Who would win? A pack of wolves or the bear?

Who would win? A pack of wolves or the bear?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the wolves werent afraid of death they could all attack at once but it would be impossible wihtout taking casualties so they all just run away

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's sad to see.
      I wish I wasn't such a b***h when it comes to seeing canines in peril, I know they're wild animals and that's nature, but the dog-human empathy is too strong.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emphasise with bears instead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this in some kind of enclosure? What the frick?

      dogfricker is a communist what a surprise

      kek

      Emphasise with bears instead

      Emphasize what about them exactly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant emphasize, but my phone auto corrected.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, OP or a pack of wild penises?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a natural predator of penises and avidly devours even the most humongous ones with gusto, it’s a foregone conclusion

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bear easily. They are considered apex for a reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they're apex then how come humans hunt and eat them?
      I was reading some wildlife journal magazine and it had a recipe for seasoned bear meatballs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but that is like saying a nuclear warhead is the best missile payload in a discussion about tactical air to surface weapons. Technically you are right, but it is so overkill and obvious it is mutually assumed that everyone knows that and are excluding it for more practical weapon systems otherwise it would go stale. Same goes for the brightest light on earth and people defaulting to the sun

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears can one shot wolves.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure there's videos of bears intimidating entire packs of wolves away from kills.

    Yup, here https://youtu.be/yvqtQ1CRJsQ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wolves would win if they'd all commit.

      But at least one or two would be fatally wounded. And who shall bell the cat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at least one or two would be fatally wounded
        this is the problem for all grouping animals. like how a herd of bison could easily demolish any pack of wolves if they turned to fight, but at least a couple of them would be hurt. even though it's a better strategy for the herd, it's a worse strategy for the individual so they all end up running
        this is why eusociality is such a broken strategy whenever it develops, when individuals sacrifice their life for the whole

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And also why communism works

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cummietism is parasitic no eusocialist. It’s like the video of that one bison knocking the other over so the wolves can kill it and the butthole bison escapes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except it doesn’t and the reason is ironically enough human nature not working that way

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            dogfricker is a communist what a surprise

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stick your mouth onto the tail pipe of a car, and keep inhaling until you see nothing but the void, and then flames.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i literally have no idea what about my post could have possibly pissed your schizo brain off this much

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              refer to

              Stick your mouth onto the tail pipe of a car, and keep inhaling until you see nothing but the void, and then flames.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow what pussies. if they all rushed him he'd be fricked. at the very least they could just continue until he inevitably tires out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How big is the pack? Are they experienced hunters or largely noobs?

        Giga Satan has spoken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading that it takes about 9-11 hyenas to take on a lioness and around 20 hyenas to take on a male lion.
      I wonder if it's the same ratio for wolves to bears

      Wolves would win if they'd all commit.

      But at least one or two would be fatally wounded. And who shall bell the cat?

      yeah but no wolf wants to be the one getting killed. They're not wasps

      And also why communism works

      well it would work if we could genetically modify humans. But then so would many other systems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint

      Really it's whether the individual pack members view a direct confrontation as worth it. Driving a bear off of their territory = worth it, getting killed for a mouthful of elk = not worth it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You posted a video of exactly that, and you're only pretty sure? You use language like a gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an environmental science major, not an English one. Now frick off on out of here you dumb ugly b***h.

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