Who wins?

Who wins?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Rhino is just a Hippo with a knife attached to its head if you think about it.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    simple
    Rhino > bear >>>>>>> hippo > buffalo

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    two coyotes would antifragile all of their species into extinction given enough time

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game bred pitbull solos all of them

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    white rhino curbstomps, hippo mmmmaybe, brown bear and cape buffalo are dead meat.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    me

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhino would win. Hyppo can't last long walking on land so it would give up easily. Bear doesn't have enough weight or strength to take on a rhino and the buffalo is inferior to the rhino in every aspect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well good thing there's not an elephant in this battle

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    plot twist, they're fighting on the moon. now who wins?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear gets run over and dies. Rhino would btfo hippo and bufalo if it knew what it was doing but usually it just panics and stumlbes. So either the water horse or black cow, probably horse, sinc it seams resistant to blunt demage form the cow

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you guys are all sleeping on bears. A polar bear would frick shit up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A polar bear would frick shit up.
      They get mogged by grizzlies half their size, let alone a rhino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I thought it was white, good night?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that's more to do with how the bear interacts with potential prey, in that a polar bear will eat you no matter your behavior

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in that a polar bear will eat you no matter your behavior
            Nah polar bears are surprisingly easy to scare off. They aren’t the ultra violent aggressive bears people make them out to be

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Elephant
    2. Rhino
    3. Hippo

    This is the canon top 3.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wins?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhinos have huge blocky heads with strong pointy horns. Only an elephant can beat them.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhinos are completely stupid and have such bad eyesight they could be considered legally blind.
    Yet nothing on this list can take on an adult rhino. Rhino wins.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a buffalo even in the lineup? Did you just need a fourth animal to make the picture a square?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't rinos gigantic pussies in general?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are, but when they actually want to frick something up (that isn't an elephant) they frick it up bad.
      So given the usual assumption that all of these animals in the fight are unnaturally angry at one another, the rhino wins.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear, the rest are dying off because were wrecking the shit out of their habitats

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hippo aggros everyone, causing the other three to team up against it.
    After that, the rhino and buffalo decide that they'd rather not have a predator in their midst, and trample the bear to death.
    And buffalo lose against rhinos.
    Rhino wins.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I vote rhino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rhino is literally moronic so not sure if it will win. Might do something dumb. I think hippo comes on top.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hippos cant fight a rhino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're such absolute shitters.
          Who else sees a rhino just standing around minding his own business and says "I'm gonna start a fight with that guy"?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hippos,so it seems. I don't like them btw

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot the part where it follows the rhino and starts sniffing his ass.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have sex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the stupidity is why they could win. They're tanks with 2 braincells and are much faster and more agile than you think. Even being in their presence is enough for them to tard out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget about moron strength

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/fsAAE5b.jpg

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