Who would win in a battle between a baby long tail macaque and a fully grown male chimpanzee? the rounds go like this
Round 1: Boxing ring
Round 2: In a jungle, they start 300 feet away from eachother
Round 3: Roman colosseum
Who do you think would win?
Who would win in a battle between a convicted pedo monkey sadist's anus vs. Tyrone's 9 inch BBC?
Baby monpai hits the chimp with the Pity Stare.
The chimp's soul experiences unimaginable pity for every single vervet monkey it has ever eaten in its life. Baby monyet takes all rounds.
I would pay for a pity video like that my fellow Cambodian videographer
Why matter who win? What matter is who loses, and the answer is obviously the monkey abuser that is OP; Both in the fight in which the Ape rips his face off, or in the meta sense in which OP is a pathetic waste of space that will either become an hero or will endure the life of a subhuman loser.
Not even the chimp deserves or even should eat this loser face, might as well eat the poor baby macaque, because for how bad it sounds, it would be for the chimp something NATURAL & HEALTHY compared to eating OP meat.
Chimpanzee would eat the macaque like the chocolate bar that was eaten in monster house
It would be extremely pityful
You’re a big ape
For you
chimps literally eat macaques
>R1 - Baby Macaque, mid diff.
>R2 - Baby Macaque, low diff.
>R3 - Baby Macaque, extreme diff.
The Chimp may be strong but the baby macaque with it's superior intellect and nimble form is sure to win.
>chimp removes million pity blankets
bg2ez
>a battle between a baby long tail macaque and a fully grown male chimpanzee
I wish I was the chimpanzee.
Why? do you want to tear off a baby longtail macaque limb from limb?
>do you want to tear off a baby longtail macaque limb from limb?
They eat their flesh while they're alive, you know.
well, that would be straight a trillion pity
We need to do that to c*ristians
That stupid primate on the right is getting pulped
The macaque
Prep time? Weapons?
>Just boxing gloves