Who would win in a battle between a baby long tail macaque and a fully grown male chimpanzee? the rounds go like this

Who would win in a battle between a baby long tail macaque and a fully grown male chimpanzee? the rounds go like this
Round 1: Boxing ring
Round 2: In a jungle, they start 300 feet away from eachother
Round 3: Roman colosseum
Who do you think would win?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a battle between a convicted pedo monkey sadist's anus vs. Tyrone's 9 inch BBC?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baby monpai hits the chimp with the Pity Stare.
    The chimp's soul experiences unimaginable pity for every single vervet monkey it has ever eaten in its life. Baby monyet takes all rounds.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay for a pity video like that my fellow Cambodian videographer

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why matter who win? What matter is who loses, and the answer is obviously the monkey abuser that is OP; Both in the fight in which the Ape rips his face off, or in the meta sense in which OP is a pathetic waste of space that will either become an hero or will endure the life of a subhuman loser.
    Not even the chimp deserves or even should eat this loser face, might as well eat the poor baby macaque, because for how bad it sounds, it would be for the chimp something NATURAL & HEALTHY compared to eating OP meat.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chimpanzee would eat the macaque like the chocolate bar that was eaten in monster house

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely pityful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a big ape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For you

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chimps literally eat macaques

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >R1 - Baby Macaque, mid diff.
    >R2 - Baby Macaque, low diff.
    >R3 - Baby Macaque, extreme diff.
    The Chimp may be strong but the baby macaque with it's superior intellect and nimble form is sure to win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chimp removes million pity blankets
      bg2ez

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a battle between a baby long tail macaque and a fully grown male chimpanzee
    I wish I was the chimpanzee.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? do you want to tear off a baby longtail macaque limb from limb?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >do you want to tear off a baby longtail macaque limb from limb?
        They eat their flesh while they're alive, you know.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well, that would be straight a trillion pity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We need to do that to c*ristians

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That stupid primate on the right is getting pulped

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The macaque

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prep time? Weapons?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Just boxing gloves

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