Who wins?

Who wins?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear
    Gorillas have micro-penise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bears are tiny too, dude.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sasquatch solos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas have a massive intimidation buff, the bear would run away.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever wins, we lose (through the loss one of two majestic creatures)

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hlive

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one, they're gonna stare each other down, realize that it's not worth it and go back to lazing around.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    monkey

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the grizzly because of the size discrepancy

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people keep making this thread?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're moronic.
      Not only is the bear better equipped for killing, it is without a doubt stronger, and it instinctively knows actual wrestling like people use.

      Apes just flail their arms and bite, they have nothing else. All their intelligence goes out the window in combat, they don't think strategically.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so we should pair it up with another animal that instinctively knows wrestling

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're moronic.
      Not only is the bear better equipped for killing, it is without a doubt stronger, and it instinctively knows actual wrestling like people use.

      Apes just flail their arms and bite, they have nothing else. All their intelligence goes out the window in combat, they don't think strategically.

      Bear are pussies and run away from humans and wolves. Imagine what a strong animal like gorilla can do to them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        gorilla runs from goose. you dumbass, unless its a pitbull an animal will run because they want to get injured. bear wins 10/10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the only thing they know about gorillas they learned from King Kong.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem beargays?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear would win until we introduce gorillas to bodybuilding techniques and feed them a high protein diet instead of leaves.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      realistically how well could a person actually digest that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the smell

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          conceptualize the aroma

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a peaceful pussy ass leaf eating ape vs a giant fearless predator
    >said peaceful pussy ass leaf eating ape regularly gets killed by leopards 1/5th the size of the giant fearless predator

    these threads are stupid

    stop making them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if ape stopped eating leaves and got angry and punched the shit out of the bear, his body mass would probably be enough to wrestle bear down too

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear. A grizzly will frick up any ape.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is speed equalized?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it be?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a stupid fricking question

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorilla wins, assuming he is wielding a high-quality katana and is trained in its use

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait until AI is good enough to make videos of such hypothetical scenarios.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >While you were hibernating I studied THE BLADE

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bear is going to frick up almost anything that isn't an elephant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What can an elephant actually do though?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Step on the bear

        the bear is going to frick up almost anything that isn't an elephant

        Do you actually think a bear could frick up a hippo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't so tough

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have time to prepare?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If specifically a brown bear; then the bear wins.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want your mom to be in a fight with a bear?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get your confusion, but not all mom's look like yours. That's a gorilla.

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