily selected against in the past.
        lol when?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >in humans we become weaker and more submissive to please the females.
        hardly
        Males kill off other physically dominant males. We usually do this with cooperation and technology. It's not to please females. It's to allow intelligent and cooperative men that would never win a physical fight to reproduce.
        and it's been extraordinarily successful. If you're an antisocial muscular dominant type you're going to go to prison where you can't reproduce. In the old days we'd just kill you in battle.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Male jumping spiders are the most down bad animal on earth.
    They have been scientifically proven to not be able to tell female spiders apart, and will attempt to court any female (sometimes male) jumping spider they see, even dead and desiccated ones that have curled up and flipped over.

    This is not a problem with vision or intelligence, as jumping spiders can easily identify prey from afar, and can even solve mazes that block their vision without effort. Jumping spider males simply can't tell females apart.

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/jumping-spider-courtship-dance-cannibalism
    >The scientists found that courtship occurred in 100 percent of interactions between males and females, regardless of the species.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe their “intelligence” is just a highly sophisticated program and they don’t have routines for mating correctly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think they're just horny.
        If they were big enough people would fuck them somehow, maybe do a crab walk to hypnotize them.
        They seem too picky with food to attack humans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's like a robot only programmed to jump good, with no actual intelligent at all.

        https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/spiders-jumping-engineering-mechanics-animals-spd
        >Researchers at the University of Manchester have trained a regal jumping spider named “Kim” to leap on demand.
        >It’s the first time a spider has been successfully trained to jump.

        https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/10/spiders-are-much-smarter-than-you-think/
        >Courting males crawl down the silk suspension ropes, stand on top of the nest, and shake it in a specific way. The signal draws the female out of the nest.
        >Portia appears to take advantage of this system by mimicking the male’s shake and luring the female into an ambush.

        >You will never high-five a spider

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's a common mistake on Wauf to confuse conditioning with intelligence.
          it's impressive that a spider can be conditioned, but it's not a sign of intelligence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The more intelligent something is, the easier it is it to condition.
            Scientists have conditioned flies to respond to specific stimuli, but it's arduous and has a low succuss rate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's pretty neat

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