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Sasquatch is a demon. So are "aliens" and every other "cryptid." They have near god like reality and mind control powers. They can appear in any way they desire.
The only thing that can stop them is calling to Jesus, which they try very hard to lead you away from. If you try to research them without knowing what they are, you won't know what's real and what's not anymore on an existential spiritual level.
One trick I've heard is they pretend to be random human spirits and say they're enslaved by reptiles and Jesus won't help them. They can even impersonate Jesus himself to confuse you. Or anyone else you can imagine. They feed off negative emotions and manipulate people's lives in ways to get the maximum "loosh." Raping people, killing family members, setting up relationships and then destroying them. They can heal your ailments and give you psychic powers. They know how to stoke your ego and say "you're special, you're chosen" etc.
Because they're moronic.
Not only is the bear better equipped for killing, it is without a doubt stronger, and it instinctively knows actual wrestling like people use.
Apes just flail their arms and bite, they have nothing else. All their intelligence goes out the window in combat, they don't think strategically.
Because they're moronic.
Not only is the bear better equipped for killing, it is without a doubt stronger, and it instinctively knows actual wrestling like people use.
Apes just flail their arms and bite, they have nothing else. All their intelligence goes out the window in combat, they don't think strategically.
Bear are pussies and run away from humans and wolves. Imagine what a strong animal like gorilla can do to them.
>a peaceful pussy ass leaf eating ape vs a giant fearless predator >said peaceful pussy ass leaf eating ape regularly gets killed by leopards 1/5th the size of the giant fearless predator
Bear
Gorillas have micro-penise
Bears are tiny too, dude.
sasquatch solos
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Sasquatch is a demon. So are "aliens" and every other "cryptid." They have near god like reality and mind control powers. They can appear in any way they desire.
The only thing that can stop them is calling to Jesus, which they try very hard to lead you away from. If you try to research them without knowing what they are, you won't know what's real and what's not anymore on an existential spiritual level.
One trick I've heard is they pretend to be random human spirits and say they're enslaved by reptiles and Jesus won't help them. They can even impersonate Jesus himself to confuse you. Or anyone else you can imagine. They feed off negative emotions and manipulate people's lives in ways to get the maximum "loosh." Raping people, killing family members, setting up relationships and then destroying them. They can heal your ailments and give you psychic powers. They know how to stoke your ego and say "you're special, you're chosen" etc.
Gorillas have a massive intimidation buff, the bear would run away.
Whoever wins, we lose (through the loss one of two majestic creatures)
hlive
no one, they're gonna stare each other down, realize that it's not worth it and go back to lazing around.
monkey
the grizzly because of the size discrepancy
why do people keep making this thread?
Because they're moronic.
Not only is the bear better equipped for killing, it is without a doubt stronger, and it instinctively knows actual wrestling like people use.
Apes just flail their arms and bite, they have nothing else. All their intelligence goes out the window in combat, they don't think strategically.
so we should pair it up with another animal that instinctively knows wrestling
Bear are pussies and run away from humans and wolves. Imagine what a strong animal like gorilla can do to them.
gorilla runs from goose. you dumbass, unless its a pitbull an animal will run because they want to get injured. bear wins 10/10
Because the only thing they know about gorillas they learned from King Kong.
Problem beargays?
Bear would win until we introduce gorillas to bodybuilding techniques and feed them a high protein diet instead of leaves.
realistically how well could a person actually digest that
imagine the smell
conceptualize the aroma
>a peaceful pussy ass leaf eating ape vs a giant fearless predator
>said peaceful pussy ass leaf eating ape regularly gets killed by leopards 1/5th the size of the giant fearless predator
these threads are stupid
stop making them
What if ape stopped eating leaves and got angry and punched the shit out of the bear, his body mass would probably be enough to wrestle bear down too
Bear. A grizzly will frick up any ape.
Is speed equalized?
Why would it be?
What a stupid fricking question
Gorilla wins, assuming he is wielding a high-quality katana and is trained in its use
I can't wait until AI is good enough to make videos of such hypothetical scenarios.
>While you were hibernating I studied THE BLADE
the bear is going to frick up almost anything that isn't an elephant
What can an elephant actually do though?
Step on the bear
Do you actually think a bear could frick up a hippo
They aren't so tough
Do they have time to prepare?
If specifically a brown bear; then the bear wins.
Why do you want your mom to be in a fight with a bear?
I get your confusion, but not all mom's look like yours. That's a gorilla.