Rhino would win. Hyppo can't last long walking on land so it would give up easily. Bear doesn't have enough weight or strength to take on a rhino and the buffalo is inferior to the rhino in every aspect.
Bear gets run over and dies. Rhino would btfo hippo and bufalo if it knew what it was doing but usually it just panics and stumlbes. So either the water horse or black cow, probably horse, sinc it seams resistant to blunt demage form the cow
>in that a polar bear will eat you no matter your behavior
Nah polar bears are surprisingly easy to scare off. They aren’t the ultra violent aggressive bears people make them out to be
Rhinos are completely stupid and have such bad eyesight they could be considered legally blind.
Yet nothing on this list can take on an adult rhino. Rhino wins.
They are, but when they actually want to frick something up (that isn't an elephant) they frick it up bad.
So given the usual assumption that all of these animals in the fight are unnaturally angry at one another, the rhino wins.
The hippo aggros everyone, causing the other three to team up against it.
After that, the rhino and buffalo decide that they'd rather not have a predator in their midst, and trample the bear to death.
And buffalo lose against rhinos.
Rhino wins.
I think the stupidity is why they could win. They're tanks with 2 braincells and are much faster and more agile than you think. Even being in their presence is enough for them to tard out.
A Rhino is just a Hippo with a knife attached to its head if you think about it.
simple
Rhino > bear >>>>>>> hippo > buffalo
two coyotes would antifragile all of their species into extinction given enough time
A game bred pitbull solos all of them
white rhino curbstomps, hippo mmmmaybe, brown bear and cape buffalo are dead meat.
me
Rhino would win. Hyppo can't last long walking on land so it would give up easily. Bear doesn't have enough weight or strength to take on a rhino and the buffalo is inferior to the rhino in every aspect.
Well good thing there's not an elephant in this battle
plot twist, they're fighting on the moon. now who wins?
Bear gets run over and dies. Rhino would btfo hippo and bufalo if it knew what it was doing but usually it just panics and stumlbes. So either the water horse or black cow, probably horse, sinc it seams resistant to blunt demage form the cow
I think you guys are all sleeping on bears. A polar bear would frick shit up.
>A polar bear would frick shit up.
They get mogged by grizzlies half their size, let alone a rhino
But I thought it was white, good night?
I think that's more to do with how the bear interacts with potential prey, in that a polar bear will eat you no matter your behavior
>in that a polar bear will eat you no matter your behavior
Nah polar bears are surprisingly easy to scare off. They aren’t the ultra violent aggressive bears people make them out to be
1. Elephant
2. Rhino
3. Hippo
This is the canon top 3.
>Who wins?
Rhinos have huge blocky heads with strong pointy horns. Only an elephant can beat them.
Rhinos are completely stupid and have such bad eyesight they could be considered legally blind.
Yet nothing on this list can take on an adult rhino. Rhino wins.
Why is a buffalo even in the lineup? Did you just need a fourth animal to make the picture a square?
Aren't rinos gigantic pussies in general?
They are, but when they actually want to frick something up (that isn't an elephant) they frick it up bad.
So given the usual assumption that all of these animals in the fight are unnaturally angry at one another, the rhino wins.
Bear, the rest are dying off because were wrecking the shit out of their habitats
The hippo aggros everyone, causing the other three to team up against it.
After that, the rhino and buffalo decide that they'd rather not have a predator in their midst, and trample the bear to death.
And buffalo lose against rhinos.
Rhino wins.
I vote rhino
Rhino is literally moronic so not sure if it will win. Might do something dumb. I think hippo comes on top.
hippos cant fight a rhino
They're such absolute shitters.
Who else sees a rhino just standing around minding his own business and says "I'm gonna start a fight with that guy"?
hippos,so it seems. I don't like them btw
You forgot the part where it follows the rhino and starts sniffing his ass.
They have sex
I think the stupidity is why they could win. They're tanks with 2 braincells and are much faster and more agile than you think. Even being in their presence is enough for them to tard out.
Don't forget about moron strength