Who would win in a fight?

Who would win in a fight?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that video of the moose casually walking down a highway

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are moose such violent Black folk? they are like the north american version of the hippo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A moose has a fraction of the sheer hatred that the hippo does

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the israelites

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moose.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moose

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moose are monsters.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whoever wins, we lose

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    elk are not deer, they are not small.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elk horns look sharper. He can close the distance faster with his speed advantage, lower himself and throw a hook right into that big bastard's chin.
      Anyone that thinks a moose would win is like a Japanese person who thinks sumos are the greatest fighters in the world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A big male moose weighs twice as much as a big male elk. Mass matters in this sort of fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them are deer, they're all cervids. The name deer isn't based on size

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The smallest bull moose still outweighs the largest elk. Moose wins easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But elk if faster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >im sure to win because my speed is superior

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well that, and the head full of scimitars

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            moose and elk don't use their antlers to actually fight predators or prey, they grow them for show to impress the ladies because having big antlers makes elk and moose pussy wet. if they start charging into things with their antlers they would snap off, they aren't like rhino horns

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *casually blasts through 5ft of snow at 50mph*
        lmaoing @ you're lyfe, elklets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Without a side by side comparison, you don't understand how fricking big moose are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. And the elk is not a small animal by any means but this is what we call a brutal mogging.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any documented fights? Bull elk can be pretty aggressive in the fall so I don't think they would all be intimidated by a moose even if the moose were bigger.
      Also I'm pretty sure there is overlap in sizes and the largest bull elk would be slightly larger than a small bull moose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are Elk known to seek fight animals 2x their size?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes because im afraid they will frick my wives

          t. bvll elk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you cant be afraid of something that already happened

            t. bvll moose

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